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🇧🇼x🇺🇸• LLB|LLM|JD • Anti-establishment • Pan Africanist • Eleutheromaniac • Curious about food production in Africa • Sue you soon. ..😉
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@LovePassant
He welcoming the tourists to black hollywood like “it’s REAL NIGGA(s) only in ere baby!”😭
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Bathong take me all the way back to this 2019 bhodi 😭😭😭😭 yhuuuu😩
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📍😭
What Botswana moment of chaos lives in your head rent free?
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Y’all, IN A WEEK I start work at the biggest of the Big4 GLOBALLY!🤲🏾 How I got in, is a story for another day but I definitely edited my own CV. JK!😭😹
Next chapter is going to be SELFISHLY devoted to deep learning. So fortunate to get to do this at this level of development.🍾
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Why o sena di base but your name is SEABELO?🥺
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📍. .. ke ntse hela jaana.
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Letsile Tebogo really got half way through the track and started walking and looking at everybody like:
😭🇧🇼🥇
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Apparently degree’ed Tswana women are preferred now. Will two law degrees, w/ the third expected in 2 weeks suffice?👀 Idk how Forbes Africa missed me ‘cause atp my name will be it’s own alphabet:
Kitso Thato Matlhape LLB, LLM, (JD).😅
I am single, a pleasure & taking bribes.😌
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I mean. Participating in the misappropriation of public funds, then saving face w/ charity is mean too — just depends who’s asking. But go off.
most mean people are unhappy with themselves, so they gossip and speak ill of others as a coping mechanism.
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Bathong — ga re ditsala on here. We are not trying to be friends. Rea le bata!
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As lawyers we cannot wait for medical law ripen in BW. I salivate at the idea of suing on behalf of all consumers/women who have be extorted by the medical scams.😂 From unethical advertising to actual malpractice. E bata class action law suit ya teng. Go nyewe nyiii!🤾🏾♀️⚖️
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My friend is getting married in an hour. My first all American wedding. Dress code: Black tie. Think I’m giving African princess 💋✨
But also, hear me out:😂
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📍Every day I learn a new Setswana word loneng😫😭… my next BF ke taabo kentse kere “Ke go rata ole bogonoko my love”. Ke texta kere “Come home, ke bogonoko🥰”
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Ka re Kitso Mokaila sa le a re dumedisa Batswana ba USA ka zoom kgwedi yantha a goroga kwano as ambassador abo a re tuu…😭😂 What a nice job lona?
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Just because Batswana are the least likely people to know & apply for shit — FYI — registration for the USA Diversity Green Card (Permanent Residency) Lottery are open right now. It’s free. The draw will happen on March 1 and winners announced May 7. This is for FY2025.
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@elysejoy4
@karmachristia20
@sandert2034
@ethanprevs10
@novabarbiie
Lmfaooo I really did go through that list multiple times and still didn’t see the ‘e’ in “pound the alarm”😭😭😭😭😭💀
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You know you’ve arrived in Africa when the airport has free WiFi but it doesn’t work.🥹🫶🏾
After 6 long years, my feet are on the land of my ancestors.🤲🏾📿✨
📍O.R. Tambo International Airport
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😭. .. All my +267 contacts’ WhatsApp stories every single day at 7:33am after getting to work:
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. ..
Ke jele nou. Let me get ready to go and go and keep pushing these social meet ups😭
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O hudugele overseas ole Motswana and then by year 4 e go betse craving ya motogo wa phaleche ka mayonisi le sukiri e kareng ene e lokiwa ka kiriba.😮💨
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This year we really need to release other people’s soulmates so they can find them my people.🙏🏾
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People who want to date me need to understand I’m a home body!😂 Date nights need to scheduled and calendared. Invite me to events w/ at least a weeks notice. You can’t just text me on some “you want go out rn?” For whaaat!?😭
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My name getting picked in the U.S. H1B (specialized worker visa) lottery last year. Can’t make this up but a record breaking number of almost half a million people applied for FY23. By law, the U.S. picks & the approves only 85k applicants/yr — AT RANDOM.👀🕺🏾💃🏾
What has been your biggest or best or favourite moment of luck? A moment that you just know changed the trajectory of your life.
