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@KrisCornette
Kris 🦬
6 years
One of the best things about being left handed is having the ability to use the computer mouse and write notes simultaneously #lefthandedday
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2 years
@OldTakesExposed packer fans rn
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@KrisCornette
Kris 🦬
7 years
Being "raised right" doesn't mean you don't drink, party, and smoke. Being raised right is how you treat people, your manners and respect.
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Kris 🦬
3 years
@charlieINTEL No wonder why PC players get 20+ kills a game. I thought streamers had actual talent but it’s just FOV lol
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Kris 🦬
7 years
BREAKING: @packers sign QB Matt Saracen to a 1-year contract worth $12 million
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Kris 🦬
4 years
Gronk’s brain is fried.. 💀
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Kris 🦬
7 years
Your mcm will be at the same party as you for 3 hrs and not say a single word to you, and then will text you "wyd" as soon as you leave
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2 years
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Kris 🦬
2 years
@BleacherReport why is br tweeting this
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2 years
@BleacherReport Broncos trading for Russ:
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Kris 🦬
2 years
@BleacherReport Stetson Bennett was a senior in high school when the freshman on TCU were 5th graders
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Kris 🦬
6 years
@ShannonSharpe Since she deleted it...
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Kris 🦬
7 years
Y'all be taking advantage of ppl & treating em like shit because you know they have a genuine weak spot for you & that's really fucked up
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@KrisCornette
Kris 🦬
4 years
To anyone who hasn’t seen #TigerKing
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Kris 🦬
7 years
An Aaron Rodgers Hail Mary
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name a non sexual act that turns you on
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4 years
Me taking my frustration out on Carole Baskin while watching #TigerKing
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Kris 🦬
7 years
"Snap saw it first"
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Kris 🦬
2 years
@BleacherReport @NFL Siriani has such a punchable face it’s unreal
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Kris 🦬
3 months
Thanks Bakhtiari, fuckin cuck
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Kris 🦬
2 years
@BleacherReport that’s hella toxic
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2 years
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@KrisCornette
Kris 🦬
7 years
The worst feeling is feeling unwanted by the person you want the most
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@KrisCornette
Kris 🦬
7 years
I think as a student the most comforting words you'll ever hear is "I haven't started it either."
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Kris 🦬
2 years
@OldTakesExposed chargers fans
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Kris 🦬
5 years
@CorinnaKopf i find that highly unlikely
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@KrisCornette
Kris 🦬
7 years
Dating is like toy story. You consistently fear that you'll be replaced by a new toy
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Kris 🦬
7 years
"Class is cancelled"
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Kris 🦬
7 years
When post malone said "She told me that I'm not enough. She cut too deep, now she left me scarred." I felt that
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@KrisCornette
Kris 🦬
7 years
Find someone who motivates you to become a better person and shows you the potential that you don’t see in yourself
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Kris 🦬
7 years
People from Illinois will sit through a 3 hour Bears game, but won't take 3 seconds to use a blinker
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Kris 🦬
6 years
I just wanna lay in a pile of warm laundry and eat bread
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Kris 🦬
7 years
The worst feeling is feeling unwanted by the person you want most
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Kris 🦬
6 years
Peanut butter eggs taste better than peanut butter cups don’t @ me
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Kris 🦬
7 years
I wanna dive head first into a pool of Paneras broccoli cheddar soup
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@KrisCornette
Kris 🦬
7 years
Ppl who drive drunk gotta quit being cheap fucks and pay $5-$20 for an uber instead of endangering the lives of everyone around them
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@KrisCornette
Kris 🦬
7 years
I wish heaven implemented visiting hours
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Kris 🦬
7 years
Your mcm isn't waiting for you to get safely into the house after he drops you off. He texting some other girl "wyd"
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2 years
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Kris 🦬
7 years
Thank you Snapchat for making me feel like I was actually at summerfest last night for the Migos/Big Sean/ Future concert
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Kris 🦬
7 years
I'll never fucking apologize for doing what's best for me
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Kris 🦬
7 years
Nobody deserves to be treated like an option
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Kris 🦬
2 years
@barstoolsports @Starting9 This is the most A’s thing ever
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Kris 🦬
7 years
You either get a cheater, or someone who will only give you a piece of their broken heart because they're scared to get hurt again
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Kris 🦬
7 years
*has gf/bf* *only talks to them via text* *awkwardly passes them in the halls without saying a word* *plans their first kiss together*
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madison
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What's the most middle school thing you remember
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Kris 🦬
7 years
If you don't say "bless you" to your dog after it sneezes you're low key rude
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Kris 🦬
6 years
If you don’t think Drake & Josh should be on Netflix delete your fucking account honestly
