@SithLord_Vader @US_Stormwatch

For those following me from the U.S, Sandy is one of my geological besties and I'm gonna help. It is very strong winds tonight in Los Angeles area, these fires will move fast and cover ground. Pack those bags, be ready to go.

@sanandreafault I'm here I'm here! Indonesia's favorite little brat. How can I help?

@DC_Binns_author The volcanoes all moved over there. The tectonic plates, or @sanandreafault is still here!

Me trying to work on an eruption, but that Mt Adams diet got me all...maybe I'll sleep for 2,000 years.

@oysteinvolcano are you and the Indonesian volcano monitoring agencies over on BlueSky? All the other satire volcano accounts have moved over there. For parody purposes, I wanna move over, but only if ppl would still see my warnings if I must speak my own activity levels...

Sibling trouble!

Just making life for my human scribe easy by sleeping all the time now, instead of her having to warn ppl to stay away from me. Can't believe I'm behaving myself.

@DC_Binns_author Only "some", which is like 25 cubic kilometers, so like Mt St Helens but 25 times more😋

@penguasahati I don't sleep, I merely take naps like a child. Sleep is for Cascadian volcanoes.

@RobertBGlennie 0.5 and 1.2 quakes of several weeks ago became 1.2, 1.5, 1.7 quakes. And now the last week it's become 2.2, 2.6 quakes, at 0km depth, right under the crater.

@ashleysviews Tree is 3,000 miles away from @CraterMischief , tree should still be there tomorrow😂

RT @merekamcahaya: Melarung segala yang sepi, pada lautan tak bertepi. 🌊🫧🌀

Now these are my kind of humans! Most epic sports entrance ever in the world! American sports fans could never love like this😈🥹

@MountShastaCA Um, share a little?

@Garibaldi067 if you're seeing 20ft+ waves on the shore, that is me! I sent you all waves back in 2018 when I fell apart, but um, I got lost in the Pacific. Apologies for the long delivery time. Big ocean🤷‍♀️