Chill Guy Levi
@LeviInTrouble
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Better to be a warrior in a garden than a gardener in a war.
King Kai's Planet
Joined March 2022
I want Johnny Depp to win this trail, look directly at Amber Turd, and say, "This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow" and then pull a rope to swing out of there
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Fifa World Cup '26 is coming up. I swear to God if I see any mosami keeray giving their halfbaked no ball knowledge bullshit ass takes, I'll be out for blood.
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Stay the fuck away from me if you don’t shower once every day
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Negreira case is proof, not even a conspiracy theory anymore.
@PurelyFootball Between this and the 2009 Stamford bridge game, Barcelona cheated their way to 2 finals
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Un-real.
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City fans really don’t hype this brother enough
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Overpriced aesthetic cafes for the fake ones, Quetta tea for the real ones.
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Can’t even lie bro once Bruno touches a pl title, Zidane, xavi and iniesta will unfortunately have to come outside
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Carragher has scored more goals for Manchester United than against them
What’s a stat that sounds fake but is 100% true?
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Koyla kaala hai, chattanon ne pala hai Andar kaala, bahar kaala, par sacha hai saala
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He’s actually the closest thing we’ve had to Vidic in recent years https://t.co/bry8gBh4Ek
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Anger and ego for me ngl
Lack of discipline is the reason behind every single L I’ve taken in life
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Nah bro she's singing completely from her nose, this is so fucked Her voice physically hurts I would never want to hear this shit ever again.
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🚨From the archives: 🎙️"The fans are special, everywhere I see RED, I think about United. It will remain in history and in my career — when I look back at my time with United, I do it with a SMILE on my face." 😍 —Zlatan Ibrahimović!
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Marrtay huay banday ki dua hai Ronaldo world cup jeet jaye ga
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