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Thed 🇭🇹 | 29 | He/Him | JJBA/SMT/Dragon Ball fan. JoJolion is the best part. Play Dragon Quest. | 🔞 @1uxray ♥️ Discord: @ lance.hardwood
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My mood since I was a seed, 6 year update
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My favorite characters for no discernable reason.
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Taking a bite out of a McDonald's hash brown can only be compared to experiencing three orgasms (three hash), but via stimuli on the tongue through a golden taste that is further amplified by hunger and dehydration after not having anything to eat for 7-8 hours of recuperation.
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Can finally upload it but this was the one for me too
Besides the famous line in Kamen Rider, "human life is more important than even peace and justice", or something like Jack Landors' "Heroes come in all colors", what are some Tokusatsu quotes/scenes that you guys felt moved by and will never forget?
This is one of my faves.
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Losing
what are some common fighting game mechanics yall dont like
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Also the one where he just plainly says Iron Cross Killer or something in the final episode
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>Get bullied
>Stop time and grab stool
>Climb up stool and start jacking off until I cum
>Freeze my nut in midair after each cumshot in front of their chest
>Repeat process for 3 hours
>Time resumes and all my nut strikes the bully's chest harder than a 12 gauge shotgun
You can tell a lot about a man by asking them what they would do with time-stop powers
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Finally a real ass Dragon Ball discussion I can have
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Tired of folks stanning that horny ass MUTT named Scooby-Doo
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You fell off. I still play with my balls all the time
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what's a video that makes you laugh every time you think of it ? personally its this for me
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Transfer $200 million to my bank account. Hook up with my original body, fall in love, and get married. I have my original body impregnate me 6 times over the course of 8 years. Leg lock and everything. After year 10 I become the abusive partner in the relationship to the point-
You wake up as Taylor Alison Swift. What's the first thing you do?
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i remember almost punching my controller when i heard donald's voice come out of the controller during xehanort's fight in KH3
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They say "medium" heat but there's barely any kick to this smh I'll show 'em a real man in heat
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I hope CBU3 understands that there is someone out there who is stupid enough (me) to choose this option 5+ times, burning thousands of gil just to yell "I'M DRINKING WITH THE BOOOYSSS"
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only reason I miss tumblr is because twitter doesn't hit me with posts like this on a consistent basis
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I just realized my meat is kinda like an AI detector because if it's not perking up to Makima art like a dog sniffing Pedigree kibbles then 9 times out of 10 it's AI made
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> Pick 5 and 4
> Go back in time and steal 1 and 4
> Go back in time and steal 2 and 4
> Go back in time and steal 3 and 4
> Go back in time and steal 6 and 4
> Go back in time and steal 7 and 4
> Go back in time and steal 8 and 4
> Go back in time and steal 9 and 4
> Go back i
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They shoulda had Elizabeth lift her arms up a little more in P3R but that's just me. For no particular reason, really.
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I just beat Jak 4 in record time on my PlayStation 5 and she turns to high five me while I'm throwing her backshots on our Red-Eyes Black Dragon styled bedsheets. Our pet dog JFK yelped and did a flip because he can sense the excitement.
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I currently have 600 children evenly distributed across the United States in preparation for a large-scale plan set to go into effect in 50 years
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I believe Purah grips hard enough to a point where she could drag your body off the bed with just that alone, with no hands. The force has got to be 100 times stronger than a coconut crab's. I'm fully willing to become a self sacrifice in order to test this theory of mine.
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Get a PS5 even if you're broke
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All this JRPG discourse but no one ever considered taking dis course on loving a woman
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Where Taylor in my body wants to file for a divorce. I agree and deliberately lose the case. The second the papers are signed I shout "Change, now!!". I am now in my old body and Taylor is forced to pay for child support at a 12.5% rate according to Florida law for 6 kids.
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House, M.D.
Final Fantasy XVI was very heavily inspired by the global success of Game of Thrones.
So.... what popular media would you like to see Final Fantasy XVII inspired by?
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The guardian angels that will protect you in da coming months
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FFVII Rebirth the kinda game I'd play cooped up in my room all day in the middle of summer with the windows wide open and the fan blasting in my face at 3:15 PM in the afternoon while I got mid 2000s j-rock songs playing in the background on YouTube
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House, M.D.
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Tried Fortnite ranked and those players tied me down and milked me until my nuts looked like raisins. I was mortified
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so that's it? no ps5?
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Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse (2023)
This move filled all my holes so much I thought I had an extra one. It left me gaping. I'm drenched in sweat, gasping for air. It pulled my hair while it was blowing my back out, my cheeks clapping harder than a pair of bongo drums.
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G12
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whichever pizza makes me moan the loudest
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Goku
For Dragon Ball Sparking Zero, who would you like to see as a playable character?
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forgot to crucify the dog
Describe your favorite game without using the name of the game, locations or characters.
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Gonna be honest I was confused cause I haven't had the chance to check out all the new details until now and I think I'm gonna have to rescind this.
Kiryu's journey may very well be similar to my own
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Mechanical Rhythm be like "yeah you're gonna know how it feels like to get nutted in"
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People would be a lot normal about Final Fantasy if they played "Hamtaro: Ham-Ham Heartbreak" for the Gameboy Advance at least once.
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A lot of people telling you not to put q-tips in your ears are dumb af and don't realize that the inside of your ear is a hidden erogenous zone you could probably nut from sticking an animal balloon in it
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COME ON
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Me when the Wendy's employee asks me and the boys why we're frotting in front of the order counter
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I don't call Midadol "Mid" because there's nothing mid about human life. I only call her by her full name.
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No I'm grown I just be mass reporting 'em
Do y'all unfollow moots when they turn out to be haters of your favourite characters??..ASKING FOR RESEARCH PURPOSES!!
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My brother just told me he's engaged and I was just about to make a tweet about rubbing my meat against the PS5 fan while it's running
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I thought I knew what betrayal felt like, but I was wrong. This is what real betrayal is like. You hold out your hand expecting someone, anyone, to give a helping hand and in the end, no one bats an eye. You're left behind in this cruel world, with the only thing-
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me waking up after having the controller rest on my balls for a week
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I be doing the same thing every day and no one calls me amazing for it. What gives
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DR. UMAR JUST GONNA HAVE TO UNDERSTAND, MAN
I'VE BEEN ACROSS DIMENSIONS TO SWIM IN SOME MILK, SO JUST IMAGINE WHAT I WOULD DO FOR A LATINA.
If you've seen this movie, prove by quoting it.
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Final Fantasy XVI (also known as Xenoblade 4 in Japan)
This game told me to get on the bed like a dog and stay in that position for a couple of minutes while it got some things as it slowly walked out the door. My eyes, anxiously, were glued to bed frame wondering what these-
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Not for nothing but this robot got crazy stroke game
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Assworld
I didn't play the game but when I read an overview of it I thought I could build Gunplas with my boys online when I read "guns" but that is, in fact, not the case at all. That's two Mickeys for you
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I am glad that Final Fantasy II finally has some competition.
"Final Fantasy 16 already feels like it could be one of the best games in the series." Read our latest hands-on impressions:
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if santa gives me coal tomorrow i'm turning his reindeers into venison cream cheese stuffed crescent rolls i'm not fucking around this year
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jack black makes a good bowser but chris needs to get pummeled for that mario voice
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