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Blue in a Red State. #LegalWeed4SC #SmokeTheVote #LedZeppelinπ€π€#RIPBonzo I tweet about Weed, Led Zeppelin and Politics. π«DMs. #HarrisWalz2024
Greenville, SC
Joined June 2016
If anyone deserves a Medal of Freedom it's Colin Kaepernick. From President Biden. Pass it on.
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Who thinks Barack Obama should give his DNC speech in a tan suit? ποΈποΈποΈ
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Dear @LindseyGrahamSC:. I didn't realize that Social Security and Medicare were "entitlements". I accidentally paid into them every paycheck for 35+ years. Please DM me for my address and send me my refund check. Sincerely,. One Pissed-Off Baby Boomer. #HandsOffSocialSecurity.
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To the woman at the border "convoy" interviewed on MSNBC who said immigrants were going to take away her social security:. The only people coming for your Social Security are Republicans. Not the immigrants.
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Hey @realdonaldtrump .You have fake Time covers of yourself while the great Barack Obama just got a real one! He is awesome. You suck loser!
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You betrayed every woman in this country with your vote to confirm Kavanaugh. Take a seat.
Maine voters should decide who wins the election β not a Secretary of State chosen by the Legislature. The Secretary of Stateβs decision would deny thousands of Mainers the opportunity to vote for the candidate of their choice, and it should be overturned.
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Iβm more freaked out by kiddie pageants than drag queen shows.
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Nothing more sickening than listening to a five-time draft dodger, whose family has sacrificed nothing, addressing our military #TrumpResign.
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Daily reminder that @realdonaldtrump lost the popular vote and will always live in the shadow of the great Barack Obama. #25thAmendmentNow
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A good mom and grandmother would have thought twice about storming the capitol. Instead you fell for a con and you deserve every miserable day of your sentence. Enjoy!.
I, a mom & grandmother with no criminal history, have lived like this since #j6. The box on my ankle holding me INSIDE the house, unable to live. In 13 days the government will force me to endure a 51 month sentence because the last 3 years of confinement means nothing.
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Dear @SenMajLdr @GOP:. I didn't realize that Social Security and Medicare were entitlements. I accidentally paid into them every paycheck for 35+ years. Please DM me for my address so you can send me my refund check. Sincerely,. Baby Boomers Everywhere . #HandsOffSocialSecurity.
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To all those who said Hillary Clinton was more dangerous than Donald Trump, you can collectively go fuck yourselves.
Pres. Trump at U.N.: βWe will have no choice but to totally destroy North Korea. Rocket Man is on a suicide missionβ
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Gym Jordan apparently didn't pass the bar. Matt Gaetz can't pass by a bar.
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.@realDonaldTrump .The crowd of protestors in Hamburg is bigger than your inaugural crowd. Then again, so was the line at IHOP this morning.
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RT if you still refer to Barack Obama as "President Obama" and LIKE if you've never uttered the words "President" & "Trump" together.
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Rand Paul's neighbor got 30 days for kicking his ass. If you knew you'd only get 30 days, whose ass would you kick?. I'll go first: Ted Cruz.
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Hey @realdonaldtrump .You will never measure up to this great man. Ever. And P.S., you won't last eight years. #RussiaGate #ImpeachTrump
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Please do not share these photos. It might upset @realDonaldTrump that he was snubbed by the Queen.
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Hey @realdonaldtrump .Why don't you save Bob Mueller and his staff some time and label your tweets with "exhibit numbers". #TrumpRussia
They made up a phony collusion with the Russians story, found zero proof, so now they go for obstruction of justice on the phony story. Nice.
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Today's recap of the Trump Coronavirus Press Briefing: (I watch so you don't have to). π· Trump is still an asshole.π· Pence is still a sycophant .π· Trump touts his success .π· Ben Carson is stoned .π· I've been drinking since breakfast. You're all caught up. #TrumpLiesPeopleDie.
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If you could pick anyone to attend the #SOTU just to piss off Trump, who would it be?. Mine: Since the real Robert Mueller wouldn't do it, how about Robert DeNiro as Robert Mueller?.
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Susan Collins is the annoying co-worker who goes out for a group lunch, spends most of your hour perusing the menu and then orders the same thing she always does. Every fvcking time.
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FYI @GOP .Quit calling Social Security an "entitlement". I paid into it for 35+ years. I most certainly am entitled to it.
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Why is @MSNBC gonna shit all over my viewing pleasure of the Democratic Convention by sending Andrea Mitchell out there?.
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How come Nancy Pelosi has the cojones to appear on Fox News but I've yet to see Kevin McCarthy or Moscow Mitch McConnell on MSNBC?.
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Whoopi Goldberg can apologize to Jeanine Pirro as soon as Jeanine apologies for every vile, shitty thing she's ever said about Hillary Clinton and for every vile, shitty conspiracy theory she's floated.
