Laurence with a U
@Laurence5905
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My political philosophy: Don’t hurt people and don’t take their stuff. Proud member of the control group. Biden is demonstrably the worst President in history.
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The truth!!
Have you ever wondered why deep state actors and media repeaters use the word "democracy" instead of "Constitutional Republic"?
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@DefiantLs
You break your TV, I’m not buying you a new one, and now you don’t have a TV.
It really is that simple.
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@libsoftiktok
I know LITERALLY NO Trump supporters who have cut out family members because they don’t support Trump.
Not. A. Single. One.
Yet you constantly see members of the “party of love and tolerance” cutting family members out of their lives for supporting Trump.
Ridiculous. 🙄
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@SallyMayweather
Bretton-Woods happened in 1971. The dollar was no longer backed by gold. Inflation went nuts.
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@FOX5Atlanta
“Participating in pro-Palestine protest” makes it sound like they were just standing there peacefully protesting.
They weren’t.
If you take actions that disrupt the lives of others and/or cause damage to people and their property, there absolutely SHOULD be consequences.
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@ChrisMurphyCT
Let’s be 100% clear, the whole point of getting rid of Roe v. Wade is to send the issue back to the States. IT IS NO LONGER A FEDERAL ISSUE! It never should’ve been.
Did you actually READ the opinion? Theres no power specifically granted to the Federal government to regulate …
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@PPFA
Oh, I see. When the fetus is *wanted*, it’s an actual human baby. When it isn’t wanted, it’s just a clump of cells. Got it.
Does anyone else think that basing the definition of “human” on whether or not that person is wanted is a dangerous thing, or is that just me?
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@InternetH0F
Where the hell are some of y’all getting 21?
It’s NOT (2+5)(8-5) Ergo, the “FOIL” method is not applicable here.
8-5 is in parentheses, so you do that first.
So now you have 2+5(3)
Then you do 5 times 3, which is 15
So now you have 2+15.
The answer is 17, just like the OP
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@MaryMargOlohan
@Riley_Gaines_
But… But… It’s the party of TOLERANCE!!
🙄
They’re definitely not tolerant of anything with which they disagree, that’s for damn sure.
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@PamelaHensley22
I don’t know, but it definitely has absolutely nothing to do with the vaccine. CNN said so. It’s a total mystery.
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@TRHLofficial
1) Lincoln did it.
2) Roosevelt did it.
3) Truman did it.
4) LBJ did it.
5) Obama did it.
So, no it doesn’t require a Supreme Court ruling to make any of that happen.
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@cmc223
Depends on the government. Most will give you 30 days before they auction the property out from under you. Some will give 60 or 90 days.
The awful part is, there are still states where, after the county (or city) auctions off the property and pays themself the money you owe, the
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@JillFilipovic
He’s literally so far gone he doesn’t know where he is most of the time, and yet you’d still vote for him.
And it’s Trump supporters who are in a cult? Seriously?
🙄
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@JoeyMannarinoUS
Don’t they already have California? Let’s just make it official and be done with it.
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@johnVcorbett
The Party of Tolerance™️
Seriously, it’s like watching a toddler when mommy wouldn’t give him a treat. Don’t get what you want? Throw a hissy fit.
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@MailOnline
NATO should be disbanded. It no longer serves an actual purpose. Unless you’re a part of the Military Industrial Complex, of course. 😡
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@catturd2
Wish the mama bear HAD been around. We’d have seen Darwin at work. Might’ve been fun to watch.
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@OwariDuh
@disclosetv
Yes. What a horrible time it was. When we could afford things like gasoline and groceries and heat in the winter.
Oh, the horror. 🙄
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@WallStreetApes
Can we first start with the fact that there are FOUR HUNDRED AND THIRTY EIGHT Federal agencies?!!!!
Maybe he could just start with closing half of them. Buh bye. We don’t need y’all anymore.
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@akafacehots
Wouldn’t surprise me if it were true, but I’m definitely gong to need to see a reliable source first.
