Klaatulives Profile Banner
XMarksthespot Profile
XMarksthespot

@Klaatulives

Followers
2K
Following
10K
Media
1K
Statuses
3K

Independent thinker and MAGA bullshit exterminator, dog rescuer, ex-sportswriter & a proud former Marine who believes in truth, justice and the American way

United States
Joined December 2022
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
@Klaatulives
XMarksthespot
1 year
@ResisterSis20 The face of the GOP! So fitting.
Tweet media one
2
111
311
@Klaatulives
XMarksthespot
7 months
@ComeOnManLetsGo Lawrence is the only truth teller in today’s media landscape.
9
13
101
@Klaatulives
XMarksthespot
10 months
Can I get an amen??!!
Tweet media one
4
14
43
@Klaatulives
XMarksthespot
10 months
Hey all you Evangelical assholes who worship a convicted sex offending lying conman as the epitome of Christian faith, just remember what a true servant of the people and his faith looks like. If you think Trump measures up, you’re seriously flawed and beyond repair! Shameful!
Tweet media one
3
22
49
@Klaatulives
XMarksthespot
11 months
@guelphgirlchris Aug 29, 2019 .A woman randomly slashed a 3-year-old boy with a knife in Tbilisi, Georgia. Police arrested a 51-year-old suspect in connection to the incident. For all you MAGA geniuses, Tbilisi is not an Atlanta suburb!.
0
0
35
@Klaatulives
XMarksthespot
10 months
No doubt.
Tweet media one
1
18
34
@Klaatulives
XMarksthespot
10 months
I’m Donald Trump and I approve this message.
Tweet media one
1
9
28
@Klaatulives
XMarksthespot
10 months
@norjohnston06 Just seeing the words Trump and Bible together is nauseating!.
4
1
29
@Klaatulives
XMarksthespot
10 months
I give it a 9. It has a good beat and you can dance to it!
Tweet media one
2
14
25
@Klaatulives
XMarksthespot
10 months
When truth is more fucked up than fiction!
Tweet media one
2
11
20
@Klaatulives
XMarksthespot
10 months
Yep. 215 pounds of hardened steel my friends. There are no mirrors at Mar a Lago!
Tweet media one
3
6
13
@Klaatulives
XMarksthespot
1 year
I guess Trump’s calculation to wow the crowd at the Clemson-South Carolina football game didn’t really have the desired effect. He entered the stadium to a booming chorus of boos and was initially greeted with this billboard!
Tweet media one
6
12
20
@Klaatulives
XMarksthespot
8 months
Tweet media one
1
5
19
@Klaatulives
XMarksthespot
8 months
Why does none of this shit resonate with MAGA fucklenuts??!!
Tweet media one
3
14
20
@Klaatulives
XMarksthespot
9 months
Corporate greed is a choice. So is being a responsible corporate citizen.
Tweet media one
3
5
18
@Klaatulives
XMarksthespot
9 months
Tweet media one
0
0
16
@Klaatulives
XMarksthespot
8 months
It is prudent to be careful what you wish for!
Tweet media one
1
6
11
@Klaatulives
XMarksthespot
9 months
Now this is a tough one!
Tweet media one
1
5
14
@Klaatulives
XMarksthespot
1 year
@CLFLAW @RepMTG I know Bim, I can’t believe he weighs 215 either!.
2
0
15
@Klaatulives
XMarksthespot
9 months
Artist sketch from today’s Cohen testimony. They said he looked like, well you know.
Tweet media one
0
4
14
@Klaatulives
XMarksthespot
9 months
Look for this summer movie blockbuster from Disney at a theater near you!
Tweet media one
1
4
13
@Klaatulives
XMarksthespot
1 year
@Osint613 Outstanding!! The UN is a feckless authoritarian-influenced organization that drips hypocrisy. Cast them out. They serve no purpose!.
0
3
13
@Klaatulives
XMarksthespot
1 year
@Osint613 Run away, run away!
0
0
11
@Klaatulives
XMarksthespot
10 months
Okay, so it’s not a political rant! Sue me!
