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Get up off the pavement, brush the dirt up off my psyche. Farke life. Fucking love Leeds
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Rotherham
FIVE points separating 16th and 23rd 🤯🤯🤯
If you can predict who’s going down here, you’re a genius.
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I’d argue that £85 is organised crime Nick
An official replica England football top will cost you £85 - and convincing fakes being sold as cheap as £10 are tempting, but it could be funding modern slavery & organised crime. Catch my report on
@itvanglia
@itvcalendar
@ITVCentral
@itvmeridian
@itvtynetees
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@itvwestcountry
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NEVER FORGET 👀😭
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@LUFC
Named one of my twins Lucas after the chief. Didn’t tell the Mrs until they were 6 months old because she said no Leeds names 🤣
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One of the most horrible, arrogant blokes in football. He’s a cunt 👍🏻
🗣️ "There is the narrative of Sheffield United being the worst team in the world."
🗣️ "Burnley, we are all waiting for them to kick in."
🗣️ "Luton are going for Europe."
Chris Wilder has called into question the media perception of his club.
#BBCFootball
#MOTD
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Can’t believe the whole first team turned up. Class
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Shouldn’t have let Bamford stay the night pal
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That shirt though. The coop de grâce
We Japanese Leeds supporters recently held a fan meeting in Tokyo and it was a pleasure to spend time with our friends who supported us in the 23/24 season and will continue to do so in the 24/25 season.
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Did anybody else lose their shit when they saw Bamford holding the ball before the penalty? 😂
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Leeds sign Hamer.
Hamer scores the winner at Bramall lane.
Chris Wilders head explodes pitch side.
Absolute cinema 👌🤣
#LUFC
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If Leeds stay up I will get Javi Gracias face tattooed on my arse.
That’s how confident I am that we’re going down.
#lufc
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Middlesbrough when Luke Ayling wins their player of the season.
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Middlesbrough at home tomorrow. If you know, you know.
If you don’t, where have you been? 😂
#LUFC
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5-1 defeat.
Players scrapping at half time.
Mckennies rat mate gobbing off again.
£40 million quid on a player who played 48 minutes for us.
Pre season tournament cancelled coz we’re shit and skint.
“Impossible to get relegated” according to our owner.
This club
#lufc
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Can someone explain why we have 46 games and not 38?
I’ve only been a fan for 3 years so this is all new to me.
Thanks
#LUFC
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We’ve all seen Bamfords goal 100 times.
Happy for him and Ampadu bagging yesterday.
But on another note I thought Gruev had a really good game.
Nothing flashy but a very solid performance
#lufc
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Jaidon Anthony being on the bench in the week that his mother passed away shows some real character. Fair play to him.
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Had 3 different Norwich fans telling me about Farke being a ladies man and sleeping with players wives 😂😂
Apparently Todd Cantwell came home one night and Farke was in his house with his Mrs.
Could be complete bollocks but he seems like he’s exactly what we need 😂
#lufc
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The bookmarks will not be needed lads
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One of the few football accounts on here that doesn’t just irrationally hate Leeds. Balanced. Refreshing
They say don’t fall in love with a loan player but Leeds fans did and he’s actually gone back to them permanently.
From everything I’ve seen and heard, Leeds and Rodon are a match made in heaven, I’ve always liked him as a neutral, proper heart on his sleeve type.
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I like this photo because it allows me to forget about what happened in between the end of Bielsas time and the start of Farkes.
#LUFC
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@secondtierpod
Coming from the man who stunk out the whole of West Yorkshire during his tenure 💩 🤡
Summerville probably just thought what the rest of us did tbh
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Who else is committed to the cause?
#LUFC
If I do a Leicester, Southampton and Ipswich treble then it’s nailed on one of them will drop points 🤔
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Whatever you think of Farke, these wankers are throwing him under the bus. What a joke this is. Never prepared are we?
#lufc
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Tyler Adams said “we will be back” the other day. Paraag said in his interview he’d “like to see people in the Bay Area in Tyler Adams shirts.”
IS HE? IS HEEE? IS HE STAYING? 😮💨😮💨
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I’ve shared this story before but one of my twins is called Lucas after the great man.
The Mrs said no Leeds names but she didn’t know who he was .
