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Make I send you photos so say you no go like me again? I know my strengths wai
Men who don’t like taking pictures stress me out 😭
baby boy can you also send me some randoms ?sigh
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Since Jose Mourinho was sacked by Manchester United, can anyone show me all the "bad things" he has said about us? Even when he was beating us 6-1, did he demean us in any way? 3 years on and the media keep forcing a jose vs united agenda and all you lot are falling for it still.
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Them 32 inches tvs hisense dey sell, like by now you mmom for sell. Then you add blenders, fans, irons etc to them and sell to new graduates. And also uni students. You go fit partner plus the schools den put retail outlets on campus seff. But noo you say whale you go sell.
Ghanaian Innovator, Apostle Safo Kantanka unveils his new car that was patterned to look like an aeroplane.
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I got to Ghana and didn't have to fight for bus, I didn't have to sit 5 or even 6 in a row for a 4 in a row seat. You'd think Ghanaians are too laid back but no, it was Lagos that wanted to use suffering to kill me.
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Now apparently China has started growing Cocoa. Lmao Malaysia have been doing Palm oil. Smallest time even the littlest things we do to keep afloat will be taken over because our leaders have been super unserious.
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Brooo when naija twitter hears of what Nana Addo has just done erh, Buhari will be dragged from Abuja to kilimanjaro
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My mum after some weeks of being sick has now beaten covid 💪🏽
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SOUTHGATE SETTING MANCHESTER UNITED UP. THIS GUY IS AN OPP
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If the Ghana card is going to be this important, I hope you can get it done in a day when you misplace it.
The Ghana Card Will Be Required For Business Registrations In January 2022
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Wanting someone is weird. Because why the hell is your face popping up in my head as I'm BUYING BREAD??
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Touchy feely girlfriend 🤝 penis always standing boyfriend
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Tell your partner the full story tbh cos if they find out, now you for explain and things. Also if you've never given your partner any reason to doubt and they've always felt secure in the relationship, I think they'll believe you. This of course doesn't apply to Ghanaian women.
So if you go out to lunch with your friend & your friend suddenly kisses you out of the blue but you stop them right after, when you go home do you tell your partner what happened or you don’t tell them because nothing happened/ because telling them this story sounds suspicious
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She must be a Ghanaian. I just know if you opened a grocery store in a street that doesn't have one nearby she'll open one next to you ASAP.
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Today is first time I'm actually paying serious attention to this Rema kid. He's mad good.
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You start talking to someone everyday, you will obviously share more and more and one day if you keep talking, vulnerability will set in and you'll share very personal stuff. So yes, the most natural thing in the world is to have feelings for someone you talk to all the time imo
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She already has 5 guys telling she's pretty. Be different. Say nothing.
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Bro just look at this. Our minister of environment says she can't possibly comment on this cos there's a committee. A fucking committee. When you protest police will imprison you and the courts will remand you for weeks just to silence you. This country is rotten
#StopGalamseyNow
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10k a month is $120k a year o. Somebody from America seff go fly come here.
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See Bruno Mars erh. He never missed since his breakout song. Discography strong as fuck.
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This video puts lots of things into perspective and I think everyone should watch it. It's a really nice, quick way to understand things.
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Unfortunately I think it's a "there's not enough data" than miracle.
It’s a miracle suicide levels aren’t up in this country. Ghanaians are very resilient people.
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Ghanaian women do this a lot because generally they're a tease. They love starting things they can't and won't finish
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Twitter rule 102... The sub is only yours if you take it.
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Everyone has COVID but not city. Everyone has injuries but not City. City is also top of the league, have the best coach and have the biggest squad in the league. Pep Guardiola we are tired bro stop this.
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Bro afcon starts on Sunday. Football as it was intended to be played by the Aztecs is here
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Just so we're clear, these guys initially cleared her as having passed the bar right? So according to all their set rules and requirements that everyone else had to go through, she passed right?
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Talking stage saa
Daben na me Di wo?
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Sarkodie dey funny me. The thing he go search for aflao wey make he go sleep bench top nu, he for make we know one day.
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Women's orgasm is probably top 5 funniest shit ever. Lmaooo broo why you dey shake like that eiii???
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Forget the story. The writing in that book needs serious work man.
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Art student wey adey do E-maths. Form 1 I get F the 3 terms all wey dem say make I go do French. Nobody force me seff, then I just make happy 😂😂😂.
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Can't believe I'm about to say this but yeah, the segregation need pass. I don't ever want to interact with that part of twitter who post revenge porn. Need them far away from me.
