I want Johnny Depp to win this trail, look directly at Amber Turd, and say, "This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow" and then pull a rope to swing out of there

Please email me your apology letters immediately. In 5000 words, how you regret your actions and how you’ll finally start using your brain @FCBarcelona

Call me crazy but this team should be playing week in week out Loved the game today, we just need more composure and that only comes when the team keeps playing and practicing together as a unit. Loved the little one-twos, flicks, through balls and the connection bw Cunha Mbeumo

A very simple question, can your midfielder produce world class assists, score world class goals, score world class free kicks?

We don’t talk about Bruno no no no🤫

My golden boy💛

No Mason Greenwood will scroll down without like this cold picture 💙

🔵 Mason Greenwood's game-winner in the 82' 🔵 Roberto De Zerbi goes CRAZY MASSIVE MARSEILLE WIN AT HOME 😱

Bro witnessed that first touch, stopped pressing and started admiring 😭. https://t.co/IBf9RCTZLC

Sabki apni arc chal rahi hai

Rocket League ne dimagh kharab kr diya hai mera

💣 BARCA EXPOSED ! 🗣️Laporta: “I inherited those payments, I asked the sports management and they told us to go ahead with the reports. We do not have reports of the first stage because every five years they are destroyed 🤡 Continued in the comments https://t.co/KlMFgc3uQ1

Mason Greenwood wins Ligue 1 Player of the Month AGAIN. Back to back. Nobody is touching him 😭

Just saw my childhood hero fall My reality is not the same anymore

The highest rated players in the Premier League so far this season 👀

Bruno Fernandes is ranked #1 in Assists, Chances Created, Player Rating, Through Balls & Shot Creating Actions, Goal Creating Actions, #2 in Big Chances Created, Expected Assists & Progressive Passes & #3 in Goals & Assists & Long Passes Completed. Do you know how crazy that is?

Ole had a vision

🔵⚪️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Mason Greenwood wins Man of the Match Award from UEFA as he’s now reached 17 season G/A.

Fuck this dude

Ole understood one thing: —Not all academy players will succeed but it’s your duty to give a chance to as many as you can. —He handed debuts to 16 academy graduates. —Equaled Sir Matt Busby's record from 1952/53 of debuting 8 academy players in a season. 🔻Most academy mins

Maybe it's the fragrance of your hair