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Kana lona ha le rata le ne le ngakalletse today. ..
Anyway. Hie!🫦
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Nna tota I’m not giving up until December 31, 2023 at 11:59pm😭😭😭
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Today, the Urban Morgan Institute for Human Rights presented the William J. Butler Human Rights Medal to the woman who rearranged my academic biases against natural sciences in favor of social sciences (law) through her pattern troublemaking😂. My fighter, a legend, UD.✨
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I have daddy/sperm donor issues and stuff but I’ll just say God really tried for me ka step dad. That man is my person autwa??? Literally my calm. ..😭🥺🫶🏾
Ha nka bona ke mo reketse GD6 kana Cruiser😫🤞🏾
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Yho. ..🥺
@ItsYangaChief
ain’t never tell a lie hey. Nadia was the alchemist. She was it for Mega.😭🔥🫶🏾
#MassCountry
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“I know this isn’t a nice thing to say but whenever I see pretty girls wearing bdp merch I automatically assume that they’re stupid”
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😮💨… this week I was given my 1st higher level project to start prepping me for senior level responsibilities. So instead of having the intermediate senior associate review my work - the partner reviewed directly. In Big4 - getting a “Great job!” from a partner is a big deal.🥹🙏🏾
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I am an incurable optimist but how is it only Tuesday? Ke tholwa ka super maheu ya panana.🥴💀 I’ve enjoyed my return to Twitter but deleting app for the rest of the week. Y’all stay out of trouble.🤍✌🏾
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Another one around the sun. I have so much to be grateful for. And so much I am looking forward to.✨
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😂😂😂…the comical part about seeing this post all day is, even if this is true — about 98.7% of Batswana men parroting it — are THEMSELVES walking red flags who are incapable of sustaining depth & nuance in just about any conversation.
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As promised, 3rd law degree and, highest academic accolade in my bloodline — snagged.
Those COWS better say 🗣MOOOOOOOOO!😌🤣
Apparently degree’ed Tswana women are preferred now. Will two law degrees, w/ the third expected in 2 weeks suffice?👀 Idk how Forbes Africa missed me ‘cause atp my name will be it’s own alphabet:
Kitso Thato Matlhape LLB, LLM, (JD).😅
I am single, a pleasure & taking bribes.😌
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They really don’t talk about how UB Professors sexually abuse students enough (at all). And as far as I know, there is no law against it or systems in place to prevent it. No Title IX. No examination anonymity. Nothing.
Why are we pretending we don’t know this is real?🙃🤘🏾
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Yeah but graduating in Africa and staying unemployed until you’re unemployable — or being employed but severely underpaid — is expensive too. Tbh, when it come to the decision to move, you have to choose your hard.🤷🏾♀️
Leaving South Africa to work abroad is not as glamorous as everyone believes, and I am relieved that those influencers are finally telling the truth about how expensive Europe is to live in!
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Not my South African cousins finally discussing for 10 marks if coloreds are black or nah. TFYM??!🌚
“Light nigga, dark nigga, faux nigga, real nigga, rich nigga, poor nigga, house nigga, field nigga . .. STILL NIGGA.” — J-Hova
Quick question … is Benni “Black Excellence” or nah? … just need an update with regards to who takes the W here. Thanks.
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Update‼️‼️‼️
I’m finally doing it today.🥹 Ke bata gore “black child, it’s possible” but go corny nyana mme it’s my first time and I’m proud of myself. Ngicela nithi “hurray!”guys!😭😂
I got a weird and sudden urge to fly out 1st Class for my next trip…
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Ditsala, please support my cousin, Keletso — and get fed well whenever you don’t pack lunch! She’s at Block 6 Shops by parking ya Cloud 9 at 12pm for lunch on weekdays!