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@RepSylviaGarcia
Yes. Please increase costs for the railroads, upon which 80% of everything we buy is shipped. That definitely won’t increase the cost of living for literally everyone. 🙄
God, you elitists are so OUT OF TOUCH!!! 😡
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@ungerbn103
You hate freedom that much, do you? You hate it when bureaucrats DON’T get to tell you how to live your life?
The founders warned us of people like you. Thank God we have a Supreme Court that actually lands on the side of freedom.
Stop trying to impose your will on everyone
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@carynannharlos
@OferNave
“You can only be brave when it may cost you.”
YOU, being a woman, CAN stand up for yourself without it costing you anything. They don’t haul women off to jail for doing that. Only men.
They’d PRAISE you for standing up for yourself. Had a man done what you did, he’d be in jail
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@diagon16
@InternetH0F
It’s not (2+5)(3)
There’s no need to multiply the 3 times both the 2 and the 5.
You might want to take a trip back to elementary school yourself, there.
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@FreckledLiberty
I’m sorry — we just skipped right over the part where a babysitter costs TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY DOLLARS?!!! Do WHAT?!!!
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@gunsnrosesgirl3
$600
Start at zero. Spend $900. You’re at -$900.
Sell for $1200. You’re at +$300
Spend $1,300. You’re at -$1000.
Sell for $1,600. You’re at +$600.
Done.
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@BGatesIsaPyscho
On the 15th day after “two weeks to flatten the curve,” when I realized it was gonna be WAY more than just two weeks.
At that point, I realized every last word out of their mouths was a lie.
I will NEVER trust “authorities” and “experts” again. EVER.
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@SimGillDA
Wow. I totally feel safe knowing there’s such an unbiased prosecutor working to put people in jail. I’m 100% certain my right-leaning tendencies wouldn’t get me unfairly targeted by this government agent.
</sarcasm>
Seriously - you need to resign. No one can post stuff like this
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@GhostyGun
This happened and then Waco happened 6 months later. If ANYONE was alive then, saw those things happen, and STILL trusts the government, they’re BEYOND HELP!
Those two incidents red-pilled me forever!
There is no law so minor that the government will not kill you to enforce it.
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@Jbob198X
@JustinTPittman
@FightMate
You’re wrong.
Store loses $100
$100 winds up back in the register. (At that point the store is even. Lost $100, got $100 back).
Thief gets $70 of goods and $30 change.
Store loses $100 total.
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@Actor1
@GeorgeTakei
@DarleneNoNumber
Ummm… Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t the blue side in charge right now? When we have the worst inflation in 41 years, the worst gas prices EVER, the highest grocery prices EVER, and food shortages?
Why would I vote for that to continue?
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@ChrisMartzWX
Interesting how the year with almost zero fires was also the year that everyone was locked in their homes, unable to venture out. Hmmmmmm… 🤔
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@catturd2
Definitely a good one.
For me it’d be three musicians - Roy Orbison, Tom Petty, and George Harrison, so they could get the Traveling Wilburys back together. 😊
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@TRHLofficial
I’m all for non-violent prisoners getting the option to voluntarily do community service in exchange for shortened prison sentences.
Mandatory? No.
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@DefiyantlyFree
@Notmyfault99
How long has the GOP had a majority in the House?
How long has this crisis at the border been going on?
And just NOW there’s a bill to “secure the vote?”
Almost as if they’re pandering to their base. But politicians would never do that, would they? 🙄
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@RyanAFournier
Veritas. Latin for Truth. Twitter definitely doesn’t like the truth. So not surprising that anything with truth in its name got banned.
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@brixwe
“Horrifying?” Nope. Not even a little bit. Ask Laken Riley’s family. Bet they don’t think it’s horrifying at all.
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@JoeyMannarinoUS
No one any of us have ever heard of.
Anyone with any REAL power or fame has ensured that their name will never be released.
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@FoxNews
God help us if the Electoral College is ever ended. NY and CA will wind up running the country. Yuck.
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@PostsOfCats
Onyx.
All of our cats have “O” names. Otis, Ophelia, Octavia, Orville, Oscar, Omelette, Oatmeal, and Onion. 😊
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@pennyblab
@markknoller
Obama was always on time. Totally. 100%. Never was late ever.
