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@KoloVeski
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3 years
I dated this guy in Juja. He had to be out of the house by 5am to beat traffic jam. To my surprise he used to pass by his girlfriend every morning before going to work.😭💔
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@KoloVeski
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@danielmarven I swear this is the best video you will see today
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9 months
This is the best video you are going to see on internet today 😍😍
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@KoloVeski
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3 years
Someone buy me Chelsea Sheets. I love sleeping on clean sheets 😍😍😂😂✊❤️
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@KoloVeski
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3 years
Ladies try and give your house help a day off every week to go quench her thirst otherwise she will drink from your tap.
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@KoloVeski
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3 years
Oooh ati Women love money. Judas was whose wife again?🤣🤣🤣
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9 months
This is the best video you are going to see on internet today 😍😍
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@KoloVeski
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3 years
Ni kazi gani you can do kwa giza and still do it perfectly?
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@KoloVeski
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3 years
Can you marry someone you met on Twitter?
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@KoloVeski
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3 years
Look who is back😍😍. Follow me here let us keep it burning. Magic Girl❤️❤️🌹
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@KoloVeski
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3 years
I am not high maintenance, just feed me, make me laugh and f*ck me. Not too much to ask for. Right?!?
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@KoloVeski
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3 years
A flight to London is 8 Hours but a train to Kisumu is 11 Hours😂😂😂.
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@KoloVeski
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9 months
@amerix Amerix is doing the Lord's work today. Kanyaga hao
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@KoloVeski
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3 years
Huyu jamaa mkale anaambia wenzake "my wife is a panga", kumbe anasema "my wife is a banker" 🤣🤣🤣
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@KoloVeski
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3 years
Neno gani ukisema mbele ya watu wanaona umeenda shule?😂
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3 years
Our pastor on Sunday was like, "i see foolish men walking on crates but i know a man who walked on water, hallelujah!"😂😂😂😂
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@KoloVeski
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3 years
Hizi magari zimeandikwa L kubwa red nyuma na mbele ndio hizo za loan?
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@KoloVeski
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3 years
I don’t open my eyes during sex, cause I hate seeing men happy.
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@KoloVeski
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3 years
Understanding luo is a must. It's a fine language yaye! Any fine Luo man willing to teach me? 😊
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@KoloVeski
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3 years
Honeymoon was meant to break virginity sai mnaendaga kuduu?? 🤣🤣😂
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@KoloVeski
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3 years
Welcome to Kenya where husband anaitwa baby na mtoto anaitwa Babaa🤣🤣🤣
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@KoloVeski
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3 years
With your bank account right now, where can you travel to?
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@KoloVeski
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3 years
Dear men, Its not your responsibility to make a woman happy.
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@KoloVeski
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3 years
Uko na funguo zake ama ukifika unamngoja hapo nje kaa Lori ya takataka!? 🤣🤣🤣
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@KoloVeski
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3 years
Be proud of your Crush, Anaitwa nani? 😂
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@KoloVeski
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3 years
Ni kitu gani ukipewa roho inatulia?😂
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@KoloVeski
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3 years
Unashangaa mbona hupendi kuoga kumbe hukufanyiwa baby shower before uzaliwe😂😂😂
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@KoloVeski
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3 years
"I can work under no supervision" amepiga manager ngumi😂😂😂
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3 years
Huku kwetu kunanyesha and damn all this thunder and lightening ni kama heaven wako photo shoot sahii manze😕
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@KoloVeski
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3 years
Sikuhizi maternity wards hakuna manduru, Ama Mungu amesamea Girl Child?😇😂
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@KoloVeski
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3 years
Watu wapende usafi jameni. Tuko gym imefika part ya squats room ikanuka samaki mbichi💀💀
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@KoloVeski
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3 years
Sikuhizi Barabara ni Pana sana, Usisahau kuvaa helmet ukiendesha gari!😂
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@KoloVeski
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3 years
Kitambo nilikua nadhani nurse ni bibi ya doctor 🤭😭😂
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@KoloVeski
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3 years
Wengine wakikiss na kuhug kwa stairs wewe unaziruka mbili mbili. Jameni huoni uko na shida? 😂😂😂💔
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@KoloVeski
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3 years
Some men can unhook a bra in 2 seconds but takes 10 minutes to find the book of Malachi.
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3 years
If you can get chics from Kayole and Nyeri to be submissive then you can tame a lion 😂😂🤣
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@KoloVeski
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3 years
Wakikimbia mnawaita WAKENYA, wakiongea kizungu mnawaita WAKALE 😭😭😂😂😂
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@KoloVeski
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3 years
Anakuambia uweke Airtel muongee, mko sure Arusi yenu tutashiba kweli? 🤣🤣
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@KoloVeski
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3 years
Nilimeet na yeye kwa Symposium ya physics tukiwa high-school. We are getting married next year😍😍. Wewe?
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@KoloVeski
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3 years
Unajua kama sio shule sahii ungekua kwa hiyo location iko hapo nyuma ya ID yako😂😂😂
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@KoloVeski
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3 years
Women shoot their shot by walking past you😂🤣🤣. Jiggle Jiggle🤣🤣
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@KoloVeski
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3 years
Do you have someone who cares and checks on when you are not online?
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3 years
Anytime a girl is singing in the shower and then she stops all of a sudden just know she is washing something big🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@KoloVeski
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Eastleigh almost kila kichorochoro ya road is tarmacked lakini uchafu,wuuueh the town is dirty😭😭.
