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"It is my responsibility to enforce all the laws that haven't been passed yet." - The Central Scrutinizer, Frank Zappa

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@libsoftiktok "Our coffee shop opens for business at 6 a.m., but please be respectful on your way to work, as some of our employees struggle with time blindness. We kindly ask that if you arrive to our shop during normal business operations but the shop isn't open yet, wait a few hours."
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@TheOmniLiberal Mostly peaceful religion.
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@iamyesyouareno An all black crew doesn't exactly scream diversity to me tbh
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@Dexerto "I booked a vacation to a place because of TikTok and did absolutely no research at all on the location, how could TikTok do this to me."
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@dan_druts18 @johnhawkinsrwn @ClownWorld_ Large groups of white people in America generally don't go around beating the shit out of random people trying to do their jobs and stealing their cars in front of them.
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@BigHeadHcky My man looked up "what are the names of every player in the NHL" 😂
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@THESeanBell @misspbjill @soulkhan My man, unless you’re like 16, if you don’t have $2,350 in your bank account, the country’s not the problem.
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@CryptosophyFM @Rainmaker1973 Appears to be a failure of the Anchor Windlass system. When you let out the anchor of a ship, you let it out piece by piece, generally by "shots" (90 feet). As more and more anchor chain is released, the weight the brake needs to stop gets heavier an heavier. Appears the anchor
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@SpriterTeam "Nation decides to not send grain to Nations currently sanctioning them, shocks world."
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@andrewoates3 @bbialanaa @DailyLoud He seems to be pretty open about the fact that they might not be a good fit for each other, even to the point of saying that if this is the case that there are no hard feelings. The subsequent messages seem to only make sense if she agreed with him in the first place.
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@GoldingBF He's just having flashbacks to when he defended Bunker Hill against the British when he was younger.
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@Eodyne1 @elonmusk Can you post the rest of the transcript or did you lose it in a fire?
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@ArmenianStalin @bloombergblower By "completely incorrect" do you actually mean "I say he was pretty dark and Mediterranean and I have also ignored every written account by every scholar and philosopher of his time who wrote about him and described his appearance"? Asking for a friend.
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@TheOmniLiberal Lowkey reading through the messages she posted it looks like she straight up lead him on until he bought her shoes then ghosted him, not a good look.
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@PR_NHL $50,000 for words, $5,000 for almost killing someone live on the ice on national television, make it make sense.
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@KarinaVinnikova I have a feeling they weren't thinking about Ramadan.
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@WarMonitors Battle of the Beards.
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@TRHLofficial Start pitching tents, it's an absolute circus.
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@MyLordBebo That ship would've needed to have a harbor pilot on board. The Captain of a ship that size doesn't have the con in inland waters approaching or leaving port while within separation schemes.
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@Sportsnet Miraculous recovery, might be a God in disguise.
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@Alphafox78 Get hit by a plane probably.
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@Sportsnet What was he even trying to do? That's wild.
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@jphicks The constitution is the Supreme Law of the Land, not a bunch of people marching through Washington.
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@HamImages @AshleaSimonBF True, I'm sure they wear them because they want to. Especially in the desert in extreme heat where the sun is attracted to the black material. I'm sure they have a free choice in deciding to wear a burka, and there would be absolutely no punishment for not wearing one ever.
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@TimHannan @JoJoFromJerz Just because you keep pretending he was convicted of a crime he wasn't convicted of doesn't make it true.
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@AyishaMuhamad "Pay the jizya, we will protect you from those who would set you free."
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@MikaToKreids I'm willing to sacrifice minor accuracy immediately corrected for Electric calls for at least the next 10 years. Joe Micheletti has his back every night and their chemistry in my opinion is unmatched by any commentating duo in Professional Sports.
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@_sillyclaw I'm not sure you understand how time or dates work.
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@TheOmniLiberal I don't think it's Based or Revolutionary, but I would argue that if you live and grow up in an area where people are being bombed randomly fairly regularly, you could believe that death and destruction is normal, leading you to do things outsiders see as cruel and disgusting
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@philthatremains @AidanMattis @LibertyDent0n @TheOmniLiberal As someone in the industry, you're 100% wrong. Production Assistants can enter a green room for one purpose, and one purpose only, which is to replenish crafty and nothing more. Producers enter to give notice of time until appearance. You shouldn't walk in to say hello ever.
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@based_shesty If you know, you know.
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@KILLTOPARTY I don't mean this in a bad way but if you think Margot Robbie isn't an absolute smoke show you're probably more sexually interested in Ryan Gosling.
