Laufey 𖤐 🐍
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How do people even die in house fires??
Just lock yourself in the bathroom and turn on the shower bruh
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Meat 500x2 = 1000
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How much will it cost to fill the fuel tank of your car??
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Make the celebrity sef guess me
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Opay no deh help betting addicts sha, see as dem quick credit my guy sporty
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They think I’m nonchalant not knowing i have to take flights to reply texts, mehnnn mtn must crumble
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Saw her pictures and i’m miserable again
When does it end
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I just watched the whole Deadpool and Wolverine movie on twitter😂😭
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They just keep pulling ideas out of their asses😔💔
The Minister of Interior, Olubunmi Tunji-Ojo, proposes the creation of a specialized team, known as the "power rangers," to safeguard the country's power facilities.
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Wdym you have asthma, just breathe bruh
Its really not that difficult
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Every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made
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I just realized the Samsung Note series are called Notes because they come with Pens
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From the way this nurse dey wield syringe like sword i suppose don know say problem go dey
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Your immune system doesn’t know your eyes exist, if it discovers your eyes it would treat them like germs and try to destroy them.
What is the most disturbing fact about the human body that you know?
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Danfo conductor maths>>>
There’s nothing that flows so well like wrong math calculations 😭
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I open this sardine now and e dey remind me of this fat babe
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Real ones know its 1-3-2-4
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Elon please let my change my display name back i was just kidding 😭
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STD tests and drugs N35k
Condoms N500
Beating N0
Dem no dey tell pesin
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This one don vex fatherless children😂😂
my father isn’t less abeg, it’s okay if yours is though❤️
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Me with my last 3k
You must be very síck if you don’t have up to 200k in your account.
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DON’T ATTEND ANY PARTY TODAY
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DON’T ATTEND ANY PARTY TODAY
DON’T ATTEND ANY PARTY TODAY
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Africans are so insensitive and cruel
I’m so happy my grandparents got shipped during slavery so i get to not live in Africa🤢
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Dear
@NetflixNaija
, you know you don’t have this movie so WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SUGGESTING IT???
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Prayed for wisdom, knowledge and $20million today
I no wan understand anybody
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New username, no more fooling from this account, only intellectual tweets from now on🙏
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“Oya explain the code you used to solve your coursework”
Me:
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I was driving my Urus behind a fuel tanker carrying goats this morning, suddenly one of the goats fell off (like Wizkid) almost landing on my car, the government really needs to regulate these trailer drivers
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But i dey feel this girl when we dey yarn last night, why her “good morning babe” dey irritate me?
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The way Black Americans speak and write English, you’d think its their second language
So im catfishing my man off a fake page and he failing so far
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MTN has helped me build such a creative imagination
This skit is funny af
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“Academic comeback”
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This nigga sha wan finish the youths😭😭
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Eba for lunch>>>>
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@ItzMorayoo
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Omg morayo from ikorodu wants to remove Asake from her playlist, how would he sell out shows now😭😭💔💔💔💔
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Blud used up all nine lives in four months
Noob
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Your president signed a deal, it didn’t cross your mind to try understanding what the deal entailed, your problem is the LGBT clause
Misplaced priorities fr
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IT Day 6
Cleaned, greased and sealed multiple excavator bearings
I’m covered in dust and i smell like diesel and WD40
I’m so happy with my life choices
(Send help)
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Snapchat AI wey be baddie😂
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This babe don finally unblock me (ᵢ’ₘ ₐᵦₒᵤₜ ₜₒ 𝒻ᵤₘᵦₗₑ ₐ𝓰ₐᵢₙ )
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