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Massive respect 🫡
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Married couples will have unprotected sex for 2 years without having a baby..But us youth just 1 round then boom twins😭😞
Fada Lord 😭😭
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My mom will give me HIV one day,she keeps changing nannies everytime😪💔
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if this pops up on your timeline, I wish you well in life ✅
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Uunona nyeee vuupangi!!!!😭😭Momitse omuna ike “Topa Laat ons gaan” ndishi 😂😂💔
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Good sex can make a girl apologize for things she didn't do like; Babe I'm sorry for the liquidation of Air Namibia. 😂😂😂🏌🏿♂️🏌🏿♂️😭
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She invited you for lunch and you're carrying a condom. For what? No man gents lets be romantic ngaa for sometimes not just sex sex everytime😂
😂😂
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My age range for dating is 17-45 years old.
How about you?
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If our girlfriends knows how many ladies we avoid daily because of them, they will pay us salary.
How about the volume guys ?🏌🏿♂️🙌🏾
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Maar do you guys enjoy sex with condoms ike lela😪😩
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Tetiii Akwambi, tate Geya apumba neee opongaa eli ano matsa ?😹
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Guys😂😂😂😭💀Our landlord fainted 7 times this morning, after one female tenants tested HIV positive.
What a caring landlord👏🏿💀
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Maar where do you guys get these faithful ladies man ?
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So my neighbour called the police because I was smoking weed in our backyard.. The police got here and asked where the weed was, I said I smoked it all. They said where did you buy it, I said from my neighbour...now they're at his house😂😂😂
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It is only the penis that knows what it saw inside the vagina that made it vomit...
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How old were you when you realized that BRA in full means Breasts Resting Area and PANTS in full means Private Areas Needs Tight Security ?😉
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One thing about us unemployed folks, we are very fertile.
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😂😂😂😂 I'm glad, I can read and understand English bcos this is not a thing at all💀
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This is embarrassing 🤦🏾♂️
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Maaar why people say abortion is murder, so what do condoms do ? Kidnapping right?🤣🙆🏿♂️
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Hano what is the fastest way to win a woman's heart?
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When they say Namibia has nice roads they mean this🔥🏋🏿♂️
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I don't know who needs to hear this but Isaiah 60:22 says, "when the time is right, I the lord will make it happen."
GM TL🌻
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The exam is out of 30 and your score is your birthdate.
What’s your score? 🤔
Mine, 6/30 💀
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If your siblings depend on you for survival, may your pockets never run dry..🙏🏾
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🙆🏾♂️ Yoh Namibia is such a beautiful country man😁🔥👌🏾
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Few kilometers from the Walvis Bay Salt Works to the Sandwich Harbour
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Which song can I listen to when I'm waiting for my HIV/AIDS results ?😩
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Get a man sis, your room cannot be sounding like a barbershop every night vakwetu 😩
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People who react to my tweets everyday
I pray that you will find money on ground tomorrow 😍🤣🤙🏾
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Don't dump your new born
Call me I'll take it in🥺🤲🏽
0813755918
Sharists do the honours 🕯️❤️
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Yoh I met this other kagirl 3 days ago in Oshana Mall. I can't live without her.😭😭
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Did you know that WANAHEDA location stands for Wambo Nama Herero and Damara location ?
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Tassenberg is just like All*stars and ADIDAS plakies ihalizi mowela nando olyanyenga nootatekulu🤣🤣🤣✊🏿
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You all still steaming and eating lemons right ??? 😂
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Mention something that smells bad but it has a good taste.
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A serious relationship must start from 28 years old vakwetu. 🥶👋🏾
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Having money also boost your immune system. It is called vitamin M🏌🏿♂️😂🎀🙌🏾
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Tetiii girls, when your parents have no any money to give you, do you also leave them ? Bcos this hun just left me in the relationship now vati she can't be with a broke guy in relationship....💔😭
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If a lady is giving you money in a relationship, is either she is ugly or she is older than you. I come in peace ✌ 😂🏌🏿♂️💯
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Apart from sun which other thing rises in the morning ?😊
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I nearly forgot to let you guys know that your orders has arrived 😂 if you ordered something with someone start pressuring them already.
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Shokwii forgiving meehole nashi zepo queues are long vakwetu 😭
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Tetiiii!!!! Take a very good look at yourself utale, do you think you deserve a faithful partner ?
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You are SINGLE but you have 2 pillows on your bed…1's for who ???🤔😤😂
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All science students get in here..
The oil in condom is it engen oil or crude oil ?😉
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Ladies and Gentlemen, a very good evening to you all. Today I’m witnessing the sunset from the highest dune in the world.
📍Namibia
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Girls who pronounce data as dayta think they breath flavoured oxygen man eses.🤧🤧😂😂🏌🏿♂️
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I’m the coolest cousin in the family 😀👊🏾 how about you ??🙂
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Dear ladies what can a man do, to make you happy without money ?
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Ano I’m at the wrong Checkers?? Kapuna omanona mpano🫣
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Anditiiii mukuru
@DonaldSpeedy
, kunako iitandu yeedhopi hono ano?? Andidhengwa ketungo lyandje man.🤦🏾♂️
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Someone impregnated my long distance relationship partner 🥴🌚
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Inamu mona yakweni aya pugalala kiilonga on a Monday and you conclude that they’ve hangover. Sometimes it’s just texts from our loved ones that are ruining our days…
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Here is a short love story of Matthews Martin: How it started, how it was going and how it ended😂😂 Mjolo not for the soft hearted people.
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When a woman loves, she loves for real. When a man loves he, he, he, I mean he, oh no! This my keyboard is hanging again.😂😂😂😂🏌🏿♂️
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Please what is this...she just handed it over to me and left in tears
I'm really confused here 🥺😭
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If you ordered something with someone start pressuring them already!😂😂
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''Offline till further notice'' Uuyelele mbuka katuna ike mpaa atuwu fala nando. Not even to home affairs. 😂
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Making it home after a long trip is a blessing for real.🙏🏾
JUST IN: Five people died at 01h00 this morning when a car they were traveling in from Walvis Bay to Ondangwa overturned some 40 km to Oshivelo, after the driver lost control. There were eight occupants in the vehicle, four of whom died on the spot. Another person died in a
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Dear 1993,1994,1995,1996,1997,1998,1999
It's Time For The 3rd child please.😩😩🙌🏾
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If you are to apologise to any part of your body that has suffered a lot, which part of your body will you apologise to?
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No one treats you better than the girl you don’t want.
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Being a man is hard, sometimes you leave a woman who is yours alone and go for a girl who belongs to community😂😂🤦🏾♂️
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Someone need to tell women that they cannot keep a men if he’s no longer interested 😂😂
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My girlfriend birthday is February 29 but there's no February 29 this year. When I said I'm serving a living God, you guys thought I was joking.. more wins to me🙃🥳😴
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Female panties are just NAD 80, male boxer is NAD 200. Girls hope you see the difference 🚧
Don't insult a guy for wearing one boxer for a week.😂😂🤪😜
Guys is the volume okay?.🏌🏿♂️
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A woman that send her man money is 100 times better than a pretty woman. 😌✌🏿
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“You heard the orders where burned mos now why are you asking me your iPhone??”
😆😆😆💀🚨
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Apart from independent women which other crew is stubborn in Namibia ? 🌚
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A SUPER AWEH giveaway maybe? Drop a ✅ if you’re still awake.
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Your 5th @ will get pregnant/impregnates this month 😂💀🕯
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