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We must know the chemical formula of the teargas we have been consuming. It can't be left to the buyers and suppliers and not consumers .
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The Court finds NGCDF undermines the principle of devolutuon! Creates multiple and wastage of public resources !
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Now that my philosophy of life is diametrically opposed to Kenya Kwanza government today the 10/10/24 I uprooted one of the trees I had planted in April this year during the long rains! I plant trees at my own time! We have to oppose this regime in all means!
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Dr. Kithure Kindiki
Deputy Speaker - Senate (2017 - May 2020); Senate Majority Leader Prof Kithure Kindiki (2013-June 2017); this is the damage that politics does to a professor..between 2013 to 2020 nothing mattered!
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Those selling contraband sugar laced with mercury and copper are more dangerous than Alshabab, All Qaeda, Boko Haram, Abusayaelf or any other terrorism group whose stock in trade is to kill human beings and cause mass grief.
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Did you know a salary of a county Governor can employ 39 primary school teachers. 957000÷25000= 38.5. This minus allowances! Lyn Mengich! Let us occupy SRC.
Shame shame shame
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Since 1992 when Ruto left the University, he has been a beneficiary of rigged elections. Being outside of the system must be very cold for him ...We have been outside of the system throughout our lives . He should come we give him tips on how to survive outside of the system.
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We cannot allow them to eat our collective contribution alone. Watukome
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If a CS should not be campaigning,why should a DP who is not mad be campaigning while he is supposed to be working?
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better Luos who uproot the Railway,than an individual who uproots the economy of a whole country,uproots public facilities like KCAA land,Uproots money ment for dams,remember the 'in six months time the stadium in wrote will be ready'
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To me the most impeachable count against Gachagua is stealing Mama Ngina's dorpers at Northlands wakiwa na ichungwa..mbuzi wa mjane?
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The police salute a white men driving this V8, when I demanded why I am being treated differently they arrest me ..We shall resist racism at home and in abroad .
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When we have a lazy majority leader who is very engaging in tenders to repair parliament he can't implement the constitution.
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Senior Residents magistrates Wandia Nyamu dismisses application to detain 185 people arrested on Tuesdays maadamano! Releases them on personal bond. 18 children are released !
@KindikiKithure
loses terribly! Wanted to violate the law he is a professor !
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@FaithOdhiambo8
must reign on her members! We cannot have LSK failing to take firm positions on matters of public interest! We don’t love Gachagua but even if Judas Iscariot were to be tried, we shall agitate that he be taken throuh a fair process! We are not share holders!
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Ruto & Murkomen join other Kenyans for Saba Saba championing for a country free of assassinations and extra Judicial killings!
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It is now emerging that some Members of Parliament engineered the burning of NGCDF offices on the 25/006/24 anti taxation to conceal how they have been mismanaging the funds. Loading!
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Mt Kenya fresh waters! We are bleased but we curse ourselves by electing hyenas to take care of our blessings !
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This is how the underpaid police protect the polliticians as they eat the country dry! They can even shoot the masses who dare reind the eating party that they are the ones who buy the food through taxes! It is a system of thugs protecting thugs at a higher level of foodchain
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Did you know that the salary of one member of Parliament - Kshs 851000 can employ 43 P1 at Kshs 20,000. 851,000÷20,000= 42.53.
Let's reduce the salary of MPs from 851000 to Kshs 200,000 a month. Na sio tafadhali! This one almost succumbing to the weight of money.
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Now Ruto did not think or consider the legal consequence of dissoving 47 state corporations and sending employees there of to their mother ministries! Most of the state corporations are created by acts of parliament. For you to dissolve a state corporation you repeal the acts
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Efforts by Attoney General Dorcas Oduor to suspend the sentencing of Acting Inspector General of Police Gilbert Masengeli collaspe! Masengeli was convicted for contempt of court on the 9 day of September 2024! Justice Lawrance Mugambi now sentencing Masomgrli!
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#WaiguruWedsWaiganjo
African wedding has never been "invite only "....African wedding is for the community and not selected few !
