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@kyrstensinema stores her clothes inside me. @SenecaSpeaks21 's favorite "soggy." Neuroscientist. Teacher.

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New designs. Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay. Allons-y!
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@AriDrennen Oh look it's ever-famous Taylor Silverman, who lost to a 7 year old girl and blamed a trans person for it.
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@ceremonioushurt I feel like he's a performance piece at this point.
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@RespectElves Come and take it, hun.
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@KingsleyCortes Come and take it, fascist.
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@esjesjesj She looks happy and it's really horrendous how normalized transphobia is getting thanks to social media radicalization.
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@McMullenForMO What's the over/under on this guy getting arrested for sex related crimes in the next 5 years?
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@jeremybernier @1776in2023 @calichicacine I'm sure Fox News will give you the nuanced policy discussion you're claiming to want.
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@ErinInTheMorn If you make our existence illegal, then you can expect illegal resistance.
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@SimplyShae13 Make bigots afraid again.
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@VaushV @Victorshi2020 Fingers crossed this meme ages well.
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@theserfstv "If Elon's idea of a 'free speech' website is one where people can be intimidated into silence." Yes. It is. That's actually the case. By getting rid of protections against hate speech and bullying, he's explicitly made this site a place where people can be bullied off of it.
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@CerberusXt Ah yes, pointing out that a monkey in a samurai costume representing a famous black samurai is deeply, insanely racist is "insane cope."
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Turns out that @thedailybeast are a bunchy of fucking cowards and let a fascist bully them into silence about the reality of Chris Rufo's actions. Chris Rufo has SPECIFICALLY gone to Hungary to study and learn from their Christian Fascism, in order to implement it. Shame on DB
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@drmistercody @scrowder Weren't they complaining that it WAS woke because Peach isn't a damsel in distress trope?
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@punishedmother Guess he gave up on advertiser revenue, lol.
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@SwannMarcus89 Her books involve a slave race with a plot point being that trying to liberate them would ACTUALLY be BAD for them.
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@AriDrennen Which jealousy makes Chaya the most mad? - Bailey Anne is way, way prettier than Chaya even though she's older. - Bailey Anne is now happily married to an absolute hunk and Chaya is perpetually single?
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@DreamLeaf5 If this was a trans woman this would be the non stop right wing news cycle for at least a week.
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@stacycay Fun fact: It was a Putin stooge who is so corrupt the IOC suspended their entire organization, that has pushed this completely unconfirmed narrative.
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@VaushV (Apparently)
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@DreamLeaf5 And yet they cancel good shows left and right for the lols
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@DreamLeaf5 Tail slap to the noggin. People underestimate how insanely powerful fish can be.
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@TateTheTalisman @ysstsysyueuduf @TrulyUli Wow that's an astounding lie-per word count rate.
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@coolp1np I feel like most of the people who are against assisted suicide have never had to personally care for a loved one in hospice. It's a terrible, undignified experience for all involved that leaves lifelong wounds. Personally? I know my Dad deserved and wanted better.
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@VaushV I think it's very nice of Michael to make it clear to all of us that he's no longer a civilian.
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@stillgray @elonmusk @ZubyMusic How's that fake accent Ian?
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@SocDoneLeft Chaser of Kyiv, ROFL
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@PigLazer @TheAntifaTurtle Karl Popper was right. Incredibly rare LazerPig L, but it's a doozy.
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Holy shit, yes, they're finally admitting it - housing prices have to remain high in order to motivate developers and banks. If stuff started getting "affordable" they would stop fucking building because the profit margins would be too small.
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“One of the challenges we face in San Francisco is we need the rent to go back up.” It is so refreshing to hear YIMBYs say this stuff out loud. Private developers have no plan for building new housing when rents actually go down.
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@MichaelCrush73 @Esqueer_ He still hasn't learned what a coup is apparently
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@DreamLeaf5 Lot of dudes back then lied like hell to get into the forces, so 12? Probably not, but too young to be there? Possible.
