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@LaNRaY_SHeeRan
TheGrEaTGuySwift
2 years
@BarcaUniversal I am a Madrid fan .but I don't understand what gavi registration got to do with anything football
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@LaNRaY_SHeeRan
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6 months
@ThePeakSanti @CFC_Janty Lmao did u watch Suarez? Costa? Arda turan? Italian teams??
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@LaNRaY_SHeeRan
TheGrEaTGuySwift
8 months
@beibipearl2 Doesn't matter why.. someone actually won in the processing in real life...that's all I care bout tbh ...she and her husband can have everything they wanted this year
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@LaNRaY_SHeeRan
TheGrEaTGuySwift
1 year
@bradjrr @FabrizioRomano It was such a weird swap that didn't work out for all 4 parties... It was so wrong in all front.. something was behind it
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@LaNRaY_SHeeRan
TheGrEaTGuySwift
2 months
@UniqueSmau @agodliveshere @prexxur Lmao u are a clown bruh...is this is the babe u want to marry???😂
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@LaNRaY_SHeeRan
TheGrEaTGuySwift
2 years
I personally feel blood & water series should have ended at season 2.. Why do ppl like to ruin a successful series by making more seasons nd adding up irrelevant stories
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@LaNRaY_SHeeRan
TheGrEaTGuySwift
2 years
She posted our pics together on her status nd said I miss my son😂..I laughed it off but I got the msg indirectly, I'm definitely not her spec
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2 years
How do you tell people they’re not your Spec without hurting their feelings?
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@LaNRaY_SHeeRan
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2 months
@NANAKWAME______ @NA1907_ Bellingham is useless, tchmeni and camavinga useless .. so how are they winning??
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@LaNRaY_SHeeRan
TheGrEaTGuySwift
8 months
@Levy_T_ @MadridXtra @MovistarFutbol I don't like what he did as well but then he is senior..I don't think arda would have done that with Ronaldo..but then ceballos should have known the boy had so much to prove and not even try to argue with him..it's Copa dey Rey...he could always take the next one
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@LaNRaY_SHeeRan
TheGrEaTGuySwift
3 years
@aymanjama8 @ESPNFC His first two season d position was all his..vini was bad...buh he didn't stay fit!! Now vini improved..should vini be benched?? Hazard had two years buh fucked it up
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@LaNRaY_SHeeRan
TheGrEaTGuySwift
4 years
@_ayubs @trending_medic Wat did she do?? Anybody can post d same pic nd not be dragged.. U ppl should carry ur hate else where abeg
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@LaNRaY_SHeeRan
TheGrEaTGuySwift
2 years
@justperfectxxx @totalcristiano Never seen a team pack bus nd score 6 goals in the semis
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@LaNRaY_SHeeRan
TheGrEaTGuySwift
1 year
@LosB1ancos_ Lmao..fr I just look at Madrid fans who call Perez a fraud cos we didn't sign players they wanted this season.. there is no president like Perez or ever will be..even if we don't sign anybody in 5 years I will still support him cos he knows best. He is so powerful
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@LaNRaY_SHeeRan
TheGrEaTGuySwift
3 years
@IhNafis @Primealfonsooo @ChampionsLeague Lol u really gon compare Madrid attack then to Liverpool?? U mean di Maria, Ronaldo, ozil,higuain,benzema,kaka???
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@LaNRaY_SHeeRan
TheGrEaTGuySwift
9 months
@_FarouqOlami Saka yes...but putting raphina in the same sentence should put u in jail..are u kidding me rn?? Did u really watch Salah in the past 6-7 years???
