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Joined July 2011
I get to photograph Black folks for a living, life is cool tbh
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calling pussy roast beef when ballsacks look like ice cream scoops of elephant skin is quite unfair to women and their bodies.
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y’all my friend’s sister has an account called sza salad where she just goes around reviewing Caesar salads and I’m honestly and truly impressed
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keep boycotting.
Big news for McDonalds fans - they're slicing their prices down in November, meaning you can get a Big Mac or McNuggets for just 99p 😋.
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I had no interest in the AirPod Max until y’all started making cute covers for them wtf
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duolingo but it’s the OVO owl teaching u toronto slang.
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(friendly reminder that Puma is on the boycott list and that Rih is a billionaire she doesn’t need your money rn okay???).
Rihanna’s Fenty x Puma Creepers are back in 3 new colorways going on sale November 30th in North America and December 1st globally.
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everyone else can pack it UP
post a celebrity that looks godly with blonde hair.
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pls the transition from her yelling that to her soft ass singing has me cracking tf up 😭.
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designer straps not a thing yet? I need my girls to say I fucked them w Margiela or sumn.
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Same man who blew up Cudi’s car and folks talmbout she ain’t do enough????? aight man.
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Yes, stealing designs from young black independent businesses that sent you free shit for promo is the right move.
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everybody downtown got purple lanyards— I can’t tell who’s TIFF and who’s CAMH.
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finding out that shorty is scared to live at Dundas and Dovercourt is so fucking funny LMFAOOOOOOOOO.
Some TikToker in Toronto made a video and was like we found the perfect house! One problem! The poors and Crips live across the street! . WTAF.
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“ PLEASE DON’T TOUCH MY HAIR “ | a couple months ago, I gathered a bunch of lovely women with different hair types for this shoot. Stop asking if “it’s real”. Stop asking us how we “get it like that” and most importantly,. Please stop touching our hair.
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been in my Polaroid bag this year
Film Photographers: Share your favorite work from the first half of the year. ✨.
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wallah I can’t believe this guy was actually the mayor of toronto LMFAOOOOO.
rob is really gone guys omggggg💔💔💔💔 gone too soon. rob whyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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being this openly racist is so funny cus wym there’s no white ppl in Toronto??? I leave the crib and I’m surrounded by whities in blue jays gear LMFAOOOOO.
I was in Toronto this weekend. There are no white people in that city anymore. It's shocking. This country is changing so fast that it's not even recognizable. While people are arguing about the carbon tax and woke BS, this country is being completely overrun.
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we haven't even heard from you.you look drained, you look exhausted.boy, them late nights ain't good for you.really starting to show on you.
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muting this bc I never expected this tweet to leave my neighbourhood. y’all can argue w yourselves or laugh together just remember that women are beautiful— happy holidays 🫶🏽.
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What a weird way to spell SCARBOROUGH.
The Weeknd is dedicating $500,000 to hospitals battling COVID-19 in the east-Toronto neighbourhood where he grew up.
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when sexyy red said “it ain’t my fault that i fuck better than yo bitch” i honestly and truly felt that.
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Sexyy Red need a Toronto tour date but she gotta perform in the Jane and Finch mall parking lot for the culture.
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this is just your regular rural Ontario man. nothing to see here.
🚨 | Justin Bieber looks extremely ugly and terrifying in new picture.
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Which one of you Brampton tings let him smash? I know it was y'all.
I HADE A 3 SUM MY LAST NIGHT IN CANADA ESSKEETIT.
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toronto, I will always love you. thanks for stopping by the crib. 💘
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LMAO dawg what the hell is going on in this damn province.
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anyways I’m a film photographer if any of y’all care lmao always looking for fresh faces in toronto + nyc
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This shit really had me crying last night. A nigga said he FORGOT 😭😭😭
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do not freelance unless you have a degradation kink and enjoy begging people to pay you the money they owe you lol.
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I miss when Uber drivers did the MOST to get a good rating. Used to hop in the whip and get a chilled water bottle & candies. Now niggas don’t even pull up the right building and make me walk to them.
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I actually consider this to be one of the best portraits I’ve ever done in my life. Everything about it is perfect to me.
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The pieces from my show last night. If you're dealing with depression, you're not alone. You can talk to me.
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when you don’t do ur lessons he tells u he’s gonna get the mawcheen.
