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SAFC 🔴⚪️🔴⚪️ CWU Rep. Stop garn on.

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@KrisMonkeyDay
Kris Day
3 years
Absolutely World Class from Papa Johns. Was here in 15 minutes 🌎🌎 time for a nap, if she stops garn on like.
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@piersmorgan Wonder where he picked them words up? You aren’t born to talk that way. It’s not a condition. You pick that up as child when it’s part of adult speak. It starts at home.
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2 years
Apparently these 4 were taking pictures of kids in a nursery playground in Southwick 🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️.
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2 years
@ThatStokeBloke This is my favourite pandemic video.
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1 year
A jury at Newcastle Crown Court were unsure if 2 men who dug a grave for someone before stabbing him 20 times then threw him in the grave then proceeded to try and burn his body, intended to kill him or not. If that’s not premeditated murder what is? Pathetic UK justice system.
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@KrisMonkeyDay
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6 months
I genuinely feel like we are watching a broken man get broken even more day by day and I don’t like it. I feel fucking sorry for him.
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6 months
#safc Lad saying Beale is on his flight from Birmingham to Edinburgh, hasn’t travelled with the team ? 🤞🏽🙏🏽 🤔
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@KrisMonkeyDay
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3 years
Jake Humphrey gets in the bath dressed as James Bond and tells his lass to address him only as Bubble O 7.
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2 years
@SunderlandAFC Wor flames are garn off it now.
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@KrisMonkeyDay
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2 years
In the bogs at Alicante Airport 😂😂.
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@KrisMonkeyDay
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1 year
@ALS_Fanzine That’s Dave from my work pretending to be Spanish to get a ticket. Shame on him.
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@KrisMonkeyDay
Kris Day
2 years
@shan_friedrich @jack_catt93 He absolutely battered him though. You can’t legislate for scorecards that far off. It’s the worst I’ve ever seen me it wasn’t even close mate.
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@KrisMonkeyDay
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2 years
Where am I?
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3 years
Found this pic yesterday and thought it was funny it’s not me I’m not that brutal 😂😂.
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@KrisMonkeyDay
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2 years
Seeing blokes who have watched us 55 years, 50 years tonight saying they’ve had enough. @SunderlandAFC you really are walking on a tight rope here. Going to lose people forever at this rate.
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3 years
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1 year
World 🌎🌎 Bar 24 West Stand #SAFC
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@KrisMonkeyDay
Kris Day
7 months
Penshaw Monument #SAFC
@benonwine
Benonwine
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What comes to your mind when you see this flag?
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6 months
Beale is crying. That’s so sad that
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2 years
@DarrenBent @BrentfordFC @ManUtd Same when we had a striker in top form and he went to Villa.
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2 years
😂😂 ha ha #SAFC
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2 years
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@KrisMonkeyDay
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7 months
Just the greatest striker ever to grace the game sat between 2 other ones.
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1 year
@FightHaven Yes. He tried to walk in there after him uninvited.
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1 year
@FightHaven Martinez 7 with a wonderful pitch to the lips there ⚾️⚾️.
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1 year
He’s asking who said I was shit?
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2 years
Genuinely thought we’d not knock people for trying. Pelters Clarke is getting and he wanted the ball and tried all night.
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2 years
@Dawn_French I raise you 👍🏻. Labours best chance.
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1 year
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4 years
@StuartBroad8 @Paul_BSAFC1 @BCCI Can’t wait to get you to The Gabba and lose a 32 year unbeaten record 😂😂.
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4 years
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1 year
Garn to far this seagull thing in Roker now.
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Kris Day
7 months
😂😂.
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Kris Day
3 years
Patterson getting shit. First is a deflection, 2nd foul/offside, 3rd he actually saves it and the defenders ball watch. Wycombe are physical, put players on the line and round the keeper. Hoffman or Burge are not coping with that either for me. Get off the bairns case man #SAFC
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2 years
@MarkyToonToon @tomwhitemedia Depends if they fling homosexuals off buildings or not.