Oh and he always took questions and never read from a teleprompter. Ever.
</sarcasm>
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@catturd2
Jesus. Had I done that in high school, there’d have been two hits. The teacher hitting me, and me hitting the floor.
I take that back - three hits. The third coming from my father when he heard about it. 💥
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@BBGreatMoments
@LttleGel
You are 100% correct.
On my birthday, over 50 years ago now, Hammerin’ Hank Aaron signed a ball for me. It says “Happy Birthday Laurence, Hank Aaron.”
I still remember that like it was yesterday. (And I still have that ball, of course!!)
Wish I’d been born on April 8th instead
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@unusual_whales
63% of Americans apparently don’t understand economics at all.
But that’s not surprising, given the quality of the government-run schools.
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@wojiaoLaoDen
@anyonewantchips
We don’t live in a Democracy. We live in a Constitutional Republic.
Democracy is mob rule - 50% plus one get to decide everything for everyone. There are no laws other than that provided by the majority. Meaning MINORITIES HAVE NO RIGHTS IN A DEMOCRACY!
In a Constitutional
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@RealSpikeCohen
The poster child for why we desperately need term limits.
People say, “We don’t need term-limits. The voters always have the choice of voting them out.”
On a level playing field, that might be true. But our elections laws create a very SKEWED playing field. Incumbents are
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@SuspectRWFed
The 2nd amendment is the only permit I need. And I live in a state that recognizes that fact, too.
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@MayoIsSpicyy
So were Nelson Mandela, and Jesus Christ. Interesting you’d make that comparison.
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@Rothmus
It’s almost as if there’s some kind of… I don’t know…. BIOLOGICAL DIFFERENCE between boys and girls?
Someone should really look into this.
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@jasonllevin
Oh dear God, no!!! I didn’t want him to be President for 4 years, let alone 8. I surely don’t want him appointed to a position of power for LIFE!!
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@akafacehots
Why do these celebrities think we give a sh!t what they do if Donald Trump becomes President again? What unbelievable narcissism to assume the rest of us care that much…
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@XSi1entSpartanX
@ZeekArkham
I’m sorry. You lost me at “taxes go to fund those businesses?”
You’ve got that backwards. Business PAY taxes in order to avoid prosecution by the government.
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@RacismOfficer
@robreiner
The Republicans forced you to borrow $478,000 for college? How did they do that?! Just so I can avoid being forced to borrow $478K by the Republicans, I’d like to know what to look out for.
Did they go door to door with a gun and a loan form? “Sign here or we’ll kill you?”
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@BeyondSpace21
@iLoveJaneAdams
Definitely not cheaper. The average electric car costs about 25% more than its equivalent gasoline-powered counterpart. Weighs more, so it goes through tires quicker. Takes 30+ minutes to “fuel up” from 20% to 80% (an hour or more if you want to get to 100%) unless it’s a cold
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@BuenoForMiami
Why don’t we just get rid of all government except for that small portion that’s needed to prevent people from using force or fraud against each other.
If something needs to be done “for the good of society,” people can create GoFundMes or KickStarters and get it done that way.
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@ThomasSowell
And Ayn Rand saw it all coming in Atlas Shrugged, way the hell back in 1957!! (If anyone reading this tweet hasn’t read that book, I *highly* recommend you do.)
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@DylanMAllman
LOVE IT!! This needs to happen more often. Everyone should watch and MEMORIZE this video!
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@geno_kusa
@GOP
No. It really isn’t. Because not all DEI hires are black people.
No one cares about a person’s race as much as a Leftist does. Gotta have the quotas. Gotta put everyone in their little box. 🙄
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@orthofolkfacts
A well regulated paparazzi, being necessary to the security of a free press, the right of the people to keep and bear cameras shall not be infringed. 😂
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@financebuzz
It’s weird, I know, but STOP SPENDING MONEY YOU DON’T HAVE!!
There, now you owe me $500 for my financial services. 😂
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@DylanMAllman
That was nearly 80 years ago. We can totally trust them today. They’ve changed! They’ve promised us this time that they’ve only got our best interests at heart!