Tweet media one
3
2
9
@Klaatulives
XMarksthespot
9 months
Fox Almost The News called Mawjree Taylor Greene an idiot this week. Now I ask you, is this face of an idiot?
Tweet media one
2
2
8
@Klaatulives
XMarksthespot
11 months
@mhdksafa @PVAenglish This is a Hamas scam!.
0
0
12
@Klaatulives
XMarksthespot
9 months
Such a cowardly stain on humanity!
Tweet media one
0
1
9
@Klaatulives
XMarksthespot
9 months
@DaemonOneil @RpsAgainstTrump Oh please tell me this is real!!!.
1
0
7
@Klaatulives
XMarksthespot
1 year
@DeptVetAffairs Shakeba Morrad, an appellate attorney at Office of General Counsel for U.S. @DeptVetAffairs. She is posting antisemitic bullshit on Twitter. Why is she still employed by the US Government? Not a good look VA. Signed one pissed off career vet!.
0
0
11
@Klaatulives
XMarksthespot
2 years
@DOBrienATL DOB!! Best fricking game if the year!! And listening to Chipper, Smoltzie, Glav and Frenchy in the Braves broadcast booth was absolutely priceless !!!
0
0
10
@Klaatulives
XMarksthespot
8 months
White House prepares to hang the new Trump presidential portrait
Tweet media one
0
4
7
@Klaatulives
XMarksthespot
7 months
@timeforjaya @cosmepolitics What’s the right thing? Just curious.
2
0
10
@Klaatulives
XMarksthespot
11 months
@BadBradRSR Preach my brother!.
0
0
6
@Klaatulives
XMarksthespot
1 year
Tweet media one
1
1
7
@Klaatulives
XMarksthespot
8 months
Look like me, just wait and see
Tweet media one
0
1
7
@Klaatulives
XMarksthespot
10 months
Tweet media one
0
0
5
@Klaatulives
XMarksthespot
8 months
Bartender, the next round is on me!
Tweet media one
0
0
7
@Klaatulives
XMarksthespot
10 months
Have a blessed Passover to my Hebrew friends and family!
Tweet media one
1
0
6
@Klaatulives
XMarksthespot
1 year
@thereidout @WajahatAli Joy, you’re done at our house. You and Medhi have gone full propaganda so you’re no longer welcome. Tired of your bullshit and your Maddow-wannabe act.
1
2
5
@Klaatulives
XMarksthespot
9 months
Tweet media one
0
2
7
@Klaatulives
XMarksthespot
10 months
@BrianCarniello1 @highbrow_nobrow @RepTimBurchett @RepSpartz Brian, just sort of begs the question, if all these GOP congressional members who still profess the Jan. 6 insurrectionist were peaceful patriots, why did they not rush out to greet and embrace them? That question will shut their asses up!.
0
1
5
@Klaatulives
XMarksthespot
8 months
Just saying.
Tweet media one
0
0
5
@Klaatulives
XMarksthespot
1 year
@BigBlueWaveUSA It would be much cheaper and would better enhance US security if we just built the Iron Dome over Mar a Lago!
2
2
5
@Klaatulives
XMarksthespot
9 months
Tweet media one
0
1
7
@Klaatulives
XMarksthespot
1 year
@FlyEagles_Fly @OmarRiverosays Yeah numb nuts, she won the popular vote going away, but not the electoral college. So she had an actual claim!!
0
0
7
@Klaatulives
XMarksthespot
7 months
Trump’s Christian horde
Tweet media one
0
5
6
@Klaatulives
XMarksthespot
9 months
Ladies and gentlemen, the GOP candidate for President gets ready to schtup a porn star while his third wife still suckles their 4 month old son. This should be the portrait in the lobby of his Presidential Library—if one is ever built!
Tweet media one
0
0
6
@Klaatulives
XMarksthespot
1 year
@sabra_the Not just no, fuck no!.
0
0
3
@Klaatulives
XMarksthespot
1 year
@DianneCallaha16 @Acyn Daughter just graduated Emory Law! Happy to follow.
1
0
6
@Klaatulives
XMarksthespot
10 months
Tweet media one
0
0
5
@Klaatulives
XMarksthespot
9 months
No duh! Donnie, you are a wild and crazy guy.
