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@KristianMMeyer

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2 years
@RepBoebert I call bullsh*t: the Institute for Legislative Analysis was just formed two months ago by a few former CPAC employees, so how 'in-depth' could it really be?. that, & there's no way you wrote that tweet by yourself, w/o a single political barb or attack. Someone else wrote it.
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@NoLieWithBTC This is what qualifies for tax-free status, eh?.
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@Acyn Sounds like weaponizing govt. agencies is just fine, as long as it's in MAGA's favor.
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@tedcruz Are you kidding??? There's barely a day goes by without some 'WT-Absolute-F'-inducing story coming out of Florida, and it's been going on for quite awhile now!. If anything that advisory should be universal, not just to minorities!.
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@NoLieWithBTC I'd say that's more of an admission than an accusation. .
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@highbrow_nobrow @justinbaragona So quit covering him. It's not rocket science.
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@nathaliejacoby1 Absolutely! Politics aside, mega churches are lavish & opposite of how their Bible says to live. That, to me, ins't a church; it's a tax haven.
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@HawleyMO "Child labor criminals". Interesting, considering it's conservative-led states that have moved to weaken child labor laws recently. What aren't you telling us, Josh?.
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@tedcruz @KenPaxtonTX It's one thing if this had been brought about by dems, lobbyists, etc., but that's not the case here. Your own fellow republican legislators brought this about, and only after Paxton insisted that taxpayers foot the bill for one of his lawsuits. This is on him, and him alone.
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@AmberEasley6 It's sad that warnings like these are even necessary.
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@SpeakerMcCarthy You guys have been preparing to default for months, regardless of what anyone else does (unless they completely bowed to you, of course). You've been chomping at the proverbial bit for it. Acting like that wasn't the plan while attempting to blame the other side . well, let's.
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@tedcruz This is yet another reminder that these investigations started (long) before Trump announced he was running for president again. Also, you're implying that some Americans should truly be above the law. Not a good look, Ted.
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@TulsiGabbard Trump was being investigated before he became anyone's political opponent. If it were anyone else they'd already be serving time. I refuse to condemn the process. I'm loyal to no politician.
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@JennaEllisEsq You *were* in that jail yesterday. You're not now. That's not what happens to 'actual violent criminals'. You didn't even spend time in a cell. Quit w/ the entitlement, privileged little girl.
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@davenewworld_2 I suppose good news for those babies, who might otherwise suffer a worse fate. Not such good news, though, for older foster kids already in the system, who'll get passed up for those babies.
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@ACTBrigitte Putting his face on a bunch of other people's bodies in pictures doesn't make him masculine.
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@MarshaBlackburn She'd already be in jail if you guys had anything whatsoever on her. I'm sure it sounds good to your base, though. Brings those donations right in.
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1 year
@julie_kelly2 Probably because it's not violent or an insurrection. Before you say it: it's not an insurrection *because* it's not violent. No one's trying to take the place over. This is a protest.
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@DesireeAmerica4 Successful entertainer vs unsuccessful entertainer, posing as a lawyer. Tough call. 🙄.
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@highbrow_nobrow @atrupar Pesky First Amendment and it's separation of church & state. Sounds like you want to work in the religious sector. Public office isn't for you under those circumstances.
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@RepNancyMace @RepRaskin This all could've been avoided by holding public hearings as requested, but apparently transparency w/ the public is too much to ask for. You & your colleagues are doing the exact opposite of what you say you want for your constituents, so you deserve every bit of humiliation.
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2 years
@washingtonpost It'll be interesting to see what the Church of Satan does with this one.
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@TomCottonAR How about we reinstate the ban on exporting US oil that you guys lifted during Trump's time & stop allowing big oil to export our stuff for their profit? Just a thought.
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@kimguilfoyle . and if you had proof you would've used it by now. Those involved would be detained and you'd be plastering said proof on every screen in the US (probably ad-supported). That's not the case. Oh, well.
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@laurenboebert Boehner wasn't my cup of tea but he was more respectable than anyone you'll put forward for speaker, Lauren.
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@KariLake @realDonaldTrump No Kari, you don't select presidents by how much & how well they break the law. You're thinking of mob bosses, or maybe gang leaders.
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@RonFilipkowski One can only assume there's a shortage of puppies and kittens to punt around and sacrifice in MAGALand.
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@laurenboebert What? Threatening violence??? Aren't you the one holding up your guns at every opportunity?.
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@PamelaHensley22 You fell for that Nigerian prince scheme back in the day, didn't you?.
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@JoJoFromJerz Something tells me that as a real estate guy he'll take the same route as lenders, take whatever increases a default results in, and double them before passing it on to the borrower / tenant / etc. Why not turn a problem into a revenue stream? Who's going to stop him / them?.
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@RepAndyBiggsAZ What was that old chant? Oh yeah: 'lock him up!'.
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@joncoopertweets DeSantis has no reason to care; he's getting the popularity he wants from the group that he wants it from. As long as his fame outshines any negatives for him (not the state or others; there's a difference) there's no reason to expect that to change, either.
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@KariLake What fight? You lost your fight. It's over & done. Now it's just, what, a cash grab?.
