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Dr. Muhammad Shahram | FMU B'23|| Dentist|| CSS aspirant || account where user spit facts

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How it How it's Started VS Going
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My friend was in love , he wanted to send his parents to her family. He was waiting for his father to come to Pakistan.But the nature was opposing it , the news of their affair broke out in girl's family. Her father rejected the boy straightforwardly, like most of the (contd.)
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I was in uni sitting alone under shady tree, busy on my phone and i saw a man starting his bike, approaching a girl and convincing her for a ride. The girl shook her head and move away. The man pulled out his phone start calling, and had a sight of me. Then, he just kicked the
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MEN DON'T CRY TOO OFTEN , BUT WHEN THEY CRY , HEART ACHES TOO MUCH. My 61 yr old pateint, a jolly uncle , we had funny chat before i start examining him.I examined his TMJ and found that he got clicking sound. I started his conselling and when i asked him , are you stressful
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Mother to ask her hand. But she is gone Gone too far! May be some day, she will come up with her children , walking down the street , and we both frnd silently giggle, staring at her. Time doesn't heal, it always change preferences.💔
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I went to pay my bill , in traditional way , in a long queue front of post office. When i was about to pay my bill , a crippled person appeared. As he could not reach the window , so i was thinking of getting his bill paid by myself. While i m thinking , a man in front of me
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Asked my mom , how to control feelings for some girl, in the end it costs too much . She replied , "If u cant hold her hand for marriage , don't go behind her and don't let her chase you". It hits deeep in heart , mama jaani.
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Desi parents do for their EGO. I m the one who is supporting my frnd in those days , we spend maximum time together. One day, we were sitting in a park and he wept alot, really alot. We figured it out , that itsa high time, we better focus on our grades as exams are
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approaching near. Today, after 9 yrs to that incident , he changed a lot but his love for her , never changed. He lost his father,he lost his mdcat , he choose another field(LLB), now he is financially independent too. Years passed by, but he still want to send his
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Tell me u r from 2000s without telling ur age. Top family comedy dramas , never ever produced again.
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Had to go to Islamabad coz my uncle is losing his vision too quickly ( diabetic retinopathy) , bcz there isn't a specialist who could operate both in fsd and lahore. I was alongwith him during the whole proceedings , met an eye surgeon , a decent looking man in
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Bike and move away. Such a douchebag he is, trying to harass someone. Since it was in uni, in front of my eyes. Surely, these men are bastards and deserve every suffering in the world. Allah sbko hadayat de. Ameeen. It's a sole reason, i don't like entry of strangers
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Yesterday i was memorizing "Surah Kahaf", actually revising it. My mom and brother was sitting next to me.He was constantly giggling 😅, kher i kept on. When i finished , i inquired him ," why r smiling at mee?it doesn't seem good to me."
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@Lazymedicose
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Mbbs boys ko bds girls chahiye hein. Bds boys ko mbbs girls chahiye hein Mbbs girls ko fouji chahiye hai. Bds girls ko jo bhi mil jaye kafi hain. Engineer ko engineer chahiye hain. Bussinessman ko bhi doctor girl chahiye hai. Ye chal kia rha hai bae ? Baki kanwarey mar jayein?
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I was on my way back from masjid , a girl was passing by in burqa , we had a nano second eye contact. She made me to think why Allah has ordered women to cover herself and at the same time,HE ordered men to lower down their gaze.Any slightest mistake in obeying, proves costly.
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He said to me " i was thinking , how quickly u returned to Allah after we watched documentary on DAJAL". Crux of story is , " Its never too late to return to Allah." Allah hmm sb ko hadayat de..Ameen🌻
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What happens in MDCAT Centre should remains there. Obviously , i strictly believe now that it is all Allah's will. It took me three solid year to believe that what i was looking for, was not meant for me. 1st time my prep was not upto the par , i knew that and 2nd time
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@Lazymedicose
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Watched her snap, caught her crying, asked her, felt my eyes tearful after listening to her, couldn't slept, offered 2 rakkah nafal for her peace. What is this feeling man?? Too much one sided😕😕 Will nip evil in bud.
