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Baker Mayfield woke up feeling DANGEROUS 😳. 8/22 🔥🔥🔥🔥.100 passing yards 🤯🤯🤯🤯.2 interceptions 😱😱😱😱.1 fumble 🐐 🐐 🐐 🐐 .3 points 😳😳😳😳.13.4 pass ratings 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥.L .
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NFL teams record by last 10 years:. 1) NE (123-19).2) PIT (103-56-1).3) GB (100-58-2).4) NO (100-60).5) SEA (94-65-1).6) BAL (93-67).7) ATL (91-69).8) DEN (90-70).T9) IND, PHI, DAL (89-71). If you don’t see your NFL team there, then you have no room to talk shit.
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Top 5 most overrated QB in the NFL:.1) Baker Mayfield.2) Jared Goff.3) Dak Prescott.4) Phillip Rivers.5) Kirk Cousins. Top 5 most underrated QB in the NFL:.1) Lamar Jackson.2) Deshaun Watson.3) Carson Wentz.4) Josh Allen.5) Kyler Murray . Thoughts?.
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Top 10 NFL teams with most wins since 2000 including NFL Playoffs . Patriots: 265.Steelers: 220.Colts: 209.Packers: 206.Ravens: 202.Eagles: 201.Seahawks: 194.Saints: 189.Broncos: 187.Cowboys: 169. If you don’t see your team here then your NFL team is poverty.
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NFL updated playoffs picture . 1) Patriots 10-1 1) 49ers 10-1.2) Ravens 8-2 2) Saints 9-2.3) Texans 7-4 3) Packers 8-3.4) Chiefs 7-4 4) Cowboys 6-5.5) Bills 8-3 5) Seahawks 9-2.6) Steelers 6-5 6) Vikings 8-3. RT if you still see your NFL team there.
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Top 5 best NFL fanbase: .1) Baltimore Ravens.2) Seattle Seahawks .3) Atlanta Falcons.4) Minnesota Vikings .5) Detroit Lions . Top 5 worst NFL fanbase: .1) Cleveland Browns.2) Pittsburgh Steelers.3) Philadelphia Eagles .4) Dallas Cowboys.5) New England Patriots . Thoughts?.
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Cam Newton is easily the most disrespected quarterback I’ve seen. No one can tell me otherwise.
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I hate when people say “Mahomes is better than Lamar”. “Lamar is better than Mahomes”. Just enjoy their greatness and they’re young. Patrick Mahomes (24) 2018 MVP .Lamar Jackson (23) soon to be 2019 MVP.
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@KFCBarstool Yes you right LeBron is a terrible father just because he cheered for his son. God you are not making any sense.
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If your NFL team is already eliminated, I think y’all should root for the Baltimore Ravens. Lamar Jackson needs a Super Bowl ring.
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Top 5 most overrated QBs in the NFL:.1) Baker Mayfield.2) Dak Prescott.3) Mitch Trubisky.4) Kirk Cousins.5) Jared Goff . Top 5 most underrated QBs in the NFL:.1) Deshaun Watson.2) Lamar Jackson.3) Carson Wentz.4) Russell Wilson .5) Aaron Rodgers. Thoughts?.
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Super Bowl champions for AFC North:. Steelers: (6) .• 1974.• 1975.• 1978.• 1979.• 2005.• 2008. Ravens: (2) .• 2000 .• 2012 . Browns: (2) .• Week 4 vs. Ravens.• Week 11 vs. Steelers.
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Top 5 most overrated NFL team: .1) Cleveland Browns.2) Philadelphia Eagles.3) San Francisco 49ers .4) Seattle Seahawks.5) Green Bay Packers . Top 5 most underrated NFL team: .1) Atlanta Falcons.2) Minnesota Vikings.3) Los Angeles Rams.4) Chicago Bears.5) Dallas Cowboys. Thoughts?.
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NFL playoffs teams: . • Baltimore Ravens .• New England Patriots .• Kansas City Chiefs .• Houston Texans .• Buffalo Bills .• San Francisco 49ers .• New Orleans Saints .• Green Bay Packers .• Seattle Seahawks .• Minnesota Vikings . RT if you see your NFL team here.