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Worked for unions for a decade. Left to work at the firm that ran the campaigns for Kamala and Gavin. Then leaves to lobby for AirBNB/Emily's List. Now she's worth $16m.
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@ptpark @TheQuartering Intense pdf phrenology, Ted.
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@Esqueer_ Come and take it, etc etc
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@CAJewishCaucus Interpreting the "from the river to the sea" slogan as a call for the eradication of Israel is basically Zionists admitting that if they have their way, Israel will never allow equality or self determination for Palestinians.
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@AdolphClitler @stacycay Do everyone a favor.
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@DreamLeaf5 It's true too, @StillGray is Malaysian. He also insults other people's appearances while looking like this. (I apologize for the shocking nsfw image)
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@AriDrennen @michaeljknowles He believes that because he's a Christo Fascist. He unironically believes that the government should work for his religion, and enforce morality based on that. This isn't based in any sort of genuine interest or demonstrable good past his own quest for fanatical power.
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@CaelanConrad So basically it's just
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@highprogressive If you're pissing off the tankies, you're doing things right, and most of the people who are pissed off seem to be tankies.
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@CerberusXt Top comment is someone recommending DS9 because of its examination of fascism which like - yeah, BUT... ...If you're a Tim Pool fan you somehow still fucked up the point of that series.
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@AriDrennen I have no ability to effectively convey how angry this has made me, especially as someone who was a professional athlete in High School.
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@Esqueer_ @MTFreedomCaucus Tennessee part two. Fascist boogaloo.
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@HunterAA6 @PaintedFreak100 An apology doesn't mean someone owes you forgiveness, Hunter.
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@AnaKasparian @OwenRBroadhurst @LeftwardBound @jessesingal The Young TERFs confirmed. Gen Xer's out here following their Boomer parents into conservative senility.
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@VaushV Trans checklist before 2024 - Passport Personal defense weapons
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@mattxiv I would e honestly shocked if this isn't in violation of IOC sportsmanship rules.
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I am ever-perplexed by the YIMBY aversion to building subsidized housing. They have a near anarchocapitalist fervor for free market solutions at all costs. Heaven forbid we address the issue of affordability directly. Affordability through volume, eventually, decades from now!
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@grudkev Thinking about @AnaKasparian for absolutely no reason at all.
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@CamomileOgden Thinking of @AnaKasparian for absolutely no reason again.
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@esjesjesj The man upended democracies across the world, turning Twitter into a cesspool of hate and misinformation, when he could no longer control his daughter - he wasn't about to give control to us plebs.
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@mattlieb Once again asking Zionists to stop making the same arguments Nazi's would make.
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@Esqueer_ @VoteRandyFine A burlesque show where no one has tattoos?
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@BitsHammer Communism is when big golden Mommies.
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@wayne4_real @Esqueer_ @somehardik The behind-the scenes stories from the non-Union plant in SC are terrifying.
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@Esqueer_ Huh look at that, more proof that Elon is an extremely abusive parent and partner.
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@notCursedE She's a cop, lmao lmao lmao
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@zoebroog Pathetic old man continues to seek relevance post a minor league porn career.
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@MattWalshBlog Interesting. Matt Walsh admits he's not a civilian?
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Let's not act like this is a win for housing affordability - one of the four units just sold for $1.9M, which would require a $400k+/yr in order to afford. All this did was, as critics of YIMBY policies constantly point out - make one developer a decent amount of money.
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'tis the weekend for housing-policy curiosities from my neighborhood: I just discovered that a builder has pulled off a 4-unit, single-stair condo bldg on a standard (for S.F.) 25' x 100' lot! (see screenshots for before-and-after pics) 1/5
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@BrynnTannehill Once again begging my fellow transes to carry the most lethal self defense they feel comfortable with, to train and get confident with it. Also get your passports and an escape plan.
