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This how super hero’s beat up villains & leave them for the police
Man gets taped to a pole after being accused for allegedly touching minors.. 😭
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Niggas listened to a dance album in bed at 1am talkin bout they not feeling it
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The entire DC & PG area is utterly disgusted by the idea of y’all
calling ski masks “Shiesty’s”
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“
@CBSNews
: BREAKING NEWS: 2 officers have been shot outside the Ferguson, Missouri police headquarters”
http://t.co/t7GUbBbChD
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If you FT a girl and her whole squad over Please for the love of Christ.. Please hang up before you get flamed beyond your wildest dreams
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Asake’s concert had the lights on the entire time, looked like my grandfathers wake keeping
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@_SaintParis
Thanks for letting me drive your Ferrari to my wedding bro really appreciate it 💪🏾 💯
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You rl picked up your phone, looked in the camera like Forest Whittaker, & uploaded it to the internet
No cap these really be giving me that last boost of energy in the gym 🔋🔋
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They said it’s a gas shortage so Americans drove straight to the gas station to finish the job
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Soulja Boy really dissed Quavo. It's time as the Black Community to trade Soulja Boy away for a future 2nd round draft pick.
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Reality: This is someone’s friend
sneak dissing them on social media
Y’all ever met someone who’s ALWAYS going through something? Lmao that shit not healthy to even be around man. Gah damn
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Ima lock the doors to Lost Society next Sunday & see how y’all react
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Hemp over backwoods? This why I be facing
I just had to pre roll cause I’m so sick of rolling every night 😭
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When the pack hit you harder than everyone else and your focusing on not dying
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McDonald’s only edible when you’re drunk, high, broke or all three.
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All this evil around during pregnancy goin make her give birth to Majin Buu
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We need a new Rae Sremmurd album for a culture reset, life be good when they have new music out & I can’t explain why
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This what my 3 year old nephew wore on his birthday
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*Item doesn’t scan*
Customer: “Ha, might as well
make it free.”
Me:
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“L A M B O E F F E C T”
on the way, Stop pressing me damn.
#LamboEffect
#BoughtEverything
#StoreWalk
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Have a safe Flight bro ✈️
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This the wildest quote thread I’ve seen in a minute
BANK ATM TECH ROBBED AT GUNPOINT: 1000 Bl. of Largo Center Dr. Lake Arbor, MD.
@PGPDNews
on scene investigating an armed robbery with an ATM tech having their possessions taken by two individuals with atleast one armed with a gun.
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When you get curved at a party and you looking around for witnesses
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@BoredAF21714324
That’s impossible everyone in the area knows DMV is huge in basketball talent
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Ya’ll too cool for me lmao it’s like real life interaction is fading away
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Fuck a date I'll get this for my damn self.
Chick fil a taking Valentine's Day to a whole new level, honestly I've never wanted anything more.
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I’m so drunk if a nigga asked me to solve a math problem I’d beat the shìt out of him
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Niggas in the DMV will see you at functions for 10 years & yet act like they’ve never seen you before
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Me while my friends are waiting in the car for me to come outside.
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DC niggas will really turn a perfectly nice jay of OG into a cigarette mo.
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When it’s 12:02 and your direct deposit hasn’t hit your account yet.
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Ya'll put on a bape jacket and think the rest of your fit don't matter.
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Can’t even see these chains without reaction band
161 years ago today, slavery in the District was eliminated, and 3,100 enslaved people were freed. DC's Emancipation Day holiday commemorates this.
#EmancipationDay
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20 raccoon ankles is crazy
This is why I’m fat, I ordered 10pc lemon pepper wings and they sent me a 20pc lol
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What if the gov starts punishing people who illegally stream a movie by deleting it from their memories like Mr Krabs
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Chris brown can really do any dance.. Someone stop him before it's too late
http://t.co/b6BNHlidlS
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Whole kill is when you tolerate shit that goes against your morals you fucking up ya face card
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Winning 30 dollars
Niggas be putting $2 on a 6 leg to win $30… fuck are you doing my nigga
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