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The ‘bat signal’ for Girl Scouts.
Get in the minivan, girls, we have cookies to sell!
Cannabis processing facility in Los Angeles engulfed in fire, smoke is blanketing downtown.
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@kdnerak33
@Janabw81
Remember when bored housewives sold Tupperware?
Now they sell fascism. Gross.
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Seems kinda sus to call yourself a Christian then kiss the ass of the human embodiment of the 7 deadly sins for 6 years
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When a 165,000 ton ship collides with a bridge causing it to collapse, it’s not an infrastructure problem ya knuckle dragging chuds; It’s physics.
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@RonFilipkowski
@NotHoodlum
A libertarian suing cuz he’s mad at the free market is pure gold
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If you’re triggered by Biden’s speech, congrats, he’s talking about you.
That’s another Biden Win!
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Did anyone over the age of 40 have the GOP becoming bedfellows with Russia on their bingo card?
What the actual fuck!
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Trump’s motorcade being stuck in NYC rush hour traffic is the cherry on top of this day.
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To recoup his financial losses, Mike Lindell is introducing a new line of ‘sheets with holes’ called Gilead Sheets. They can also be used at your local Klan Rally. $19.22
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Matt Gaetz Venmo note: $900 to sexually assault a minor
Fani Willis Venmo note: $60 to split the bill for dinner with a consenting adult
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Every time DeSantis says ‘woke’ an insurance company gets its wings and flies tf outta Florida.
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Maga: “Kamala said fuck!!!”
Yeah and your guy r*ped a 13 year old, quotes Hitler, tried to overthrow the government and sold our nuclear secrets.
So, clutch your pearls, cope harder and get fucked, maga.
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“Women are too emotional to lead”
Meanwhile, a handful of unhinged, psychopathic men with king complexes and nukes are having a pissing contest to see who can destroy the world first.
But women amirite?
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I love how Jill Stein emerges from Putin’s Russian Nesting Doll every 4 years to create chaos in our presidential elections.
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There are a whole lotta places in Texas where Trump could hold a rally.
He chose Waco.
Hey redhats, he’s telling you something.
Are ya picking up what’s he’s throwing down, Branch Trumpidians?
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@ChristnNitemare
Where’s the outrage over men wearing biking shorts.
No one needs to see that.
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Joel Osteen sure as shit isn’t washing anyone’s feet cuz he’s too busy fleecing his flock of sheep.
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Trump banning actual libertarians from the libertarian convention is the best episode of leopards eating faces I’ve ever seen.
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Alina Habba lookin’ like she’s stuck in a permanent state of confusion and buffering.
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@StrictlyChristo
Opening and placing anything in a mailbox that doesn’t come through the postal service is itself a crime.
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From this day forward, Moms for Liberty shall be referred to as The Twatzis.
Iykyk.
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@nycjayjay
To all poor and middle class republicans who think the GOP cares about you, I suggest you start reading up on the Koch Machine plan for your lives! For 40+ years they’ve dumped dark money into this cause and here we are. You’ll soon be living in a dystopian hellscape!
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If your party thinks it’s okay to wear AR-15 pins to work at the Capitol when kindergartners, elementary school kids, high school kids, people in grocery stores, concerts and movies theaters are slaughtered by AR-15s, you can stfu about someone wearing a hoodie to work
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Trump: “bad things happen in Philadelphia!”
Philly: yeah, bad for you, mother fucker!
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This good riddance is dedicated to the most evil, destructive politician in modern US history.
GFSF, Mitch.
Maybe the next guy will do better things for the people of Kentucky
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@aintscarylarry
@theliamnissan
Candace Owens: bullied by white supremacists in high school, sues school district, wins $38,000, grows up and becomes white supremacist.
Epic sellout, fraud, dolt.
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MAGAts mocking a neurodivergent kid who loves his dad is the most on brand MAGAt crumb bullshit ever.
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In other countries they call them ‘coups’ in America we call them SCOTUS rulings.
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434M guns on the streets of America and only one drug user lied to get one.
Weird. Lolz.
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School shootings since Columbine: 375
Efficacy of thoughts and prayers preventing school shootings: 0
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Looks like the former Oath Keeper chudd got all dressed up & borrowed a denim jacket from Kyrsten Sinema for his testimony today
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Wanna know what’s really rigged?
An unqualified, Trump appointed judge presiding over the most cut and dry case of treason in American history and doing everything her federalist society overlords are telling her to do to obstruct justice.
