Lars Pollmann
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Bayern spent 25 mill on Nagelsmann, replaced Lewandowski with Choupo-Moting, saw him go 8/8 in Ucl vs Inter, Barca and PSG this season and now he's gone because they're only like 75 per cent favourites for an 11th league title in a row
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Dortmund signed a 30-year-old from Werder Bremen, he's their leading scorer across competitions, he's scored in qf+sf of his first ever international campaign and he's by far the player people like to bitch about the most
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Tuchel might win the treble and that's still terrible process. Bayern don't fire people on Thursday night during an international break. I'm not buying this is just performance related
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I will not forget Danish players guarding their team-mate from prying eyes and neither should you. You don't need that Twitter engagement today.
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Anatomy of a BVB season
Summer: Sign fun players, decent start as those have yet to catch the bvb virus
Autumn: Injury crisis, strange defeats, a couple of emotional highs, fun players turn bad
Winter: depression
Spring: Good run to end the season, about to sign fun players
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Character growth
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If you only watched Shaqiri every two years, never inbetween, you'd think you're looking at an absolute superstar of this sport
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Marc-Andre ter Stegen should play over Manuel Neuer. It's time. Been time for a while really.
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Three BVB birthdays today. Götze is 28 but plays like he's 35. Piszczek is 35 but plays like he's 21. Zagadou is 21 but plays like he's 28.
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Leipzig signing their 20th player from Salzburg and the best one still went to Dortmund
RB Leipzig verpflichtet Nicolas Seiwald 🤝
Der österreichische Nationalspieler wechselt zur neuen Saison von
@RedBullSalzburg
nach Leipzig und erhält einen Fünf-Jahres-Vertrag - bis 2028 ✍️
Alle Infos ⬇️
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Ohne seinen mutigen Einsatz in Bochum wäre die Meisterschaft schon durch 🙏 danke für die Spannung
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Hummels and Guerreiro running that counter somehow the funniest thing in 90 absurd minutes
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Dortmund made a lovable but kinda inept guy head coach and will now keep him until he's no longer loved because nobody told them what a sunk cost fallacy is
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Yes, Henrikh Mkhitaryan asked "Pierre, do you want to come over here" in a promotional video for Arsenal. It's real. Levels.
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Mats Hummels unequivocally cannot be allowed to finish his career in the summer
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Today is the first day since 2 January 2008 on which neither Mats Hummels nor Marco Reus are employed by Borussia Dortmund
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This team would definitely concede something outrageous like 52 Bundesliga goals in one season
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If Edin Terzic loves this club as much as we all belive he should probably step down himself
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Dortmund won the only trophy in Germany this season. massive club
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Losing to Bayern and struggling vs midtable team on Matchday 2, Rose has truly arrived at Dortmund
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Dortmund are a collection of individual talent that stands for absolutely nothing both as a football team and a group of men
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- inexplicable individual mistakes
- one-sided refereeing decisions
- best player of last few weeks knocked out w/ head injury
- best player in general not fully fit
- head coach sent off
One regular day of Dortmund. That's all I ask for.
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Legit had Haaland and Bellingham on the same team and only won a cup you gotta laugh
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What United should do: Get a coach to get Sancho going
What United are gonna do: Get whoever Ronaldo/Mendes want
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If Dortmund just don't travel to Munich next year they only lose by 3 and it's good for the environment
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Es gibt in der Bundesliga keinen Spieler der geiler drauf ist sein Tor zu verteidigen als Schlotterbeck
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I just can't get in my head that Nagelsmann, a very good coach, would see Hummels and Schlotterbeck have world-class UCL campaigns (for the most part) and think I'd rather have Robin Koch and Waldemar Anton if Rüdiger/Tah can't play in a knockout game
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Dortmund are trapped as a talent factory in a league with a singular super club and have completely lost their way. Anyway, shiny new players just six months away
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Bayern can now field a back 3 of approximately €200m in transfer fees but Dortmund don't want it enough
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They called him a madman
Niklas Süle says Dortmund could still catch Bayern and win the title: "If we were to win the two remaining games in the first half of the season, we would be up there again. I can still remember BVB were once 9 points ahead of Bayern and in the end Bayern won the title" [
@welt
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Maatsen is immediately their best full-back. Him and Ryerson will be fine
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Just like when he went to prison
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Mats Hummels you simply are not allowed to retire ever
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I think Bellingham doesn't like all them rumours this week
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"Wir sind jetzt im Halbfinale, da macht es keinen Sinn mehr zu verlieren" danke Brandt
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I'll just say it: Julian Brandt, all action midfielder, is Borussia Dortmund's best player.
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that announcement for Morey the best thing Norbert Dickel has done since the 89 cup final
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17 year old scoring on his debut and Witsel scoring on a counter. Everyone in Dortmund needs to play the lottery today
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DFB will come out with a small statement hidden away on a website 'yeah sorry that shoulda been a pen but what can you do eh?' and their terrible standard of refereeing will continue without accountability
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Dortmund have players who have won a World Cup semifinal 7-1
Marquinhos on Borussia Dortmund return leg: "No, we are not afraid. We have players who have won the Champions League. It will be hard for BVB to replicate the same performance here. We have to stay united & relaxed to avoid making the same mistakes as before."
#PSGFCGB
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I guess there's going to be some sort of repercussion for Bellingham saying what he said. Thing is: it shows players are aware of Zwayer's past transgressions. How are they going to respect him?
