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A rare picture that should be on these streets 💕💕
Black is beautiful 💕💕💕
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Here is a thread compilation of some of the best headlines from NTV. 😂😂😂😂
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A week ago received a call from mom requesting 10k for Iron sheets since kitchen "inanyesha", needs repair. Honesty I didnt hesitate to send. I'm home now and TBVH nothing is new here, asking what happened : her response, "ata Wewe si ulikuwa unaitisha pesa za mitochondria" 😭💔
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@polo_kimani
Ain’t a man but when I get married, my man will be happy
Ain’t gonna stress the fuck out of him
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You are laughing with your mom 😒😒 and she says,,give me yesterday's change😔😥
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Pahali unatoanga makamasi na hukulangi konokono.
Madem nyi hutoa wapi maziwa na hamkulangi nyasi 🤔🤔
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Local man is impressed
Finally reggae has been stopped. Give that guy a cookie.
General is down, general down..game is over 🤣🤣🤣🏃♀️🏃♀️
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If you listen to his song, he sang " vijana tuache mihandarati" he never sang " vijana NAACHA mihandarati ."
Lol
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Hey guys; before you send a woman a message pls ask yourself " how will this look in a screen shot "
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A real man that loves you will never ask for your naked pictures, he respects you as a woman.💕😘
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I'm single for 4 years.
Please congratulate me for my bachelor degree in singleness 😭🤣🤣
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Nairobi doesn't even support romance, you can't rush to the airport to stop the love of your life from boarding a plane. Traffic everywhere. Nkt
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Kuna maasai fulani ameita a Muslim guy
" wewe msikiti" 🤣🤣🤣. Still rolling on the floor. These PPLE don't know pretence 😂😂😂😂
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It’s always these small boys who cooks with pro gas and washes their faces at the sink in the morning
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Kuna wasee walijoin twitter 2012 nikiwa mono🤣🤣
And you still single. Nkt😂,
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Unaringa na stima zikirudi babako hupiga nduru😂😂😂
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I've decided to wrap my pvssy with aluminum foil and freeze it since nobody's eating it,
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Niggas be losing good chicks just to fuck a bitch that everyone fucked🙄 🚮
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It's exactly 3months remaining before I go to the village and explain to the community why I don't have a husband.🤣🤣🤣🤣
Good morning
#KOTLoyals
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Separated at birth at kenyatta hospital , reunited on social media.
Thamuel, thamthom and thimom🤣🤣
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Dear men your girlfriend should come first before soccer
Volume?
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Shakira:- Some inner inner, air air 🤗🤗
Kenyans:- Saminamina Eh Eh 😂🙄🙄
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Being handsome doesn't mean you're every girl's dream, some girls love their frogs
😂😂🤗
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I can't believe that one day my kids will also block me for viewing their status 😭😭😭🤣
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Handsome guys are not funny.
Jokes are with these ugly battalions🤣🤣
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The man am crushing on just called me sweetheart.
How much is wedding gown?
😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Blacks : birikicho banture
Whites : British War, battle up.
All my life was a lie 🤥 🤣
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I can't believe I've swallowed a mosquito this morning 😭😭, guys what should I do???
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I suck at dating.....😕as soon as you don't answer the damn phone... I'm single 🤗🤗
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Who else talks to cockroaches b4 killing them, like "unaenda wapi wewe" then paah!🤣🤣🤣
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Sasa huyu ntamwambia aje atoe kofia sioni mbele, ntajuaje stage 😂😂,
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Why do men stick to one football club but they can't stick to one woman?😏
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I hope I marry a man who understands it's the little things that show true appreciation. Putting gas, folding clothes when I'm too tired. Washing dishes after I cook. Sending flowers when I'm having a rough week. Just small shit.
Huh
Is that much to ask 🙄🙄
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Blueticks means nothing, we've been sending cv's without any response.
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Kununua walking stick since she's getting old,
Ukiwa na Mali Kama hii kwa Nyumba... Unatoka Ukienda Wapiiiiiii??? 😉
@diana_marua
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@infinity_clix
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Sometimes I read my tweets 5 times before tweeting because of unemployed grammer professors of Twitter 😂😂
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Aki just imagine siku moja uamke, kufungua mlango hivi, upate hakuna nje 🤔🤥
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I really hope my kids look like me cos God knows I love ugly guys😭😭😭
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Why do men suck one titty?? I'm asking for my other titty 🤦♀️
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Citizen TV iko kwa channel gani kwa smart TV ya Samsung ya 72 inches yenye mtu amenunua kwa pesa zake mwenyewe akiwatch kwa 3 bedroom amejenga na pesa zake mwenyewe hapa Kileleshwa
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I just found out this is a high five emoji 🙏 and not praying hands.
