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BNHA • ST • FMA • TREK • SNK • MERLIN • WITCHER • GALLAVICH • HANNIBAL • 🐝🥝🏁 | ‘quiet rapture’, ‘blood moon’, ‘crybaby’ ✨🔞 35+
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📚🎁Lala's Reading Wishlist🎁📚
You don't have to do anything with it, but if you ever want to shoot a book my way in exchange for your own reading experience with me, then here's the place to be.
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This is not a spoiler but is recent through Bakugou’s entire story: he’s SUCH a sentimental sap. This is a teenage boy and yeah his armor is very thick and his coping mechanisms suck but ALSO he’s so. SO. Soft. And feels so deeply. And this is why I’ve always loved him.
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A HEALTHY attitude within a fandom space of reading free fanfic is Don't Like, Don't Comment. Don't Like, Click Away.
That's the most healthy way to engage in fandom & fic.
It has worked for decades at this point, and only in recent years has become a point of contention.
writer, artist, and other content creator moots — what are your thoughts on this? let's be polite and civil pls 🫶
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I remember being 13 or 14 when my mom told me, “Sex is fun. It should be for fun and because you want to be close with someone. If it’s not fun, you’re not enjoying it, or it’s not with someone you want to do it with, you shouldn’t be doing it.” To me, this was great advice.
On the concept of sex being "special:" Purity culture says that sex will only be special w your spouse, that it must be special the 1st time or you've failed, that it can't be special before marriage, & that it loses the ability to be special as you have new partners.
LIES.
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Deku: Can you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?
Todoroki: [crouches down]
Shinsou: [kneels]
Bakugou: [lies down on the floor]
Deku: Unbelievable.
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I just think it’s creepy behavior to bash peoples fics on the TL. Are they putting work out there & inevitably not everyone can like everything? Yes. Do we have to call out fics by name and invite others to casually rip apart a work someone has slaved over? Absolutely never.
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And if I write a story about these two boys’ relationship. . .who is to stop me.
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CANON Todoroki things:
✔️book smart
✔️not people smart
✔️100% oblivious to his looks
✔️concerned abt people being comfortable around him
✔️gullible
✔️thoughtful
✔️straight forward & overly literal
✔️trying so hard at people skills
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Shinsou, on his phone at 4 am: wow, a woman strangled her husband to death. Can you imagine just snapping like that?
Bakugou, trying to sleep next to him: yes
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“you come “this is my
here often?” fucking house”
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No, authors, you’re not imagining things. The amount of comments per fic or chapter you release is dropping consistently & exponentially in the past five years, even ten years. Comments & kudos are getting rarer and rarer. Don’t beat yourself up from worrying over their lack.
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Quiet Rapture Bakugou navigating the fucking relationship with Izuku while having to deal with the damage these idiots left behind be like:
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Bk: the fuck did u drink last night?
Dk: ugh dont remember. y?
Bk: u kept rippin out ur hair n trying to make people EAT UR POWER? everyone was so grossed out they left u in a corner where u played online chess in ur underwear
Dk: FUCK DID ANYONE EAT MY POWER
Bk: /WHAT/
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I actually do not know why people are so obsessed with NEEDING to comment their corrections and negative input on peoples' fics. I genuinely DO NOT KNOW why they think it's helpful. In what way is it helpful when it's not requested or necessary? Who're you helping? Your ego?
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Are you ready for my next BkDk one shot? ✨
Kindergarten teacher Deku X single dad Bakugou. It’s gonna be a RIDE.
Coming very soon. Just like Deku!
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@ fandom youngsters who are against 25+ in fandom: you... you realize the person who... created your original media is... AN ADULT? who enjoys the subject matter or else they wouldn’t have created FOR your ungrateful ass? don’t hurt yourself mulling over that one.
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Listen I know you don’t want to acknowledge reality but Deku is constantly wearing cargo shorts in his canon art and you’re just going to have to face your trauma.
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Totally unnecessary reminder that Deku could can and does pick up Bakugou to slam him into walls & hold him up. Sorry I don’t make the rules, Deku’s stacked bod does.
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My seven year old has discovered child-proof bottle caps and is absolutely enraged. She keeps screaming “HOW DOES IT KNOW MY AGE” when she can’t open it but I can.
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Endeavor: why are you looking at me through a fork?
Todoroki: I’m pretending you’re in jail
Endeavor: why?