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13 years after Justice Thande Mugure joined the Judiciary, she continues to scale the heights of the profession carving her niche as bold and abrasive. Justice Thande suspended the Finance Act 2023, yesterday she dissented and ruled that NGCDF should be would up in June 2025
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I hear some people saying that Ruto should reshuffle the cabinet. Do you expect Mr Moses Kuria or Mashogu or Jumwa or Nakuminjia or Kindule to perform deferentially in a different docket ?.
Wakwende wote na watukome
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I forced Soipan Roslinda Tunya to drop her vexatious Kshs 251,000 monthly child maintenance from her husband!
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Dear Kenyans a small movement or journey of about Kilometers by the presidential party in Kenya could cost about you Kshs 5 million. Look at this. And the country is broke .
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If you are not intelligent you can't collect intelligence. If you are not intelligent you can't use artificial intelligence. If you are not intelligent intelligence from the intelligence can't help you. If you are not intelligent you can't take advise of the intelligence.
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When you do anything to obtain sympathy by false pretences!
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Compare the lifestyle of a hustler and the people they lead ...Hustler in hibernation.. Oh mawa!
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Capitalism, materialism & consumerism versus, simplicity, humility & modesty. It you can afford through hard work, go for it. If you drive heavy cars from people sweat, shame. You can enjoy life in modesty & simplicity, while you can suffer depression in material wooliness .
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I would like to defend such a case. The complainant here is Ruto. He must file a statement with the court and be ready for cross examination. I am told there is an independent office of DPP one Ingonnga who is supposed to advise the police while drafting charge sheets! Faforo!
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Comrades Boniface Mwangi, Marianyo and Babake at Juja police stations moments after I was arrested .
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#RejectFinanceBill2024
We are not allowing a few thugs to eat our collective contribution! Watukome
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There is a striking resemblance between Abraham Kindiki Kithure and Balthazar Johannes Voster. Both are butchers of Children . Soweto Massacre and GeN Z Massacre. Both Happened in June.. The Kibiri Movement Port parole is Kindiki has been anointing by disgraced MPs.
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Constituency a parallel structure of government that has the effect of distorting the devolved system! Service delivery by NGCDF violates the separation of powers! Court tells MPs to stick to Article 95! Legislate, oversight and representation
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Dot not mind if Ruto is not felt between now and 2026, he is going to be felt in 2027 as the things he does best are jesters! He can’t sit down and work on anything else other than manipulations through the church and and pastors! Expect more church crying drama!
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Sankara V Ruto motorcade! In Mr Kenya they are talking in low tones saying how the church was used to cheat them! During the swearing in ceremony on the 13l10/22 Thika Road was full of yellow buses! All school buses had ferried people to Nairobi to swear in a saved president!
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Can Amina Mohamed release the KCSE now. We have genuine fears that cartels in the ministry could be doctoring the result.. We the parents of Kenya do not have confidence in Amina Mohamed... We are smarting from the...
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Now when I came from UK in 2011 after Ford Foundation Scholarship with LLM international Haman Rights Law, I applied in about 6 public universities. I did not get any response apart from Maasai Mara. I declined an offer.
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Whether the process of enacting NGCDF violates the constitution for not involving the Senate. NGCDF affects the county goverments! Concurrence of both houses was required! This was not done! Funds creates functions that are anomalous to national government! We are 6-1
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Whether the NGCDF Act 2015 violates the principles of public finance under chapter 12 of the constitution! Structures created by the Act are dupicative. Allocating money to the NGCDF is wastage of public funds and public fiscal reporting cannot be clear! We are 5-1 hii imeenda!
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Government bloggers led by Dennis Itumbi , Gordon Opiyo , Phyllis Njuru, Josiah Muriguh , Francis Gachuri, Mithamo Muchiri , Wanjohi Githae, Steve Ogolla have been outwitted by Gen Z.
They are whitewashed, marooned confused, and sepulchral.
Watukome makaragozi
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The real danger facing KRA is not that small man there trying to take a selfie next to Times Tower, not at all. The real danger is posed by thieves inside of Times Tower !.
