Lee Harvey Oswald (Parody/Patsy)
@LeeHarvey63
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Employee at the Texas School Book Depository. Former US Marine. Married to Marina. PARODY
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I'm being transferred to maximum security today. Wait until I get legal assistance and have my day in court. I'm talking
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Just got into work. I've been assigned to work on the sixth floor today. Going to be hard to see President Kennedy from here. There's a Texas Live Oak right in the way
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The Dallas Times Herald says President Kennedy’s motorcade will pass by my work on 11/22 at 12:25 pm. I would have thought a 120 degree turn violated secret service protocol but what do I know. I’ll probably be on my lunch break anyway
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I just got a job a month ago working at the Texas School Book Depository. It's just temporary until I can get on at NASA with the rest of my coworkers from the Reily Coffee Company
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President Kennedy was shot! I can't believe it! I'm headed out the front entrance of the book depository right where the police are to see what's going on
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The Dallas Times Herald says President Kennedy's Motorcade will pass by my work on 11/22 at 12:25 pm. It looks like that's a 120 degree turn there. I thought that was against Secret Service protocol. Oh well what do I know. I'll probably be busy eating my lunch anyway
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Jack Ruby keeps saying the fireworks are going off tomorrow and that it wouldn't happen if Adlai Stevenson was Vice President. I better ask Captain Ferrie what he means by that
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There's a large crowd gathered in the basement of the Dallas Police Headquarters for my transfer. I think I'm on tv. Hopefully I have better security than JFK did. Hey there's Jack Ruby again...
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Using my phone call to contact John Hurt in Raleigh, North Carolina. He was counter intelligence in WW2. I'm in a tough spot and I'm hoping he can get me out. He'll know who to contact
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The Mayor of Dallas, Earle Cabell, is suppose to be in JFK'S motorcade. Talk about awkward. JFK fired his brother Charles Cabell. He was Deputy Director of the CIA during the Bay of Pigs fiasco. He calls JFK a traitor. Not a good choice to oversee arrangements for the motorcade
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Looks like one of the most violent thunderstorms in recent memory could be in the area. I better let Captain Ferrie know. He's got a 6 hour drive to Houston to wait by a payphone, I mean to check out an ice rink
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I'm being transferred to maximum security today. Wait until I get legal assistance and have my day in court. I'm talking
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Happy
#MothersDay
Marguerite. When I lived in the Soviet Union and didn't contact her she took a train to Washington to ask President Kennedy about my whereabouts. Eugene Boster knew my case and told her I work for the US Government
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It's turned into a nice day. Rain clouds have vanished and it's an Indian summer type day with nothing but late fall sunshine. It's clear and 68 degrees in Dallas but there's a guy outside using an umbrella. He's no Neville Chamberlain. He's standing by an anti-Castro cuban..
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The police just asked me to identify myself as either Lee Harvey Oswald or Alek James Hidell. I told them "You're the cops you figure it out." I don't answer questions without legal representation
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Jack keeps telling everyone the real fireworks start on November 22nd. I wonder what he’s planning…
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About to do this transfer. For all of you doubters out there still claiming I'm guilty, I can't wait to get into this armored truck and get my day in court. If they hang me out to dry I have nothing left to lose. I'm talking. I'll show you all I'm just a patsy
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I heard Jackie Kennedy is making the trip to Dallas tomorrow. She instantly doubles the crowd size when she shows up. I wonder if my friend George de Mohrenschildt will be here. He's very close with Jackie. In fact, she calls him 'Uncle George'
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District Attorney Henry Wade just said I belonged to the Free Cuba Committee. Thankfully Jack Ruby corrected him from the back of the room that it's the Fair Play for Cuba Committee. He's still posing as a reporter. Thanks for the correction Jack now go home to Sheba.
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There's a large crowd gathered in the basement of the Dallas Police Headquarters for my transfer. Hopefully I have better security than JFK did. Hey there's Jack Ruby again...
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Using my phone call to contact John Hurt in Raleigh, North Carolina. He was counter intelligence in WW2. I'm in a tough spot and I'm hoping he can get word to help me out down here. He'll know who to contact for me
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I'm being transferred to maximum security today. Wait until I get legal assistance and have my day in court. You guys will know for sure I'm just a patsy
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Was fingerprinted and took a paraffin test to see if I fired a rifle. I passed. No nitrates on my cheek. I told you I didn't shoot anybody
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The Dallas Police are putting me in a lineup with a bunch of teenagers. It's obvious I'm going to get picked I have a black eye! They keep asking me to state my place of employment for the witnesses. I'm being railroaded!
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The last time I took a rifle proficiency test was in 1959. I scored one mark above the minimum to become classified as the lowest level shooting ability known as Marskman. In the Marines they call that a poor shot
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I've been charged with the assassination of President Kennedy and Officer Tippit. I emphatically deny these charges!
