Lana Tufo
@LanaTufo
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I bought some new shoes.. I just hope my legacy matches. A&E Flip Wars - Wednesdays @ 10PM
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We stopped checking for monsters under our beds when we realized they were inside of us.
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Whoever thinks I'm a bad actress has never seen me pretend to try to hold an elevator.
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Sometimes the person you would be willing to take a bullet for is the one holding the gun.
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I'm pretty much destined for greatness... I'm just pacing myself so I don't freak you out.
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I'm writing this to let you know that I almost never think of you anymore.
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How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but the light bulb has to WANT to change.
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"It's a far gone lullaby - Sung many years ago - Mama, Mama, many worlds I've come - Since I first left home"
@GratefulQuotes
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I don’t care what you think about me. I don’t think about you at all.
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Thank you
#2012LondonOlympics
for all your motivational commercials making me feel like shit as I sit here eating spaghettios & tweeting.
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Its funny how sometimes you find a friend in the last person you'd expect, yet the ones you actually call "friend" act the furthest from it.
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History teaches us that men & nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives
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I never make plans until I already know how I'm getting out of them.
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I have PMS, ADD, and OCD. I want to kill you, but I can't focus on that right now, I have to go wash my hands.
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Change is never easy... You fight to hold on, you fight to let go…
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I pray for world peace, marriage equality, and the iPhone 6 to erase "ducking" from autocorrect. Dream big.
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How come people who don't own a TV are always so fucking desperate to tell you
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From the Peninsula rooftop to the ER... Well this night took a turn 😐
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God I hate when applications have a "bio" section. "I'm a self-hating genius, sarcasm specialist, & all around meanie head." Move along now.
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I don't give a shit what Ryan Lochte would do. Go away. Can you do that?
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I'm missing your laugh- how did it break? & when did your eyes begin to look fake? I hope you're as happy as you're pretending... -dashboard
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Me and a legend. Oh yeah, and Bryan Cranston.
@LangstonF
#BreakingBad
#alltheway
#LBJ
#BryanCranston
http://t.co/RA0qSV9Wpd
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After the 3rd sneeze, don't expect a "bless you." Get your shit together.
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I hope so too!
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Sucks when you know something's going to end bad from the beginning
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Girl stalking my brother begging him to take a red eye to see her after he's ignored her for 3 years = LOL. You really need to get a life.
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@888buynfix
@lexiwilltell
He may be a coconut head but he’s my favorite coconut head in all of the world
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If I ever get shot.. My last words will be ".....Timothy Tebow did it."
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More sad celebrity news. Justin Bieber was found alive in his home this morning.
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"Gratitude is a very expensive gift. Don't expect it from cheap people."
#truth
#valuable
#unfortunate
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Today I was fortunate to speak to 3 true friends. The fact that I have them is a blessing in&of itself!
@alexisbis
@JacquelineLani
@CMVICINI
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Not to brag, but I've pretty much perfected not knowing when to stop.
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A New Yorker's two least favorite words... "Signal" and "Error" 😡
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I guess that all you've got is all you're gonna get. So much for, so much more.
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Can't even go back to sleep because that last nightmare took the cake for the night.
#exhausted
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Dear couple holding hands, taking up the entire sidewalk: I'm coming through, and you're letting go.
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@lawyerthoughts
Paramour is one of my favorite legal terms... I consider it a fancy way of saying "side bitch."
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“You’re a mess, I confess, I despise you in the best kind of way.” ― Coco J. Ginger
http://t.co/zmHAyDmb
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@Stefb757
@FlipWars
@888buynfix
Laura is a fellow flipper, and while the series doesn’t follow her flips, she is still a part of our circle and supports our open houses & projects. The series only follows the flips us 3 groups win 😊
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"But if I cross the street at normal speed then everyone will think I value my safety & say I'm not cool!" -Ppl who take their time crossing
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Sometimes, a person proves to be all three in one... RT
@carrieswagshaw
friends, frenemies and enemies...
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Girl next to me on the train just asked her friend if she heard that "Che Guevara like, died?" 😐 Yup. Officially lost all faith in humanity.
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If you don’t know where you’re going,
Any road will take you there.
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Note to Self: It’s time to grow up and act like an adult.
Self to Note: Shut the fuck up.
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Seriously, who came up with the concept for the movie Taken 2? "We have your ex-wife..." "K thanks." *Roll Credits*
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NO THANKS FELICIA RT
@georgeedward_
@LanaTufo
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"And I think I may have found me my own little paradise..." 💭
#zacbrownband
#paddleboarding
#ocean
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http://t.co/lPakOYTihD
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#NYFW
with jacquelinelani 😍 Getting the
#hair
did by
@bradleystylenyc
with
@ali_tufo
💇
#nyc
#fashion
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http://t.co/ga1IHBeQ90
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Congratulations on your net loss, guy who drove 11 miles for cheaper gas.
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No, Facebook "friend" I do not want to play Treasure Isle, Bubble Island, Castleville, Coasterville, Farmville, or any fucking ville w/ you.
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'Fuck' is a four letter word... So is 'Love.' Fuck is a curse... So is Love.
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Patron, popcorn, & the
#BlingRing
with
@alexisbis
🎥 RT
@alexisbis
Wednesday, right? 👯
@lanatufo
#shots
#patron
#nyc
http://t.co/LJUGBKNxEM
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@MaraliGrace
Haha he’s the best! It was August and 96 degrees that day. They said I could put my hair back as long as it was done on camera. So Ang took the wheel!
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@juliejules14
😘 less thirst, more hunger.
#nyc
#broadway
#breakingbad
#bryancranston
#girls
#sisters
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http://t.co/Rs8gUA7bWY
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Our sinful lifestyles, our evil ways, make it such a playground for fallen angels.
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Sleep paralysis as an adult has caused me to learn to "half sleep" through the entire night. Shittiest sleep ever. Redefining "one eye open"
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Never into Winnie the Pooh when I was young. He was a little too soft for the kid. & his depressing ass attention-seeking friend. No thanks.
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Deleting my twitter. Missing all my college friends & the meaningful people in my life. If you're 1 of them, you'll stay connected to my fb.
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Been eating
@WildBillsJerky
for 20 yrs now & can finally use their recipe to mimic some homemade w/ my dehydrator! Next up snap pea crisps 😁
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