Keith Qualude
@KofeeBen
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Official Twitter of the one and only Keith Qualude. 68 years young. Inventor of the QB SNEAK. All-American Bush Sniffer. 2nd place in the 50 yd dash (6th grade)
Joined January 2021
Dear god here we go again. The type of tan lines that make you feel like you need to be locked in a cage.
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Keith was doing some milf recon. Target ended up having an absolute missile of a daughter. How do we play this? #LANK #HailMarry
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@CrackpipeDonald @redlineloverr @kwamekwamekwame If you’re going to steal my tweet at least spell it right. #RAPEDONJOHNSON
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@boomer_toon Joe, let me walk you thru a play by play on what Keith would do in this situation. You take her on the best date of her life. After this wholesome date you bring her back to your place and seduce her. You then pull your pants down and crank your hog right in front of her. #LANK
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@TovarBarry123 Barry, happens to the best of us. On the one yard line there expecting the run. That’s where the Qb Sneak comes into play. Sincerely, Keith.
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@livvydunne Olivia Darling, there’s no way I’m reading all this. Just wanted to let you know…would. #LANK
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@popwarnergoat Lionel, hope you have a great night. Maybe mix in some waters so you don’t end up with a tank like you did on new years. #LANK
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@RickyBo00317410 Ronnie, drink a few more Coors then dip your pecker in there. No Balls. #LANK
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@sylvanakell Sylvana, great post. I really enjoyed this post. With that said I looked at your profile and just wanted to let you know, Would. #LANK
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@redlineloverr @wobblymami Pace, if this is your type I recommend you strolling to your local Walmart. You’ll find atleast 3 girls that look like this. #LANK Best Regards, Keith.
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@ParlayBuffet2 @wobblymami Dale, not a fan of tattoos. Especially full sleeves. Keith can deal with little girly tats but this one got sleeves like a man that would round house kick my ass. Sincerely, Keith.
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@JosephBattiato1 Joe, I love the idea. However I believe this would work better with kids named “your nose.” Get em next time tiger. Sincerely, Keith.
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@canadianchav Lilianne, Keith is in the dumps. Please spare me a breast picture. Sincerely, Mr. Qualude.
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@DietglizzyCoke John, stay tuned. You will be getting a rack picture tonight if things go well.
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