Dear
@LindseyGrahamSC
:
I didn't realize that Social Security and Medicare were "entitlements". I accidentally paid into them every paycheck for 35+ years.
Please DM me for my address and send me my refund check.
Sincerely,
One Pissed-Off Baby Boomer
#HandsOffSocialSecurity
To the woman at the border "convoy" interviewed on MSNBC who said immigrants were going to take away her social security:
The only people coming for your Social Security are Republicans. Not the immigrants.
Maine voters should decide who wins the election – not a Secretary of State chosen by the Legislature.
The Secretary of State’s decision would deny thousands of Mainers the opportunity to vote for the candidate of their choice, and it should be overturned.
A good mom and grandmother would have thought twice about storming the capitol. Instead you fell for a con and you deserve every miserable day of your sentence. Enjoy!
I, a mom & grandmother with no criminal history, have lived like this since
#j6
. The box on my ankle holding me INSIDE the house, unable to live. In 13 days the government will force me to endure a 51 month sentence because the last 3 years of confinement means nothing.
Dear
@SenMajLdr
@GOP
:
I didn't realize that Social Security and Medicare were entitlements. I accidentally paid into them every paycheck for 35+ years.
Please DM me for my address so you can send me my refund check.
Sincerely,
Baby Boomers Everywhere
#HandsOffSocialSecurity
Today's recap of the Trump Coronavirus Press Briefing: (I watch so you don't have to)
🔷 Trump is still an asshole
🔷 Pence is still a sycophant
🔷 Trump touts his success
🔷 Ben Carson is stoned
🔷 I've been drinking since breakfast
You're all caught up.
#TrumpLiesPeopleDie
If you could pick anyone to attend the
#SOTU
just to piss off Trump, who would it be?
Mine: Since the real Robert Mueller wouldn't do it, how about Robert DeNiro as Robert Mueller?
Susan Collins is the annoying co-worker who goes out for a group lunch, spends most of your hour perusing the menu and then orders the same thing she always does. Every fvcking time.
Whoopi Goldberg can apologize to Jeanine Pirro as soon as Jeanine apologies for every vile, shitty thing she's ever said about Hillary Clinton and for every vile, shitty conspiracy theory she's floated.
Fucking
@morningmika
- you called for Al Franken to resign for a lot less. NOW you want to be super-cautious?
I seem to remember in Franken's case you saying something about "where there's smoke there's fire".
#MorningJoe
#BelieveWomen
Dear
@LindseyGrahamSC
How are you okay with Trump spending $92M of OUR tax dollars on his ridiculous Klan Rally disguised as a 4th of July celebration?
I'm sure John McCain is rolling over in his grave right about now. You should be ashamed!
#BoycottTrump4thOfJuly
#JoinJaime
Dear
@realDonaldTrump
@POTUS
:
I am thankful for:
🔹Robert Mueller
🔹The rule of law
🔹Investigative journalism
🔹8 years of Obama
🔹My family
I am most thankful I don't have to sit across the dinner table from a treasonous asshole like you.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING, your Country is starting to do really well. Jobs coming back, highest Stock Market EVER, Military getting really strong, we will build the WALL, V.A. taking care of our Vets, great Supreme Court Justice, RECORD CUT IN REGS, lowest unemployment in 17 years....!
Why doesn't someone build a model of the USS John McCain, mount in on a small trailer and drive it up and down Pennsylvania Avenue until Trump's head explodes.
Kudos to Peter Alexander for keeping his cool.
I would've told Trump to go fuck himself, turned in my press credentials and walked out. There's only so much I'll do for a paycheck.
#TrumpMeltdown
@PeterAlexander
@realDonaldTrump
Rudy Giuliani says that Stormy Daniels sells her body for money so she has no reputation.
Can Rudy Giuliani explain to me what makes
@FLOTUS
Melania any different?
The same folks who were upset with Colin Kaepernick for taking a knee to protest injustice are just fine with cops like Derek Chauvin using his knee in furtherance of that injustice.
You gotta admit Hillary and the Deep State are genius. How on earth did they find a woman who knew Kavanaugh, have her confide in her therapist about a sexual assault years before, and have her laying in wait to accuse Kavanaugh right as he's getting nominated?
Dear Media:
Please don't ruin Christmas by calling Mar-A-Lardo the "Winter White House". It is not. It is a private club for rich folks and just another way for
#MoronInChief
to profit off of the presidency.
Thank you.
It's never
#WayTooEarly
to talk about Jaime Harrison's trouncing of Lindsey Graham at Saturday night's debate. Extra points for his plexiglass shield. 🤣🤣
@kasie
@WayTooEarly
I can't imagine any prior First Ladies sitting idly by while their husband's administrations ripped immigrant children from their mothers and allowed God knows what to be done to them.
@FLOTUS
Melania can go to hell along with her
#BeBest
scam.
#WhereAreTheChildren
#AMJoy
Cashiers in stores telling me to “have a blessed day” is starting to sound a little too much Handmaid’s Tale for my liking. I’m sure most are well-intentioned but a “thank you for shopping with us” would be better.
Maybe it's just me but I think the guy who's barely been in office for 60 days should be given a tad more time to solve the decades-long problems at the border.
#MorningJoe
The dress has been tested. We have the results. My attorney
@kaplanrobbie
has served notice to
@realDonaldTrump
's attorney to submit a sample of Trump's DNA.
To all those who said Hillary Clinton was more dangerous than Donald Trump, you can collectively go fuck yourselves. The Trump administration and the entire "pro-life" GOP are evil.
#WhereAreTheChildren
#FindTheChildren
#AMJoy
Hey
@realDonaldTrump
You can take your fat pen and your EKG signature to everything Barack Obama did, but you'll never erase the love and respect we have for him.
Are you fucking kidding me with this
@realDonaldTrump
? What are you....10-years old? You are leading us down the path to nuclear war due to your juvenile tweets and rhetoric. WTF kind of imbeciles voted for you? I am truly ashamed our country.
Why would Kim Jong-un insult me by calling me "old," when I would NEVER call him "short and fat?" Oh well, I try so hard to be his friend - and maybe someday that will happen!
If Al Franken announces that he is resigning, I hope he makes a huge point to call out the hypocrisy of allowing a sexual predator aka PussyGrabber-In-Chief to stay in office. Al should call for Trump's resignation. What's good for the goose....