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2 years
@jjaayy_____ My guy could make a killing in other ways... like narrating a documentary about supervillains.
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2 years
Kathy Hilton should send this to Rinna, captioned, “Thinking of you.” #RHOBH #RHOBHReunion #KathyHilton
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3 years
You know who wouldn’t have judged Miranda getting her Che on? This icon. #AJLT #AndJustLikeThat
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4 years
@swanage123 @williamkeenanx @CavemannDann Linda, the Queen doesn’t give a fuck about you. Stop trying so hard to kiss her cheeks.
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2 years
Dorinda berating Vicki for feeling down and calling her a “victim” then being 3 dirty martinis deep and going on and on about Richard dying is the pot calling the kettle a victim. Get it together. #RHUGT2
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2 years
@MiniLash @i_rewrong @MaddieFox10 @CFC_Xpert @elcliftonn Aye hold on and she can fly out to his various filming locations, infiltrate his security team, get by his WIFE and then convince him to cheat on her and effectively shite all over his reputation and ruin his career vs. him asking the colleague out for a drink by the photocopier
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2 years
@LouisStaples Me in the doorway when they finally look up:
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2 years
Fully enjoying Malcolm Connolly’s testimony. Flying the flag for us Scots by being a hard cunt 😂👏🏻🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 #DeppHeardTrial #JohnnyDeppVsAmberHeard
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2 years
@hoodsalan @BUMFLOWERs 🎶Look at this shaft 🎶
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2 years
Dorinda not understanding why she was fired is hilarious. “I am EXHAUSTED” she says, halfway to shitfaced after waking up with a hangover that very morning. Bitch, you’re tired because you DRINK TOO MUCH, not because you “work hard”. #RHUGT2
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4 years
@finbarkerr @swanage123 @williamkeenanx @CavemannDann I don‘t give a fuck about any of them ya flag shagger 😂
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3 years
Bill Murray’s got two watches on.
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2 years
Johnny Depp calling Amber Heard a “cunt” is the funniest thing 😂 The outrage parade will be on him for using a word that, to me growing up in working-class Scotland, is a part of the everyday vernacular. #JohnnyDepp #AmberHeard #DeppvsHeard
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4 years
Beverley’s hair is everything to me. I tune in just to see whit the fuck is happening wae it every episode. #ImACeleb
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Lisa
3 years
@Nunyabidness929 @aidsdrienne @dayavitz Fuck I’m 30 and still can’t figure myself out
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3 years
@argkitsune @ampol_moment This is fantastic 🙌🏻
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3 years
@insecurehbo After last season’s episode written by @natasharothwell , I’m gonna have to say Lawrence.
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4 years
@Aye_ItsRob “THANK YOU FOR COMING”
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2 years
@saggybabby All of us when Rinna opens her mouth:
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2 years
@umienmadrid Not to mention she was halfway wasted reciting that number, holy shit! An accomplishment in itself.
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3 years
@fleabagnocontxt “Sorry Anthony... see you next week.”
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3 years
@alexactivated Let’s not forget the mother of all Triangle Napkin™ moments:
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2 years
@SophRossss They’re really putting an emphasis on “throw them away” 🤔 I’d probably end up putting the package in a ziploc and keeping it for my lawyers to deal with. It’s evidence.
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2 years
@JusticeSquad2 Her going from livid and abusive to frantic and pleading was exhausting just to listen to. I cannot imagine the stress of living with that 24/7. No wonder he left/drank 😔
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2 years
@Rory2All She was a smokeshow then and a smokeshow now 🤩
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4 years
@JacobFr65279655 @finbarkerr @swanage123 @williamkeenanx @CavemannDann Bet your face looks like a foot after it got bitten by a snake
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3 years
@takeyourzoloft RHONY trips are for slobbery drunken arguments, comparing mugshots, DON’T TOUCH THE MORGAN LETTERS and a wave of diarrhea that sweeps throughout the group and finishes with Ramona shitting all over the accommodation both literally and verbally. Not... flawless hair and make-up!
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4 years
@NineDaves Dorinda just didn’t want that sober Zarin heat. Jill would have got her together and FAST.
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3 years
Can we bring back our Queen, the BS detector? Please! #ErikaJayne #RHOBH
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3 years
@joehullait Takes a village to raise a child.
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4 years
@JonahDispatch Whatever it was, just know, I’m on her side.
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3 years
@realitybyAshley I’ll never not be sexually aroused by Maurice. Ever.
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Lisa
2 years
Anyone notice Rinna always sidles up to whomever is the wealthiest (first it was Sutton and now it’s Diana) or has the most fame (like Eileen and then Denise)? #RHOBH
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2 years
That big gorgeous funny bastard @Rylan has got me watching #ThisMorning for the first time in about 7 years.
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Lisa
2 years
@j01060911 I need to see a married couple having to use the intercom or call one another because their home is so massive they cannot locate one another. PLEASE 🙏🏻
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