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K.M.D

@KittyGott

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I know that you don't care but I want you to know.

Joined April 2009

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K.M.D

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4 years

You may work hard, but the shapewear ads on my Instagram work harder.

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1 month

Trudeau today

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3 months

Not enough modern songs sing about river boats.

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4 months

Would cry if I met Ms Rachel

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4 months

A fourth pillow for optimal sleep positioning has just entered the villa

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4 months

My master's degree is in worrying

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4 months

Today I took a nap in a sunbeam. Your dog was right. It rules.

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5 months

You can't be trusted if you own a Funko Pop

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5 months

Doodle owners when they see an open-air outlet mall

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5 months

Viewing the profile of mktplace sellers to guess what's going on in their lives

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5 months

Dead fly in my CPAP water tank

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6 months

If God wanted us to have perfect posture, why does it feel soooooooo good to slouch.

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6 months

I will forever be an Oreo girlie

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6 months

Took an Aleve and had a cocktail.

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6 months

Out of my Caesar salad phase and on to my peanut butter and jelly phase

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6 months

I think the turtles would agree that paper straws in kids juice boxes is a horrible move.

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6 months

I'd like to see a contestant on Love Island rock a tankini

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8 months

Yachts are just the RVs of the sea.

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1 year

For how quickly it chips, nail polish should not be $15

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