LaLaLyds
@LaLa_Lyds
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My husband just walked in, told the dog how cute he is, and how much he loves him. Held his face in his hands, stared into his eyes, and gave him forehead kisses. Then left the room.
I'm sitting right next to the dog.
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There's that special time of night when you're like dude I'm gonna have a hot dog
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I told my dog that not everything is about her and then we laughed and laughed
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If we all talked to each other the way we talked to our dogs the world would be a better place
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The feminine urge to start the new bottle of shampoo before finishing the old one
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Look, I put out the annual Christmas dishtowel. What more do you people want from me?
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You can call me your little mozzarella stick dipped in marinara sauce if you wanna
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I still didn't hear what you said, but I didn't want to say huh for the fourth time
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Don't let anyone treat you like a RoseArt crayon. You are a Crayola crayon.
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How you act when Bohemian Rhapsody comes on the radio is the real you
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I don't really have a lot to say anymore but maybe we can hold hands until sunrise
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I accidentally used my teenage daughter's shampoo and now I can't stop rolling my eyes
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Woke up thinking it was Saturday. So no, I don't care about your problems
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Every time you guys post about Kid Rock a trailer park girl loses her virginity
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Girls be like lemme just listen to this sad song real quick instead of going to therapy
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We were better when there was only three tv channels and the internet was dial-up
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I have finally watched The Princess Bride for the first time.
I get it now, guys. I get it
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When are you guys going to wake up and finally admit to yourselves that hash browns do not belong in breakfast burritos
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You ever think you have all the time in the world and then you look at the clock and you're twenty years late on life
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You can call me your little spoonful of cream cheese frosting if you wanna
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Would it ruin my nice girl persona if I replied “who the fuck cares” to a reply on my tweet?
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There's no shame in eating ramen in bed and watching movies that you fell in love with in 1995
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If you break your spaghetti in half we can no longer be friends
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I often wonder what it would feel like to slip into a bathtub filled with mac & cheese
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@DdVoyeur
It's not a common occurrence, believe me. Some of these comments are atrocious 🤦♀️
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I said two mozzarella sticks were fine, but secretly I wanted six
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Hobbies include rearranging the dirty dishes in the sink so it looks like there's less
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My dog dragged her food bowl in front of the tv and started eating then shot me a look as if to say if you guys can do it then I can too
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Every person stuck behind you while you're waiting to turn left in traffic hates you
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I like starting my mornings off by hating everything and letting it build from there
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Oh hey. Just wanted to let you know that you look super cute today
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If making a trail mix out of sour patch kids, swedish fish, and peach rings is wrong I don't want to be right
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Kids that identified with Oscar the Grouch grew up to join Twitter
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I would like to see at least one piano fall from the sky in this lifetime
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I made a little birdhouse in my soul once. It had stained glass and a tire swing. I went there on weekends to plant wildflowers and smile. Over time the path became overgrown with obligations and neglect. I can still feel it there and I'm going to find my way back.
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Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because I leave cabinet doors open.
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According to HR I need to work on my "don't know, don't care" attitude
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