Folks out there dying and we high fiving 🤣🤣
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Of all the things amesahau nyanya, angewacha apple anunue nyanyaaa😭, 🤣🤣
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Everyday men leave their homes without a bag, no water bottle, no lip balm, no hand sanitizer, no extra coat incase they get cold. Just keys and a wallet shoved into their pocket.
Chaotic and reckless 🤷♀️🙄🤣
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what if.... i DM you...... and you reply..... and we click........ and we start dating.......... and we tweet/ post cute pictures together............ and everyone wants a relationship like ours.......haha...just thinking out loud,,...what if🤷♀️..,..??
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A pregnant girl smashed a door of a taxi, and the driver shouted u should have closed your legs like this"😌
I felt that 😭😂
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Girls have periods, cramps,babies and everything else.. the least you niggas could do is text us first lol.
Is that much to ask??
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They die of Depression & can't tell us, because when they do, we gossip about them instead of helping them .💔💔💔💔💔 what a cruel world.
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What do you say in silence when you greet people and they don't respond? 🤔🤔
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I have Never seen handsome men disrespecting women on twitter...
It's always these FROGS🐸who look like spiritual husbands, throwing shade to women the whole day.....smh😏😏😏🙄
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I really hope when I die someone will be grab a mic and shout " she had a fire pvssy" 😅
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Mr and Mrs Kamau are all grown up.
They sold their bus though 😂😍
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Gone are the days when you used to search porn on YouTube 🤣🤣
Don't scroll down I'm talking to you
#KOTLoyals
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He said the littlest things makes him happy so I pulled out my titties😎🤣🤷♀️
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"Someni mmalize shule mtalala vile mnataka"..they lied to us😏😏.
Ongeza yako
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She replied on my tweet
He replied on her reply , she replied again
They were about to fall in love so I deleted that tweet, 😅😅
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Good morning loves?
Never trust your tongue when your heart is bitter and broken. Hush until you're healed. You can save thousands of regrets in one second.
Stay blessed ❤. Good day ahead ❤
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Who else grew up in a house where you ate what your mama cooked or you can take yo ugly ass to bed🤣🤣
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Don't rush the universe.
Some1 will graduate at 21 but wait 6yrs to get a good job. Some1 with no education will be a millionaire at 21.Some1 will get married at 20 and divorce 5yrs later. Some1 will get married at 30, but find everlasting love.
You're not late you're on time✌
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"Is it right for a conductor to abuse me coz nimeshuka hii mat. Rsn being seat haikuwa na seatbelt. Ameniita Malaya n I can't afford even a wheelbarrow anyway I jst want him to knw it's my right to sit on seat iko na seatbelt not a favour coz I was paying. Nimeshukia MMU
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Do you guys experience sleep paralysis??
This shit is demonic, damn 😭😭
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A wedding ring is the smallest handcuff ever made. Choose your prison mate carefully and sentence yourself wisely!!🤗🤗😃
Good morning y'all 😍😍
Much love and God bless y'all ✌😍
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We are all happy in the hands of the social media but in reality we are drowning in tears 😭
May you heal ❤️
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my daily routine
1. Use my phone
2. Charge my phone
3. Use my phone while charging
Hope I'm not alone 😂😂
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After marriage, how long should one wait ndio aanze kuskumia bwana chakula na miguu🤣🤣
Asking for my neighbour!!
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Honestly, respecting that man you dating, giving him peace of mind and lifting him when he's down means alot to him than just giving him a pu$$y. Men go thru hell too.😣😭
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I don't belive I'm perfect but I do believe I'm humble and my ***sy is magic 😂😂👌
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NO DISAPPOINTMENTS. NO CANCEROUS DISEASE . NO BREAKUPS. NO PREMATURE DEATHS. NO STRUGGLE. BELIEVE IN GOD &
HAVE FAITH, EVERYTHING WILL BE ALRIGHT. RT IF YOU AGREE.
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Anybody who's reading this, I pray that whatever is hurting you or whatever you're constantly stressing about get better.May the dark thoughts,the over thinking, and doubt exit your mind rn. May clarity replace confusion. May peace and calmness fill your life. God bless y'all💞
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Twitter comedians and memers deserve to remain ever single. Partners will distract you from bringing us joy❤️😭👏
Volume????
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