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“Fuck your feelings but handle mine with kid’s gloves”
-Elon. Obviously.
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Just a reminder that the next mass shooter is currently planning their attack and thoughts and prayers aren’t gonna do shit to stop it.
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Today I give thanks to my parents for loving me and making sure I grew up with critical thinking skills, empathy and a solid education. Because of them I am not a ChristoFascist Republican!
#gratitude
Nomnomnom resistors! 🦃
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I have an idea: let’s hang the first clause of the first amendment in churches as reminder to keep religion where it fucking belongs.
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I definitely didn’t have a war on dildos overtaking the war on Christmas on my ‘ridiculous shit Republicans do’ bingo card 🤦🏼♀️
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Elon complaining about paying a ‘billionaire’s tax’ as though he’s still gonna be a billionaire in 6 months
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So Emperor Tang is selling merch to raise $ for his legal expenses?
Bruh flew to his arraignment on a private 757
Lmfao.
The shepherd is fleecing his herd again.
Hahahaha, suckers.
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Hey, NORAD! Please set up a Taylor Tracker to follow Taylor’s flight from Tokyo to Vegas on SB Sunday and have CBS air progress reports every half hour during the pregame show.
Ratings will soar and maga heads will explode. It’s a win win situation.
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Hunter Biden slapped the entire GOP clown show across the face with his dick and he didn’t even have to whip it out.
Well done, sir.
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Lost in this tragedy in Maine is the reality that people just like you and me made plans with their friends to enjoy a night out never thinking they wouldn’t make it home.
“Those people” could be any of us, at any time, anywhere.
My heart aches for everyone affected.
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@theangriestbuni
Lolz. They all think becoming an evangelical will erase their true selves and hide their ‘demons’
There are so many Cory’s hiding behind the evangelical veil.
Thiel was one until he got outed too.
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Hey redhats, when your tax refund is substantially less than the previous few years please know that the crumbs your orange overlord gave you when he slashed taxes for corporations and the top 0.01% are gone and your taxes will now increase every year until 2027.
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Harrison Butker: women should stay home and make babies
Harrison Butker’s mom:
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It’s called ‘Trickledown Economics’ because ‘feasts for the kings, crumbs to the peasants economics’ wasn’t catchy enough
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@BaddCompani
Time for a petition to the 11th circuit to remove her from a case she never should have been assigned
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All of Trumps GOP flying monkeys kissing his fat a** right now are doing so in the hopes of him not throwing them all under the bus when he’s indicted by Fani and the DOJ.
Well, buckle up buttercups- loyalty to a narcissist is a zero-sum game.
You’re all toast.
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Yesterday, a draft dodging ‘fortunate son’ stood in front of ‘unaffordable’ groceries, pretending to care that the working class can’t afford bacon and in his next breath said billionaire oligarchs have more value than our military service members.
Vile.
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That Trump presser felt like I had been ambushed at the bar by the local coke head who talked me to death with cocaine fueled, word salad gibberish and who desperately needed a glass of water and a breath mint.
Jfc.
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To all old school republicans and independents,
You have a conscience and care about America.
Do the right thing to save her.
Vote blue.
This 👏🏼 is 👏🏼 not 👏🏼 a 👏🏼fucking 👏🏼 drill 👏🏼
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Trump saying Navalny’s death was ‘sudden’.
Yeah, no shit.
Murder is sudden.
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If every drug user answered truthfully on their gun applications, we’d have a lot fewer guns on the streets.
Smoke weed? Bet you lied about it on your gun application.
Did a few lines over the weekend? Bet you lied about it on your gun application (Don Jr)
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Good morning, woke mob! Power up your electric ranges, make some eggs and buckle up! It’s Sunday, that day of the week when we get bombarded with Bible quotes from the GOP fake Christian coalition.
Can I get an AMEN?
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Meh Oz,
You’re a disgrace.
You kill puppies (329 to be exact)
You’re Erdogan’s prodigal son.
You vote in Turkish elections, not US elections. You don’t live here.
And no politician will ever tell me wtf I can do with my body.
Go fuck yourself.
#FettermanForSenate
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I may not get owned by women often, but when I do it’s by a 19 year old Scandinavian
-Most uninteresting man in the world.
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Thoughts and prayers can fuck all the way off.
Newsflash: god isn’t listening.
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At today’s antifa meeting we’ll be boxing up Judy Blume books and dildos and mailing them to all of the Moms for Liberty offices.