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@LaNRaY_SHeeRan
TheGrEaTGuySwift
2 years
My joy when I see the tweet of someone that didn't follow back😊.. Easy access to unfollow
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@LaNRaY_SHeeRan
TheGrEaTGuySwift
3 years
Boys do yahoo...girls date them or sleep with them for the money... That's pretty much how it works now
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@LaNRaY_SHeeRan
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2 years
My God Sam Smith sounds like an angel
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@LaNRaY_SHeeRan
TheGrEaTGuySwift
2 years
This gal asked me what I do to earn money..told her I'm into business. She asked what kinda business, I told her fufu business, next thing she blocked me lol.. This gal no sabi how Fufu business dey move for naija now😊..dey play
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@LaNRaY_SHeeRan
TheGrEaTGuySwift
3 years
@RBoleToRiddhesh @muddassirjourno Carvajal did the best he could do against mbappe..Vasquez entered At a time we were pressing..so they both did well
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@LaNRaY_SHeeRan
TheGrEaTGuySwift
2 years
@Joshua_Ubeku Okay boss..cry plss... We paid money,we own champions league..we cheat nd there is nothing u can do about it😂..its called power
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@LaNRaY_SHeeRan
TheGrEaTGuySwift
2 years
@realmadriden Lol I have never seen a team play so poorly nd score 3 goals in my life....rudiger was a good signing now..Mendy needs to go..we need a DM for fuck sake
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@LaNRaY_SHeeRan
TheGrEaTGuySwift
3 years
Adulthood is just mostly bills & bills,bad jobs & fucked up relationships that never last..this life doesn't really av much meaning tbh
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@LaNRaY_SHeeRan
TheGrEaTGuySwift
1 year
@d4m1_szn Gurls be having 7-8 different sneakers.. some guys be having 6 -7 different jeans..like how na
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@LaNRaY_SHeeRan
TheGrEaTGuySwift
4 years
@tobyrozay @akyaa_aku Billionaires move anyway they like..Y'all should stop thinking billionaires have better manners than normal ppl
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@LaNRaY_SHeeRan
TheGrEaTGuySwift
1 year
@Naija_PR West in how to get away with murder..mehn it was shocking, I stopped watching for a few while
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@LaNRaY_SHeeRan
TheGrEaTGuySwift
2 years
@Jiji_Byte I don't understand that Ferran Torres..he gives this 21 year old asensio drive.. Not explosive, not a good dribbler I don't get why he is a winger
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@LaNRaY_SHeeRan
TheGrEaTGuySwift
11 months
@TheSabiRadio Omo she looks so innocent and Bright.. he will never find peace in life
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@LaNRaY_SHeeRan
TheGrEaTGuySwift
2 months
@nonstoppress @Dom_UTD @Stef21457i2 @TheEuropeanLad Lool football is lucky ..yamal got the chance to debut early...even messi didn't debut as early as yamal...
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@LaNRaY_SHeeRan
TheGrEaTGuySwift
2 years
@LucasNavarreteM Even if he scores 1000 goals for PSG...if Madrid ever sign him again I will hate perez for life...players don't join us for money...they join us cos we are the best nd they fight for this badge like Ronaldo did...mbappe is after Money we don't need him
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@LaNRaY_SHeeRan
TheGrEaTGuySwift
2 years
Someone once said to me, you don't know how alone you are until u are out of college.
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@LaNRaY_SHeeRan
TheGrEaTGuySwift
2 years
@Lengmanuju01 Who they sell popcorn make hin gimme one gimme change abeg I wan read comments
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@LaNRaY_SHeeRan
TheGrEaTGuySwift
2 years
@FabrizioRomano @elchiringuitotv Mbappe will play for real Madrid that's certain...3 yrs from now we will all move on, we ain't women ffs to hold grudges
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@LaNRaY_SHeeRan
TheGrEaTGuySwift
8 months
@Team_Endrick @MadridXtra @elchiringuitotv He can do it during the euros..I am sure the medical team told him the risk and I am sure they told him he can postpone it like benzema did
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@LaNRaY_SHeeRan
TheGrEaTGuySwift
2 years
Buying expensive fake sneakers can be annoying'.. Got two few weeks back, now it looks like I have been wearing it since 2012😪. The fact ts fake nd still expensive is frustrating
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@LaNRaY_SHeeRan
TheGrEaTGuySwift
9 months
@Wizarab10 Omo I get u.but since he is rich already and 5k was insulting..person win 900k..he should atleast be worth over 20m , so why is he even dropping his account number to collect from 900k? He should have thanked him and told him to enjoy his money and give someone else