The whole Twitter segregation doesn’t make sense to me to be honest.
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Over here we don't discriminate. Cup biaa y3 Cup. Y3 di nnom nsuo
Big breast is overrated tbh. Ohemaa Fa A-cup no hooku mi
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There's absolutely zero guarantee that your apple will be bigger just because you've climbed a tree with thorns. A life of strife doesn't guarantee bumper success.
Your paths aren’t the same because your rewards are different.
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The impact is in their head. Outside of the bubble, there was almost no impact. Nobody apart from Beyonce fans remember that album. Real impact is Adele's 21. Hot afternoon den barber shop dey play some one like yoooouu for sogakope.
What's this impact you people claim Lemonade had on the culture? Cos I don't see it
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Yeah we're back to saying La Meme make bad music? Just because of what kid black said? Loool. This app.
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If city cancel the Graelish deal rn Aston villa go make hottttttt because the money e leff be 50 cedis 🤣
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As a Ghanaian guy in his 20s, what are our YouTube options? I'm asking because no offense but there's a finite number of make up tutorials I can watch 😭
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In picking a partner, conflict resolution skills is so important to me. We will have days where you won't feel heard, we will fight, I will have days where I feel YOU fucked up. As we try to get to know each other ideas, feelings, philosophies, spirituality etc will clash.
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Yes, same with eba, amala, banku, akple, omotuo, fufu and a lot of others. Only Kenkey gets this as a slander tho looool.
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Lads we're actually going to do it. Scenes when the ref blows the final whistle and Pogba kisses the badge, lukaku knee slides, a bird shits in Ashley young's mouth again and Scott Mctominay goes straight to the cameras and shouts "this is Spartaaaaa".
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They really are trying their best to lock people up for speaking on galamsey, a threat to our national security.
#FreetheCitizens
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Glad to see Ghanaian television having our people glued to the TV on a Sunday like this. Date rush seems to be doing great.
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Finish university. No job. Apply for Jobs. You won't get because you don't know a big man. After years of hustling you finally land a job. Now you still can't make ends meet because of rise in cost of living. Is this not living in bondage?
#OccupyJulorbiHouse
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You ankasa the wassce you no cot but small small you start dey do other things make people for the house no really dey vex you like before. Now your kiddie bro teenup this morning dey play strongman ein diss wey your old man hear the wassce part... He vex again. Tears.
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Ashley young is 37 man he's all all timer premier league player
One of the most underrated English players ever.
Ashley Young’s longevity and evolution as a footballer is remarkable.
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Bruhh mans said just because you committed murder doesn't mean you gotta strain your back. Lool
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The older I get the more I disagree with that Ghanaians are too calm/laid back and don't like to hussle thing. Because living life everyday like you're in Lagos is no way to live i swear. I was a 10 seeing conductor burst a passenger's eye with blood dripping on my school uniform
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Ebi when dem rape some girl you dey remember say men are raped too? Chale chale fuck off.
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When sooo many Ghanaian men keep saying we find our women boring, you lot don't think this is a genuine problem? On this same app, ask them boys about Nigerian women and see their responses. Sorry but our queen's are generally poor conversationalists. Just facts.
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What the fuck is this bullshit?
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Someone who's still respectful during conflict and takes resolutions seriously even when the argument isn't in their favor. A kind person who treats others well. Someone's who's self aware.
Enough of the red flags. What's one green flag for you when choosing a love partner?
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Hope I don't sound "top known" or anything but come on man. How can a company not see that they're wasting opportunities by insisting to sell something the people can't even afford and their brand can't push? I no sit business class before but I can see this clearly.
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Chaley adey gbaa 🤦🏽♂️. Anyways, the thing is, this company is operating on a flawed business model and they are still blackmailing us with support your own. Why can't you sell little things, work your brand up and then sell us cars? Why are they insisting on selling cars by force?
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Arun letssss gooooo
This is going to surprise you.
The full battery test of every iPhone Apple sells right now, is finally live:
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Because that is not the full story for a Ghanaian woman I'm afraid. She was dogged and barebacked from the restaurant through the car to his kitchen fridge, back to the sitting room and finally on the edge of his Queen sized bed. But you didn't hear this from me.