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Kris 🦬
6 years
I swear I overthink myself into a bad mood at least 8 times a day
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Kris 🦬
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The only problem about being genuinely nice to everyone is that you end up feeling disappointed that people don’t treat you like you treat them
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Kris 🦬
7 years
LEAVE THOSE BEARS THE FUCK ALONE
@dodo
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The U.S. government is making it legal to shoot hibernating bear families in their dens
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@KrisCornette
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@AdamSchefter It’s time
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Kris 🦬
8 years
@SexualGif she probably said no to that ring cause it looks like that dude made it metals class or some shit lmao 😂
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Kris 🦬
7 years
If he doesn't ask or care about how your day went, he ain't your mcm
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Kris 🦬
7 years
BASEBALL ISNT BORING. ANYONE WHO SAYS IT IS SUCKED AT A YOUNG AGE AND NEVER PUT THE TIME OR EFFORT IT TAKES TO PLAY THE MOST DIFFICULT SPORT
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Speak tf up for what you believe in
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Kris 🦬
2 years
@BleacherReport BREAKING: Georgia leads TCU by Stetson Bennett’s age at half
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Kris 🦬
7 years
It doesn't matter how nice you are because as soon as you leave the room other people will start to talk about you
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Kris 🦬
7 years
Your wcw got a hickey on her neck from some dude at summerfest and tried telling you it was a burn mark from her curling iron
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@AdamSchefter bro ain’t even on the team anymore 💀
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Kris 🦬
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@xoticsmgz @BleacherReport @NFL 56 yard FG goal in the wind and rain ain’t a “simple” kick lmao
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Kris 🦬
4 years
Fuck white people
@scottpasmoretv
Scott Pasmore
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No covid concerns at the lake of the ozarks😳 #loto
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Kris 🦬
2 years
@packers Dude cannot catch a break
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Kris 🦬
7 years
Nah they just wanna get laid
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Kris 🦬
2 years
@BleacherReport the greatest and only 32 year old qb in college football history
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Kris 🦬
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@Brewers @UWCreditUnion Imagine paying your lineup half a billion dollars and they can’t score a run 💀💀💀
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Kris 🦬
6 years
The biggest lie I tell myself is “I don’t need to write that down, I’ll remember it.”
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Kris 🦬
2 years
@BleacherReport @NFL 49ers could put spongebob at QB and win games
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7 years
She's addicted to the song lyrics that spill her heart out for her
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@BleacherReport @NFL Broncos trading for Russ:
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It only takes one slow-walking person in the grocery store to destroy the illusion that I’m a nice person
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@BleacherReport why bro built like that 😭😭
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Kris 🦬
2 years
@brgridiron @BleacherReport @Raiders tae adams when he heard the news:
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Kris 🦬
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The only people I owe my loyalty to are the people that never made me question theirs
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Kris 🦬
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The best feeling in the whole world is watching things finally fall into place after watching them fall apart for so long
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Kris 🦬
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@Padres Imagine paying your lineup half a billion dollars and they can’t score a run 💀💀💀
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Kris 🦬
7 years
If you want me in your life, put me there. I shouldn’t have to fight for a spot
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Kris 🦬
4 years
@investvoyager Tell us you’re scamming us without actually telling us:
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Kris 🦬
7 years
When the characters on shameless rip you a new ass hole for not watching the week before <<
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Kris 🦬
7 years
I just wanna be someone's person
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Kris 🦬
2 years
@AdamSchefter this dude owns miami 💀🤣💀
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Kris 🦬
6 years
I feel heartbroken for the families who lost a loved one today
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Kris 🦬
2 years
@BleacherReport @celtics Giannis got a ring tho
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Kris 🦬
7 years
You save a lot of money being single
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Having a good heart can put you in some fucked up situations
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Kris 🦬
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Actions speak louder than words so believe what you see and fuck what you heard
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Kris 🦬
3 years
@packers Justin Fields has really made a difference for the Bears.. 💀💀
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Kris 🦬
7 years
Your mcm used to hump the ground on vine while listening to the song "Ride" by SoMo.. Its me, I'm your mcm
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Kris 🦬
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Too many thoughts going through my brain
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Kris 🦬
7 years
Dogs make life better
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Kris 🦬
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At this point in my life, if it doesn't make me better, make me happy, or make me money, I don't make time for it
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