John Kraft
@Kraft4Prez
Followers
1,365
Following
1,343
Media
1,315
Statuses
13,798
This is where I tweet things when I probably can't say them from @CouchRacerShop
Long Island, NY
Joined October 2009
Don't wanna be here?
Send us removal request.
Explore trending content on Musk Viewer
Republican
• 1094590 Tweets
Spain
• 553971 Tweets
OLYMPIC TORCHBEARER JIN
• 519139 Tweets
#EURO2024
• 511603 Tweets
seokjin
• 447442 Tweets
Alcaraz
• 355702 Tweets
JIN CARRIES THE FLAME
• 324297 Tweets
Corey Comperatore
• 230245 Tweets
Yamal
• 215135 Tweets
اسبانيا
• 146899 Tweets
Kane
• 112378 Tweets
Bellingham
• 94134 Tweets
#ESPENG
• 84569 Tweets
Rodri
• 69732 Tweets
Nico Williams
• 62378 Tweets
Shaw
• 61960 Tweets
Walker
• 61435 Tweets
Mainoo
• 57852 Tweets
Carvajal
• 52507 Tweets
Morata
• 51650 Tweets
Foden
• 42970 Tweets
Stones
• 34625 Tweets
スペイン
• 25961 Tweets
#Eurocopa2024
• 19943 Tweets
イングランド
• 18687 Tweets
Watkins
• 17988 Tweets
EURO決勝
• 10834 Tweets
Verdugo
• 10682 Tweets
İspanya
• 10294 Tweets
Pinned Tweet
I knew I was going to the most scenic sports venue in the country. I didn’t know I’d get to see hundreds of furries as a bonus. Mind you it was 94 degrees out in Pittsburgh yesterday.
0
0
5
@elleduncanESPN
@BrianMFloyd
By his own logic he can't talk about the NFC Championship game because he never made it to one.
16
40
2K
@saraconway
@keithboykin
You mean everyone at your grocery store doesn't know you and would be completely cool with you just paying them back for your groceries? You don't live in a 1950's sitcom?
12
37
681
@hen_ease
When
@stoolpresidente
sees any minor beef in the office he can exploit for profits but then they squash it quick.
3
7
624
@AuldAnthony
@k_dubzz21
Let me tell you how many Zillion shirts I bought because of the Keegan storyline...
1
2
446
I guess you could say you have a habit of ripping things off?
@kelseykinsman
Why do I rip off my lashes and place them everywhere. I can never remember which style they are 🙈
6
58
361
7
42
372
@SheRateDogs
He should really share the passwords with all of us. I could definitely get usage out of the "I fucked up, I know. I'm sorry" account.
1
6
342
@kellykeegs
"You should seriously head to the hospital tho the rage boner you have for me"
-The person who tagged Tate in like 300 tweets
2
2
303
@_willcompton
To be honest, I thought nothing of it until half of Twitter was celebrating it and now it feels a little weird.
7
1
288
10 minutes ago I found
@SheRateDogs
twitter and my reaction was "holy shit how did I not know this existed, this is great shit." I cleared my morning schedule of video games to peruse the entire tweet history. Then I realized the account just started yesterday. Major let down.
1
4
244
Not enough words to describe how pumped I am for
@FreddieKraft
and
@BubbaWallace
along with all of
@23XIRacing
to reach this level of their journey. Exciting as it is, I know this ceiling goes so much higher. Tonight they'll celebrate, tomorrow they'll work for what's next.
3
0
198
1
0
189
@Jerrythekid21
The fact that Jerry starts the video being very cautious of scammers and ends the video irate that there's policies in place to protect customers from scammers...
3
0
162
@BarstoolChief
@Jerrythekid21
Good people are a lot harder to find than good characters. Jerry is a flash. Chief is a staple.
4
0
156
In case anyone was wondering what the invitational means to Timmy Hill’s “brand” and the team of people who invest in him. March 29th would be the day he won Texas.
#LetTimmyRace
3
12
155
@BarstoolPAT
@stoolpresidente
He's just talking with swag. He's like the Buzz Lightyear of singers.
4
6
146
New Yorkers will curse you out for walking too slow on a sidewalk. But they’ll also help a homeless man bring a 30ft steel beam to the scrap yard via subway. It’s a unique place.
4
51
150
@RT_scoops
@Kmarkobarstool
“On a site where management is publicly saying ALL SPORTS ARTICLES do far better than anything else, MY sports articles did HORRIBLE! Take that!”
0
1
119
@SheRatesDogs
To be fair, it’s unlikely any woman has actually enjoyed sex with Scott. He can only speak from his own experiences.
1
1
120
@TheAlexisKraft
@AdamSchefter
Everyone is just playing RB musical chairs right now. It's weird.
3
1
95
@BarstoolPAT
He’s republican. I think if he saves one old lady with 76 eggs left to produce, that counts as 77 lives.
