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Just Senators hockey. Commentary, Community, and Content. 📍Ottawa. I am merely a conduit of the streets #SenatorsStocks #SensSwears #MiniDorion #GoSensGo
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What on god's green earth is this ref doing?! Kicks the puck TO the Bruins player. My lord.
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How do you not love this kid? He’d making hockey great again. Sportsnet in shambles that they can’t talk about the big Lubushkin acquisition for another 24 hours because Rempe just put him in the shadow realm
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Tkachuk crew is completely fired up. Brady has a child on his shoulders. Lord have mercy
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🚨FREE JERSEY GIVEAWAY!🚨
I will be giving away a pro-stitch Thomas Chabot Adidas jersey
To enter to win:
- Follow me
- RT & Like this tweet 🔁♥️
- Comment your jersey size below💬
I will randomly select the winner on Saturday, April 1st before the Sens vs Leafs game
#GoSensGo
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I mean, Adam Ruzicka realistically was trying to send that video to someone via DM and accidentally put it on his story. Dumbass move, but you kinda gotta feel for the guy.
People love a good downfall but my thoughts are with Adam as he now has to deal with bottomed out
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@OriginalYoni
@Schwarzenegger
Did anyone else read "Wow This is Fantastic" in Arnold's voice?
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🎁T'IS THE SEASON GIVEAWAY!🎁
To celebrate this Holiday season, I'll be giving away an authentic Senators jersey of YOUR choice🎅
To be entered:
1. Follow me
@LalimesMartian
2. Retweet & Like this tweet🔄♥️
4. Comment your choice💬
The winner will be selected on December 25th!
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@IanKennedyCK
You must be engagement farming again. There's no way this is your real opinion.
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Andy Strickland on Cam and Strick today said it’s likely “5 players” will be facing NHL suspensions for their involvement in the 2018 WJC sexual assault scandal. Said he knows the names but won’t say them now.
“Some significant names” 👀
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Leafs and Sens fans arguing and using 'team success' as a 'gotcha' is like two idiots humping a doorknob.
We both stink. Neither team has won the cup in the modern NHL.
"At least we make playoffs" vs. "We've won more series since you started making it" is not an argument
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Brady Tkachuk scores with his sister Taryn in the stands. She goes to University of Virginia and is on a field hockey scholarship
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CLAUDE GIROUX HITS 1,000 CAREER NHL POINTS‼️
The Sens clear the bench to celebrate. Congrats G! 🎉
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The Melnyk daughters are on either side of Captain Brady Tkachuk in this year's Sens team pic.
Nice to see.
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Cool moment from last night's warmup. Can't confirm what was said obviously. But I'm assuming Watson had some sage advice/words of encouragement for Vrana who was recently admitted into the league player assistance program.
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If you look into Brenden Gallagher's bald spot close enough, you can actually see Tim Stützle living rent free.
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For any non-Senators fans wondering how Jake Sanderson got 8x8 ... Listen to me right now. This kid is a stud and the org just got ahead of a breakout year.
Skates like the wind. Moves the puck insanely well. Is strong defensively already and his offensive potential hasn't even
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Zub didn’t even do anything. Fuck Perron. Fuck the whole city of Detroit and Debrincat tooo
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Brady Tkachuk just scored his first career hat trick on Daniel Alfredsson’s birthday for his 11th of the year.
Hockey is poetry.
#GoSensGo
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Say what you will about this. I fucking LOVE what Tim Stützle does here. He's been getting verbally and physically abused all game and he decides to man up and drop the mitts.
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Per the streets, Michael Andlauer is set to become the next owner of the Ottawa Senators.
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We did it, folks.
I never thought this day would ever actually come, but after 3 years and 4 months of committing to the twitter game, I've reached 10K followers.
I could have never done it without the amazing support of this amazing community. I can't wait to keep this train
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This is actually wild, but we can’t still be surprised about Leafs bias on Sportsnet. Guaranteed if it was the Leaf getting crosschecked in the head/neck Jenn would be singing a different tune.
This was Jennifer Botterill on January 3rd of this year. Incredible how 5 weeks can change an opinion.