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Now John Mbadi is a serious fool full of himself and personal greed. The Finance Bill 2024 wa rejected by Kenyans and Mbandi must be told that there is no genius that he can employ to bring it back
Yeye ni mhuni wa kawaida ambaye mikono yake ni michafu kwa kutenda wema wowote..
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NGCDF Act 2015 has been a fund that has taken us close ten years to kill! We however want a creative destruction of the cash cow for Members of Paliament and Wags- wives and girlfriends ! We have never challenged the nobility of the fund ! The management by MPs
Gnamokode!
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Mwanetu kaza roho uishi na mmeo, niwewe mwenyewe uliempenda ! DDC Mlimani Park Ochetre- 1986, Bwana Ruto kaza moyo uishi na makamu wako wa Rais, wewe mwenyewe ndie uliyemchagua Lempaa -2024
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So therefore according public
Law lecturer Gladys Boss Sholei Gachagua is guilty of treason! That is what Sholei would be teaching to students at the University!
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#duale
..Duale Adan Barre should now be pursued to provide the list of terrorist who were terrorizing Kenyans. He promised to name them a while back. He must learn that a man whose palm kennels were cracked for him by benevolent spirits should not forget to be humble ....Kaende.
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As a nation we must not be like the warthog. The proverbial animal with a short memory. We must honour our fallen heroes. This must be done regardless of the fact that Kibiri movement port parole Kindule Kindiki and his sycophants would want us to forget. Jamais dans la vie!
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187 people including 18 minors have been arraigned in court where the prosecution has asked Hon Wandia Nyamu to detain them for 21 days. Three minors have fainted as they have not been given food since yesterday! Chief magistrate Lucas Onyina has given them
Milk
Faforo!
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After presiding over loot at The National Youth Service and after mismanaging Kirinyaga Health Sector and after saying that you can only rent but not buy a Kikuyu Wamaguru is here again....She and the likes of Kangata who relied on Jubilee wave are confused ...
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Start Trembling if your stock in trade is to oppress teachers !
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Murkomen was never sacked by Ruto on the 11 of June 2024! He was sworn afresh in and immidiately flew to Paris! This means they processed his fligjts and allowances runing into millions of Kshs even before he was confirmed as Cabinet Secretary!
Inaitwa Kula Kwanza ! Faforo!
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PCEA Church Kasarani currently receiving Proceeds from Kimwarer and Arror Dams!
Tangatanga has taken over the church!
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When you display money like this mummy you provoke the hungry. Ukikula dada funika kitambi. Utukome
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One of the most logical questions of our times. This thugs who run this country think that we are thinkless zombies like Mt Kenya people who sung that "we shall wake up to elect Ruto?" If you are making money as individual lead the government in making national wealth.
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These books are instructive! The history we were taught in primary and secondary schools did not tell us that three things happened in Africa to depopulate the continent so that we lag behind as the dack continent! Scramble for Africa, Slave trade and colonization! Faforo!
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Yet another one from Nairag Enkare. We must ask questions because the information is generated by our resources..
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#PreciousTalentSchool
when Ruto says that some land from Lenana High School will be hived off to build a public primary school we must be very worried of his appetite for public land ...Memories of Ngong Forest and Kenya Pipeline scandal linger!
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#Rejectkdf
! Supposing a KDF officer say Brigadier Sabari arrests a demonstrator in Nairobi and takes him to court, will Brig Sabari be a prosecution witness as the arresting officer?
#duale
do you see how incompetent you are ? Will the arrested person be taken to a civilian cour
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@ntvkenya
@debarlinea
Waliingia Jubilee na Matuta juxtaposed their campaign posters with Uhuru Pictures and they are now here .....allogant !
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They must know that the closest sentiment to that of love is hate. They were loved in Mt Kenya and today they smell like skunk..Le Sentiment le plus proche de la'amour c'est la haine..akaimba Franco na bendi yake ya Tout Puissant OKJazz!