😂😂😂
Can you believe there are people who want to put them in charge of our HEALTHCARE?!
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@JohnF1CDO
@iLoveJaneAdams
How, exactly? He left office in January of 2021. Prices have skyrocketed since then.
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@catturd2
@LauraLoomer
She Madonna’d herself, looks like.
Why do so many celebrities get that much plastic surgery?! It’s not even a little attractive. Yuck.
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@louiselnelson91
@InternetH0F
2+5 is not in parentheses.
The 2 is separate from the 5(8-5)
The only part in parentheses is 8-5. So you have to do that first.
2+5(8-5)
2+5(3)
2+15
17
17 is the answer.
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@hulu
Sarah Paulson definitely has that psychotic character down pat. First Nurse Ratched and now this? She’s good! This was well worth watching.
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@DylanMAllman
Every country that has implemented it.
That’s it. That’s my whole argument. There isn’t a country that has implemented gun control that hasn’t turned tyrannical.
“When government fears the people, there is liberty. When the people fear the government, there is tyranny.”
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@froggyups
Maybe go watch A Clockwork Orange, Total Recall, Black Mirror — any one of a dozen different dystopian Sci Fi movies and TV shows before foisting this upon society?!
Wow. Fvcking insane that someone actually came up with this and thinks it’s genuinely a good idea. 🙄😳
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@JoeyMannarinoUS
People must NOT be allowed to thrive on their own. Government dependence is a REQUIREMENT for Socialist Fascism.
Ergo: create a housing crisis with anti-landlord laws. “Fix” it by offering government-owned housing. Or at the very least large-corporation-owned housing. Then the
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@DavidLJ56291886
@MatthewPennMSU
And while he’s in there, he should re-read the 2nd, 4th, and 5th too. Just because.
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@loadandclear
@Project_Veritas
He deleted his Linked In account shortly after this video was released. Pfizer probably fired him 5 minutes later. They’re distancing themselves from this as quickly as they can.
Since when did the Left become so trusting of big corporations?!!
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@MonicaCrowley
@RepMattGaetz
But it’s definitely not malicious prosecution! No! Definitely not that! Never!
🙄
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@FreckledLiberty
It sounds like it was written by a Leftist to mock what they believe every right-wing man wants.
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@DylanMAllman
Good thing he wasn’t in Commiefornia, er, I mean Calishithole, er, I mean California. They’d prosecute him AND award the family of the kiddie-diddler a couple million bucks, besides.
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@SuspectFed
I think the opposite is true, no? Israel flat out would not exist without the US supporting it militarily, no?
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@HumansNoContext
I still say Twitter. I have no clue why Elon changed it. It was a great brand.
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@deaflibertarian
No. It makes you a target. Either from a criminal who would’ve otherwise probably targeted someone else first, or from a cop or “concerned citizen” who wants to screw with you.
Concealed carry is always best. If they think I’m a dumb sheep that’s just fine with me. Let them FAFO
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@nypost
I’m sure the cops will hide behind Qualified Immunity. The family won’t get a penny. Not that any amount of money would make up for killing a 15-year-old, unarmed, innocent girl.
Our “justice” system at work again. Yay!
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@EdKrassen
My question is, why won’t Egypt, Jordan, Syria, or Lebanon take them in? Why don’t these celebrities condemn those four countries for refusing to take any Palestinian refugees?
It’s almost as if they WANT to blame Israel for defending itself, or something.
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@ghelt
@RageNurse
Meaning SOME of it DID have to do with war crimes.
You heard it here first, folks. CIA admits to war crimes!!
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@GeorgeTakei
They changed the definition of “recession,” George. Literally changed it.
Before last year it ALWAYS was defined as “two or more successive quarters wherein GDP contracted.” This definition had been used for CENTURIES.
Then the White House decided to change the definition. 🙄
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@SinistralBass
@TwitterSafety
“Don't you see that the whole aim of Newspeak is to narrow the range of thought? In the end we shall make thought-crime literally impossible, because there will be no words in which to express it.” — George Orwell, 1984
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