Now't residents are avin a go. Don't they appreciate there'll be 1000s of new jobs created for eager Poles, Slovaks, Russians and Croats?

Friends of the Smurf are kickin off about carbon dioxide..I told em, it's fine Ben Shaws ave been puttin it in dandelion & birdock for years

Our new friends in London are going to double the size of the airport. That's just grand, best lay on a few extra buses.

New developers invited us to London for a jolly. Tret us right - specially imported open potted meat sarnies all the way from Drighlington.

Sold Leeds Bradford airport for a nice tidy £50 million. Never seen so much money - get the pastry products in, we're rich!