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@Lazymedicose
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these days ? He burst into tears . It felt so bad to me , that a 61 yr old man is crying in front of me just bcz he is stressed. Upon further asking he told me that his sons left him alone and he has only job as watchman . Why?? Why sons leave their parents for their families?
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@Lazymedicose
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Their parents are also a part of their family. How can someone disown their parents ? Same parents who stand through their thick and thin. We hv devalued ourselves too much. One should keep balance among parents and spouse. We all are too pathetic!!
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So basically the story begins when over 100+ students of 3rd yr got supplie. When many students from 1st yr to final yr are debarred and admin refused to give rollnmbr slips to the students just few days before prof. Students stood together and protested peacefully in front of
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In vicinity of pmc, but due to HBL Bank and Pathology lab, it is inevitable . Common man have access to doctor's personal space Administration should take serious note on such minute little things,that need to be concerned.
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SCAM HOGEYA YAAR!❗❕ A junior named Ayesha posted in some fb grp for guidance. I didnt see the post , my frnd mentioned me there. I reacted casually to that mention .Later on , Ayesha came to DM on messenger.She asked abt all the subjects and i guide her well.( contd.)
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and started his bike. And i was blushing in myself. Thanku sooo much my lord , i m in desperate need of this. Crux of matter is , when we feeel ourselves submerged in gunnah all over, we pray to Allah to forgive us. And Allah makes oppurtunities for us , to volunteer ourselves
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Day scholars are more hardworking and more efficient than hostelities bcz they hv no one for grp study , they hv to cram all books by themselves.
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@Lazymedicose
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Must read book✔
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@Lazymedicose
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If u decode this , we are friends🤝
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Arrange marriages are scary , what if she smells like onion and ginger when one arrives home.
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tiny little hearts , they need some encouragement. Your " ayeein bethein , men baat sunta hoon appke " can boost someone's willpower. And to my non-medicose fellas , always go for specialists. The way you spend hopping to quacks and homeopethics and still undiagnosed
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"SMILE is what people see, Grinding nights what i spent." Oral medicine done✔✔✔ In sha Allah Distinction.
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Haven't attended white coat ceremony , but still works for dignity of this piece of cloth.When ppl in neighbourhood call me "daxsab", when my little czns come to me and ask, " Shahram bhae aapp doctor bn rhy hoo?", when little kiddos (contd.)
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Congrats Batch 28 in advance ❤️. Choose BDS over MBBS.
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bill while thinking i missed a good deed today ( on auspicious day of Friday). But Allah has different plans for me. He bestowed me another oppurtunity. The same man , who couldn't walk was struggling to get on his bike. I took him up , pulled his bike , cleared the passage
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took his bill and paid it. I felt it too much . I said to Allah , " Allah meyaan ge ! I was so desperate to help him , i was about to do that but i missed that chance. How i just overlook the oppurtunity to volunteer myself for you? How ? " . In the meantime , i paid my
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A 3rd yr Mbbs student of FMU died just before his pharma send up. Resources says there was no pressure of send up,whether the cause of death is unclear. Some said of heart attack and some told about epileptic attack. May Allah gave him highest rank in Jannah.