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No plans this Saturday night? I have 2 tickets to the Sens vs Lightnight game at 7pm that I'm giving away.
300 Level. 1st row.
To enter for a chance to win:
- Follow me
- Like & RT this post
- Tag the person in the comments you're going to bring
I'll announce the winner
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Matt Murray could earn his money and the undying respect of this fan base forever simply by goalie fighting Aaron Dell tonight and winning.
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BOOM! 💥
What a huge hit by Ridly Greig. Shit eater. DAWG.
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Biznasty calling me 'a legitimate Ottawa Senators jock-sniffing account' on today's pod 😂😂😂
Fuck my life.
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Ottawa's top 4 before acquiring Jakob Chychrun:
Chabot - Zub
Sanderson - Hamonic
Ottawa's top 4 after acquiring Jakob Chychrun:
Chabot - Zub
Sanderson - Hamonic
LOL WHAT ARE WE DOING
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I said this before last years draft, and I'll say it again as a reminder:
This is the biggest day of these kids' lives. Please don't be dicks about it if your team ends up drafting someone you weren't expecting.
Be welcoming, excited, and supportive, they're only 18.
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Here's an idea for tonight. Instead of pointing out the one or two mistakes Chabot might make tonight - Let's point out the 20 other good things he does out there, Sound good?
No way I let him become a whipping boy. Nuh uh.
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Sens just developed a player for 4 years and lost him for nothing. What a blunder.
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Per the streets, It seems the 'hometown novelty' has mostly worn off for Jakob Chychrun and his camp in Ottawa. Hearing his interest in being a Sen long-term has diminished greatly.
Very unlikely that he extends, far more likely that he's dealt before becoming a UFA
#GoSensGo
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Pierre Dorion will be relieved of his duties as Senators GM. Per the Streets.
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How long until Brady Tkachuk decides he doesn’t want to waste his career in Ottawa?
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I have never seen anything like this before. I'm not even mad, I'm just impressed that a guy is so shamelessly bias.
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OK Folks, We have a VERY sexy giveaway for you all.
We have TWO 100 Level Tickets to NEXT Sat night's Sens vs Leafs game up for grabs for 1 lucky winner!
All you have to do to be entered to win is:
- RT + Like this tweet
- Follow Me
@LalimesMartian
AND
@MarcSavvy
Good luck!
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The coverage of this game by that Sportnet panel was beyond embarrassing. On their knees for the Leafs for 2 intermissions and could barely bring themselves to credit the Sens for the W after the game.
All they know is the Leafs so that's all they talk about (excluding
Ha. Sportsnet leading the post-game coverage with the predictable question, "Did the Senators really get the win or did the Leafs give it up?" Click.
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Korpisalo bringing back the Martian 👀👀👀
New fave goalie alert.
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Sens should trade for Aaron Dell, bury him on the Taxi Squad and just fire high heat off his bucket for the next 5 months.
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Congrats to Senators D-Man Tyler 'K-Train' Kleven on winning the Jonathan Pitre award as the hardest working Senator at Dev Camp.
BIG things coming from this stud 💥🚂
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This is literally horrendous. I'd rather they just keep him and let him walk in Free Agency so I could at least watch good players.
Ottawa retains 50 percent on Tarasenko in the trade with Florida.
Going to Ottawa from Florida:
2024 4th RD pick (which becomes 2026 3rd RD pick if Panthers win Cup)
2025 3rd Rd pick
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Jake Sanderson says he saw guys like Timmy Brady and Norris make the long term commitment to the team and it made him easy to do the same. Said he wants to win the Stanley cup in Ottawa.
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There is no cuter bromance in the NHL right now than Brady Tkachuk and Tim Stützle
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Daniel Alfredsson and Shane Pinto working together on the ice at Sensplex this morning
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First it was 'I need to see how it goes with ownership'
Then it was 'I don't want to sign long-term in Canada'
Right now, it's pretty clear it was actually 'I Don't want to play for the Senators'
See you soon you little shrimp. Not wanting to be part of this group is insane.
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Let's give this guy a warm welcome tonight, Ottawa.
And more importantly, let's get this W.
#WhoWantsIt
?!