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I don't know why... But if somebody tells me 'Take care'... Najipatanga nmetop up mpesa yake 😂😂
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I'm fine with being alone It's the horny part that bothers me😂
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@KoloVeski
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3 years
Hio ng'ombe iko kwa logo ya arimis itolewe sasa☝😟😂
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@KoloVeski
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3 years
Lakini how does "eee Mungu nguvu yetu" translate to "oo God of all creation"? Sitaimba hizo mauongo tena🚮
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3 years
Nimemtext, "you are silent" akajibu, "i wish you were too". Niambie sumu inaua haraka i can't take this😭😭😭
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3 years
Nyinyi ni waongo😭😭😭. Mlinidanganya i shoot my shot i won't die, he just blocked me after i did. You all wiked😭😭😭😭😭
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@KoloVeski
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3 years
Secrets and lies kill relationships. No matter how careful you are, you will get caught eventually.
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@KoloVeski
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3 years
A broke guy chasing after multiple women is mental illness!
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@KoloVeski
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10 months
Which Kenyan SACCO can I use if I want peace of mind?? Yenye haitanifrustrate kabisa.
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3 years
Kesho wanaume wa Arsenal if you need boobs to lean on, I'm here for you. Hugs in advance.
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3 years
Heri nilambe sabuni ya kuoga hadi iishe kuliko nugu iniambie "penda wewe xana",, "nakurank" 🙄🙄
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@KoloVeski
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10 months
Check out this video
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@KoloVeski
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3 years
I was in an interview with someone born in 2003, why are 3 year olds applying for jobs???
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Ukiniona na Mubaba be nice and say "siku hizi ako day care" 😂😂😂. Don't use harsh words like "ako na sponsor" 😭😭
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3 years
God if you can level and flatten mountains what is a tummy to you surely? Amen🙂
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3 years
Would you delete Twitter for a healthy relationship?
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3 years
if we are dating, don’t expect me to show my love for you on social media. its my heart that I’m using to love you not my data bundles!
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@KoloVeski
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Mimi mwanamume ajaribu kunilamba ninio nampiga headii ya goti kwa mdomo meno imwagike😏😏
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@KoloVeski
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10 months
Which Kenyan Bank has the best Mobile Banking App yenye huwa haisumbui? This is a safe space.
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3 years
Dem hakupeangi coochie akikuomba pesa Mnyime.
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Samsung phone users are just a screen crack away from poverty 😅😅 Good morning
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@KoloVeski
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3 years
Anyone who uses WhatsApp GB is chaotic, problematic and completely nosey.
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I started my ranch with one tick and cowdung....now i own 1 million cattle and 2 million Goats....just start with what you have you will become rich.
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At my funeral sit me up. I wanna see if my best friend is crying and fainting😔😔
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3 years
Mbona watu hutoa their whatsApp profile picture wakikasirika?
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3 years
Mwanamume ni kupatia mtoto wa wenyewe pesa. Mambo ya "I'll die for you" wachia wanajeshi please 😏😏
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@KoloVeski
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A girl should not eat more than 3 slices of bread.
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Backshots are the only way kienyeji will turn her back on You🥶😅.
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Wale wenye wazazi ni pastors, how is life with eating sadaka? Experience?
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Ukiwa fan wa Chelsea stress utatoa wapi jameni 🤣🤣💙💙💙
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Every family has those 2 cousins that cannot be trusted together 🤣🤣🤣
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Real men don't go to bed with multiple women. They go to bed with one woman in multiple ways.
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3 years
Nimeota ati kuna chaos sahii asubuhi. Wapi hapo? 😂😂😂
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Msichana mrembo lakini mfupi kama weekend🤣🤣.
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3 years
Unaenda na chali yako mfupi church usher anakashika mkono anakapeleka Sunday school 😂😂😂
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@KoloVeski
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3 years
Never been this sad on the first day of a year since birth.
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Next year a date like today can be our anniversary if we start dating today. Where are you babe? 😂😂😂
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Work until they can't hold a Family meeting without you. ✌😌😂
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I might want you so bad and still let you go, you are not money and am not ugly...I know my voltage ⚡⚡
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Paint me however you want. I know my heart is good and I'm solid.
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@KoloVeski
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3 years
Campus kila mtu ako na Airforce, ni kama toughees pale highschool😂😂
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@KoloVeski
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3 years
Unaingia twitter unapost kizungu yako tu mzuuri, halafu nugu inadrop hii pic hapo comment section 😂😂😂
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@KoloVeski
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9 months
@danielmarven This is absolutely fascinating, nature is absolutely beautiful. You like it?
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This is absolutely fascinating, nature is absolutely beautiful
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@KoloVeski
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3 years
Sorry if I curved you. I thought i had a man. You can all come back please 😭😂
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@KoloVeski
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3 years
2022 nataka mapenzi tight kama kifuniko ya gas.
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@KoloVeski
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10 months
Here's the full video. This happened at Port Victoria Hospital. Which Ababu is she referring to? This kind of madness needs to stop. Disrespect to medics is disrespect to service.
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3 years
When you miss your ex's game but you can't tell your new boo why you are mad😔😣. I hate it here😏
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3 years
Kwani huku kenya hakunanga zile family za, "take this 5 million and stay away from our son" 🥺🥺
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@KoloVeski
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2 years
Mko??
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@KoloVeski
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10 months
This is the best thing you will see today and he is just 4 years old.
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3 years
Dudes be like "i want you" and then end up doing nothing to make you feel wanted. 😏
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@KoloVeski
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3 years
Ukinunua account nunua content☹️
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3 years
Kuna siku nilikua naita smartphone touch screen😂💔.
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