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@LaNRaY_SHeeRan
TheGrEaTGuySwift
2 years
@KawaTenks10 @Asensii20 Llorente was so good as a DM NGL...strong nd good on the ball..he would av cooked too..good work rate with velverde
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@LaNRaY_SHeeRan
TheGrEaTGuySwift
1 year
@Loconteee Not only that .we had a 36 year old striker that couldn't press from the front too..adds up our second leg disaster
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@LaNRaY_SHeeRan
TheGrEaTGuySwift
2 years
@GovindFCB @nocontextfooty It hits his chest first then the ball..just forget the rivary nd agree officiating should be better
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@LaNRaY_SHeeRan
TheGrEaTGuySwift
2 years
The moment I saw camavinga come in..I just had that feeling France would get back...that Madrid come back feeling came with him
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@LaNRaY_SHeeRan
TheGrEaTGuySwift
1 year
@madridistatvYT If we had adebayo on Sunday..we would have won
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@LaNRaY_SHeeRan
TheGrEaTGuySwift
2 years
@kreem1997 @KaixerT8 When benzema was scoring against Man u nd barca at Lyon...no one even knew who the fuxk Kane was
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@LaNRaY_SHeeRan
TheGrEaTGuySwift
2 years
Life is Short..it's not even bout dying.. It's how one could one day wake up nd realize they missed the best part of their lives & now too old to have fun
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@LaNRaY_SHeeRan
TheGrEaTGuySwift
3 years
@vinzcentV Bro life is harder than all this motivational quotes...it helps get tru the day..buh it Nevers helps completely sadly
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@LaNRaY_SHeeRan
TheGrEaTGuySwift
3 years
7 billions souls in the world nd yet somehow alot of us find ourselves alone & lonely
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@LaNRaY_SHeeRan
TheGrEaTGuySwift
2 years
@jayythedope @Postsubman Why will u even want a guy to buy u sharwama before u can eat one? 1k-1500 some women need help o
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@LaNRaY_SHeeRan
TheGrEaTGuySwift
2 years
Be grateful u are alive o. Not just alive, but alive with no physical disabilities cos there is this saying " life comes at you pretty fast" ones entire life can change in a moment, could be good nd could be bad.. Be grateful for the little things
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@LaNRaY_SHeeRan
TheGrEaTGuySwift
1 year
@Matolisso Lamal is what Barca fans think ansu fati is...as a Madrid fan, I can tell u lamal is class, even gavi impressed me today, but still overrated
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@LaNRaY_SHeeRan
TheGrEaTGuySwift
2 years
If there is one thing I'm tired of doing in this life... It's definitely "Reading" & writing "Exams' to prove I read😪..i have been reading nd writing exams all my life ffs
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@LaNRaY_SHeeRan
TheGrEaTGuySwift
1 year
@sucremummy Exactly why u should let he do her .. she's not ur family. .her family members didn't complain
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@LaNRaY_SHeeRan
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1 year
@oladyussuf Irrelevant information..
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@LaNRaY_SHeeRan
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3 years
@itstexasboyy No such thing as soul mate bro
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@LaNRaY_SHeeRan
TheGrEaTGuySwift
2 years
This gal collected transport fare & didn't come😂.. She said there were no pos or bank where she stays..in this same Lagos that pos people are everywhere😂.. Na me fuck up, & Shola warned us o
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@LaNRaY_SHeeRan
TheGrEaTGuySwift
2 years
Even if my mum is 105years old..I don't think I will ever be ready to lose her.. I need her presence in my life till the day I take my last breath on earth
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@LaNRaY_SHeeRan
TheGrEaTGuySwift
2 years
Any small argument with my mum.. I always tell her I didn't ask to be born 😂..her response always be like " when u were eating Amala and efo, shouting goal whenever real Madrid scores, hanging with ur gf u didn't ask why u were born then 😂
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@LaNRaY_SHeeRan
TheGrEaTGuySwift
2 years
With everything now to get laid as an average Nigerian...You go spend atleast 30k..hookup or no hookup..broke nigga no dey get pussy true true😂
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@LaNRaY_SHeeRan
TheGrEaTGuySwift
2 years
My fasting blood sugar was 106😪.. I don't know much bout all this things..but searched online, it falls in d region of 100-125 which Is Prediabetic..does that mean I av to completely stop taking sugar to avoiding being diabetic😪?