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Lakers fans thinking they can get Russell Westbrook for Kyle Kuzma, KCP, Harrell, and FRP is hilarious as fuck. Sad ass fanbase.
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NFL updated playoffs picture . AFC: NFC:.1) Ravens 1) Saints.2) Patriots 2) Seahawks.3) Texans 3) Packers.4) Chiefs 4) Cowboys.5) Bills 5) 49ers .6) Steelers 6) Vikings. What a bad week for 49ers fans.
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Top 10 most slandered for NFL QB (no order): .1) Lamar Jackson .2) Carson Wentz.3) Dak Prescott.4) Aaron Rodgers .5) Ben Roethlisberger.6) Tom Brady.7) Baker Mayfield.8) Mitch Trubisky.9) Cam Newton.10) Phillip Rivers.
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@marlon_humphrey @kyledhamilton_ You signed 97 million dollars contracts to become a shutdown corner not a troll corner.
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If you born on. January: not elite .February: not elite .March: not elite.April: ELITE.May: ELITE.June: ELITE.July: ELITE.August: ELITE.September: not elite.October: not elite.November: not elite.December: not elite.
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I promise you no one thinks TJ Watt is better than Myles Garrett.
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My EARLY 2020-21 NFL Playoffs. AFC NFC.1) Ravens 1) Saints.2) Chiefs 2) 49ers.3) Bills 3) Vikings .4) Colts 4) Cowboys.5) Patriots 5) Rams.6) Titans 6) Buccaneers . Thoughts?.
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REGULAR SZN OVER! . NFL PLAYOFFS‼️. AFC NFC.1) Ravens 1) 49ers.2) Chiefs 2) Packers .3) Patriots 3) Saints.4) Texans 4) Eagles.5) Bills 5) Seahawks.6) Titans 6) Vikings . RT if you see your team!.
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Ranking Super Bowl winner from best to worst this decade . 1) 2014 Seahawks .2) 2016 Broncos.3) 2013 Ravens .4) 2018 Eagles.5) 2010 Saints.6) 2012 Giants .7) 2011 Packers.8) 2017 Patriots .9) 2015 Patriots .10) 2019 Patriots . Thoughts?.
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Lamar Jackson this season: .• 3,127 passing yards .• 1,206 rushing yards .• 2 perfect passer ratings .• TD passes leader.• 14 wins (franchise record) .• Pro Bowl leading.• MVP . Haters: . Lamar lost in the playoffs when it wasn’t his fault . Haters: LMFAOOO 0-2. Smh 🤦🏽♂️.
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The greatest draft you’ve ever seen . 2018 Baltimore Ravens Draft: .1 & 25: Hayden Hurst .1 & 32: Lamar Jackson .3 & 83: Orlando Brown.3 & 86: Mark Andrews .4 & 122: Kenny Young (traded for Marcus Peters) .4 & 132: Jaleel Scott.6 & 190: DeShon Elliott.6 & 215: Bradley Bozeman.
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STEELERS ARE THE WORST 11-0 TEAM IN THE NFL HISTORY LMAOOOOOOOOO.
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Lamar Jackson vs. Patrick Mahomes this season: . Comp%: Lamar Jackson.Passing: Patrick Mahomes.QBR: Lamar Jackson.TD passes: Jackson.Rushing: Jackson.Rushing TDs: Jackson.Interception: Mahomes (less than 1).Y/A: Mahomes by having .5 yards more.Win: Lamar Jackson. just saying. .
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Top 10 best rivalries in sports. 1) Ravens vs Steelers.2) UNC vs Duke.3) Celtics vs Lakers.4) Red Sox vs Yankees.5) Cowboys vs Eagles.6) Ohio State vs Michigan.7) Astros vs Dodgers.8) Cowboys vs Redskins.9) Bears vs Packers .10) Browns vs Finishing with winning record. No order.
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Best quarterback in each division: . AFC North: Lamar Jackson.AFC East: Sam Darnold .AFC South: Deshaun Watson.AFC West: Patrick Mahomes. NFC North: Aaron Rodgers.NFC East: Dak Prescott.NFC South: Drew Brees .NFC West: Russell Wilson.
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