Kwani Shii Ngapi 🇰🇪
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This is why women live longer than men 🤣 🤣 🤣
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Got paid today. Paid my bills and several loans. Broke again within an hour. Amazing! Adulting is just amazing!
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Forex will make you a millionaire. This is a small project I started in Kitale. To more wins.
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How did you know you were not going to get that job during your job interview?
Share your story 😂
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Instead of paying Ksh 25-30k for gym, why not join mjengo, lose the fat, mould body immensely & gain 2k everyday.
A win-win.
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In 2020, Amerix turned down a 90 million gig from a multi-national NGO, claiming that his masculinity couldn't allow.
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Willis Raburu amesema Shabiki or something kumpeleka Qatar ku-watch a live game is a dream come true. Am left wondering, msee amekuwa kwa media for that long ku-afford ndege ya only Ksh 40K, kuishi kwa hoteli na ku-watch game mbili hawezi afford.
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They say a picture is worth a thousand words....
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I've been paying school fees for my 3 siblings in university, bought my first car & expensive Samsung Galaxy S22 na nimejenga ocha na pesa ya Forex.
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After Getting A Job, The First Thing A Kenyan Woman Does Is To End Her Current Relationship ASAP.
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I took her to Qatar, wewe umepeleka wako wapi?
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Niliwaifanya kwa Supermarket fulani huko Donholm. 6:30am to 8pm with a Salary Ksh 5k per month. Nilifanya one month and half. Stock ikikam mnabeba kuenda kwa store first floor na ni December time biashara imekubali. Nilisema heri nirudi kwetu Kitale.
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I hear that "Martha" committed suicide. True or false?
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Finally, 10 million Twitter followers. Asanteni sana. 💉
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watu tulimaliza KCSE 2009 ni kama tulirogwa aki
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Nimework na hawa somalis, time nilikua napiga familia ya mhesh photography time ya campaigns. Sieeetttt watoto madem ni warembo baana na ma cuzo wao, dem ako 23 lakini jioni family gathering ndio una-realize ako na bwana. Gaidi imetafuna kitu kutoka akue 15.
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Name a better duo than this two, I'm waiting.
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Why does everyone drink alcohol and smoke weed now?
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Which scene made you realize you're not a gangsta & you have emotions?
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Not my baby mama trying to get back together with me, first of all I don't date women with kids.
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Someone somewhere is making your salary in an hour trading forex. No Disrespect.
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Rent: 25,000
Internet: 5,500
Netflix: 1,500
Jollification: 13,600
Shopping: 17,500
Dad's small token: 15,000
Electricity: 7,000
I hate the end months, I want to go back to being a child because adulting is roughing me up a good one. Kama si Forex sijui ningekuwa nalipaje bills.
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I've just seen a brand new BMW X6 M Sport (KDG) being driven by I guess a boy in his early twenties and my life has never been the same again.
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Bro Code 102a: Never Think About Sleeping With A Married Woman.
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Why do women basically give up or become distance with a guy when he struggles financially?
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What is the most extreme form of peer pressure you have witnessed amongst adults?
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No amount of peer pressure will make me listen to Wakadinali.
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One time nilienda interview I was 22 years then. The guys who came for the interview walikua na experience ya mpaka 15+ years. CEO aliniona, akacheki HR then akaangalia file tena. Hapo nilikunywa tu refreshments, after the interview kama nimeendea pombe.
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GSU and RDU watamaliza watu, even the innocent one. Due to lack of intelligence. Imagine EX wako ashout pale Archives, Mwizi! Mwizi! Wanakumaliza hapo hapo.
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Dating ni expensive ukiwa Nairobi. imagine unalipa rent alafu unalipa msichana pia akupende. Kuenda out once a week ni 5k minimum, mkienda every weekend unaspend 20k. Get random s*x or marry!
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Good morning from my expensive Samsung Galaxy S22 Ultra 5G that I bought with my own hard earned money from Forex. Where are you tweeting from?
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I've had a really bad day. Engine kidogo ipate knock 💔
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Most jobless Women in Nairobi live better lives than most employed men, Diana B just confirmed that. Bahati is a loser.
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I have never healed since Baba's victory was stolen.
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Yanga SC spokesman Haji Manara aka Bugatti on vacation with his two wives.
I now believe that money can be a unifying factor.
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If given an opportunity to attend any of their shows, which would you go for?
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Kuna kazi hapa. If you're interested DM niku-link.