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@Lazymedicose
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At last i survived the simping test. Diagnosis : simping negative . Moral of the story, " Never believe in your friends, help everyone and yes Don't simp".😀😀
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@Lazymedicose
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When i searched my name in gif search bar. Koi hnsey ga nhi , ok :)
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@Lazymedicose
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for Him. What we should do? Always asks Him for oppurtunities. Little things do big changes ❤❤🌼. Have a nice day . Blessed Friday 🙌
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I offered nafal for her mother in Jumma prayer and said her to say salam frm my side. You knw what has happened 😂she said salam to her mother and her mother said, i wanna see who has sent me salam.She showed my pic to her mother , aunti said who is this baby doctor...Aunti😭
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A msg to young mates ( boys only). Dear boys! You are bread earners of your family, never get deceived by some girl, or never try to deceive them. Own yourself, you are not source of love and hope in other's life except your family. You also deserve seperate time for
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@Lazymedicose
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Tomorrow is biggest day of my life so far. Never ever failed a single subject but this HOD failed me in sendup and a viva before🙂. O don't know whats happening. Surely, itsa do or die situation. Plis pray for my tomorrow viva ! I don't want supple.
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If u r a female and you are putting on a heavy scent .Dear sister or api! This isn't right for ur emaan, your scent should be light, for your mehram only .Take notes☺☺
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Junior girls from 1st yr came and said to me that they follow me on twitter, yet struggling with my name😂 Cuties🌸✨ Day made hogeya.
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Token of love presented to VC after reappointment. Fate of flowers
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Walkout of 4th yr mbbs in front of VC>>>> Cool act VC ko thora late smjh aya k ye protest hai.
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Hey medicose !! What if u were not doctors, what u were doing rn?
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Today a lady came to me , i hv to perform few fillings. At the end of her treatment , i gave her compliment that she takes care of every teeth of her. She replied , " daxsab ! Mera bnda kehta hai , rooz he hospital ke serr pe nikal jati ho, koi msla nhi hai tmhe.
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Unpopular opinion: Extroverts behave introvertly in front of their fav person And introverts behave extrovertly in front of their fav person.
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Private setups are best , i work in govt sector , i know how a common person rush door to door with a bunch of test reports in hand. And it really feels pathetic. Being a medical proffessional , i wanna advice my collegues , juniors and seniors to take care of those
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"Too glam to give a damn". Medicine done✔✔ Alhamdulilah.
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So , its better to visit specialist first. He can diagnose better. And yes health needs money. Do spend , coz health is all . Fe Amaan Allah.
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Alhamdulilahel rab il Alameeen. Surah Al-mominoon. Sunday can't be beautiful without this. Done for today. ❤️😍
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She came out 40 mins before ending time, for the moment i thought she vomited again for the worst ppr setting by UHS. But she came out to tell me 1st that OM men distinction a rhi hai❤. Nothing is better if we both gets distinction in same subject. Its majestic✨
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suit , probably in his 50's. Had a chance to go to his office , a vintage vibe , hanging lamps , dim light , carpet and rugs were too catchy.All good happened in those days, uncle got operated and discharged on the next day.
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Marring a dentist boy is biggest mistake a girl can afford. He keeep looking at your teeth , rather than your eyes. Ewwww why its always uss😭
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Girls are pissed off from girls more than boys.
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In 22 yrs of my life , 1st time heart felt peace bcz my questions got answers.All bcz i made my mother my bestie.❤✨✨ Feeeling so full. Alhamdulilah.
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Finally blocked her. From crush to 1st girl in blocklist, she surely gone through a long journey. Sakooon!!!
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Dear men! A divorced girl is not a curse . You can love her. You can be gentle to her. She has no fault , if previous man didnt work. She can give herself to you. Keep her away from past traumas. Be kind Marry them❤❤
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Girls and their obssession to wear overalls in shopping malls.🤡 Hm boys to uni men nhi kbhi nhi pehnty , phir bhi doc lgty hen.
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Medicine started few days ago.... Respo done🙂😄
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If the world is with feminism , i am against the world.If every women is feminist , i am against every women. Stop it plis. The thought of equality never existed in Islam.Moreover, Islam has always placed women superior to men (in case of rights). The whole life of
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It was my 1st anatomy class , probably the 1st day at FMU.I learnt a word , heaviest of the lot, that is STERNO_ CLEIDO_MASTOID. I got obsessed with this word , coz it weighs too much.
