@NE5westend Happy New Year... NOT.

@twinkletits71 @RightNUFC @beanz2809 No. She popped a jacket potato in the oven for me. 👍

@PeterGiblin8 @cyp_toon @Waughy72 Wrongy.

Brighton. Could've been worse. Is Trelford Mills still alive? #NUFC ⬛⬜⬛⬜ #FACup 🏆

@cyp_toon @Waughy72 I've DM'd @cyp_toon , and told him the ex-player's identity. He MUST keep it a closely guarded secret. 🤫

@cyp_toon 😀

@FelixLongbrook Kilmarnock Football Club ?

@RightNUFC @Tweets2CV @beanz2809 It was a selfie.

@H4mmy14 @RightNUFC @beanz2809 That's EXACTLY the kind of thing the cow would do.

@FelixLongbrook @oortcloudfilms @RightNUFC @beanz2809 Call her 'mam'. Use 'mum' on Twitter - so that southerners understand.

@oortcloudfilms @RightNUFC @beanz2809 Back on the farm. The good old days, eh?

@oortcloudfilms @RightNUFC @beanz2809 When you were just a calf. Sorry to hear that.

@wrensays7 @RightNUFC @beanz2809 Not what I hear...

@oortcloudfilms @RightNUFC @beanz2809 My mum is dead, you horrible cow.

@80s90sfootball Jim Jeffries

@beanz2809 @RightNUFC No... Her mother did.

@OliLondonTV If he wants to believe that he's a woman - then that's up to him. If he wants ME to believe that he's a woman, then we have a problem.