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@EliseStefanik @MELANIATRUMP Um, his presence is optional. No big deal if he doesn't show up. Besides, we all damn well know he's not attending that funeral.
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@SpeakerMcCarthy You've been attacking President Biden & using it to fundraise your political career for awhile now. Your point?.
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@NoLieWithBTC @JuddLegum Where the hell did 'Obama created tornadoes' come from???.
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@RNCResearch I get it, you're salty because they're not golfing at one of Trump's clubs for over half their time in office. Welp, stay salty then.
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@DeAngelisCorey Okay, great. They're government schools. They're not -- at least in theory -- subject to religion, which historically has limited education at every opportunity. For that, I have always supported them & will continue to do so.
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@SpeakerMcCarthy No one expects your position to change right now, Kevin. It's too early for that. It'll change a few hours before the deadline.
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@MarshaBlackburn Ah, the broken record takes another turn I see. .
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@JoJoFromJerz I remember talking about something similar with someone and being told that 'God's plan doesn't necessarily require anyone to be alive'. I was already walking away from religion at that point, but things like that made it much easier to do so.
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@RepMTG Your own work colleagues were laughing at you yesterday. Openly, to your face. Do you really think anyone's going to listen to you or even take you seriously right now?.
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@LauraLoomer She's not really angry; she's a propagandist. She mimics being angry so others will be incited to anger. It's what pays the bills, so that's what she's chosen to do.
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@realTuckFrumper I certainly hope not! If we go the Nixon route with Trump then we invite worse down the line. This needs to play out.
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@ATVI_AB So Mr. Kotick appreciates those coming forward for their courage. I guess we'll know for sure when we find out how many of those courageous people still have their jobs in 6-12 months, and if anything has changed besides updated NDA's and arbitration agreements.
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@bennyjohnson Um, AP is reporting the car came *from* the US side of the border.
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@MarshaBlackburn Your own activist judges have recently handed you victories that in some cases conservatives have fought for unsuccessfully for literal decades. Sit down, Marsha.
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@MarshaBlackburn Do you know that you're supposed to be representing an entirely different state, Marsha? Tennessee has issues of its own to address.
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@laurenboebert No one expected you to vote 'yes' regardless. You're one of the ones that actually want the country to default. Afterwards I fully expect you to try and torpedo McCarthy's career. Ya' know, to keep those donations flowing and what not.
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@Angry_Staffer Staying shut down is the goal anyway for Jordan, in or out of position.
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@GregAbbott_TX The for-profit prison industry is having wet dreams over this one! Sounds like a lot of expense over time, though. If you're gonna shell out cash like this, why not pay regular families to house / sponsor asylum seekers while their cases are pending. I'm sure they could use.
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@highbrow_nobrow Stalin & Hitler said similar things in their lifetimes. Not exactly the best thing to be associated w/, but there it is.
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@AdamKinzinger I'm still convinced that Putin's people discreetly reached out to MAGA lawmakers and offered them something to cut off Ukraine. Why else would they care about it so much? They've never threatened to cut off Israel in the decades that we've propped them up. Follow the money.
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@Wastemaxx22 @SpeakerMcCarthy You missed the part where the parties slowly swapped places from the late 19th to the mid 20th century.
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@notcapnamerica It's what he wanted. Choices have consequences.
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@charliekirk11 Is this bullsh*t? I think this is bullsh*t. It certainly feels like bullsh*t.
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@HawleyMO Nah, the 'coincidence' is MAGA's trying to fan the flames on Biden as Trump's was about to be indicted. One is not like the other.
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@JoJoFromJerz As long as any shred of MAGA exists, this will be 'normal'.
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@NoLieWithBTC I suppose when in doubt, re-do it until you get the results you want. Well, at least they haven't figured out a way to just appoint who they want without an election. Yet.
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@JoJoFromJerz @DonaldJTrumpJr Trump isn't done trying to be a tyrant yet.
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@mindys4Biden I think I gained weight just reading that.
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@JerasIkehorn I feel nothing. He was never worth my time to begin with. I have better things to think about.
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@laurenboebert So convince your state to reject all federal spending on it. It's a start, and from the way you've been tweeting you guys don't need or want federal handout money anyway. If we can get enough red states to 'pull yourselves up by your own bootstraps', as you claim you should be.
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@tedcruz Why are you getting involved at all, Ted? What happened to the whole 'free market' thing that conservatives loved to talk about before?.
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@RpsAgainstTrump Ford pardoning Nixon is part of what led us to Trump; no real safeguards were put in place. We learned nothing. If nothing comes from Trump, it'll pave the way for worse.
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@Angry_Staffer This is part of why Jack didn't rush things. He took it nice & slow, #RICOstyle.
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@bennyjohnson Greta travels around the world & tries to convince world leaders to be better people & better custodians of the world around them. You run an obscure podcast. By all means, though, sh*tpost a little more. Maybe it'll help you to feel a bit better.
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@highbrow_nobrow @AccountableGOP No it doesn't. Con men shouldn't be in office. Being inconvenient doesn't change that.