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When i was in FSC and i asked my parent to allow me for a trip , they said , " jb medical field men chaley jao gee , bhtt zyada trip honge or hr saaal honge". Itefaaq se jb tours ke permission ke fikr nhi hai , tb classs he asi mili hai jo trip pr jati he nhi.Excuses pe excuses
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@ThisisOshaz_ Pyar krna hota hai?? Ye hojata hai.
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One of my frnd secretly told me , she has sleevless scrubs, and i was like whatt😅, kiaa sleeevless? 🤣🤣🤣 Who wear those sleeves scrubs and wear overall 24/7?
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I don't believe in love, i believe in backing up eachother in odds. I believe in being emotionally available for eachother. I believe in more of frndship. I believe in caring, in making enough memories so one could just sitt by the bench and recollect those moments.
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Desi familes ke adhi qeemti cheezein to shadiyon pe gumm ho jati hein.
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Lets go back to BS OSPE. When i broke the news " apko cancer tashkhees hua hai ", the lady ( fake patient) with blue lens in her eyes, started laughing and said, " acha phir kia hua". And i was like " cancer hua hai , koi choti baat nhi hai."
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Today i hv seen fb post of my academy fellow , the news of his death , in a bike accident. It took me some time to accept. It seems like yesterday story , when we both were sitting in Kips and i stood for some reason, and he said , " dude , u hv long legs"😂.
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Harper de dee?”... I said , "what r u saying bruh?”. Then they told me , " it was our prank 😂😂😂😂." We fooled u. I was like , "okie, but what u were trying to expose , woh toh nhi hoska, i just helped her , guided her well..that's it."😎😎🙂☺
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Today i met my senior and asked him " Bhai appke post housejob k din kaiseey chal rhy hein ".He replied k bore he chal rhy thay , last 2 wks se behtr hain." What , he is appointed as captian , next week joining hai. Let them say , field saturated hai. The one who seeks , get.
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I remember the words of ny Sir. He said, " out of whole your class, only 3 or 4 will become doctors". Alhamdulilah i m the lucky one. So just believe in Allah , what He has written for u , will remain yours.✨✨
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I filled bubbles in wrong arrangement and when i came to know 4 mcqs has passed. It is easy for me to repent on those 4 mcqs that decided my merit but time flew away. So, crux of tweet is IF U DO HARDWORK, ALLAH WILL DEFINTELY PAYS OFF, BUT U NEVER KNOW IN WHAT WAY.
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Yesterday i went to a shadi , and found an aunti saying k " meri beti k leye rishta dekhaya falan ne, lrka prha likhaa hai , atomic engineer hai , hmm unke ghr ho kr aye thay pr lrka na thora height men chota hai or sath na teera(behnga) bhi hai, baat cheet achi kr leta (contd.)
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Theeton k bhi mazey hein, jb dil kia revision kr lee.
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Maturity is when u put vaseline on your lips rather than peeling it to bleed.🙂
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"Verily alongwith every hardship is releif". (Al Quran) Alhamdulilah Perio viva Done✔✔✔ Thanks for everyone who prayed❤.
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Tomorrow is biggest day of my life so far. Never ever failed a single subject but this HOD failed me in sendup and a viva before🙂. O don't know whats happening. Surely, itsa do or die situation. Plis pray for my tomorrow viva ! I don't want supple.
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2 years back !!! I hv to change my mobile, i asked my friend to visit a market. I hv saved ample money.I shortlisted two sets, both with equal specifications, but diff brands , diff prices.Anyways, i m short of few thousands. My friend offered me that he will pay
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Arrange marriges are scary what if she is FMUnite.🤧🤧
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My mamu got a call for me from police station . But he being my mamu 😌❤, too intelligent for such scam calls handled him well. 😂😂Mamu jaan disowned me k mera bhanja he nhi hai koi😂
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Unpopular opinion : Girls look better in short hair than long hair.