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This is Donald Trump's most hated headline. From, of course, the failing New York Times. Do not retweet. He hates it. #IllegitimatePresident
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While I may not have agreed with everything Barack Obama said or did, I never doubted which team he was on. #TreasonSummit
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If Hillary is still fair game about Bill's affairs, decades later, why the hell isn't Melania held to the same standards? Why does she get a pass?.
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Fucking @morningmika - you called for Al Franken to resign for a lot less. NOW you want to be super-cautious? .I seem to remember in Franken's case you saying something about "where there's smoke there's fire". #MorningJoe #BelieveWomen.
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I hear that our "Skank-In-Chief" @KellyannePolls does not like this picture. So for God's sake, do not retweet it! #BerlinBarbie
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Dear @LindseyGrahamSC . How are you okay with Trump spending $92M of OUR tax dollars on his ridiculous Klan Rally disguised as a 4th of July celebration?. I'm sure John McCain is rolling over in his grave right about now. You should be ashamed!. #BoycottTrump4thOfJuly #JoinJaime.
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Oh dear. I wouldn't want to spoil @realDonaldTrump's overseas trip with this news, so whatever you do, don't retweet it. He might stroke out.
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Dear @realDonaldTrump @POTUS:. I am thankful for: . πΉRobert Mueller .πΉThe rule of law.πΉInvestigative journalism .πΉ8 years of Obama.πΉMy family . I am most thankful I don't have to sit across the dinner table from a treasonous asshole like you.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING, your Country is starting to do really well. Jobs coming back, highest Stock Market EVER, Military getting really strong, we will build the WALL, V.A. taking care of our Vets, great Supreme Court Justice, RECORD CUT IN REGS, lowest unemployment in 17 years. !.
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Why doesn't someone build a model of the USS John McCain, mount in on a small trailer and drive it up and down Pennsylvania Avenue until Trump's head explodes.
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@realDonaldTrump @foxandfriends Here is your typical @foxandfriends low-class, low-information viewer.
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Kudos to Peter Alexander for keeping his cool. I would've told Trump to go fuck himself, turned in my press credentials and walked out. There's only so much I'll do for a paycheck. #TrumpMeltdown.@PeterAlexander @realDonaldTrump.
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Rudy Giuliani says that Stormy Daniels sells her body for money so she has no reputation. Can Rudy Giuliani explain to me what makes @FLOTUS Melania any different?.
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Congratulations MSNBC. By hiring Ronna McDaniel, you've found someone more unwatchable than Andrea Mitchell.
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The same folks who were upset with Colin Kaepernick for taking a knee to protest injustice are just fine with cops like Derek Chauvin using his knee in furtherance of that injustice.
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You gotta admit Hillary and the Deep State are genius. How on earth did they find a woman who knew Kavanaugh, have her confide in her therapist about a sexual assault years before, and have her laying in wait to accuse Kavanaugh right as he's getting nominated?.
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What's the difference between Jim Jones and Donald Trump? Trump would charge the cult for the Kool-Aid.
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βMelania is not a victim. βMelania is not a hostage. βMelania does not have Stockholm's Syndrome. She is:. βοΈCold. βοΈCallous. βοΈCalculating. βοΈComplicit. #WhereAreTheGirls #WhereAreTheToddlers #FamiliesBelongTogether #KeepFamiliesTogether #BringBackTheirKids.
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It's in the mail!!. Do not retweet. I wouldn't want Trump Tower getting "swamped" with these. P.S. The orange was a nice touch, right?
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Does anyone have any idea what Ben Carson does all day?.
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I'm pretty sure the senate dress code was already broken.
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What is 35 feet long and has 42 teeth?. The front row at a Trump rally.
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Dear Media:. Please don't ruin Christmas by calling Mar-A-Lardo the "Winter White House". It is not. It is a private club for rich folks and just another way for #MoronInChief to profit off of the presidency. Thank you.
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Geez @realDonaldTrump .FFS!! Can't you get out of "rally mode"? People have died. People are hurting. All you can say is "thanks"? Dipshit.
HISTORIC rainfall in Houston, and all over Texas. Floods are unprecedented, and more rain coming. Spirit of the people is incredible.Thanks!.
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It's never #WayTooEarly to talk about Jaime Harrison's trouncing of Lindsey Graham at Saturday night's debate. Extra points for his plexiglass shield. π€£π€£ @kasie @WayTooEarly.
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I can't imagine any prior First Ladies sitting idly by while their husband's administrations ripped immigrant children from their mothers and allowed God knows what to be done to them. @FLOTUS Melania can go to hell along with her #BeBest scam. #WhereAreTheChildren #AMJoy.
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Hey @realDonaldTrump .You are the one that signed an Executive Order yesterday shitting on our National Parks. Or didn't you read it, AGAIN!
As families prepare for summer vacations in our National Parks - Democrats threaten to close them and shut down the government. Terrible!.
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Cashiers in stores telling me to βhave a blessed dayβ is starting to sound a little too much Handmaidβs Tale for my liking. Iβm sure most are well-intentioned but a βthank you for shopping with usβ would be better.
