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Hello @AppleSupport this new blue icon has appeared on my iPad (running 18.2). It is undocumented; are you able to clarify its meaning. Thanks

Tipping in the US is out of control. It used to be a few $1 bills. Now it’s around $10 just for a solo lunch. Tipflation is definitely a thing.

Just had some minor surgery. Post op recovery. A lie down and some ice cream. This should always be the remedy to everything

@insultsrare Just send me the $$$. You owe me $5.6 billion

@tonykeyesjapan The Sapporo in me fails to see what the problem is

RT @SeaBreezeBear: Playing modern warfare on my Xbox over cruise ship wifi. I need some kind of taunt to players I kill “killed by a bloke…

I fail as an Aussie. I recognised about 4 people in the Kia Tasman Ute. 🛻 ad. Waugh, Boon, Watson, Langer. That was it.

BTC approaching ATH. This thing is a cockroach. Nuke it and it comes back harder and stronger.

@Shayna620 @JoeyMannarinoUS I don’t know why you think that’s limited to a woman’s pov. I was aghast for the same reason

@lilyproJP @savvykenya I don’t know if you can use “just” in front of 6 years ago 😉

@YabaiKeikai The answer is no. Bible is way more full on than erotic anime

The old Melbourne hook turn just played out in front of me. Who ever dreamed that turning right from the left lane was a good idea 🤦🏼‍♂️

Dan Andrews Lockdown coming back to haunt Victoria?

It seems that nobody today knows what “infamous” means

@dadsweb67 After 8 years in Hokkaido I left. I have made a constant effort to stay in touch with my Japanese “friends” I would say that of a dozen I’d hoped to remain friends with only 2 make the effort to stay in touch. The others I’ve given up on 😔

$10 bet that he would break 240.5 and he did. Only just. 😅 #chiefs #nfl

iPhone 15 Ceramic Shield | Swoop | Apple via @YouTube Australian iPhone ad. A first for me

@GordonlKnight Swimming in a sewer?

Just seen a woman in Blundstone boots, leggings and a rugby jersey. I haven’t seen women dress this way since the mid 90s. I find myself rather attracted to her. 😂

@VirginAustralia so please explain to me how sitting for hours in a super dry, fart filled tube, with a bunch a strangers, with a chance someone is a going to go “Karen”. Having mediocre meals can ever attain the status of wonderful. Now if you go back to the 60s, maybe.