Todoroki: it’s spiritually healing
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Taking a moment to remind you, writer person, that u simply cannot write endlessly “original” smut scenes. It’s impossible. U can only call the body parts so many things. Your own specific focus can’t help but land on certain aspects. You have tastes & people like ur work for it.
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After ~9yrs of being sole parent to my child, 4000 miles away from my ex husband, Ive finally been granted legal sole custody & decision making of my baby. I cant express what this means for me. My child is finally MINE in every way. I never have to answer to that monster again.
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Creating content is fucking brave. You go into your heart & pull out what you can, showing it to everyone, knowing that it’s not perfect, there is no perfection, and people are going to demand perfection of you regardless. Thank you, content creators.
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BkDk who are extremely comfortable with their FWB benefits, aren’t emotionally constipated about it (that they realize), and are truly just two dudes who fuck cause it’s easier & FUN to fuck within your circle than outside of the Hero world. Except…
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This is why writers feel like shit for charging what they ARE worth. Please don’t stop charging what you’re worth.
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Cleaning out my phone but I came across these:
DO YOU CARE HIM
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Reminder that canon Deku is BRUTALLY competitive, smart as fuck in taking advantage of any opportunity he can in a battle, and will straight up STEP ON YOU if you’re in between him & winning. Bakugou WHOMST!? Complain to me about how I always write bamf!Deku like it ain’t canon.
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People who don’t think Bakugou canonically cries when he’s overwhelmed or too angry or too conflicted have literally never consumed any BNHA media or they’re just. . . stupid. Yes, I said it.
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fandoms nowadays have no longevity. you fucking fools, when the show ENDS your work and creation BEGINS. have you learned NOTHING from star trek and hannibal?!
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I still want to write them so bad, even after all this time. One of the few bucket list bkdk fics I have never gotten around to.
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This 35k+ dad!Bkg x kindergarten teacher!Deku fic ironically has both Daddy kink service top Bkg + possibly THE MOST demanding power bottom Deku I’ve written to date and that’s saying A LOT. Merging the two together has been. . .a trip. Apparently this thing is gonna be ~40k?
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I’ve said it before and I’ve said it again: This is Mina & Kirishima pushing Kaminari down the hill while Sero records it.
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literally just a massive slut like the waist band??? straight out of ultra low rise jeans of 00s? the tiny belly dancer vest? HIS ENTIRE EXISTENCE? I LOVE ONE SLUT. HE AINT EVEN A HIMBO HES JUST A SMART PIECE OF SHIT WHO WANNA GET LAID AND I RESPECT HIM
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Two strangers stuck in an elevator while one goes into heat. No, even better, two people “hate” each other are stuck in a broken elevator and the omega goes into heat.
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Thanks to some pretty shitty people on the internet, my AO3 account has been suspended for a month, until June 18th. Thank you for taking away my only mental and emotional escape and connection to other people through creative works. I want to cry.
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#heroesrisingspoilers
#HeroesRising
"and kacchan doesnt remember a single thing about --"
BITCH IM SORRY YOU REALLY THINK HES NOT JUST LYING ABOUT NOT REMEMBERING SO HE DOESNT HAVE TO FACE ALL YOUR HUGS AND KISSES AND ADORATION NAH PAL HE REMEMBERS EVERYTHING
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Everyone: Bakugou so strong and amazing!
Bakugou: Fuck yeah I am.
Deku: You’re amazing!
Bakugou: I’LL KILL YOU DON’T YOU DARE GIVE ME UNRECOGNIZABLE EMOTIONS YOU FUCKIN NERD I—
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when someone writes a fanfic and you can almost instantly tell that they’re unfairly unreasonably intelligent as fuck and you totally want to sound that clever in your own writing too
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Anyone who ever gives me shit about the sheer amount I write about Deku’s thighs has no room to speak because Deku’s thighs are crushing your head so shut up
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Readers are smarter than you’re giving them credit for. Even in a scene between two dudes, you don’t ever need to resort to referring to them as “the other male” or “the older” or “the brunette”. Using a mixture of he, him, and their name will always be enough.
