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Crowd Work

When you think of these crazy times happening a lot through human history it doesn't make you feel better.

@caitiedelaney

@Godzilla1954T @arvalis Yeah

@arvalis Im on it

@arvalis I keep saying the next JP film needs to be a prequel about setting up the park. Looking at what the scientists were discovering, (behaviour, genetics..) but also what the zookeepers and maintenance ppl had to deal with. 90's nostalgia period piece, third act shenanigans

@laufman If it's NOT made with ai, was the directive to make it look exactly like it was?

Nightly prayer

@TheSloppyBoys This would have been a great shirt? Maybe after the episode drops

@TheSloppyBoys Ass

A nice interview with Bored Panda