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Dear men! Its not okey to tell your lady abt your ex. Past is past , let it be there. Everyone has a past, she does hv a past.But when u r with her , be her and don't waste ur golden moments in talking of a person who left.
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کوئی اتنا کیسے بدل سکتا ہے ۔ Literally these were my words like others , when one of my friend started "pardah". Complete 180 degree transition , from western dresses to burqah and veil. Today asking from her , how u inspired to take these strict measures for yourself (1/2)
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I said , " aunti daant appke hein ya apke bnday kee? She replied , " mujhee aney bhi nhi detay hospital". So Dear men! If u don't take care of her , u don't deserve her. 1stly , u refuse to get her medical checkup . 2ndly , u r not coming with her .3rdly , u r not allowing her.
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Believe me she was afraid of ragging and i gave her confidence , its not a big deal , u will survive. Then , later on we came to whatsapp and i was treating her as my junior.( nothing less , nothing more). She saved my number. And one day , she asked me that she
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Tell me about famous thing about your city and lemme guess the city.
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One sided love hurts the most?? U hvn't experienced one sided frndship then. Everyday you woke up with expectations and they shatter your peace in every possible way , but u poor soul still join hands with them and choose turmoil over peace.
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Peace😌😌😌 Dono ek dosry ka demag khaa rhy thy, pr meri tl pe hee qq?? 🙄🙄
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Today i happened to see an ayat by the grace of Allah and it was enough to give me goosebumps and insisted me to speculate. "اور جو لوگ مردوں اور عورتوں کو ایسے کام سے جو انہوں نے نہیں کیا ایذا پہنچاتے ہیں تو انہوں نے بہتان اور صریح گناہ کا بوجھ اپنے سر لیا " (Surat Aehzab , 58)
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Allah always mesmerized me by His doings. This ma'am was angry on me whole year , failed me in viva , failed me in sendup. But then , she is the one who is nominating me for crship. May Allah bless them✨🌻 But me quiting , bcz i want peace☺🙌
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Last night , I was preparing for my proff and my younger brother is preparing his class test. A song aired in neighbourhood " mehndi kee ye raaaaat". Upon inquiring , we came to know , it was mehndi of classmate of my brother. Why girls are in haste of getting married?
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FMU cafe changed a lot!!! Upcoming batches of juniors have no ethics at all. Boys are laughing hardly , literally screaming. It was a place where u can sit, gather yourself after hectic lectures.PGRs and HOs came to spend some relaxing time after their hectic wards.
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My grooming over the years. 1st yr : Everyone who needs your help is not ACTUALLY helpless 2nd yr: Loyalty is the most underrated trait of human being. 3rd yr: The more you try to escape, the more u get trapped Final yr: If u don't know the context, ignore!
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Fsd Canal Spring ❤ Summer🌻
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Reply for a hand written note
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Shahram
2 years
My house is in the middle of 3 masjids ( Alhamdulilah) of two different sects. So, during Azaaan time all three masjids overlap in such a way that it is difficult to focus on one azaan. I dont feel it good👉👈😐.
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@Lazymedicose
Shahram
2 years
Needs harper . I hv no harper, i asked from my frnds , " does anyone has harper, a frnd of mine needs it badly ". But no one has harper. I excused from Ayesha . Then, from that day she never texted. One day i was having tea with my homies and they said , " haan Ayesha ko
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@Lazymedicose
Shahram
1 year
Na mbbs walon ko job milti hai , na bds walon ke rhc lgti hein, engineers k baal safaid horhy hein, govt servants retirement ko ponch gaye hein promotion nhi horhi. Job ksi ko mil nhi rhi toh sala ye job kr kon rha hai? Baba Adam k zamaney k babey babiyaan?
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@Lazymedicose
Shahram
1 year
moment with each other but coward VC can't find it suitable to even talk to students. Worst year for FMU!!!! INDEED Bad days are not coming, they hv arrived.
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