So I waited until they were 6 months old before I told her 🤣
#lufc
"What I achieved at Leeds, I don't think I would have achieved anywhere else"
🗣️ Former Leeds great Lucas Radebe on the impact African players in the Premier League
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Remember when we signed Rasmus and because he had a buzz cut and was Scandinavian people thought he was some sort of double hard Viking 😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣
Shame he’s fucking terrible
#LUFC
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If I do a Leicester, Southampton and Ipswich treble then it’s nailed on one of them will drop points 🤔
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GET IN
LEEDS UNITED are close to agreeing a fee for Celtic's Australian hitman, Mark Viduka.
#LUFC
#GCFC
#Celts
http://t.co/4w176XuMuQ
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The Mrs input for tonight’s game….
“Why does the Swansea thing look like a shower?” 😂
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Some fucking right weirdos celebrating Solomon being injured 🤦🏻♂️
Whilst I may not agree with his political views he’s a good player and he’s our player for this season.
It’s utterly pointless behaviour
#LUFC
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Copper will probably get done for this. And it’ll divide opinion. All I’m saying is maybe if we had more robust policing there wouldn’t be so many little cunts about
I see no issue with the robust policing here, he resolved a hostile situation quickly.
We could do with more officers like him.
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Morning
@JimWhite
@Sjopinion10
@talkSPORT
Morning lads. Any mention of the Millwall fans making stabbing gestures towards the Leeds fans yesterday? Also one had a Galatasaray shirt on.
Will you be talking about that or is it just ignored again certain teams? Cheers
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Hmm who do I believe?
The most genuine, humble man in football, who happens to be the best manager I’ll ever see us have.
Or, a racist scumbag that bites people?
Tough one 😂😂
#LUFC
🚨😳 Luis Suarez destroys Marcelo Bielsa!
“During the Copa América, there were situations that hurt me, which I didn’t speak about for the sake of maintaining harmony.”
“I support Canobbio in what happened. Bielsa made him do exercises with the players who were there as
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Still cracks me up that Archie was every single one of us after this went in 😂
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Oh yea mate. Absolutely
Most points won from losing positions:
𝑰𝒑𝒔𝒘𝒊𝒄𝒉 𝑻𝒐𝒘𝒏
Most goals scored in the final 15 minutes of games:
𝑰𝒑𝒔𝒘𝒊𝒄𝒉 𝑻𝒐𝒘𝒏
It’s only game over when Ipswich say so…
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Got some fucking top mates! IM GOING TO WEMBLEY! 😭
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Darragh MacAnthony just said “Leeds went down because they signed half the US men’s national team and they weren’t very good.” 😬😬😬
#LUFC
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I speak for everyone when I say, I sincerely hope Everton get relegated twice xxx
So it turns out Everton are struggling to pay bills monthly, the loan from 777 is simply just to help keep the Club afloat.
A beautiful club, with a admirable history & unique, loyal fanbase.
Everton fans do not deserve the treatment their beloved club are receiving.
Change
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
MARRRRRCELOOOO BIIIIELLLLLLSAAAAA
▪️ Eliminated in the group stage for the first time in 20 tournaments hosted at home
▪️ Become first Copa América hosts in history to fail to advance out of their group
Not the kind of history USMNT wanted 😐
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Good morning everyone. I wanted to try and do something nice this year.
So I’ve ordered the blue away kit in a medium size and would like to give it away to a Leeds fan for Christmas.
Maybe somebody who’s struggling a little bit finacially or having a tough time?
#LUFC
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Me on the 4th of May vs me on the 5th May
#LUFC
📅 Our final game of the season against Southampton at Elland Road, will now kick off at 12:30pm on Saturday 4th May
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Junior Firpo’s Dominican Republic played Bermuda away earlier. They won 3-2.
Firpo played up front. 😂
#Neveraleftbackthatlad
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Still can’t believe they banned shooting from outside the box at Leeds
24 years ago tonight, Lee Bowyer with the winner on an incredible night against AC Milan 🤩
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Been a bit quiet. Now on train home hungover and needing some sleep. Great day. Shame about the result.
#LUFC
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The fact he’s threatened legal action is enough for me to not want him back to be honest. Last day of the window as well.
All about the players that are here now.
Welcome Jaidon Anthony.
Let’s get promoted.
#LUFC
Sinisterra had threatened legal action over the release clause in his contract. Leeds wanted to keep him but chose to avoid possible legal battle by allowing him to go.
Were only prepared to lose him if a replacement could come in. Anthony is it:
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Absolutely horrible. Rest in peace little man 💙
Millwall Football Club sends its unconditional love and support to Matt Smith, and his family and friends, following the passing of his four-month old son, Madison.
💙 We are with you every step of the way, Smudger.
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