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Kris Day
5 months
😂😂.
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Kris Day
1 year
@footyawayday Is that the kid that got slapped down West Ham behind him there?
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3 years
Looks who down Roker 😂😂.
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Kris Day
8 months
9000 Geordies at SOL for a 19.45 Saturday night k.o. will rapidly become 2200 at 12.00 dinner time k.o. won’t it?
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Kris Day
3 years
Doyle trying to stop nasal airflow like a KGB agent #SAFC
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1 year
What did Pritch say to the fan?
@SunderlandAFC
Sunderland AFC
1 year
There are no words 🤯 ✨ @Amaddiallo_19 #SAFC | #TilTheEnd
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3 years
Ooooof remember dodging in here before the match 😜😜.
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Kris Day
1 year
Unbelievable snow scenes in Athens today. This time last year here in Grease it was 90 degrees.
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1 year
@FightHaven Imagine him getting in there thinking it’s ok it isn’t real but then boooom.
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1 year
@TimKrul @JurrienTimber Hiya Timmy, this was a good series of events you were involved in. Did it hurt your back picking it out of the net so many times?
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1 year
Just read some awful news that Sunderlad has died. Absolutely terrible that RIP condolences to his wife and children. Absolutely terrible news that.
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Kris Day
6 months
So when Mowbray wasn’t picking him for Sunderland is this an indication he was being told not to? Why would he not pick him at Sunderland then take him to Birmingham?
@Capt_Fishpaste
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EXCLUSIVE: Birmingham City to complete bargain deal for Sunderland midfielder #SAFC #BCFC
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Kris Day
2 years
@benjaminbutter Even though public money was trousered and given to friends during the pandemic?
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2 years
@deano_west85 @P4t913 Nar she was licking her fingers there like not sniffing them 😂😂.
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Kris Day
2 years
I’m not one for firing shots but when you’ve just won a trophy for finishing top of the bottom half of the league and all you can talk about is little Sunlun winning the 3rd division playoffs then your life must be a little unbalanced. Obsession is very real for some.
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Kris Day
3 years
@realclintonb at Safc yesterday cheering the lads on.
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3 years
@kap1972 @BBCBreaking What a ridiculous comment 🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️.
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Kris Day
2 years
After a hard last 4 days we’ve managed to get Claude home. He has bruised lungs, a sore chest, a sore leg and some cuts. It’s been a really difficult time for him and us but he’s a lot better today and we are glad to have him back. He’s still not well but he’s getting better.
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Kris Day
1 year
@FightHaven He just knocked him out : Police arrive : It wasn’t him. I don’t know what happened he just fell on the ground 👀.
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Kris Day
3 years
@Gemis49Ernie @sportbible Says a bloke called Ernie? WW1 name that.
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Kris Day
2 years
😂😂 ha ha.
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1 year
@FightHaven Absolutely justified.
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Kris Day
2 years
@SunderlandAFC Ha ha 😂😂 please learn to count if you’re going to keep garn on.
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Kris Day
2 years
@splendidzaha True but posting about him missing the target in training is just as bad.
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Kris Day
11 months
@FBAwayDays @away_ends I just can’t get you out of my head.
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Kris Day
2 years
@CWUnews Tyneside Mail Centre.
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Kris Day
2 years
Update on me little mate. Had him back at vets for a check up. His breathing rate still a little high but he’s eating, drinking, pooing and weeing. No broken bones, no signs of infection as yet just time to heal. Seems a lot better.
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Kris Day
3 years
@benEFC2020 @robbiebrown33_ @LFC Boris Johnson’s bastard, he combs his hair with a balloon same as his pops.
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Kris Day
2 years
Silence from the club is fucking deafening.
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3 years
Just heard some terrible news about a bloke on here a true gentleman. He would meg me for eating loads of unhealthy food for a laugh and did so just on Monday. Absolutely gutted RIP @redleaderwright you will be missed by everyone.
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Kris Day
6 months
As much as Sunderland are shit and that is probably your topic, does anyone else agree that Michael McIntyre just isn’t funny and actually annoying?
