"Do I really have an ๐๐๐ข? Sure I think I am ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐! But certainly I am not an ๐ผ๐๐๐๐๐ผ๐ฟ.."
"Good morning to everyone! Rool is here! So go on, start ๐๐จ๐ฐ๐ข๐ง๐ down!"
*The Narastic Kremling King demands just wanting to fuel his own ego*
[Decided I should do a mains call if your okay with being @'d or with plotting stuff, and maybe be a part of a on going storyline currently taking place with some folks here, or just for general then be my guest.]
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๐ต "It's your favorite king of GRACE and STYLE! I'm going to take whats mine, those Isles! Of which Those Kongs wrongfully Stole, and filled my heart with but and empty hole! Ohh... and don't worry ill get those koopas too!" ๐ต
"๐ป๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ฏ๐๐๐๐... ๐ฏ๐ถ..... ๐ถ๐๐๐ ๐ญ๐๐๐๐๐... ๐ป๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ป๐๐๐๐... they all make me feel sometype of way... I MEAN um... UM ๐ฌ๐ข๐จ ๐๐๐๐ฅ๐ ๐ก๐ข๐ง๐๐๐ก๐! ๐ฆ๐๐จ๐ง ๐จ๐ฃ!"
"Good Morning, hopefully today is good seeing as I've been dealing with ๐๐๐ข๐จ๐ญ๐ข๐ ๐๐๐ก๐๐ฏ๐ข๐จ๐ซ the past few days."
"It brings humor to me whenever ๐๐จ๐ฌ๐๐ฒ ๐๐ฉ๐๐ฌ, and ๐ฐ๐จ๐ซ๐ญ๐ก๐ฅ๐๐ฌ๐ฌ ๐๐ข๐ณ๐๐ซ๐๐ฌ think they stand up to us Kremlings, when they have the worlds ๐ฒ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ฝ๐๐๐๐!"
"WELL, time I give you all a ๐๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ข๐ก in ๐ฅ๐๐ฆ๐ฃ๐๐๐ง from ๐ฑ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐~. Snice some ๐๐ฟ๐ฒ ๐ง๐ข ๐ ๐จ๐๐ ๐ข๐ ๐๐ก ๐๐๐ฅ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ญ๐๐ฅ๐ ๐๐ฅ๐๐๐ก To begin to understand it!"
"With two of ๐ธ๐๐๐๐๐ around this world will truly be ๐๐ซ๐๐๐๐ with ๐๐ฑ๐๐๐ฅ๐ฅ๐๐ง๐๐. I'm happy to have myself in my krew!"
๐ต"I'm here for have no fear the Kremling King is here to sing to motivate his idiotic halfwits. Reminding them ๐๐๐๐ what happens when they disobey they get thrown, away sentenced to death it may be ๐๐ฟ๐๐ฒ๐น but under my tyranny you will serve till your last breath!"๐ต
"...๐-๐๐ข๐ข.... ๐-๐๐๐ฎ ๐๐ซ๐๐ง๐ฎ๐ค๐ฃ๐!!.. ๐จ๐ต๐ต๐ต... ๐จ๐ต.. ๐ฝ๐ค๐จ๐จ ๐๐จ ๐ฉ๐ค ๐จ๐๐.. ๐-๐๐ค ๐๐ ๐๐จ๐ ๐๐ ๐ข๐ ๐ฉ๐ค ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐..๐๐๐.. ๐๐๐๐ง๐๐" *No one was taking him seriously but.. King K Rool knew what day was coming up so hid himself in his keep*
"What did I say about Banana's in my throne room!? I can't ๐๐ญ๐๐ง๐ the smell of them! Get these ๐๐ซ๐จ๐ฌ๐ฌ ๐๐ฏ๐๐ซ๐ ๐ซ๐จ๐ฐ๐ง Yellow Devils out of my throne room you ๐ฃ๐๐๐๐ฅ๐๐๐ก๐๐ ๐๐๐ญ๐๐ฅ๐ ๐๐๐ฅ๐๐ฆ!"
"Ugh, this world gets more of that ๐๐ฎ๐ญ๐ซ๐ข๐ ๐๐ฒ๐ซ๐๐ง๐ญ Koopa, and not more of my ๐๐จ๐ฌ๐ญ ๐๐ฑ๐๐๐ฅ๐ฅ๐๐ง๐๐ ๐๐จ๐ฒ๐๐ฅ๐ง๐๐ฌ๐ฌ?? This is truly a ๐ฟ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐!"
"Be less ๐๐ซ๐จ๐จ๐ฅ to my Minions? Oh, please, these ๐๐๐ญ๐ก๐๐ญ๐ข๐ ๐๐จ๐ซ๐จ๐ง๐ฌ are too ๐๐ซ๐๐ข๐ง๐ฅ๐๐ฌ๐ฌ to even register what kindness is! ๐๐๐ญ๐ก๐๐ญ๐ข๐, you think I waste my breath on them!"