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@BillTouspille “They owned maybe 5 minutes of that game and we got behind.” Proceeds to say literally every aspect of their game was unacceptably bad and that they had no chance practically the entire game.
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@LailaMickelwait This should be expunged immediately if we're being honest.
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@UWMadison $120,000 of debt for a Gender Studies degree. I think we used to call that biology, but now that's too sciencey and elitist.
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@GoldenKnights The House really does always win I guess.
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@NHLPlayerSafety Was honestly expecting the Tom Wilson head slam 75% off special.
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@BarDown I'm not 100% sure why I don't like it but I don't like it.
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@_johnnymaga All three of those refs should lose their jobs for no reason other than destroying the integrity of the game. To take away a trip to a state championship for the team that deserves to be there is absolutely abhorrent.
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@real_tonygunk "Oh god he's turning around what have I done."
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@BBGreatMoments Good practice for when the pitcher decides to pitch from 8 feet to the left of the rubber. 🥴
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@DonaldTNews At first I thought it wasn't since the guy with the firearm wasn't saying anything, but then I heard the other guy say "I'm going to take that away from you" so yeah I think that pretty much justifies the situation.
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@WarMonitors What does he mean by "must" exactly, because I think he's in for a rude awakening.
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@krassenstein @crypto_SteveO69 Posting a graph literally showing inflation is still rising is pretty based.
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@TheOmniLiberal More like grooving amirite
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@wigger Caffeinated Kook
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@TheOmniLiberal Should be a knockout to charge him under USC 2383 for insurrection then, but why haven't they?
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@Howdoipants @Eodyne1 @elonmusk What makes you think I'm a huge Musk fan? I rarely post about him, I think it's cool he launches rockets into space, I think it's extremely dangerous that he wants to put chips into peoples heads, and I asked for a full transcript when an entire page was cut in half.
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Pastor confronts a board with sex education material available in schools.
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@WADeptHealth Wait I thought Trans Men were Men. Men don't have cervixes why would they need to get that checked?
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@Crypto_Tadas @GeromanAT @Bathory_1560 20 million fighting aged males in country? Or 20 million male citizens in general because those are way different.
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@Eodyne1 @elonmusk Thank you 🤙
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@AJDelgado13 @Zigmanfreud First of all, it hasn't been recognized by a President until Joe Biden in 2021. Second of all, If I say I'm making a holiday on May 3rd, am I able to call it "international" if two other countries have celebrations? Third of all, why doesn't he proclaim Christmas every year?
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@mayalahavas Correct, you become the victim when someone slams your head into concrete over and over again until you fall into a coma. I've seen reports that Kaylee was bullying this girl, which is obviously not cool, but I don't think that justifies a potential murder legally or morally.
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@chuggaaconroy Reading through the comments, she lead you on until you bought her something and then she ghosted you. It doesn't look like from the evidence she provided that you did anything wrong. If anything she's purposely trying to make you look like a bad guy for clout. Keep your chin up.
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@carm2158 @RyanShead Yes, actually. It does. If you want gun reform, go out and elect politicians who will change the laws (although, it will be extremely difficult to repeal one of the first 10 amendments). If you want to prevent deaths like Laken Riley's, simply enforce the laws we already have.
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@TheOmniLiberal Syrians rn:
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@iamyesyouareno Is anyone having issues viewing these videos? Most videos load normal but videos that seem to be slightly controversial aren't loading, very odd. Posted screenshots of your video not loading and another loading fine, both in my standard feed.
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@Esqueer_ It's pretty wild that of all of the things in that post, the thing you're most concerned about is that End Wokeness could be Jack Posobiec.
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@TheOmniLiberal Never ask them what happened at Tours.
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@SusanGroff1 @CryptosophyFM @Rainmaker1973 There are companies you can hire to scrape the sea floor and hook up to the chain. They'll pull it back up the surface, and the anchor can be refit to the windlass system, although I'm unsure of the logistical element to that being completed.
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@Accaliawastaken @iamyesyouareno @realkanyeast To be fair if she was hit on the head it doesn't necessarily need to be the blood loss that's causing loss of consciousness. Would also explain why someone might say something they otherwise wouldn't in a normal setting, however without context, it's definitely hard to believe.
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@GigaBasedDad Something about the Spangenhelm screams "you're about to be conquered and you're gonna like it".
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@alifarhat79 “A quarter billion people! I think it’s 455 or 500 million users a week.” Journalist calls 500 million a quarter billion and expects everything else that comes out of his mouth to be taken seriously, wild.
