Kokomoschmoe
@Kokomoschmoe
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Business Development, writer, stand-up comedian.
Joined April 2009
Terry Bradshaw sounds like he swallowed Burt Reynolds wig
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Is it possible they cull the chickens and burn down Philly all in one night?
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Cole Porter rolling over in his grave…to get a better angle
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RT @3PickupMusicMan: If Van Halen’s ‘Ain’t Talking about Love’ were recorded with a big band in 1950, you might get Vanna Halen. Gonna be h…
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RT @steelers1288: @Kokomoschmoe Had himself a career with @SUBWAY after allegedly receiving various insider text messages about potential N…
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If Barkley and Hurts don’t score imagine the $$ windfall for FanDuel, Draft Kings & the NFL. Even if one of them doesn’t score. I fully expect some walk-on named Steve Berkowitz to score.
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Nobody on the Fox Sports pregame show talking about Danette Colbert. They’re just tossing footballs around like paid sycophants. Pam Oliver “efforting” an interview with the Comfort Inn assistant mgr
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Jay Glazer starting to look like every Gypsy who ever squatted on Ben Cartwright’s land.
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Fanduel & Draft Kings all set for a low scoring game. Barkley 0 TD’s. That’s how you get Capone and degenerate gamblers!
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Nawlins hookers getting OT. Terry Bradshaw back to the hotel for lemon water.
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Elton John will perform the song ‘Katrina’ at halftime. “Goodbye, Tom Dempsey…though I never saw you kick the memory of your half shoe carries on”
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