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Hi can we all just re-love this fan art tinogeb did for Blood Moon when Mina dragged the four of them to the sex shop I STILL TREASURE THIS SO SO MUCH. 💛💛💛💛💛
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SasuNaru fans shipping two teens who've constantly tried to brutally murder each other VS Same Exact Fans presented with BakuDeku
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AU where Deku is Recovery Girl/Chiyo’s grandson through his dads side & got her same kissing recovery Quirk. He trains under her while also attending UA in Support. However, one unexpected thing occurs during this time—people start coming to him for Quick Fix Kisses (1/4)
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If you’re a mod for a zine, there’s literally ZERO reason to EVER discuss/berate the quality of apps in a public chat. I can’t believe that needs to be said. As a mod you shouldn’t be bashing the hopefuls applying in the first place. But in a public discord forum? Ignorant AF.
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Izuku is an internet famous fashion designer but still wears athleticwear & shit from the teen boy section bcos he doesn’t feel his clothes suit him. Bakugou is a client who constantly buys his clothes bt is shocked & appalled when he eventually meets Izuku who looks like a slob.
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When one of them gets hit on/is vaguely receptive to someone else, and the other loses their SHIT w the realization that they were never just bros who fuck. They are fuckin bros who may have been in love for years.
They’re also the last two people in the world to realize this.
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"DNI interact unless you tell me things only I want to hear" -- Actually, no. You can just tell me nothing. You don't have to tell me a single thing. Don't comment. Click away.
See how that works? It's super easy. And healthy.
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The anxiety of posting a Quiet Rapture chapter and knowing over 9,000 emails were sent out 😬🪦
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I guess Bakugou finally came out with his fashion line.
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All I’ll say is that Hori is a BkDk and it shows. It shows.
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My six year old actively compliments my cooking, notices when I’ve done my hair or makeup & comments on it, asks if I need anything when I’m ill, and regularly looks at me and says, “I’m so lucky you’re my mommy.”
No purpose to this post, I’m just so damn lucky, too.
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📽️Don't Watch Your Friends' Sex Tapes and Other Life Lessons | 15.6k | E | BakuDeku & past Shindo/Deku (also E for those two)📽️
Deku's sex tape leaks and Bakugou absolutely doesn't want to see it. Not at all. Not even a little bit.
⬇️AO3 LINK BELOW!⬇️
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KrDk—>BkDk where Kiri & Deku attend a wild concert & Kiri keeps getting bashed & moshed around by an obnoxious blonde guy in black & skulls. Deku finally has enough, punches out the guy across the chin & yells at him until he leaves Kiri alone—and that was how Bkg fell in love.
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I have such a deep desire for a heart warming melancholy tale of late 40s BkDk, worn out but still kickin, finally at the happiest point in their lives as their protégés take their places and they finally have the time to embrace the parts of relationship they hadn’t before.
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I wanna write Bkg fuckin Dk in the hospital bed while he’s healing bt his legs are still strapped up & Bkg has to wedge himself in between & slowfuck him, excruciatingly slow so not to jostle & it’s the most devastating tease for them both while Dk can only lay back & take it 🙃
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trying to write porn in the library but Jesus is looking directly at me
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Ready for Quiet Rapture to return? I am. It's coming. Peoples' comments over the months on the last chapter really got me back up & writing when I felt like I'd simply lost the ability in a deep depression. I'm so thankful for those who have chosen to read, comments, and support.
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File Under: shit I never want to see in my hallway but inevitably do on the daily 😰
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I’m crying over this but tell me what pairing:
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Unfollowing people who are saying Bakugou’s actions are a lesser apology than a verbal apology because that is not a take I subscribe to or need on my timeline these days 💀
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You know I had to to do it to ‘em... Quickguide to ‘Quiet Rapture’ BkDk ship dynamics.
Original QR fanart by pandalung on Tumblr 💛
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My kidney transplant donor was a totally healthy 24 yr old man who committed suicide from depression. His brother found him & a year later he also committed suicide from the trauma. I am eternally thankful that this young man gave me life, but please, suicidal friends. Hold on.
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Me convincing you to read old fics.
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She never said it had to be special or with someone I loved. She emphasized that it should be always a positive experience and if it wasn’t, then something was wrong there. I found that this really helped guide me to having sex with people I felt good with.
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Commenters: You sure do write a lot of switch BkDk 😒
Me: Oh no! I’m sorry hold on I’ve got this —
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Crybaby AU Deku is pretty much instantly horny any time he has to talk to Bakugou on the phone. He’s completely conditioned by the sound of Bakugou’s voice, even when they’re discussing the mundane. But he’s such a good boy he feels too guilty getting off w/o Baku’s permission.