@HillaryClinton
Hillary Clinton
9 months
I've got to hand it to Donald Trump. He's right about this one!.
0
1
5
@Klaatulives
XMarksthespot
1 year
@AbuAliEnglishB1 Walk like an Egyptian!
0
0
5
@Klaatulives
XMarksthespot
8 months
How do they not see?
Tweet media one
0
2
3
@Klaatulives
XMarksthespot
1 year
@SteveSchmidtSES Your thoughts mean nothing any longer!.
0
0
6
@Klaatulives
XMarksthespot
11 months
@OlgaNYC1211 Totally on board with that, Olga! The Trump-Putin connection is undeniable!
0
1
6
@Klaatulives
XMarksthespot
8 months
MAGATs just don’t get it!
Tweet media one
0
0
6
@Klaatulives
XMarksthespot
7 months
The new GOP Presidential candidate!
0
1
3
@Klaatulives
XMarksthespot
9 months
@Ret_USAF_MSgt @Ray_P45 And she was a disgrace to the USAF!.
1
0
4
@Klaatulives
XMarksthespot
10 months
Yeah, ok, Mr. Fit and Vigor! This fucklehead can’t even stay awake at his own criminal trial! Who’s the sleepy old man? I guess he’s dreaming about Stormy’s BJ!
Tweet media one
0
0
5
@Klaatulives
XMarksthespot
9 months
There are no other explanations! Unfortunately, unlike Jim Jones, there ain’t enough cool-aid to go around.
Tweet media one
0
5
4
@Klaatulives
XMarksthespot
1 year
@JeffSchultzATL How season ticket holders haven’t revolted is astounding! This is a franchise that can’t get out of its own way. One thing we have all agreed on, Ridder sux!.
0
0
3
@Klaatulives
XMarksthespot
1 year
@mishtal @mhdksafa Thank you. The constant drone of Hamas apologists is nauseating!.
0
0
5
@Klaatulives
XMarksthespot
10 months
I’m crazy or does today’s eclipse look like Trump’s hair!!
Tweet media one
0
0
4
@Klaatulives
XMarksthespot
1 year
@realTuckFrumper How much of this shit are they going to allow. Anybody else would be yelling through the bars of a jail cell. I so fucking sick of every judge treating this maniac with kid gloves!!
0
0
4
@Klaatulives
XMarksthespot
1 year
0
0
5
@Klaatulives
XMarksthespot
7 months
Tweet media one
0
1
4
@Klaatulives
XMarksthespot
1 year
@Bernadotte22 @HenMazzig Hey Viking slut, go fuck yourself. Better yet, let Hamas fuck then split you open. That seems to be a special skill.
0
0
5
@Klaatulives
XMarksthespot
1 year
Tweet media one
1
0
2
@Klaatulives
XMarksthespot
7 months
So it’s just nauseating to now see Joy Reid and her sidekick Chris Hayes lauding Joe Biden following last night’s presser and his just completed rally in Detroit. Biden was on full Trump attack and showing his command of the office. Fuck you media shills!!!
2
1
4
@Klaatulives
XMarksthespot
10 months
@smc429 State Fair sounds about right!.
2
0
4
@Klaatulives
XMarksthespot
1 year
@JasonKirell @MalcolmNance I thought Republicans only ate their young?.
0
0
2
@Klaatulives
XMarksthespot
1 year
@Trump_Detester Man, he looks like he’s wearing blackface!! Just awful! The world loves a clown.
0
1
3
@Klaatulives
XMarksthespot
1 year
@RepMTG Yeah, like Columbus never landed on North American soil?
0
0
0
@Klaatulives
XMarksthespot
1 year
@Osint613 Alrighty then! Let the games begin!
0
0
2
@Klaatulives
XMarksthespot
9 months
Happy 83rd Bobby!!
Tweet media one
0
1
3
@Klaatulives
XMarksthespot
10 months
@shillman1 America’s most notorious anti-mench!.
1
0
2
@Klaatulives
XMarksthespot
1 year
@DOBrienATL Managing a bullpen is the toughest job for a manager. I feel Snit does this better than most. I’ll take 40 games over .500 anytime DOB!!!.