2
1
89
@stoolpresidente
I knew it was fake news when someone broke it before Pres. Total Big J move. Takes a smart fish to swim past the bait.
1
1
85
@KFCBarstool
If I’m Vrabel I love that though. That’s even more satisfying than a handshake. There wouldn’t be a mask in the world big enough to cover my smile if I’m Vrabel there.
1
0
80
What an awesome night. It's been remarkable seeing
@BubbaWallace
take the lead off the track and transcend the sport, representing it on a national stage like very few can. With a lot of curious eyes checking in, he absolutely delivered on the track as well.
3
2
77
@carolinebano
@VivaLaStool
@OutandAboutpod
@ChrisKlemmer
@thejeffvibbert
@joeycamasta
@patbev21
@JohnRichTV
This tweet is the best thing Caroline's done at Barstool.
1
0
78
@RiggsBarstool
@stoolpresidente
idk what 36 holes has to do with anything. I remember when Pres won the US Open* and then reviewed pizza.
1
0
73
@apex_intel
@Respawn
if there’s SBMM and he’s a level 300 getting paired with new accounts doesn’t that mean his skill level is the same as the new accounts? Is he publicly admitting he’s trash?
11
1
64
@SpotterBrett
They should absolutely do this for like Vegas. Little Cannonball Run. Make everyone start at Charlotte and leave together. I wonder how well the team haulers can save fuel by drafting. Would be a major liability but let's not allow semantics to ruin a good idea.
4
3
71
@Roos14639215
@AllbrightNFL
If you run any stock defensive play in Madden, you're probably not very good. I'll beat Ben choosing this play every down. It's all about manual coverage assignments.
2
1
62
@BobbySkinner_
I feel like it’s Leonard Williams. Fans hated the trade, hated that he had leverage for his extension. And he’s quietly gone out and played his ass off for some really bad Giants teams. Set a great example for young players giving 100% no matter what.
2
1
58
@SportsCenter
@NjTank99
I’m sure Hopkins would be cool with someone suplexing his head into the turf. 👍🏻
6
0
55
@holy_schnitt
When websites have stricter requirements I just know I better get familiar with their lost password process. Like you want a capital letter, 4 numbers and a special character? Okay but y'all gonna be texting me to reset this bitch every time I wanna log in.
0
0
53
@_Lavon314
I'm not lying when I tell you the one and only time I've ever been arrested, I had my boxers in my pocket. He started patting me down and I truly considered running just so I didn't have to explain to this man why I had my boxers in my pants pocket. 🤦🏻♂️
4
10
49
@stewartgator10
@Vindog56
@stoolpresidente
Imagine
@Vindog56
memeing Putin to death from a nuclear bunker?
1
1
49
@hoooks
@realDonaldTrump
shhh it's more fun this way. Trump probably got a quote of the one nice thing Carter said and didn't read the rest.
1
0
45
@Si_ViNcEnT1
@jojofashow
@obj
Actually, scoreboard said same. As in same as when OBJ was here. And looks like Cleveland scoreboard says the same too. lol
1
0
40
0
0
48
One problem with Adele's new song. The term "I called but you weren't home" went extinct in like 2010.
0
21
45
@DerfelMacGuffin
@saalon
Tom would be such a great character to have these days. We need a Tom Haverford spinoff where he made millions in crypto and then lost it all on Gamestop.
@KenTremendous
2
0
45
Have we ever considered putting drivers in the air titans and watching them race? Two birds, one stone?
5
2
42
I’ve just seen some photos and videos on my sister
@ekshmek
’s phone that may be of interest to
@HeyJasonSchultz
and
@SpotterBrett
. I would obviously never betray him but she might.
6
0
38
@stoolpresidente
Yeah because you don't need a bookie. If there's a cashier in the building, it's basically grocery shopping.
0
2
35
1
1
36
@BarstoolBigCat
@KFCBarstool
@TheClemReport
Nothing after the Cuncel gets recorded in history, sorry.
1
1
34
@robrousseau
That's the type of guy who talks about dead soldiers at Memorial Day weekend BBQs.
1
0
30
@Timcast
What happened to back the blue? Just comply? How quickly things change when you don't like the oppressive laws they're enforcing.
32
0
28
@BarstoolChief
This always happens. There’s a major event and then a spotlight on every somewhat similar minor event. There are on average 3 train derailments every day in this coountry. How many freight trains do you think aren’t carrying some kind of hazardous materials?
2
0
34
@trillhaverchuck
@barstoolsports
@BarstoolPhiIIy
I think she’s just taking the Skip Bayless approach now. If you can incite people with horrible takes you can get clicks too. 🤷🏻♂️
0
0
33
.
@JBonsignore
's reaction to hearing a small smattering of boos from the Riverhead crowd is fucking hilarious.
3
1
34
@FeitsBarstool
A strategy that often leads to chugging warm beers on your way out, but when it pays off it pays off big! Congrats! 🍻
2
0
31