Lighten up, Twatzis.
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Maga: “You woke, libtard, commie, socialist, groomer pedeophiles are ruining merica and we’re gonna start a civil war”
Biden:”Maga is dividing America”
Maga: “I feel attacked”
🤣🤡
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Fascism is like carbon monoxide. You don’t even notice it’s there but it will kill you while you’re sleeping.
Wake up, America!
This is not a drill!
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Nothing but lies detected.
The Heritage Foundation owns his ass and they done fucked up assuming we’d all bow to them. This is what’s called damage control and it’s absolute bullshit.
Gaslight the rubes, Dotard they’re the only ones buying it.
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@JoJoFromJerz
@NotHoodlum
Ironic considering he married a mob wife who wears the pants in the relationship
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If you’re anti-vaxx, you don’t get the vaccine, amirite?
Please keep these videos of your fake side effects coming so we can all continue laughing at you.
They’re pure gold.
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“Zelenskyy wasn’t wearing a suit!”
From the party of wrinkled oversized suits and Ted Cruz casting a vote in ‘workout’ clothes.
GTFOH with your fake outrage, GOP.
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Bringing back this gem to celebrate today’s solar eclipse and to remind people not to stare directly at it like this idiot did.
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Patriots don’t defend a man who definitely retained, shared and potentially sold HUMINT and SCI to enemies of the United States.
Full stop.
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The party trying to gut Social Security and Medicare is the same party that thought Space Force was a necessary thing we definitely needed to spend billions of dollars on.
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Maybe it’s time to overturn Citizens United and destroy the fckn Koch Machine
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@SundaeDivine
@kylegriffin1
@NBCNews
If feel like if one tries to overthrow his own government, his portrait should never hang in the White House. Ever.
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The woke mob is offering thoughts and prayers to all the redhats experiencing Redhat Tremor Disorder.
Oddly, we seem to be immune.
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Attention Woke Mob! Please reply to this tweet with all the special features of your woke kitchen appliances.
I’ll start: my microwave is so woke that instead of beeping when something’s finished, it sings the chorus of Born This Way.
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Taylor Swift wakes up next to Travis Kelce.
Trump wakes up next to Laura Loomer.
And scene.
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Walker:
Paid for ? abortions
Held a gun to pregnant wife’s head
Abandoned his actual kids
Dissociative Identity Disorder
GA evangelicals: That’s our guy!
Warnock:
Actual Christian minister Lives by the teachings of Christ
Evangelicals: Nope
WTAF you complete hypocrites?
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@JohnCornyn
@WSJopinion
You just told on yourselves, Johnny. No side is supposed to control the court but thanks to Citizens United and the federalist society, the right now owns the court. You bought the court to push your ChristoFascist agenda.
The court is corrupt because of you.
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I love how Charles Koch who inherited his wealth from his daddy (who helped build Stalin’s regime), thinks poor people are poor because of bad life choices, and donates vast amounts of dark money to PACs to ensure they stay poor.
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‘National Day of Hate’ more like ‘National Fragile, Inadequate, Aggrieved White People Who Spend Their Entire Lives Blaming Imaginary Enemies for Everything’ Day
Pathetic.
Nazis are crumbs.
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Republicans are all about creating fear of ‘big government’
“They’re coming for your guns, kids, ovens, ceiling fans, beer…”
Meanwhile the GOP is coming for your SS, medicare, democracy, women’s rights, labor unions, public education and the earth.
Fuck them!
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With one gavel slam, Rep. Patrick McHenry summed up the entire maga movement-a bunch of rage filled white grievance babies with anger management problems
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GOP: Childless cat ladies are ruining the country and our VP nominee likes dolphin porn and may or may not fornicate with furniture
Us: Y’all are so fucking weird
GOP: that’s hurtful
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Katie Britt wants the government to track pregnancies.
Well, if Brave New World, 1984 and The Handmaid’s Tale had a baby it would be Project 2025 and that’s the only pregnancy we should be tracking.
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George Soros is sipping a fine Cabernet while antisemitic redhats are weeping maga tears into a cup of flat Mountain Dew.
Have ya heard of Charles Koch ‘cause if not, let me tell you, y’all sure are wasting a lotta hate on the wrong octogenarian billionaire
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Bringing back this Christmas gem! Merry Christmas to this lady legend who is my forever spirit animal. I don’t know who you are but thank you!
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