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Just posting and leaving 🤭
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Love it here #Hawaii
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I’ve turned into a gym rat and I love it 😈
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Hey Siri, play pretty brown by lil baby/rylo
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2 months
Only In your dreams
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3 months
1 of 1 and yk it
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3 months
Sushi is the way to my heart 🍣
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@Lalonzo31
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7 months
Feeling the pressure but thriving in it ✨
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@Lalonzo31
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@Lalonzo31
2 years
Some open house necessities include… iced coffee and balloons 🤩🏡 #realtorlife
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4 months
It’s hot 🥵
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3 months
Bruh I post a pic and get 50+ followers 🤣 did I just find out the secret sauce or what
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@Lalonzo31
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10 months
Chapina más chingona 🇬🇹
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@Lalonzo31
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Don’t mind me, just updating my “this is her” pics 😮‍💨💋 #realtor
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@Lalonzo31
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@Lalonzo31
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Untouchable, Unbothered & Unforgettable 💋
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3 months
Im still his favorite view ❤️‍🔥
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@Lalonzo31
2 years
Love when my iPhone takes android quality pics 🙄
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@Lalonzo31
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@Lalonzo31
2 years
Dirty mirror chronicles 🤪😭
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@Lalonzo31
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@Lalonzo31
2 years
I passed my real estate exam so a celebratory blunt is needed 😛😛
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3 months
I can’t believe I’m not asleep rn, I’m going to regret it in the AM🥴
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@Lalonzo31
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2 years
I reciprocate the same energy you give me, don’t like it? Check yourself first lol
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@Lalonzo31
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@Lalonzo31
3 years
Passed my real estate exam tho ✅
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3 months
Wait I’m so behind bc I haven’t kept up w X but YOU CANT SEE SOMEONES LIKES ANYMORE !?
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@Lalonzo31
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@Lalonzo31
3 years
Missing my paradise 🦋
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@Lalonzo31
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@Lalonzo31
2 years
Hey guys this is my linktree that has all my socials with new updates on homes, apts and all things real estate ! It also has a quick questionnaire for when you are ready to take the leap of faith with me to help you find your dream home or investment 🫶🏽
_lesliealonzo | Instagram, Facebook, TikTok | Linktree

Linktree. Make your link do more.

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2 years
Y’all follow me on TikTok for more 🔥 content ! @lesliealonzo03 🫶🏽
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3 months
Yall follow me on TikTok @ lesliealonzo03 🤪
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2 years
You’ll see me on a billboard soon
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3 months
Island hopping in Hawaii is the way to do it
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@Lalonzo31
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@Lalonzo31
1 year
As my friend, I expect you to have the human decency and respect to come to me and let me know if you have any issues so we can both understand what’s going on.. and if you don’t see it like that, then clearly we’re not on the same page on how we value one another
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@Lalonzo31
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1 year
Gained 2 pounds so I’m thick now, Talk to me nice thxx
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Damn I miss the old twitter fr
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@Lalonzo31
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2 years
When people find out I’m a double scorpio they lose their shit and I’m just like but I’m chill tho I promise 🥴🤣
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@Lalonzo31
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@Lalonzo31
2 years
Im so excited for Thailand…. It’s not in the near future but def in the next 2 years I’ll be eating the best street food I’ve ever had
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@Lalonzo31
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@Lalonzo31
3 years
Little piece of heaven on earth
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@Lalonzo31
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@Lalonzo31
2 years
Ima have a new pair of tits next year before my bday, I’m calling it rn
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@Lalonzo31
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@Lalonzo31
3 years
I’ve said it before but ima say it again… I want my man to tattoo my face on him and I give him 5 years 🤝
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@Lalonzo31
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@Lalonzo31
2 years
I want to be a personal chef for my family and friends so best believe I’m going to culinary school 😈😈
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@Lalonzo31
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@Lalonzo31
2 years
Also if you guys didn’t already know I’m going to be transitioning this profile as my business page so just a heads up ! Lol
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@Lalonzo31
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@Lalonzo31
2 years
Pet peeve when people tell me they “got me for life” but don’t really mean it like I would’ve ran someone over for you, but not no mores
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@Lalonzo31
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@Lalonzo31
3 years
I just had three females lift up my car because I got my tire stuck in a ditch lmao and man I swear to God I ain’t ever been so impressed
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@Lalonzo31
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@Lalonzo31
3 years
Lmfaooo y’all
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@Lalonzo31
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@Lalonzo31
2 years
Yes ma’am 🫡 As of today my fee has gone up so pay me for my Worth and nothing less. Thank you.