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@LaNRaY_SHeeRan
TheGrEaTGuySwift
2 years
You think ur life is hard??🤡 wait till tinubu enters😂..You will know u were even enjoyin' in 2022. Scary times if that man should win
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@LaNRaY_SHeeRan
TheGrEaTGuySwift
2 years
Not one to celebrate birthdays..but I'm celebrating myself this time..only I know what I have been through for the past few years, even past few days..depression" sadness", solitude", But God has kept me alive to keep fighting..Happy birthday Lanre Swift😊
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@LaNRaY_SHeeRan
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8 months
@idoxvi Y'all stop this hating...I can show u many goals like that courtois didn't save
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@LaNRaY_SHeeRan
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2 years
@thegreatkhalid Wow...You were just 18 like yesterday when u dropped American teen
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@LaNRaY_SHeeRan
TheGrEaTGuySwift
10 months
@justsiree Na why I dey post fine pics for here..any small thing, they say is this "you".. I remember one calling out my big nose even as my pic fine reach 😂..he couldn't use ugly , so he went for my nose
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@LaNRaY_SHeeRan
TheGrEaTGuySwift
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@YashRMFC @FabrizioRomano A year left?? So much will he cost if he had 5 years left then? C'mon 50m is too much , 40 is fair like varane to man u deal
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@LaNRaY_SHeeRan
TheGrEaTGuySwift
2 months
@GrantEdion @HalalMan99 @NealGardner_ Lmao u just an hater ..even in the world cup final he was the only one that had a good game in the final, he is undisputed started for France since world cup .. hater
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@LaNRaY_SHeeRan
TheGrEaTGuySwift
2 months
@bassey_gi @daniels_osi @asher_kine Cry 😂.. chemistry dey there die
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@LaNRaY_SHeeRan
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5 months
@8Planets_ @Thinnypeekool @walehustler1 Lmao say na regret and conscience 🤡
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@LaNRaY_SHeeRan
TheGrEaTGuySwift
2 years
@olebohadeola Omo na first position o..right from nursery school, never liked second 😪
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@LaNRaY_SHeeRan
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1 year
@sucremummy Lol if Nicki minaj post this...bet u will think ts sexy
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@LaNRaY_SHeeRan
TheGrEaTGuySwift
2 years
I give up on love,no woman wil give me the kinda love I crave for. Ts a fairy tale,fantasy. At tis point I just wanna work hard,make enough to take care of my family,& afford to be able to get sex whenever I want to,even if I av to pay for it..I ain't connectin with anyone again
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@LaNRaY_SHeeRan
TheGrEaTGuySwift
2 years
As much as I want to make it in life so I can take good care of my mum, I equally wanna take good care of my big sis, that woman is my second mum, if I had no mum, I am sure she would easily just take responsibility nd adopt me as her son... She's everything to me
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@LaNRaY_SHeeRan
TheGrEaTGuySwift
2 years
If I were a girl, I will not be broke that I can guarantee..unless I am like very fucking ugly. Fine girl privilege is real, I have seen it, I don't know how o😂 & nothing concern anybody wetyn I do get the money..but I will have bastard money
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@LaNRaY_SHeeRan
TheGrEaTGuySwift
2 years
I just wish for someone to like Me for me yunno..that kinda unconditional love😪
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@LaNRaY_SHeeRan
TheGrEaTGuySwift
2 years
Old Ed sheeran wrote some of the most beautiful songs ever in Thinking out loud,give me love nd photograph
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@LaNRaY_SHeeRan
TheGrEaTGuySwift
8 months
@stilldubem @Wizarab10 Lmao thieves come carry them for house....I understand her...it's too much in a day
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@LaNRaY_SHeeRan
TheGrEaTGuySwift
3 years
Girls with thick thighs my Gawd
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@LaNRaY_SHeeRan
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3 years
When I was depressed & lost I wanted the world to end, I wanted to die ,wanted the world to swallow me but none of that happened..but now that I'm getting my life back together & feeling optimistic & doing way better .God please don't let me die
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@LaNRaY_SHeeRan
TheGrEaTGuySwift
5 months
@Sku_chiess @djyobams Nah not everyone gets it sadly..I will tho
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@LaNRaY_SHeeRan
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2 months
@hatewatchgoat @theMadridZone @DiePressecom Lmao it's over. One of the highest paid....we have to pray he leaves at this point
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@LaNRaY_SHeeRan
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4 years
@Kingmillz13 @MocroVids I was just gon say that...its fixed obviously..just watch the marking
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@LaNRaY_SHeeRan
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2 years
@itsSh0la Add betting bro' most young guys don't know
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@LaNRaY_SHeeRan
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3 years
@NiyorATM He joined barca at the wrong time
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@LaNRaY_SHeeRan
TheGrEaTGuySwift
1 year
@bashidodo Lmao I was analysing this yesterday.. inter played well not just because they pressed high, onama made sure inter had a free player to pass to, by his composure on the call . Courtois always just hits it Long, our ball playing from the back is horrible
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@LaNRaY_SHeeRan
TheGrEaTGuySwift
3 months
@fineboywill @joejoeboy0 Life on earth? Comparing it to eternal life in heaven?