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@onealgorithm @LibsHateUs @BreakNewsCleve @wayotworld I see a lot of white people in our society characterized as being "thieves with no culture", but I'm then told that's not racist because you can't be racist for judging a white person solely on the color of their skin, strange.
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@BarDown I seriously thought this was a joke.
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@igorsushko It's totally possible he was starved by the Russians, but sources saying he was on a hunger strike leads to questions about the appearance of the other close to 100 Ukrainian servicemen who were released in the exchange, who have not been photographed or shown to the world.
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@InfraHaz While on the surface it seems like something was brewing, it's important to note that that 48 hour warning expired 288 hours ago.
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@CramerTracker A company so bad they make more money while not operating.
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@TRHLofficial If you're traumatized by moving to another state, you're either currently enrolled in middle school or you seriously have to figure out your life. Hard and expensive is one thing, but traumatizing?
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@VP Nice fossil fuel powered jet 😎
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@JasunMarkXXX @marinasmigielsk @CNN "If you don't believe me, whatever you do, don't look up the autopsy report."
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@esterobaygrl @PedestrianPlanB @krassenstein Blue State, 4th largest economy in the world, 3rd highest homelessness per 100k of all 50 states. For a blue state which makes more money than over 150 countries, they sure don't want to give it the people who need it the most, strange.
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@whstancil The Illegal Immigrants forgot to ask the Government I think.
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@_38kid_ @ArmenianStalin @bloombergblower Five different accounts were recorded, Plutarch being the main one I believe, but also Arrian, Quintus Rufus, Justin who was a Latin historian living in Rome, and Diodurus Siculus.
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@XavierIgnacious @CryptosophyFM @Rainmaker1973 Yeah we were told if this ever happens to simply "run in the other direction as fast as you can" lol
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@amuse Please say April fools.
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@Janarab6 @Khalisar7525 @Arcantonias @TheOmniLiberal "great point I have nothing to say that counters that point so i'll simply say lol"
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@amuse I mean, I would call gang culture and the glorification of gang violence in low income communities "homegrown extremism" but wtf do I know I guess.
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@nomamao @iamyesyouareno When you read your picture books do you look at the words on the page as well or just the fun drawings?
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@milzy99 @whiskey_musings @Strandjunker Sometimes it's good to hit the blue text that says "Show more", sit this one out.
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@DaveinSinCity_ @stenson_douglas People go from being so pissed that he closed the border to saying he never closed the border and that’s wild.
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@sirmichaelwill @krassenstein I miss when Catholics settled their differences by raising large armies and invading the holy land.
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@CCKuntz @RedSquirrelFtw @Alphafox78 That sounds incredibly good for the environment.
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@HunleyTom @FrankRundatz @libsoftiktok I think this is more of a problem with doctors overbooking patients rather than sleeping in because they're lazy.
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@Alphafox78 “50,000 people used to live here… Now? It’s a ghost town.”
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@United24media @MrBeast Ayo Ukraine took back Crimea??
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@Alphafox78 When they said Free Britney, I don't think this is what they meant.
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@_38kid_ @ArmenianStalin @bloombergblower I believe their works were based on works written into record by Hephaestion and Attalus, but if you have a conflicting account by a Macedonian of that time saying he was actually "pretty dark" and not "fair-skinned with hair of gold" then by all means, let me know.
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@MyLordBebo Never forget.
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@nomasofi @wwwmolwnlavecom Is that what he was doing at this chess tournament?
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@EdKrassen @trutherlion The problem is not that we don't have evidence, it's that the current administration has shown that while being against drugs and firearms for the general populous, if one of their family members are caught violating these laws, they're safe (fines as opposed to normal jail time)
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@dan_druts18 @johnhawkinsrwn @ClownWorld_ Ayo my man out here making horrible points and blaming the interpreter.
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@AcombStephen @Ostrov_A @rogerwaters @RealWindows95 I’m glad you hope it isn’t true because it isn’t true. Watch the movie that was made 40 years ago, it’s the same as what you just watched. @RealWindows95 , in this instance, has no idea what they’re talking about.
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@Righteous_Wolf @TheOmniLiberal Are you implying the holocaust was simply the Germans attacking the Allies as they cowered behind Jewish civilians?
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@LibertyCappy Japan America is my favorite place to visit.
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@dan_druts18 @johnhawkinsrwn @ClownWorld_ You should write "Hey guys sorry you misinterpreted my extremely horribly written point. I know I accused some people of being autistic but it's only because I dropped out of elementary school and only learned how to read and write at a 4th grade level"
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