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@zimmy1998 @MsSapphire406 @ZoAndBehold They got their feelings hurt by her pointing out the obvious - that their bill would cause tangible harm to the citizens of Montana
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Montana state Rep. Zooey Zephyr told lawmakers they would have “blood on their hands” if they banned gender-affirming medical care. Republicans have refused to let the transgender lawmaker speak on the chamber floor until she apologizes for her remarks.
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@DreamLeaf5 Violently protesting is as French as good bakeries, wine, and antisemitism.
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@MrCokoko @CroweTK @the_transit_guy In general, and this is the case with a lot of these sorts of sports, the difference can be largely attributed to a smaller pool of players. Total player pool in a sport is going to give an increased likelihood for higher and higher talent.
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Remember this banger from just a couple of months ago? YIMBYs don't care about affordability because they also know, deep down, that if developers aren't making serious profits, they're not going to keep building. Hence - Market Rate Luxury Condos are sold as the solution.
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“One of the challenges we face in San Francisco is we need the rent to go back up.” It is so refreshing to hear YIMBYs say this stuff out loud. Private developers have no plan for building new housing when rents actually go down.
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@DreamLeaf5 @terminallyOL Saudi's desperately trying to prepare for the end of the oil money with a shift to tourism. Problem is tourists don't want to go to a repressive totalitarian sharia state.
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Since I seem to have hit the YIMBY Slack, let me reiterate - the VAST majority of YIMBYs that I have interacted with on here favor free market solutions over socialized ones. It's not even close. Stop trying to gaslight me. It ain't going to work.
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@CerberusXt Deep Rock Galactic's only for-pay DLC's are purely cosmetic. All new gameplay content is free. It's a great system for them, and I always by the DLC cosmetics because I want to support such a great dev team with such an amazing game.
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@RightWingCope It's that episode of Top Gear when they drove through Alabama all over again.
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@ppPepoComfy This is the vibe all day every day right now.
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@bobbyfijan You literally didn't address the stair issue, which is the major one being brought up. God though, you disrupt types always have the biggest and most unearned god complexes.
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@Esqueer_ There's poisoning the well and then there's Hannah's nonsense.
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@VaushV @michaeljknowles Prediction about Michael responding to a debate offer from Vaush
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@DM_Draco This change is also - not at all new. It's years old at this point. Hell, the question of inherent evil in orc/goblinkind was a storyline in Drizzt books from like a decade ago. Wait until he finds out about the Menzoberranzan civil war.
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@JinSaotome @DreamLeaf5 "Christian Nationalist" Oh, so a fascist doing genocide apologia. Shocking.
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@skidmark329 @esjesjesj Yeah like four other guys beat you to this one anyways enjoy the mute loser.
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@Das_Mystikal This is Netflix doing atonement for the non stop deluge of "The One Joke" brought to you by a stream of washed up Gen X comedians.
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@DreamLeaf5 They're all 'round the Sierra Nevada and the Grapevine heading into LA. Brakes get hot, they fail, things go bad quick.
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@theghostdeer @esjesjesj Get better material
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@highprogressive Anything progressive I hear from Democrats is tempered by the fact that leaders of the party have helped and celebrated criminalizing homelessness. I fear there's a very dark turn ahead for the party.
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@ErinInTheMorn He'll just be Glinner but richer in like, 6 months.
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@DreamLeaf5 He's objectively correct here.
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@DylanBurns1776 Ok fine I'll do it
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It's wild how many people are in the comments demanding that landlordry be the only business investment with government mandated zero financial risk. The leech in question made a risky business decision that backfired and is forcing the tenants to bail him out.
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It’s not a loss. It’s being cash flow negative. If you can’t carry the mortgage costs as a landlord, you’re overleveraged. Your tenant’s rent still contributes to your purchase of your rental property. No one owes you a positive cash flow for your purchase you couldn’t afford.
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