#JFKAssassination
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Just logged back on here. Why is everyone tweeting at me? I don't know what this is all about
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Looks like one of the most violent thunderstorms in recent memory could be in the area. I better let Captain Ferrie know. He's got a 6 hour drive here to Houston to wait by a payphone, I mean to check out an Ice Rink.
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According to today's Dallas Times Herald, President Kennedy's motorcade will be passing by my work on 11/22 at 12:25 pm. I would have thought a 120 degree turn violated Secret Service Protocol but what do I know. I'll be at lunch anyway
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They're taking me to the third floor office of the Dallas Police Headquarters to Captain Fritz Office of the Homicide Bureau. Nobody has told me anything. I don't know what I am here for..
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The Dallas Police and the reporters here are trying to cancel me and blame me for what happened to JFK. I need legal assistance!
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Lee Harvey Oswald
10/18/1939 - 11/24/1963
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Smells like gunpowder out here. Looks like someone fired a shot from the stockade fence. There's cops and bystanders all over that area. I hope they catch whoever did this. I think someone was also hit by the triple underpass as well..
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Was fingerprinted and took a paraffin test to see if I fired a rifle. I passed. No nitrates on my cheek. I told you I didn't shoot anybody
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I’m just a patsy
Previously classified documents on the 1963 assassination of President John F. Kennedy have been released
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I'm being interrogated about this picture. That's not me. My face has been super imposed onto someone else's body. I'm good with photography. I have a Minox camera. I know how you can fake these images
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Just went over 2K followers on
#MemorialDay
. Thank you guys for supporting this former Marine
#SemperFi
#Patsy
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Ah Ha. Looks like there was a conspiracy here. A couple of well dressed clean cut men have been apprehended. Hey is that E Howard Hunt? I can't tell..
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It’s
#MothersDay
so I better contact Marguerite. When I lived in the Soviet Union and didn’t contact her she took a train to Washington to ask President Kennedy about my whereabouts. Eugene Boster knew my case and she told him I work for the US Government
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Happy
#NationalBestFriendDay
to my old friend David Ferrie. We use to throw great cookouts in the Civil Air Patrol together. 'll return your library card soon my friend
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I carry a gun into the movies and they beat me down and charge me with double homicide. Ruby carries a gun into a police station and they pat him on the back
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I’m just a patsy
!⃝ 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗺 𝗶𝘀 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗽𝘂𝘁𝗲𝗱 by Intelligence Agencies
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Not me
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I've walked this hallway 15 times today through a tsunami of reporters. It's been interrogation after interrogation without representation. Ruby even tried to barge into the interrogation room once. And why is no one is taking notes? No way this holds up in court.
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Lee Harvey Oswald
10/18/1939 - 11/24/1963
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For all those people calling me a communist..I'm still wearing my United States Marine Corps ring. Not a very communist thing to wear if you ask me
#SemperFi
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Moved in with my Aunt Lillian in New Orleans. Now I just need to stop by the unemployment office. If all else fails I’m sure I can find work on Camp Street.
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The FBI keeps asking me if I work for the CIA. You already know the answer to that question.
#Patsy
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Happy New Year. I’m ready to make something of myself this year. I’m also ready for JFK to splinter the CIA into a thousand pieces and scatter it to the winds.
#HappyNewYear
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There's a large crowd gathered in the basement of the Dallas Police Headquarters for my transfer. Hopefully I have better security than JFK did. Hey, there's Jack Ruby again...
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There's Jack Ruby again in the hallway. I can't get away from this guy. What's he doing here at the police station anyway? I don't think they police realize he's not really a reporter he's just posing as one.
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Just got into work. I've been assigned to work on the sixth floor today. Going to be hard to see the president from here. There's a Texas Live Oak in the way
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These guys are saying I murdered a policeman at 10th and Patton. I didn't shoot anybody. Someone get a map. That's two blocks from Jack Ruby's apartment. Maybe he knows something. Ask him, he's right outside in the hallway!
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Billy Lovelady has been assigned to lay plywood flooring on the sixth floor today. Don't get him confused with me. He's balding much worst than I am
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I don’t know what this is all about but I emphatically deny any acts of violence. I’m just a patsy
#LeeHarveyOswald
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Detective Leavelle said if anyone takes a shot at me he hopes they are as good a shot as I am. Me too because they'd miss. I'm a terrible shot
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Headed back to my cell for tonight. I was suppose to be transferred but they moved it to tomorrow morning sometime. Captain Fritz won't announce an official time. Can't wait for my day in court, I'm talking
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I've been arrested! All I did was bring a gun into a movie theatre. Ruby does it all the time. They sent 15 squad cars, FBI, the assistant district attorney, the news, and even men from the CIA! Aren't there more important things going on in Dallas at the moment?!
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Warren Caster just showed up to the book depository with a couple of rifles. I think one of them is a Mauser. Odd thing to do two days before JFK drives by
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Carlos and I were arrested yesterday for disturbing the peace. I don’t know why. We never even exchanged punches. Lieutenant Francis Martello said the whole thing looked staged. He said I’m being used by these people.