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Why would Trump steal music from Celine Dion, Queen and Isaac Hayes when he's got Ted Nugent, Kid Rock and Billy Ray Cyrus?.
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Maybe it's just me but I think the guy who's barely been in office for 60 days should be given a tad more time to solve the decades-long problems at the border. #MorningJoe.
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Once again @Morning_Joe on his high horse over Robert De Niro. All I know is De Niro spoke for me last night. #MorningJoe #FuckTrump.
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If he refuses to provide a buccal swab, we could always send Lindsey Graham's clothes to the crime lab. I'm sure Trump's DNA is all over them.
The dress has been tested. We have the results. My attorney @kaplanrobbie has served notice to @realDonaldTrump's attorney to submit a sample of Trump's DNA.
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Hey Comrade @realdonaldtrump You know who's not under for investigation for obstruction of justice?.Hillary freaking Clinton
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She is not. Stop trying to normalize her. She is a birther and an enabler of a sexual predator. She disgraces the position of First Lady.
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If Mitch McConnell and Chuck Grassley were drowning and you could only save one of them, where would you and Merrick Garland go for lunch?.
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Lordy @realDonaldTrump .You are not King. This is America, not Trumpistan. You can take your proclamation and shove it up your ass!
Remember, Sunday is National Prayer Day (by Presidential Proclamation)!.
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Honest to God, Trump has not one shred of decency, empathy or humanity. What a black hole of nothingness. #TrumpLiedPeopleDied #TrumpPlague #TrumpGenocide2020 #COVID19 #TrumpOwnsEveryDeath.
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"We don't talk gun control after a mass shooting" says the woman whose boss was okay with talking about Puerto Rican debt during hurricane.
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If only guns could be as regulated as vaginas, this country would be a much safer place. #MassacreMitch #MassShooting #GunReformNow.
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To all those who said Hillary Clinton was more dangerous than Donald Trump, you can collectively go fuck yourselves. The Trump administration and the entire "pro-life" GOP are evil. #WhereAreTheChildren #FindTheChildren #AMJoy.
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.@VP Pence .If hundreds of thousands of us kneeled outside the WH would you and @realDonaldTrump walk out? Asking for a few million friends.
I left today's Colts game because @POTUS and I will not dignify any event that disrespects our soldiers, our Flag, or our National Anthem.
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Pro tip to Gym Jordan: Yelling doesn't make you sound smarter.
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Hey @realdonaldtrump .Daily reminder: You lost the popular vote. You won the election with help from Russia. You are illegitimate.
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You know your presidency is hitting rock bottom when the only people going on the Sunday shows are your criminal defense attorneys.
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Exactly!.
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If Michael Avenatti and Tucker Carlson were drowning and you could only save one of them, where would you and Michael Avenatti go to lunch?.
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To all my followers, I can't thank you enough! My son is out fighting wildfires in California. I worry about him every second of every day.
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Hey @realDonaldTrump .You can take your fat pen and your EKG signature to everything Barack Obama did, but you'll never erase the love and respect we have for him.
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Are you fucking kidding me with this @realDonaldTrump? What are you. 10-years old? You are leading us down the path to nuclear war due to your juvenile tweets and rhetoric. WTF kind of imbeciles voted for you? I am truly ashamed our country.
Why would Kim Jong-un insult me by calling me "old," when I would NEVER call him "short and fat?" Oh well, I try so hard to be his friend - and maybe someday that will happen!.
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I don't need much more incentive to vote for Democrats in 2018 than just as a check against this #ShitholePresident and his #ShitholeAgenda .#FlipItBlue #BlueWave2018.
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.@realDonaldTrump says the country is sick of the Russia probe. Let's call him out on his lie and prove him wrong.
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Happy Birthday to my 94 year old father (pic w/ great grandson). He is sticking around until Trump is the "fuck out of office". His words.
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No one deserves a public shaming and humiliation more than this guy. Suck it up, Mika and Joe!.
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Not buying your bullshit Princess @IvankaTrump .You literally rub elbows with Nazis on a daily basis. Your words ring hollow. #Complicit
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This is leader of the Trumpettes last night at Mar-A-Lardo. I am speechless.
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If Al Franken announces that he is resigning, I hope he makes a huge point to call out the hypocrisy of allowing a sexual predator aka PussyGrabber-In-Chief to stay in office. Al should call for Trump's resignation. What's good for the goose. .
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I may just be one lonely ass Hillary Clinton voter but Nina Turner can fvck all the way off. I've had it with these people.
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@MichaelAvenatti .@MichaelAvenatti If you don't get a response (which you probably won't get) I'm sure Rachel @maddow would be happy to scrap her plans for tonight's show and interview Julie Swetnick. #BelieveSurviviors #StopKavanaugh #WhatIsKavanaughHiding.
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Jeezus! Spare me your overly dramatic hand-wringing, Mika. I would put more blame on you and Joe for giving us Trump than on Bill Clinton. #MorningJoe.
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Sick and tired of people saying Dems don't have a message. We do! It just doesn't fit on a cheap made in China red hat.
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