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#RejectFinanceBill2024
! If Ruto has 2. 5 billion as wealth who tells you that those who were killed by the police cannot raise 2.5 billion!
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This a convoy of a presiden of a country that is too broke as to pay its civil servants ! How much do all these machines consume ??Watukome kabisaaaaaaa!
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#rejectkenyakwanzagulag
What we have witnessed in the last few weeks is nothing but Kenya Gulag! Reject them ! Faforo!
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Lifestyle audit will not only concentrate on your economic well being but also into how many concubines you pay rent for or you have bought flats for or how many people call you sugar mammy (maman sucré) or...
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Raila has literally taken over president Ruto's mess,just like he took over Uhuruto mess in 2022 & went down with it . In the runner up of 2013 presidential elections, he also took over Kibaki’s mess & again 'akazama'. Atanguka nayo! Pole sana Shiundu Shitawa!
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We need creative destruction on of private academies in Kenya and go back where public primary schools are very competitive
@bsogomo
, that is the only way to go! We must resist the nonsense of privatizing anything .
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I would be as worried as Naboth was when King Ahab visited his vineyard if Ruto visited any of the small land I own !
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We had seen this in February..We knew Ruto has planted Wheelbarrow and poverty thinking in the head of this ignoramus called Nelson Andayi Khasakhala Havi.....Good riddance
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Murugu Herbal Clinics, the church and United States badly exposed by Corona Virus ...No herbal power, no healing power and no super power
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When a child eats to capacity it tells its father to burn the granary....Didi nyoro had to run to the same wakora for an anticipatory bond
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Now there is that story of a hyena that followed two different routes in search of a prey to the extent of dying by breaking its body into two parts. That aetiological narratives finds its meaning and explanation in these three hyenas. They won and abandoned their seats for greed
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Hunger in dignity is more preferable than bread eaten in slavery!
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#Rejectdialogue
. A revolution whose time has come cannot be stopped by a generation, the subject of the revolution..Raila must sit back and see a revolution that is people and not money centered. Down with obscurantism!
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The next Chief Justice and the president of the Supreme Court of Kenya should avoid wigs covering ears . As a student of literature and I was taught that the ear covering wigs could symbolize a judiciary that has closed it's ears on the public that is is supposed to serve.
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Now MPs have rejected their pay hikes! They must now reject the NGCDF and sitting allowances! Na sio tafadhali ama salamu za vijaba zitaendelea ! Power belongs to the people ! Na Mtukome…. Tunaweza kuwakujieni huko kwenye hizo maofisi zenu za kibwanyenye!
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Is it in order for law firms to buy hectares of space in newspapers to congratulate the new chief justice?
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10 years since joining the bar still..Nothing Puzzles God !
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#TheKatibaAudit
Eight years good progress yet but we must push for full implementation.... You get what you demand and not what you deserve ....
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Angaliani MP anaitwa Mbwa. He is driving a 30 Million Mercedes. This type of display wataacha. We must bring them back to a third world. You can't live in first wirld in the midst of third world. Waacha kibri!
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Chinua Achebe says that a child on its mother's back does not know that the journey is long. Ruto Family and its cronies are on the back of Kenyan peope and therefore do not know how long the journey Kenyans are travelling
Watukome na filosofia zao A kibwanyenye! Fitna!
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When you burn a church full of people and get away with our young ones are likely go grow knowing that burning what you do not like is a ok
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#Moism
. Instead of being told to go see the body of former dead president, why can't we go talk to the living president?
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The Supreme Court judgment that parliaments calls orbiter dicta taking center stage in all issues for determibation!
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#mutahingunyi
is one of the most inconsistent men in Kenya. All what he has done is to missaprehend the 16th century machiavellian dictatorial theories and aplying them to states with robust new constitutions! He even runs an imaginary University akin to kusadikika ! Fadero!
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Inpector General of Police Masengeli found guilty of contempt of court while Lazarus Opicho assistant IG in charge of Goverment Building and vip protection for calling the bodyguard and driver of Justice Lawrance Mugambi! The judge said the calls were acts of intimidation !
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