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don’t ever forget your worth 😌
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@Lalonzo31
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@Lalonzo31
2 years
My man has had his (cowboys vs 49ers) Sunday fit ready since TUESDAY 🤣🤣
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@Lalonzo31
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@Lalonzo31
2 years
IM SO ANXIOUS GUYS I HOPE MY CLIENTS GET THIS HOUSE 🫣😭😭
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@Lalonzo31
2 years
This man spend $500 worth of OF subscriptions and he’s gunna call the bank saying he didn’t do all of them lmfaooo sir
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@Lalonzo31
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@Lalonzo31
2 years
I passed my national exam… brb gunna go ugly cry
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@Lalonzo31
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@Lalonzo31
2 years
I love watching people appreciate and embrace my Guatemalan culture bc there isn’t many people that know we exist lol
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@Lalonzo31
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@Lalonzo31
2 years
😘😘
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@Lalonzo31
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2 years
I don’t even eat KFC like that but I woke up in the mood for a few chicken littles 🤣
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@Lalonzo31
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@Lalonzo31
2 years
STARVING and I’m not just talking about food 😤
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@Lalonzo31
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2 years
I 🫶🏽 all my friends, they are all so supportive 🥹
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@Lalonzo31
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@Lalonzo31
3 years
If Pam and Mikey don’t come see me this year, Ima have to drop them cuzzzzzzzzz it’s been overdue for years
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@Lalonzo31
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@Lalonzo31
2 years
Even tho little things go wrong, I’m honestly extremely happy and fortunate
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@Lalonzo31
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3 months
Traveling all month of August is insane but such a blessing 🥹🫶🏽
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@Lalonzo31
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@Lalonzo31
2 years
I NEED to invest into a camera bc Ik id take $ making shots 💅🏽
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@Lalonzo31
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@Lalonzo31
2 years
I see a vacation in my near future 🙈
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@Lalonzo31
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@Lalonzo31
3 months
@g_maryjanee Ty babyyy 🫂
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@Lalonzo31
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@Lalonzo31
2 years
I’m ready to be the best me
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@Lalonzo31
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@Lalonzo31
2 years
An aguachile would be so bomb rn 🤤🤤
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@Lalonzo31
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@Lalonzo31
2 years
I hate the fact I can’t smoke in MY house :(
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@Lalonzo31
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@Lalonzo31
2 years
Quick invite for you guys to come to the open houses I will be hosting this weekend! Feel free to stop by to have a quick chat and see what these great homes are all about. I will be at the Glenn Heights property Saturday 1-3pm and in Grand Prairie Sunday 1-3pm. See you there!
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@Lalonzo31
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@Lalonzo31
2 years
These 4 shots of patron got me feelin prettier 😅😛
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@Lalonzo31
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@Lalonzo31
2 years
Choosing a company to work for is honestly one of the toughest decisions I’ve had in years 🥵
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@Lalonzo31
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@Lalonzo31
2 years
waiting for some balloons for my open house & there was a guy waiting for some for his 23rd anniversary, everyone was congratulating him bc yanno 23 years is a long time…then tell me why this man started asking about my body… sir fuck you, Your wife deserves better!
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@Lalonzo31
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@Lalonzo31
2 years
Every day is a learning experience but dang 🥴😅
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@Lalonzo31
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2 years
I want to be smoking a blunt on a white sandy beach 😭
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@Lalonzo31
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@Lalonzo31
2 years
I can’t get over that I lost my kobe container that holds my green…. I’ve been holding onto it since 2016…. Bruh I’m so sad lmaoo
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@Lalonzo31
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@Lalonzo31
2 years
I love this weather bc I can hotbox my car and watch the rain hit my sunroof
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@Lalonzo31
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@Lalonzo31
3 years
Need a trip to cali soon 🥴
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@Lalonzo31
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@Lalonzo31
2 years
3 story townhome with a large deck that has panoramic views of Uptown Dallas! Message me for more details 🏠🤝🏽
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@Lalonzo31
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@Lalonzo31
14 days
Why you talking about me like that on here 🥴
@1Fetti_
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Them realtor bitches be worst than them bottle girls, I slid up on one calling them cute and she gonna reply saying “ok buy a house from me” like bro??? 😭😭😭
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@Lalonzo31
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@Lalonzo31
2 years
I got my 🐱 sucked on so good last night all I can think about is what 5 star meal Ima cook my man
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@Lalonzo31
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@Lalonzo31
2 years
No bs I love the fact my man isn’t photogenic until it’s time for us to take a pic lmao
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@Lalonzo31
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@Lalonzo31
1 year
Things are just going to up from here
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@Lalonzo31
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@Lalonzo31
2 years
Not me doing it intentionally so I can rub up on my mans di…🤣
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Bro nothing makes me cringe more than when I see a couple sitting on the same side of the booth 😭
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@Lalonzo31
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@Lalonzo31
3 years
I’ve been looking for my Yeezy slides for a good three months now and today is the day I remembered that I gave them to Pam lmaoo
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@Lalonzo31
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@Lalonzo31
1 year
You need to want better for yourself
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@Lalonzo31
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@Lalonzo31
1 year
If you ever need me, come see me
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@Lalonzo31
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@Lalonzo31
2 years
I’m soooo nervous for my state exam man but I can actually say I feel some confidence as well 😖😖
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@Lalonzo31
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@Lalonzo31
1 year
Damn bbg @ me next time 😏
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@Lalonzo31
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@Lalonzo31
1 year
Come correct plz we’re grown
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@Lalonzo31
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@Lalonzo31
3 months
LOVE IT HERRRRREEEE
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@Lalonzo31
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@Lalonzo31
2 years
As much as my man makes me wanna stick him in the face, the love we have overcomes alla that lmaoo
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@Lalonzo31
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@Lalonzo31
2 years
I just need to go an Asian buffet and go crazy 🥴🥴
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@Lalonzo31
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@Lalonzo31
2 years
Need dat
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2 years
Yesterday I had a blunt sitting next to a river bed as I saw the full moon rise, and it’s exactly what I needed
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@Lalonzo31
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@Lalonzo31
2 years
Going on a thanksgiving walk to make more room for more meals 🥴
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@Lalonzo31
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@Lalonzo31
1 year
Matt and I broke up but I swear to god if any of y’all hurt that man, I’m coming after you…
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@Lalonzo31
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@Lalonzo31
2 years
Where the hell is my income tax check @
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@Lalonzo31
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@Lalonzo31
2 years
Daaaamnn some aguachiles would be fire rn
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@Lalonzo31
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@Lalonzo31
3 years
They literally have all the shrieks on Netflix 🥹🥹
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@Lalonzo31
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@Lalonzo31
2 years
Wish daddy would just pay for my penthouse downtown while I just lived life lol
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@Lalonzo31
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3 years
Like Ma’am are you trying to poison me or be my friend lol
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