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they really putting a Tim Hortons at Queen and Spadina across the street from mcd? oh that intersection bouta have even more ungodly levels of debauchery.
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Hoping they make these mad accessible so that people w disabilities have the chance to cop!!! This is sick!!!.
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Me “looking for my transfer” when I get off at Spadina Stn and see a fare inspector .
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reading a Reddit thread on Revue Cinema and did y’all know the landlord wanted to raise their rent from $10k to $15k and they said yes but now he won’t accept their cheques????.
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If I could pick any video on the internet to represent me I think it would honestly be this one .
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Some of you complaining about Pusha coming at 40’s illness were the same ones excusing Drake for coming at Cudi’s mental health. Just admit you’re bias and can’t handle rap beef.
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NO BC WHY WOULD SHE ASK HIM TO SAY IT AGAIN LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO.
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croissants have no business being so delicious like miss ma’am you are just BREAD!!!.
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when I’m at an event I don’t wanna be at n start thinking of the weed n snacks I have at the crib .
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“wHy iS drAkE sWiTchInG HiS aCcEnt?!” . This is literally how most Toronto mans sound but y’all wouldn’t know that cus you can’t afford a fucking passport. Fuck off.
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TORONTO HEAR ME OUT……….
This creator’s neighbors unionized the building. Now their rent is getting cut in half.
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she a baddie wit her baddie fren.
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Do you ever think about how yt ppl really hijacked the fuck outta yoga and made it into some weird culture that makes POCs feel unwelcomed???.
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Hot take: Toronto isn’t as unsupportive as people make it seem. People just aren’t honest with themselves with what they’re after. They want support from specific cliques without engaging with the community and blatantly ignoring the people that do support them.
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she said she luv Gucci so I put it in her coochieeeeee.
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ppl being weird about this tweet is funny to me bc we can acknowledge that the city has a sex trafficking problem, industries are overrun w abusers, city becoming increasingly unaffordable, etc . but ur first thought was to shit on this girl cus ur friends are cool to you lmao.
Toronto is such a weird fake & dark city. It’s like a permanent dark cloud over Ppl. Y’all are so fuckin miserable and boring & jus hate yourselves.
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the Drake lookalike contest is just a drag show for men.
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Y’all don’t block me lol but I’m realizing some of these masc presenting folks are just woman who like to wear comfortable man clothes and get line ups…and that’s about it. They don’t possess any other masc qualities fr.
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This city really hates homeless people & people in need. They closed the community fridge in Parkdale. Went after the man who was building those shelters. but what are THEY doing to help those in need???.
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good morning, first time showing work in nyc complete ✅ ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡ thank u to all the friends and oomfies that came out 🥹
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MTV Canada being taken off air. Here’s to MTV Live and MTV After Show being staples of my adolescence.
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Toronto raccoons are the real roadmans
A raccoon family has taken over a Toronto bank causing it to shut down.
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YALL WASNT AROUNDDDDDD
Twitter was founded 17 years ago today. What is your favorite tweet of all time?
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I’m in Brampton for the second time in my life and I wanna know why y’all drive like that.
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did you know Ontario has the second highest rate of reported human trafficking cases in Canada? The 401 being used regularly to transport victims between Toronto, London, Windsor & Ottawa?.
@LASTNAMELORDE It doesnt have a trafficking problem she has personal issues. .
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friendship initiation: you have to survive a day of matcha, an art gallery visit, a rant about how im gonna take over the world, a trip to the record store where I show you foreign jazz records I like, a likkle spliff, and a couple lychee martinis.
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pulled out the dick, got my baby bouncing on Rick type shit.
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like y’all needa go back to Oakville or Newmarket or wherever tf y’all be coming from im so serious.
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when people say toronto’s trash it’s for a variety of other reasons— never the food lol.
I don’t know why everyone so suprised that Keith is having a great time eating in Toronto. Y’all hate on your own city till someone els comes and loves it. Toronto ppl so weird bro 😂😂.
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if I had a dollar for every time someone zoomed in on my face and sent me a screenshot omfg.
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So ya girl just got hired to shoot 2 Chainz. I wanna cry cus he’s a LEGEND to me 😭😭😭.
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just met my fave photographer that inspired me to publish my own books. I can’t rn 😭😭😭😭 Jamel Shabazz is a LEGEND
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