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@RpsAgainstTrump FFS, do NOT let these two procreate! 🤦‍♂️.
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@lavern_spicer Along with:. A wife who despises him. A daughter who knows he wants to f*ck her (if he hasn't done so already). Sons w/ the IQ's of potatoes. A past littered w/ people & businesses he's wronged & then purposefully destroyed. Fair weather friends to spare, w/ knives at the ready.
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@marklevinshow It is absolutely an abomination for a Marine to turn on his country for something as petty as a rich con man.
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@ACTBrigitte Because your side hasn't proven any to exist. Talk and action are two different things.
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@joncoopertweets Younger me would've driven around w/ friends & pelted this entire group w/ whatever waste product I wanted to creatively dispose of at the time. Older me would still do it, but I'd get the kids involved for some valuable bonding time & experience.
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@laurenboebert If you had evidence against him you'd have used it by now. SSDD.
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@ChuckCallesto There's one thing that keeps me from agreeing w/ you, that'll be a sure indicator of an imminent WWIII: billionaires & their money, along w/ corporate money, will be almost instantly funneled away & hidden. Every billionaire & every cent, gone & off the radar within a day.
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@Jim_Jordan Your side doesn't like public schools and many of you are going out of your way to minimize or even eliminate them. Why, then, are you upset?. Or is it just the loss of your nearly-free babysitting?.
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@bennyjohnson Oh, he won't be alone on that list.
Tweet media one
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@highbrow_nobrow @theintercept Manchin doing Manchin things, playing both sides for himself.
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@SpeakerMcCarthy A man who has been caught lying is linking to a story by a 'news' network that has been caught lying, while accusing other people of lying. I'm thinking depending on you for the truth might not be the best idea.
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@BettyBowers She's part of MAGA. I'm not sure why anyone would expect otherwise.
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@SenTedCruz Interesting wording: 'Texans and Americans'. I was under the impression that Texans were also Americans, but apparently I missed something at some point.
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@Stonekettle They'll stop investigating her about four years after she's dead. Been saying that for years now.
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@bennyjohnson Why does it seem like MAGA is always attempting to preempt Trump indictments by throwing every headline they can at the proverbial wall & seeing what sticks, including supposed whistleblowers who may or may not actually show up to speak when asked?.
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@RepMTG Will you be presenting yourself for this scrutiny as well?.
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@RepTroyNehls You lost me at 'sham'. We all watched it live, Troy. We don't just forget because our chosen messiah told us to.
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@bennyjohnson Pardoning Nixon and not making any changes after him enabled Trump. Maybe they're afraid of what'll come after Trump if history is repeated.
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@highbrow_nobrow @atrupar This has been their thing for awhile now; the whole 'fake it until you make it (real)' strategy. They're relying on saying it until the cult picks it up and believes it blindly.
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@highbrow_nobrow @Fla_Pol @AnneBoca So they want them to stay for what, until DeSantis decides he needs a polling boost with his base and rounds them all up?. They're better off elsewhere.
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@gregkellyusa A check from Bidens to a Biden. Sure, it's all crystal clear now. 🤷‍♂️🙄.
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@1215Deb @letsgohawksgpg No; to a con-man a position like that is not only the ultimate feather in one's cap, but it's the difference between million dollar cons & billion dollar ones. It'll be decades before we know the full extent of the Trump presidency, & how it benefited him & his family.
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@FLKDayton That's part of the American dream: you're free to take risks as you choose. This person chose to trust a life-long con artist. Now they get to pay the price for that risk.
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@RepMTG Whatever it is that Putin has promised you & your colleagues, you're not going to get it. I'd be very surprised if your accounts & assets aren't being watched *really* closely at this point. Stop acting like a kleptocrat & do something actually useful to more than just you.
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@RonnyJacksonTX I seem to recall Trump golfing during a lot of things in his time, so it's not like he'd be doing any better right now. Hell, he might not even be bothered to show up there personally at all!.
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@RepMattGaetz Key word: 'may'. This is a lie. Gaetz is lying to everyone.
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@SenatorTimScott Except Freedom Caucus has forbidden negotiation; it's 'willingly torpedo everything substantial you've done and bow to our demands or watch everyone suffer'. What about that is 'negotiation'?.
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@RepMTG If Mexico came up & managed to take over Texas & a chunk of neighboring states, would you entertain 'peace talks' that include them keeping that territory?.
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@DC_Draino Every other day I see an article talking about another Christian priest, pastor, cardinal, etc., being jailed for having sex w/ kids, & leftists are the degenerates? Even the Pope said recently that Christianity in America is just a money-making scheme. Quit w/ the fake pearl.
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@HawleyMO So get some specific proof & show it to the public. Maybe start in your own state? I'd be willing to bet if you gave other parts of MO the same attention as you have St. Louis & Kansas City you'd probably find something worth showing us.
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@MarshaBlackburn He's just following the playbook that republicans established during the Jan 6 investigation.
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@jason_meister Why? Because an overly-fortunate con artist who happened to hold office did something wrong & is being held to average people's standards? No one should be above the law & everyone who screws up should be held to that same average person standard (yes, everyone).
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