Wastrels, in their juvenile fashion, will jest that the governor of South Carolina, Henry McMaster, sounds like Foghorn Leghorn. I have no time for this tomfoolery. Instead, I call upon our governor to be the “fog horn” that warns America of our greatest threat, the cursed fog.

Post the scariest image you can think of. I’ll start.

Has anyone considered that fog spelled backwards is gof? And that Jared Goff is leading the 14-2 Detroit Lions to their best season in franchise history? What could it mean?

What did he know, and when did he know it?

Keep your head on a swivel out there.

This is no ordinary fog. It rolled in at high noon. It was dark, dry, a six-shooter on its hip. “Do you feel lucky?” The fog fogged. “Ye,” I said.

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@DJPie In stunning 8K!

RT @NickLutsko: Please help me make some @SpiritHalloween money

@greatlakesloops Home course when I was a kid! I remember screwing around on that elevated tee box above the pond and slicing one right across the eyeline of some guys driving up the cart path to the right. They were not pleased.

@bachtalking Who else contends, in your opinion?

@greatlakesloops Really enjoyed this place a few years ago. It had the “thump” on the fairways! Only The Loop had a better thump of the Michigan courses I’ve played.

Annual plug for Dr. Levi Cowan @TropicalTidbits for being one of the internet’s best communicators on tropical weather threats to the southern US.

@bachtalking Gobble gobble! Nice one.

@bachtalking Really bad. Hope y’all dry out and turn the corner on this soon. ❤️

On book tour.

Search Feel The Madness on Substack! The most pointless event of the Summer is close to its thrilling conclusion!

Watching Passengers, which is campy fun, but it commits the sin that every space movie does. When I make my space movie, the lead is going to put on a space helmet, and the inter-helmet face-illuminating lights will switch on, and they’ll scream, “Agh my eyes! I can’t see!”