@Twins @WBCBaseball Hooray! Been a big Colombia fan ever since we adopted our son from Colombia now almost 30 years ago... wonderful country with wonderful people.

@chrisdmowrey The answer is no. And I'm with you, CM, 100%. (I tend to call them "rascals" rather than "f#ckers" but hey, you be you.)

@theharpoonman Suffice to say I share your concern, my friend. Very, very concerned. (I'm not sure there was much there for the worm to eat, but hey, I'm not a doctor either.)

@TwinsAlmanac Never gets old. (Just slide, Ron... just slide.)

@will__weaver Again, I'm not a betting man... but I'd wager quite a bit (if I were) on the "screw it up" option. Sigh.

@CongBoyle @HouseBudgetDems TY, TY, TY Congressman Boyle! My friend, Congressman Boyle. Important work. And I'm grateful.

@RpsAgainstTrump Geez, who writes his material. Maybe one of Elon's brilliant 20-year-old engineer types???

@melvincarter3 Hooray!

@Acyn Let's not talk about the fall of Musk without first talking about the fall of Phillips. Geez... Dean... what happened?

@highbrow_nobrow @Acyn Go back to painting your head, Stephen. Quickly.

@CrazyFenaker Fear not. RFKjr to the rescue. Oh geez...

@CrazyFenaker Really good point, Crazy. Scary but really good.

@Twins Starting to get EXCITED!!!!!

@davewingrave I really like the "... I want you to punch me in the face" construction. I wouldn't do it, but your all-in expression is worthy of copying. (I trust you're okay with that.)

@OtterDreaming Correct answer. Tragic answer... but the correct answer.

@BestPixMN Went to one game there. Watched a young, dynamic coach for Northwestern and thought he might have a bright future. His name was Green... Denny Green.

@Theholisticpsyc No kidding. Tough stuff. We made it through... they've gone to their reward, but you're right. No one prepares you for this transition.

@JLCauvin @JDVance Couldn't agree more, J-LC. As for you, JD, the day will come when you'll have to account for your "lapse" to your Maker.

@TwinsAlmanac @StOlaf I didn't remember this. Way to step up on the part of the good Lutherans (...the one true faith, ha) in Northfield. And gotta add, love the shot of Harmon's high forehead.