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See, this is why they didn't advertise the job. Because you won't understand. You need to have a certain mindset and must have gone to Cornell to appreciate what the whan whan of the dein dein will bring to the tourism economy of Ghana. Don't use Ho poly mentality to speak pls
“Somebody has gone to Cornell”
And so fucking what? Where was that job addvertised that he used his Cornell certificates to pass? Where’s the ad? Lemme see the JD? Wtf even is a youth engagement strategy whan whan at the office of the President? Mtchewww
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Mohammed seeing Jesus take all this heat from atheist gh twitter
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In the end so far in his career, Pep's biggest criticism is not winning ANOTHER champions league. Loool do you know how good you have to be that this be your biggest criticism rn? I stopped hating on Guardiola when he came to england and 17/18 happened. He's a fantastic coach.
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I just remember say some girl dey owe me 500gh and another guy 200gh. It's been years chale now dem all get good jobs o. Not 1 of them remember say dem for come pay the money dem collect as dem be down bad.
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Ghanaians will host a whole as international billed concert with numerous Ghanaian artists performing. But start crying when 1 Nigerian guy is brought out. You man are insufferable.
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Let's stop texting what we'll do to each other and finally do it, Ohemaa.
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I'm at an age where home appliances/kitchen utensils are what I see as ideal gifts from a partner. If a random woman buys me a new pan set/microwave rn I'll ask her if she wants to sleep with me.
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These people made Adele apologize for an award she won fair and square. Never seen anything like it before.
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You can't name 5 African defenders better than him.
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I used to wake up at 4am, get dropped at 5am by Dada in the school gate and then sit with the gateman from 5 till 7am when people start actually getting in, just because of bus issues. I was like 8 to 10. It wasn't just me, there was a few of us like that. That's no way to live.
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Wild how Churches seem to be the sane niggas now with covid-19 when in June some of us were slandering them heavy. Apologies 🙏🏽
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Fabrizio Romano went from working with Don dimarzio to being a gargatuan football journalist that everyone in sports looks at rn. Amazing.
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The beautiful soul on my header died because of hospital nurses not doing what they're supposed to. The only person close to a sister I ever had.
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R2bees get the biggest opportunity pass anybody from this country. Wasted it.
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You think drake won the rap beef with meek Because of lyricism? Or you think pusha won against drake because of his pen? It was all about the disrespect. So yeah, I'm asking again, who was more disrespectful between sark and mdot?
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79% ball possession and lost but at least Johan is smiling from heaven 🙏🏾
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You don't boycott games. You don't protest. You don't do any scheduled mass walk out. You only rant on twitter after every bad result but when some fans want to do something as easy as
#UnfollowManUnited
You come to call us plastic?
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Sarkodie's verse on donae'o move to the gyal dem is timeless. It's been like 10 years lool. You people don't respect sarkodie enough uno. Took twi to the UK with sway and donae'o almost a decade ago. Ffs.
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The vampire diaries
The flash
House of cards
Strike back
Reign
Empire
Pretty little liars
Jane the virgin
Devious maids
The originals
The get down
Grimm
Marco polo
Da Vinci's demons
Sherlock
Parks and recreation
Shameless
Modern family
You just had to be there wai.
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This whole religious fanaticism that is happening in Ghana rn is so dangerous. Wait until it becomes religion vs religion that's when you lot will know.
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Whatever network is making this should be banned from making tv shows for 5 years.
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We qualified to the world cup without an outright win. On technicalities. You guys really don't know how bad the team is erh
What happens to the players who fought for the nation at the qualifiers 🤷🏻♀️
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If Guardiola had done this, hipsters will be licking his feet.
BREAKING: Juventus confirm manager Max Allegri will leave the club this summer after winning 11 trophies in five years
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Mad o. Maddd oo
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Hey there guys. So as I stated earlier, I sell composite fiber cylinders. They're very safe and rust/moisture proof. They're also translucent so you can see how much gas you've used. The 20kg goes for 1200 cedis and the 15kg is 1000 cedis. I beg come and buy, thanks 🙏🏾.
Guys Accra is hot so I'm about to start selling fiber cylinders. I beg when I start, you people should come and buy o. Also they're very expensive compared to the regular ones. I'm saying this so everyone knows.
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If you make a new app today and it becomes big, you might not survive the next 2 years. Big tech will either integrate your features into their apps or just outright make a competitor that has their billions backing it. Crazy
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My biggest weakness of knowing myself is I'm too introspective. I think and analyse every detail of my actions. I never just live in the moment and I'm very unforgiving to myself, almost like I'm not allowed to be human, to have flaws. Makes me feel I hate myself sometimes.
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Why do some of you think being annoying is cute? Your love language is pissing your partner off? Weird.
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Weren't we here when two backpackers went to meet a minister just because they were White?
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I don't think I can have sex with someone who's never had sex before. Go and get your numbers up, ohemaa. I want you in your prime.
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