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Kris Day
2 years
@MalvoPaulus @CWUnews Your absolutely right. Giving shareholders £560 million in May then saying they can’t afford our pay and T&C’s then saying they have a £1.7 billion war chest to break us is very balanced at all is it? It’s all them and not us that.
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Kris Day
3 years
@Justice72197206 @LBC Are you for real? It’s just unfortunate? They need to move for emergency services without question.
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Kris Day
3 years
@boxingscene That’s down to being robbed twice by you and the judges mate 👌👌.
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Kris Day
7 months
@footbalIfights 6 years jail incoming for the lass who thinks it’s ok to stick pint glasses in peoples faces.
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Kris Day
3 years
Slow cooker beef dips and a few roasties after a 12 hour shift 🌎🌎 starving like 👌👌.
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Kris Day
3 years
If your team is on this list it’s absolutely massive #SAFC
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Kris Day
10 months
I’m choked up at this like what a lovely little fella 👌👌.
@ShaysTriathlon
Shays Triathlon
10 months
Most of us will have seen the picture and shay asked to do something,he wants to auction off a signed framed Barry Bannan and John Fleck picture and all money donated to @Bradleysfight to say sorry to Sunderland and Bradley’s family ❤️⚽️💙 @swfc @SunderlandAFC bids end 6pm 1/10
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Kris Day
2 years
Mad the craic on here tonight. We needed to win 64 0 tonight or we’re fucked. How’s that like? We go there 1 0 up and they have to score meaning we can capitalise and score ourselves. What can they do so differently down there compared to tonight that doesn’t play into our hands.
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Kris Day
3 years
Time to go. Don’t give a fuck what any of you LJ in fans say now even you know it’s time #SAFC
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Kris Day
2 years
I thought Ba was absolutely marvellous when he came on yesterday by the way #SAFC
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Kris Day
3 years
@nwakibie @ESPNFC We don’t want to watch basketball we want to watch 90+ minutes of football more than once on some days because that is our game. If I wanted to watch basketball I’d watch it not try and bring it’s ethos to football.
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1 year
😂😂.
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3 years
Here is the car man live in HD with his vuvuzela ha ha he’s walked back past he loves it 😂😂 #ENG
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Kris Day
3 years
What about McClean man ha ha 😂😂 what a knob.
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Kris Day
2 years
I never thought I’d fall back in love with Sunderland again but I actually fucking have you know ❤️❤️ #SAFC
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@KrisMonkeyDay
Kris Day
2 years
We start our 15th and 16th pickets today at Tyneside Mail Centre on a further 2 day strike for our terms and conditions. @CWUnews #StandByYourPost
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Kris Day
3 years
👀✍🏻
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Kris Day
2 years
Seen as Russia have invaded Ukraine has everyone forgot Boris Johnson told people they couldn’t visit dying family during the pandemic while him and his mates partied every week? I’ve not forgotten like.
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Kris Day
2 years
Happy Birthday Claude 1 year old today 😂😂🎂🎂🎉🎉🍺🍺.
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Kris Day
7 months
Happy to take what happened against Coventry but, nar mate if you’re happy to take that then we are bang in trouble you should be fucking raging and demanding that response.
@ChronicleSAFC
Sunderland AFC News
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Time to deliver | #SAFC
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Kris Day
1 year
@Coventry_City Quality 👀.
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8 months
@Benhadlington1 Bless yi pet.
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3 years
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2 years
If I hear anyone other than Lee Howey this season it’s going on fucking mute and I absolutely love how they’ve just labelled Simms and Stewart The SAS #SAFC
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Kris Day
2 years
@Gareth_Glover @VelvickChris @GBNEWS But in Europe it symbolises as something very different. You’ve had a mare here mate.
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Kris Day
1 year
@FBAwayDays Who gives a shit? All 3 sets of fans do a massive amount of miles travelling to see their teams in our leagues. Credit to all 3 of us I say. As much as I’ll get some pelters for saying that it’s true.
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