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Now that Mbappe is 20 Sancho is the best teenager in the world don't @ me
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Dortmund are about to sign a versatile 26-year-old Germany international who wants to play for them so much he's leaving millions of euros on the table. He was also good enough to play more than 100 games for Jürgen Klopp. Some of y'all just can't be satisfied.
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The amount of shit takes on Bellingham (possibly) saying something we're all thinking in a pressure situation is astounding. Far too many players stealing a living at Dortmund, riding on the coattails of more talented kids who actually care, but by all means attack the teenager.
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Ich kann nicht so viel essen wie ich kotzen will
🚨 EXCL: Bayern are set to sign Raphaël Guerrero on free transfer, here we go!
Verbal agreement reached on three year contract — valid until June 2026.
Personal terms agreed have been agreed.
Medical and signature will take place next week.
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Dortmund haven't stunned people collectively like this since Götze's move to Bayern I'd say. Just utter perplexity
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Dortmund will qualify for UCL with one win in two vs Mainz (safe from relegation playoffs) and Leverkusen (locked into Europa League spot). Thanks, Schalke.
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If Dortmund win their 2 games in hand they'll be 4 points behind Bayern on Wednesday with a meeting in Munich to come. And it still won't be a real title race.
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Gazzetta dello Sport gave Hummels a 6.5 for yesterday, same as Ryerson and Can (and Thiaw and Tomori), worse than Adeyemi, Bynoe-Gittens, Kobel, Reus and Sabitzer.
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Nagelsmann quite clearly is the best national team coach you could have, they have a couple of young superstars and only Kroos definitely needs to be replaced for the world cup in the XI. Maybe Neuer/Gündogan as well. Germany are back.
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Emre Can took 10 minutes to score more goals at Euros than Thomas Müller in his entire career. I believe there are levels to this game.
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Lorient gave Dortmund Guerreiro and now take Bürki? Best club in France
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Chelsea win with former Dortmund men Pulisic, Rüdiger and Tuchel puts BVB in Pot 2 for next season. Avoiding Real, Barca, Juventus, ManUtd, PSG, Liverpool and Sevilla.
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Rose muss Dybala noch zum Flughafen fahren
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Bellingham is working so hard for Dortmund, Dickens is writing a novel about him
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I know this isn't popular but I think he's a (much) better player than he's getting credit for on this platform.
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Big if but if Dortmund were to turn Akanji (fee) and Witsel (wages) into Schlotterbeck and Süle I'd find it hard to argue against that being an improvement
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Every club in Europe's elite should line up to sign Guerreiro and Dortmund are debating letting him leave on a free. I'm not having that.
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Terrible performance, terrible attitude, deserved defeat, good night.
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Don't doubt for a second some elements of that team didn't like being challenged by a 19yo who's better than they'll ever be
The Borussia Dortmund dressing room is glad that Jude Bellingham is no longer there. His transfer was probably beneficial for the climate within the dressing room. A kind of mood has built up against the Englishman.
🗞
@SPORTBILD
#BVB
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This Dortmund team doesn't deserve your frustration, only indifference and contempt. Middle of May can't come soon enough, though it's hard too feel optimistic for what comes then.
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Dortmund's next reset needs to include more than the head coach and a bunch of players. Fundamentally broken.
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Only Haaland and Sancho have more Bundesliga goals than Moukoko this season
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Dortmund's long delivery times always bring up surprises (forgot I bought this)
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Adeyemi
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Impressive haul for Kehl. You can't solve every issue in one window and they have to get some sales done but still
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Ansgar Knauff scoring two of the most important goals for Borussia Dortmund all season
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Not for sale
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Not sure when Dortmund last had a CB who wants to defend his own goal as much as Schlotterbeck. Maybe early Sokratis or prime Subotic
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6 goals conceded to Rangers in 150 minutes. This team gets what it deserves.
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@JanAageFjortoft
You don't need an insider for that. It's literally what Zorc and Watzke have said all week long.
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I'd lose quite a bit of respect for Dortmund's higher ups if this happens.
Felix Nmecha from VfL Wolfsburg is on Borussia Dortmund's and 3 English clubs' lists. There have been no talks between Wolfsburg and Dortmund, but the player is said to have been in contact with Dortmund.
🗞
@azwazsport
#BVB
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Kobel is the best one-on-one keeper Dortmund have had since Jens Lehmann
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Eight UCL goals for Guerreiro, 6th all time for Dortmund. More than Götze, Kagawa, Sancho, Amoroso to name but a few
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Is he Dortmund's undisputed starting centre forward in an ideal world? No. But he deserves a lot of respect for a late-career surge (and is a great addition to the dressing room)
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Brandt has completely changed the game. Incredible player.
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I've been very critical of Dortmund's development (or lack thereof) under Terzic and this might be a good thing long term but it sucks to see a man leave who cared so much. That's not normal.
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I think this should be Bellingham's written statement to the DFB
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Brandt and Reus were great first half, Modeste put in a massive shift. But Hummels and Schlotterbeck were absolutely monumental today
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Whopper from Kicker: Arsenal and Dortmund largely in agreement on Aubameyang, €63m. Dortmund to target Antony Modeste as a replacement as Giroud prefers move to Chelsea to stay in London.
Hat tip
@Kloppinho09
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