"Well, I am back you ๐๐๐ฆ๐๐ฎ๐ง๐๐ญ๐ข๐จ๐ฎ๐ฌ ๐๐๐ฉ๐ญ๐ข๐ฅ๐๐ฌ! Did you miss ๐๐? Oh wait, why'd I ask ๐๐ ๐พ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ฟ๐๐ฟ!.. now how are things?"
"For those unaware, my birthday is coming up! I expect statues, worshipping, and all of you lunkheads to be on your best behavior to stay out of my scales!"
"You know I actually hate Banana's I am ๐๐ข๐๐ค of being offered them! ๐ฆ๐ง๐ข๐ฃ ๐๐ง, ๐ก๐๐ง๐ช๐๐ง๐ฆ! Y'know it was only to starve the Kongs do death!"
"A ๐๐๐ฅ๐๐ฐ๐ข๐ญ human, huh? And what is a ๐ป๐๐๐๐๐ face like yours doing here? I expect you want my attention, of course you do!"
"I heard there's more Koopa royals around lately regardless they still are ๐๐ง๐๐๐ซ๐ข๐จ๐ซ to a Kremling, and that will always be true!"
"Thankfull for ๐ช๐ต๐ฎ๐!? A bunch of ๐๐๐ฅ๐๐ฐ๐ข๐ญ crocs who can't tell a monkey from a barrel! Get ๐๐ข๐๐ก! Oh, please.. the only one I'm thankful for is ๐ธ๐๐๐๐๐~"
"Lately, I've been on edge, you Kremling, drive me mad! I've honestly thought of firing all of you or even putting you ๐๐ฎ๐ง๐ค๐ก๐๐๐๐ฌ to death! But then I remember my ๐๐ฎ๐ง๐ค๐ก๐๐๐๐ฌ
@PeachTxadstool
and
@StompinPlumbers
, and then I calm down.."
"๐ช๐ฎ๐๐ฐ๐ต what you call me ๐ช๐ผ๐ฟ๐๐ต๐น๐ฒ๐๐ ๐บ๐ผ๐ฟ๐ผ๐ป, I hate being called ๐๐ฎ๐, so please refrain from it unless you like a face for of ๐๐ฅ๐ฎ๐ง๐๐๐ซ๐๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ฌ!"
"You know we've went a few days without you ๐ ๐ฎ๐ฆ๐๐ฅ๐ข๐ง๐ good for nothing ๐๐ข๐ญ๐ญ๐ฒ๐ฌ actually messing up I'm very pro- *a loud bang is heard someone knocked over all the supply barrels* ...RUGGGHH BRING ME WHICHEVER ๐๐ข๐ช๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ญ๐๐ฅ๐ IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THAT! NOW!"
OH YES, PLEASE, MY HEART HASN'T BEEN THE SAME! TO THINK A CURSED TORTOISE LIKE YOU COULD STEAL MY HEART SO FIRMLY, AND HEAL MY COLD BLACK HEART!" *he says, crying very over drastically and being extra, over the top and flamboyant typical of the King*
"Sorry not everyone can wake up as ๐๐ซ๐๐๐๐๐ฎ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฒ as me. When your as ๐๐๐ซ๐๐๐๐ญ as me nothing can drag you down!" *the sound of an explosion is heard from his minions working* "...Well unless your A ๐๐ข๐ช๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ญ๐๐ฅ๐!!!!!"
"..is that so? I am not quite sure I care how awesome you think you are, because at the end of the day Kremlings rain ๐๐ฎ๐ฉ๐ซ๐๐ฆ๐! I should have you executed for such insults, but a pathetic piece of ๐๐๐ซ๐ isn't worth my time!"
@KoastalKing
"...man, /THIS/ guy again...?"
Grumbles, but then chuckles and folds his arms.
"Sorry to bust your bubble, croco-man, but there's only /one/ awesome king standin' here!
And...methinks it's the guy talkin' to you!"
"Every day a new Bowser pops up, and I roll my eyes. How much of this ๐๐ผ๐-๐๐ฒ๐ฎ๐ฑ๐ฒ๐ฑ ๐ก๐ถ๐๐๐ does the world really need?"
"Thats right, yours truly.. ๐ถ๐๐๐ ๐ถ ๐ฝ๐๐๐ continues to prove himself! ๐๐๐๐๐ this is my ๐ ๐ข๐ง๐๐ฌ๐ญ ๐๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ!"
"Why dose that ๐ช๐ถ๐ฐ๐ธ๐ฒ๐ฑ Bowser think ๐๐ will work with him if he just threatens and plans wars, that ๐๐๐บ๐ฏ๐น๐ถ๐ป๐ด ๐ ๐ผ๐ฟ๐ผ๐ป never trust King Bowsers!"
