RT @LakeJosen: Coworker: well I did it, I had “the talk” with my son last night. Me: whoa, the sex talk huh? Coworker: hell no, the “don’…

@BruelsRuels Saunas

@Lee60014026 @Emulsiion @WillRagatz

@johnkrausphotos @elonmusk How do they correct for camera shake here? I imagine it’s a violent entry? This blows my mind of how to even get this footage like this

@BruelsRuels Yeah but

@kayleefabulous

I just sneezed ten god damned times in a row

I hate when you’re scrolling Snapchat stories, and then the Amazon ad comes up and is impossible to apparently not click it; and then it’s like “do you want to open Amazon” and you say no, and then it opens Amazon. 🤦🏼‍♂️

It’s always a good day when I can snap 10 good pals a picture of me gardening that says “I’m tired grandpa” and I get 6+ responses of “well that’s too damn bad!”

@brandonphartung

I may be wrong, but I believe I was the only man in a turtle neck at menards today

RT @KFILE: August 2016

Here’s a cool bridge in Oregon to improve your timeline.

#lunareclipse2022

@LakeSuperior

@kayleefabulous I have always thought the same thing! Only recently learned I am “wRoNg”

@brandonphartung It would read Chief Techno King as that is his legal title these days

@RanchoRd490 @tedcruz Russian bot. Stop sowing division

It hurts me to say it; but I’ma start betting on the vikes to blow it in the last 10 seconds 😭

Ye said Travis Scott was a combo of him, cudi, Et al; and then Escape Room literally is the same flow as Pt. 2, with an emphasis on the breath control

Ted and Coach Beard @jasonsudeikis @brendanhunting