0
0
4
@Klaatulives
XMarksthespot
1 year
@Hoover5454 @RonFilipkowski You can even see the ribs of the Depends clear as day.
0
0
3
@Klaatulives
XMarksthespot
2 years
@CNN @andersoncooper Sorry Cooper, none of us watch CNN any longer. Hey, when is the next Trump CNN rally???.
0
0
3
@Klaatulives
XMarksthespot
1 year
@shannonfordUSA @JackPosobiec Where’s your fucking wife Donnie. Has the stench finally chased her away? May 2024 bring you the heart attack we are all wishing for.
1
0
2
@Klaatulives
XMarksthespot
9 months
@ryanjreilly Outstanding! Enjoy your stay and don’t forget to thank the hostess’.
0
0
2
@Klaatulives
XMarksthespot
8 months
Hey Jake and Dana, how about asking Trump some actual fucking policy questions! Horrible job!!.
1
1
2
@Klaatulives
XMarksthespot
8 months
Live your life in such a way that the entire world doesn't celebrate your guilty verdict.
0
2
2
@Klaatulives
XMarksthespot
1 year
@FineArtByAnnett @mehdirhasan Get your artistic head out of your Progressive ass. You can’t start a war by slaughtering women, children and babies and then scream uncle!!! Hamas started a war using Palestinians as hostages and now Israel will finish it. Reality sux.
0
0
3
@Klaatulives
XMarksthespot
1 year
@joyajlouny @AvivaKlompas Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit!.
0
0
4
@Klaatulives
XMarksthespot
9 months
@Colonel_Myway Donald Trump?
1
1
4
@Klaatulives
XMarksthespot
1 year
@IDF It shows the job is not close to being finished! Lay the hammer down IDF!! The time for explaining the defense of Israel is done!
0
0
2
@Klaatulives
XMarksthespot
10 months
@rkfatheree Consistently the dumbest fuck in any room!.
0
0
2
@Klaatulives
XMarksthespot
1 year
@fmkaplan @Slate Totally agree Malcolm!! Some of the zealots settling the West Bank are no better than some of their militant neighbors. Get it together!!.
0
0
1
@Klaatulives
XMarksthespot
7 months
Imagine a guy who did nothing wrong and wants unconditional immunity for it. Puzzling!
0
2
3
@Klaatulives
XMarksthespot
1 year
@WajahatAli We all know why Medhi is gone. His show was irrelevant and he morphed into a Hamas shill. Bye. Bye!.
0
0
1
@Klaatulives
XMarksthespot
10 months
@keithboykin If I’m a black athlete playing any college sport in this 1960s version of Mississippi, I’m hitting the transfer portal and heading out of state!!.
1
0
4
@Klaatulives
XMarksthespot
8 months
Just in case you were wondering
Tweet media one
0
0
3
@Klaatulives
XMarksthespot
7 months
A new candidate for the party of law & order. How hilarious was it to see almost every GOP speaker over the last several days tout their allegiance to law enforcement and the rule of law, as they nominate and subjugate themselves before a man with 34 felony convictions.
Tweet media one
0
1
2
@Klaatulives
XMarksthespot
11 months
@donkoclock @WellesleyRock @FaniforDA How true !! Biden took on the Presidency when he would just as soon rode off into the sunset.
3
2
3
@Klaatulives
XMarksthespot
1 year
@ScooterCasterNY @lauferlaw Time to break out the bulldozers!!
0
0
3
@Klaatulives
XMarksthespot
1 year
@bluestein Sad day in Cobb County and our state as the evangelical Nazis terrorize hardworking teachers. What a cesspool of misinformation and misplaced values!.
0
0
4
@Klaatulives
XMarksthespot
7 months
This is how we make America great again!!!
Tweet media one
0
1
2
@Klaatulives
XMarksthespot
10 months
@lawofruby I mean, just how much incriminating evidence to you fucking need to put these traitors on trail?.
0
1
3
@Klaatulives
XMarksthespot
1 year
@RonFilipkowski One counsels on top and the other on the bottom.
0
0
3