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╭◜◝ ͡ ◜ ͡ ╮ ╭◜◝ ͡ ◜◝ ͡ ◝╮
( thighs ) ( thighs )
╰◟◞ ͜ ╭◜◝ ͡ ◜◝ ͡ ◝ ͡ ╮◞◟◞ ╯
( THIGHS )
╰◟◞ ͜ ◟◞ ͜ ◟◞ ╯
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HI,reminder that, while suffering the weight of a lot of emotional issues, Todoroki has never been a delicate flower in canon. He swears, gets riled when his abilities & strength are called into question, gives no fucks about socially expected appearances & norms, GIVES NO FUCKS.
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Quiet Rapture just passed half a million Hits. I’ll never be able to comprehend why this fic took off like it did. And why readers from three years ago are still sticking with my updates. Why everyone has been so generous with me. I’ll never be able to express my gratitude.
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When your boyfriend doesn’t have good phone manners and you deadass won’t even trust him to order a fucking sandwich over the phone:
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I'm begging you: Read your dialogue out loud. You will thank yourself for what a difference it makes.
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┏┓
┃┃╱╲ In this
┃╱╱╲╲ house
╱╱╭╮╲╲ we support
▔▏┗┛▕▔ & appreciate
╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲
╱ Bakugous Growth ╲
╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲
▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔
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i personally think that bakugou and ed elric would actually get along famously. two hard working hot headed geniuses w/a horrible affinity for goth jock redblack aesthetic. i mean they'd probably argue ALL of the time but they'd respect the fuck outta each other & rule the world
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putting my cat to sleep today. she's 18yrs old & was a christmas gift to me when i was fourteen. she won't make it to her final christmas, but we had an amazing life together. i'm crying while writing this, though. it's never enough time.
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Original ideas? We don’t need those. Give me the boys who love to fuck each other, are still functioning best friends, who suddenly have their concept of their relationship entirely blown up in their faces 🥰
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On today the day of my wedding anniversary w my ex husband, I just want to remind you that if you have the SLIGHTEST inkling that you’re being gaslit or cheated on or disrespected but they tell you it’s “a YOU problem”, throw the whole man away. Or in my case, send him to prison.
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I imagine a KiriTodo pairing like...
T: i like you
K: aw, i like you too!
T: 🤔
T: you’re very good looking
K: aw, so are you!
T: 😒
T: i want to touch your body
K: a hug!
T: 🙄
T: do you understand that I want to have sex with you yet
K: WAIT WH—
T: ok just put your dick in—
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Bakugou once again showing off that he canon is a little rocker fashion bitch and I’m living for it. THOSE SHOES. JEANS. ARM BAND. 🧡
Deku once again proving that his mom still shops for him 💚
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Maybe controversial but: A writer doesn’t regularly owe you a reply to your fic comment. They spent hours, days, weeks, months crafting the fic FOR YOU. Thousands or hundreds of thousands of words FOR YOU. You can write ten words back w/o being discouraged over us not replying.
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Idk what Todoroki y’all recallin from BNHA but the Todo I know cusses & curses, blatantly ignores authority figures at his mood, is totally paranoid abt not being good enough & between the regularly scheduled disassociations & depression naps, generally is ready to fight ASAP.
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If you don’t like Bakugou character growth keep that shit to yourself it’s fucking embarrassing.
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Check yourself before you fucking wreck yourself or I’ll do it for you. You think I’m not painfully painfully aware every time my posting schedule starts to slip? I try so hard to write something deeply from my heart and then impatient readers stamp all over me. Every. Damn. Day.
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Three-Hundred Thousand Words | 5.5k | NSFW | LalaZee
👀 👀
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Plagiarizing fics from BkDks you follow and then unfollowing them on Twit after you’ve posted the fic that you copied from them? In this day and age? Honey, you’ve got a big storm comin.
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Hori:
Hori: anyway let's add in some kids that look exactly as their lovechildren would, that's subtle right
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Important message, from me to you:
1. Female ≠ Bottom
2. Male ≠ Top
3. Dom ≠ Male or an 'Angry or Stoic' Type
4. Sub ≠ Female or an 'Overly Emotional' Type
Life and humanity does not follow a certain set of rules. Your fanfic doesn't need to, either. That's all.
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For some reason there is an irony here that fucking destroys me I am dying.
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