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I’m just a patsy
Today we spoke to someone who had access to the still-hidden JFK files, and is deeply familiar with their contents. We asked this person directly: did the CIA have a hand in the murder of John F. Kennedy?
Here’s the reply: "The answer is yes. I believe they were involved."
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I don’t know what this
#ClassifiedDocuments
thing is all about but I’ll warn you not to go through Guy Banister’s files. That will earn you a pistol whipping
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Look at the view coming up Houston street. No obstructions. It's a perfect view to see Jackie Kennedy. I bet she looks beautiful today.
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I better use my phone call to warn David Ferrie that his library card is in my wallet
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I heard the Mayor of Dallas, Earle Cabell, is suppose to be in the motorcade on 11/22. JFK fired his brother, Charles Cabell, as deputy director of the CIA after the Bay of Pigs fiasco. He calls JFK a traitor. Not a good choice to oversee arrangements for the motorcade
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These people think I'm a communist. I'm wearing a United States Marine Corps ring. Not a very communist thing to wear if you ask me
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According to today’s Dallas Times Herald, President Kennedy’s motorcade will be passing by my work on 11/22 at 12:25 pm. I would have thought a 120 degree turn violated Secret Service protocol but what do I know. I’ll be at lunch anyway.
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I'm being interrogated about this picture. That's not me. My face has been super imposed onto someone else's body. I'm good with photography, I know how you can fake these images.
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The Dallas Police are putting me in a lineup with a bunch of teenagers. It's obvious I'm going to get picked out I have a black eye! And they keep asking me to state my place of employment to the witnesses. I'm being railroaded!
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Banister is furious with me for putting 544 Camp Street on my FPCC leaflets. He thinks this whole operation could get traced back to him. I think it was pretty obvious. I mean we’re right in the middle of the intelligence community in New Orleans. Everyone knows this is a ruse
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These people think I'm a communist. I'm wearing a United States Marine Corps ring. Not a very communist thing to wear if you ask me
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The Dallas Police and the reporters here are trying to cancel me and blame me for what happened to JFK. I don’t even think
@elonmusk
can reinstatement me at this point
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Headed to the Texas School Book Depository with Wesley. He keeps talking about the weather. It's awful cloudy this morning. Looks like rain. JFK better use the bubble top on his limo. Not an ideal day in Dallas. I should have packed an umbrella
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I've been charged with the assassination of President Kennedy and Officer Tippit. I emphatically deny these charges
#JFKAssassination
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Finally caught a break. Roy Truly said fall is the busiest time of the year and he could use my help to fill book orders for the fall rush. I was just hired at the Texas School Book Depository for $1.25 an hour. Thanks Ruth
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For those asking I don’t know anything about this
#SpyBalloon
. Now U2 flights that’s a different story
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About to do this transfer. For all you doubters out there claiming I'm guilty, just wait until I get in this armored truck and get my day in court. I have nothing left to lose. They are hanging me out to dry. I'll talk and show you all I'm just a patsy.
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I carry a gun into the movies and I get beat down and charged with double homicide. Ruby carries a gun into a police station and they pat him on the back like he's an old friend
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Another day of questioning. I'm not going to crack. I've been trained to handle enhanced interrogations. I have nothing to confess
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I've been charged with the killing of President Kennedy and Officer Tippit. I emphatically deny these charges.
#JFKAssassination
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Just got into work. I've been assigned to work on the sixth floor today. Going to be hard to see the president from here, there's a Texas Live Oak in the way
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I’m working a temporary job at the Texas School Book Depository until I can finally get on at NASA with the rest of my coworkers from the Reily Coffee Company
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Everybody have a good
#4thofJuly
. If you’re in Dealey Plaza look out, Jack Ruby said the fireworks are about to begin. It’s an echo chamber there
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I can't believe LBJ is one heartbeat away from the presidency. That's a frightening thought. His own grandmother predicted that he would end up in the penitentiary. I'm sure his administration would be full of scandals and he'd extend the Vietnam War
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Lee Harvey Oswald
10/18/1939 - 11/24/1963
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Ruth Paine called my rooming house on North Beckley and asked for me by name. I'm calling her and Marina right now to tell them not to do that. I'm staying under a fictitious name here (O.H. Lee) I don't need you guys blowing my cover..
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About to come out. Who keeps honking?
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The police asked me to identify myself as either Lee Harvey Oswald or Alek James Hidell. I told them "You're the cops you figure it out." I'm not answering anything without legal representation
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I’m spending
#VeteransDay
at Ruth Paine’s house. I’d rather be at a cookout with my old buddy Captain Ferrie
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They have a jacket down here claiming I tossed it under a vehicle on Jefferson Boulevard. That's not mine. I left my blue jacket at the depository and my other jacket is gray not white. This one had a dry cleaning ticket in it. I've never been to the dry cleaners ask Marina
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