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@LaNRaY_SHeeRan
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4 years
@BRGoals U all underrate sevilla...that team is unpredictable
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1 year
@DammyKreane @JilshieFCB 13 shots to 4 is not domination cos u made more back passes in ur half?? Shut up
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@LaNRaY_SHeeRan
TheGrEaTGuySwift
2 years
I'm thinking bout money nd also thinking bout not dying..then also thinking bout where I go when I die mehh
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@LaNRaY_SHeeRan
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9 months
@KB100z @senadeski @KeslerSZN @CatEperry69 @theMadridZone It boring when I see man city get grouped with Leipzig, young boys and crevena bregrande lol..be serious, I didn't watch a single match just highlights..now they play Copenhagen
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@LaNRaY_SHeeRan
TheGrEaTGuySwift
2 years
@_balderaa @Lewangoalskii99 @FabrizioRomano 🤣🤣🤣 at 30 trust me he will outpace all Ur players in their 20s😂..cry cry cry
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@LaNRaY_SHeeRan
TheGrEaTGuySwift
2 years
I have used mosquito's blood to design the walls of my room..they just keep coming jeez😪
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@LaNRaY_SHeeRan
TheGrEaTGuySwift
2 years
It reaches Barca's turn to play Villarreal.. Gerard Moreno gets injured ND they play Morales😂.ND parejo that plays like prime xavi against Madrid turns to Henderson against Barca
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@LaNRaY_SHeeRan
TheGrEaTGuySwift
2 years
How can u wake up one morning and travel out to Cyprus for better life 😂.. don't people check online for places before they move??
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@LaNRaY_SHeeRan
TheGrEaTGuySwift
2 years
"Heaven helps a fool who falls inlove"
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@LaNRaY_SHeeRan
TheGrEaTGuySwift
1 year
@LilMouziVert @BarcaUniversal @fansjavimiguel Lol asking a player to give up any money for an institution is weird... He has a short career.. Barca will always be for years...they will make more money than he will make in his life time in 3-4 years lol
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@LaNRaY_SHeeRan
TheGrEaTGuySwift
2 years
God is a forgiven God o..if I were God only like 20 people will Still be in this world😂.. I can't stand some things we humans do😂.. Not even talking bout the gruesome parts
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@LaNRaY_SHeeRan
TheGrEaTGuySwift
2 years
Lol did he call Adeboye werey?? Or eye dey pain me
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@LaNRaY_SHeeRan
TheGrEaTGuySwift
4 years
@ogbame_justus @Savagekizz Lol exactly my point...dats y u dont give her benefit of doubt
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@LaNRaY_SHeeRan
TheGrEaTGuySwift
2 years
Not Me thinking bout this girl @ 4am nd why I must be rich to have a happy family
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@LaNRaY_SHeeRan
TheGrEaTGuySwift
3 years
If you knew mike posner back then..You'd he agree he would have been what Justin bieber is right now
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3 years
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