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Do you think that women should go to jail for falsely accusing anyone of rape?
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Good morning from the leafy suburbs of Kitale. Tweeting from my expensive Samsung Galaxy s22 Ultra 5G that I bought with my own hard earned money from Forex.
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Dem anataka kunipost ati anamark territory, bladddy Fakkin. Nimemshow akinipost tunaachana.
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It’s so hard to grow an account. I’m not famous but I really struggled to earn 165k followers.
RT to help me find my mutuals🥹🥹
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Deputy President Rigathi Gachagua's use of goons to harm businesses was a tactic to incite hatred and spark a Kikuyu Uprising. Reject this and stand for unity. Right to Kiss Ngono Boycott
#GoonZ
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Text your crush "I love the world cup but not as much as I love you" and send a screenshot of what they replied.
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UNPOPULAR OPINION: Smoking weed doesn't make you look cool.
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Sometimes loneliness is the price you pay for your growth.
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Lakini Nikita Kering huwa mrembo sana, if only.
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Imagine there is someone somewhere on this earth richer than all Kenyans combined.
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Name that book/novel you think everyone should read at least once in their lives.
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I respect Khaligraph Jones sana;
No drama, no PR Team;
No entanglements, just good music, good vibes & 100% performance.
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Women are scam, this lady shattered my heart when she left me for my bestfriend now she wants to come back, because I have money.
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Nothing sweeter than ignoring a fine lady that thinks she's every man's choice.
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"Unaweza kuja ukitaka" must be the most disrespectful invitation ever.
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I hate being employed and will never be employed. Something I can never wish on someone. Why apply for jobs and attend interviews when you can join Forex trading?
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What normally motivates you when you seem tired and about to give up?
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My greatest fear is my kids saying that they came from a humble background.
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You can still enjoy life without alcohol & weed.
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Your shoes are the first thing people unintentionally notice about you. So wear nice shoes.
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Twitter for Android kwa new update hakuna retweets na likes, but lazima you open tweet ndio you like or retweet.
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Mnasema 5k hatuwezi pata house girl na January I want to hire one.
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Being a man in Kenya means your life is already hard. Don't make it harder by dating complicated & toxic women.
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Bro, ukiona dem ameanza maneno ya pesa, no matter how innocent she looks, IGNORE HER. Hapana kuwa good guy all the time, utaumia sana.
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I ask you “how are you doing?”
You replied with, “I’m good”.
So, I care to know how you’re doing, but you don’t care about how I’m doing?
I can never reply to such a message. End of conversation.
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UNPOPULAR OPINION: Everyone Has Been A Soldier In The Pornhub Struggle.
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Nobody is ignoring you. You like asking for money/favours too much.
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Good morning from the leafy suburbs of Kitale. Tweeting from my expensive Samsung Galaxy S22 Ultra 5G that I bought with my own hard earned money from Forex.
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That boring life you are living has protected you from a lot of harm & bad experiences. Blessed Sunday.
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Kwa marriage hakunaga sieks, unaguza madam anakwambia "acha kunisumbua nilale my 8 hours"
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Yaani token ya 14 bob hata haifiki 1 unit 🤣 🤣 🤣
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Next generation of professionals will be something else especially in this age of social media. Mwalimu anapata mwanafunzi akiiba exam, anapiga picha then anapost Twitter smh
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Funny how ladies think that Valentine's is International Women's Day.
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The first time I saw my junior brother chew paracetamol, I knew we were raising a future cultist.
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Kitale is beautiful at night! Image shot on the samsung galaxy s22 ultra 5G. Night mode.
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Delete two from your life;
1. Alcohol
2. Food
3. Money
4. Sex
5. Friends
6. Music
7. Weed
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How many hours of sleep do you get on average?
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Cheating is strictly fair when it’s done by a man. When it’s done by a woman it’s disgusting and completely unforgivable! That's not even up for discussion.
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Nimechoka kukaa Kitale wakubwa, nataka ku relocate wallai, but kitu ya kunitoa huku ndio bado sijapata.
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One pregnancy scare and I've been walking around with a condom in my wallet for the last one and a half years.
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We live in a society where if a man cries, he's seen as weak. If he talks, he is dismissed. If he's assaulted, he's not a man enough. If he asks for help, he's laughed at. In the end, a woman will suffer. A mother will lose a son, sister a brother, & a wife will lose a husband.
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Forex is a SCAM. It allows you to make MONEY way too faster. And it is soo unreal. Please stay away from FOREX!!
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