"Sometimes I feel I am the only one truly fit to be ๐ถ๐๐๐, every other ruler seems so ๐ฃ๐ฎ๐๐ต๐ฒ๐๐ถ๐ฐ๐ฎ๐น๐น๐ lacking!"
"Yes, I do.... *sighs* i can't believe I'm apologizing It ๐๐๐ข๐ง๐ฌ me so much, Don't you ๐๐๐ซ๐ tell anyone about this!"
*typical K Rool, but at least he admitted it some Kremlings in the background laugh at their kings insecurities*
Well that was more over the top than he expected. Then again it was Roolโฆ He eyed him with distain, gruffing as he listened to his heart felt speech.
โโCourse ya do. Itโs me that left ya. And do ya understand why I did?โ
"I ๐ท๐๐๐ you too~." *it felt off actually hearing him say this k rool was never good at romance or expressing his feelings* "Us ๐ถ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ really are quite the ๐ฎ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ huh?"
He missing doing this stuff. Training was taking up all his time so it was nice to just appreciate wrapping his hands around K.Rool to squeeze on him gently. He nuzzled him and kissed his cheek and finally loosened up.
โLove ya.โ
He gruffed to his kremling.
"Of course, I can handle anything! I'm King K Rool!.. If you must help, I wanna be the stick to the ๐๐๐ญ๐ก๐๐ญ๐ข๐ Pirate myself! For betrayal of my kingdom, of course, he'll be executed, but don't worry, I'll make it one befitting of a loathsome ๐๐๐๐๐จ๐ like him!" --->
He didnโt want to K.Roolโs pride to handle the matter himself. As he spoke he followed Rool into his office and looked around it curiously before reaching his hands out for Rool to embrace him.
โStop makinโ everythinโ about you! Glad youโre hear coz we have a score tโsettle anyway!
Whatโs this Iโve been hearinโ about you bragginโ about gettinโ engaged tโthe Princess!?โ
*he gives him a kiss* "๐ฏ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ญ๐๐๐๐๐, you always manage to impress me unlike those ๐๐๐ฌ๐ค๐ฒ ๐๐ฉ๐๐ฌ!"
โExactly! Iโm completely fine! So we can forget about that lame moment I had. Iโm totally back tโnormal. Gotta get back tโtraininโ now.
Uh. Love ya too.. Your handsomeness wants a kiss.โ
"You know marriage is confusing.. I Have to ๐๐จ๐ฐ ๐๐จ๐ฐ๐ง to someone and ask them to marry ๐ธ๐!?.. I ๐๐จ๐ง'๐ญ ๐๐จ๐ฐ ๐๐จ๐ฐ๐ง to anyone.. if anything anyone smart would bow to me and ๐๐๐ to marry me!"
"Whatever, you want you ๐๐๐ฎ๐ฉ๐๐ซ๐ข๐ณ๐ ๐๐จ๐ซ๐ญ๐จ๐ข๐ฌ๐, might even bring our ๐ฏ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ป๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ along~."
"KLUMP, KRUSHA, Prepare a toast to.. ๐ ๐, of course! Thanks to me, we've finally built back up our strength as a kingdom, one who all will ๐ ๐๐๐ซ and know the name of! Other Kremlings dare ๐๐จ๐ญ attempt and uprising now!"
"I outta send some of you ๐๐ข๐ญ๐ฐ๐ข๐ญ to the Kong Kingdom with how much you love to act a foul! honestly and you dare call yourselves my men! Your complete ๐ ๐ฎ๐ฆ๐๐ฅ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐๐จ๐ซ๐จ๐ง๐ฌ one more accident like this and I ๐๐๐๐๐..!"
"Would anyone love to hang with a ๐ถ๐๐๐ like ๐ธ๐ tonight?"
*The Kremling King says lonely seems he yelled and insulted every Kremling away from talking to him*
"Its fine.. but mark my words if that ๐๐๐ง๐ข๐ฅ๐ ๐๐๐ฅ๐๐ฆ๐๐ง๐๐๐ซ so much as LAYS a hand on you, I'll have him ๐๐ฎ๐ญ๐ญ๐๐ before my whole kingdom!"
โYou impress me too. Heard ya had a confrontation with my father โnโ kept your cool. The one from your world I mean. I know heโs been at my castle tโtrain meโฆ
I shoulda told ya..โ
"Hmm I think I do wanna get going to keep myself from drinking to much!.. definitely if you can I wanna head out Though let's take the long way I wanna see the city yea hear?
Heh, I appreciate it then, K Rool! Iโll let ya know if I ever wanna come and visit, alright? So yeah, ya wanna finish up and head on out to my castle? Or do ya wanna take some more time here? Eitherโs fine with me!