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Felt cute, might spark a rivalry that’s been dead for 15 years and create the dialogue that takes over the hockey world later by being a beautiful little shit eater later, I don’t know.
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I would just like to remind the Ottawa Senators' young core that if they deliver us to the promise land, we will deliver you the best atmosphere you've ever played in in your life.
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I’d like to thank DJ Smith for his years of service as head coach. Great guy. Players backed him. But he would have never got it done.
Time to turn these boys into men. Bring in Craig ‘Chief’ Berube or Patrick Roy.
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What the FUCK Nick Suzuki. Blatant knee-on-knee on Tim Stützle. Dirt. Thank god Timmy is young and flexible.
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@FriedgeHNIC
How is that possible? One of the most dangerous and blatantly intentional dirty hits to the head I've ever seen. They had the opportunity to set a precedent. What a miserable fail by the DPS.
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Honestly not trying to be that guy but the streets are absolutely bringing some noise right now. Stay tuned 👀
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I’m firmly on the fire DJ Smith side of things at this point. Almost impossible not to be.
The team won’t win until it happens and time is slipping away far too fast.
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Nothing better than beating the Leafs to go on a streak. Great way to finish the job
Stützle 📈📈📈 - 4-point night, buzzin. 🚨🍎🍎🍎
Giroux 📈📈📈 - 2G, 1A 🚨🚨🍎
Joseph 📈📈📈 - 3A 🍎🍎🍎
Kubalik 📈📈 - 2G 🚨🚨
Chychrun 📈 - 1G, 1A 🚨🍎
#SenatorsStocks
#GoSensGo
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Tarasenko deserves some love. They haven’t been going in from him lately, mainly because he’s been dealing with a sub NHL level Center until last night. But I’ve seen nothing but great body language from him all season. He’s a good Sen.
I don’t know where the misconception
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@TimCPeel20
I dunno, Tim. I think the fans love it and end of the day… that’s what it all about. Take the St.louis blinders off for a second
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Snoop Dogg talking about his potential ownership with the Ottawa Senators. Hard not to love his outlook.
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Nobody would want to adopt all of these issues. The NHL withholding the info about Pinto and dragging out this Dadonov thing until now absolutely REEKS.
Punishing Andlauer after he purchases this franchise without full disclosure is complete bullshit.
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The Ottawa Senators didn't sell at the deadline for the first time in 6 years.
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Remember when everyone was saying "Ya but Ottawa needs to jump 4 teams to get near a wildcard spot"
Well, guess what, they jumped 'em. DET fell off a cliff, BUF is skidding and FLA and WAS are barely hanging on. Eyes on NYI and PIT: Confident we can catch one or both. Keep goin
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HOLY CAPTAIN SHIT 👊👊
Brady Tkachuk just pounds the crap out of Dylan Strome after he lays a dirty hit on Jake Sanderson.
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If the Sens win tonight, I will give away a pro-stitched Thomas Chabot Jersey tomorrow.
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Staios literally laughs out loud at the idea of trading Tkachuk on the Got Yer' Back Pod today.
"We're literally building around Brady Tkachuk"
@ryanwhitney6
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Probably the most promising looking game we've seen all season.
Tarasenko📈📈📈 - 2G, 1A, +3 🚨🚨🍎, broke the draught
Tkachuk📈📈- 2G, +3, 8 SOG 🚨🚨
Batherson📈📈 - 1G, 2A 🚨🍎🍎
Giroux📈 - 1G, 1A, 6 SOG 🚨🍎
Zub📈📈 - 2A 🍎🍎
#SenatorsStocks
#GoSensGo
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🚨JUICY SENS TICKET GIVEAWAY! 🚨🎟️
We have TWO ROW A, 200 LEVEL tickets up for grabs for Monday the 29th vs Nashville!
To enter to win:
1. Follow BOTH
@sens_tickets
and
@LalimesMartian
2. Like and RT this post♥️🔄
3. Tag the person you're going to bring to the game in the
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@IanKennedyCK
You trying to make this a bigger story than it is for clicks is abhorrent reporting. Such a reach.
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Tim Stützle is on pace for 117 points, by the way. Just throwing that out there.
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Tarasenko Thanking Stützle after the empty net goal so wholesome
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