Please RT — your friends or friends of friends may be in her area around lunch!🥹💋
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I got to experience her live in Houston, TX in April and all I can say is — she was born for this shem. It’s deserved. Written in the stars!!!😭
#Waffles
😮💨🔥
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I held mine like this, secretly, at home some 8 years ago.🥹 The bulk of the trauma I have from an ectopic is how alone I was and felt. I couldn’t even talk about it. And maybe I don’t ever want to go through it again. I wish my human would be open to adoption/surrogacy.😩🥲
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Aged whiskey. Personalized whiskey decanter set. Sneakers. Air fryer. Spa day/grooming vouchers. personalized bath towel set. Men’s luxury skincare with beard oil and a customized gold plated pick — if he’s in the beard gang.🥺🫶🏾
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😭 pheeewww... its me guys, im ‘Tswana huns’. Might as well sound on and airplay me on your smart tv bro😂... 11 days babyyyy!🥳🥳🥳🥳
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Why didn’t you just @ them/us?👀😂 Anyway —
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@pam_shoziii
@KaBediHaiOne
Trust. 99.7% of humans *want to* leave legally. What people want and what they have the latitude to do is not always aligned.
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Bobonong huns >>>>>>>>>
(📍Minutes before I hopped onto my therapy session and cried my eyeballs out. ..🥹🤣🫶🏾🫴🏾)
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One of my TikToks sorta “made it in life”. This 1 is for every single Tswana/African girl & woman.😭 Give them boys a run for they money!😤🤞🏾
But also, if
@NICKIMINAJ
repost me, idc I’m putting that ish on my resume, they’ll see what to do w/ that information.🤣
#WeGoUp
babyy🚀
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Bathong. As a person that really struggles to cry. Today I cried myself into a headache. The headache sucks but I finally cried. I feel so much better after actually crying. Please cry guys. The parasympathetic nervous system is there for a reason. And I’m going to be fine.🥹🩷🌻
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1. High income profession
2. Earning in the world’s stronger currencies as an African
3. Budget like a maniac
4. Only use high interest yield savings accounts
5. Get credit card w/ reward points/perks/sky miles (only use it for that purpose & credit score)
6. Avoid eating out
How do you people afford things? You have houses, cars, medical aid, groceries, vacations? Where do you get money from?
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I love making it onto the side of Twitter where the girlies with regular jobs and lives are open to being spoiled but will do it for themselves too.🥹 I love this for you, baby.💜🕺🏾
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Having to figure out how to go back to being yourself again after the death of a loved 1 is such a real thing.😮💨
I have so much more empathy for people who lost someone really close now more than ever. Y’all r so strong. I’m so proud of anyone that’s gotten up from that sh*t🥹🤍
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They way sum’y’all move on BW Twitter?💀
Le ba bolelle your families gore mo obituary go kwalwe:
“MOSWI O NE ASA TSHABE OPE. AMEN.”
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First, check if they haven’t blocked you.
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Threaded my favorite “cool” job photos but this by far my favorite.🥹🙏🏾
I befriended a legend a few years ago & got a royal invite to the Federal Courthouse.
Who: Judge Tim Black
Appointed by: Barack Obama
Known for: Groundbreaking USA same-sex marriage legalization.
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✨5•14•22✨
Officially, thank you — Batswana brothers & sisters for the love & cheers you’ve shown me over the past couple of days. A more sentimental post is up on my IG (
@kiki_gloth
) & FB (Kitso Matlhape-Gloth). I’ll be offline for some time onto my next historical feat.🤍
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WHY TF WOULD WE DOWNGRADE TO AMERICAN BEEF?😰
Batswana ba botsa gore di gateletswe ke mang go tswa koo…
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Just discovered Itumeleng Motswetla and NEED 100k BWP to spend on her art expeditiously.🥺😮💨
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What else is giving this👇🏾 in Botswana?
For me, it’s marriage.😭
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This one loves to sneak into my bed when I fall asleep knowing damn well he’s not allowed. Somehow he seems badly hung over too😭😂…
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😭😂💋✨… The Pinot Grigio said:
My friend is getting married in an hour. My first all American wedding. Dress code: Black tie. Think I’m giving African princess 💋✨
But also, hear me out:😂
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Tlhe bathung mpatliseng monna wa Motswana wa mohumi woo sa cheateng kea le rapela…😪
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I found the results from when my old man ran for elections and got 44 votes… kante ebile he ran as mokoko.😰 Anyway, y’all will pay.😭
Tf I just remember this 1 time as kid when my dad ran under 1 of the opposition parties (I think BNF). My mom was driving me to school there by BTV⭕️ by that crib yeo kareng stadium when results came thru & big g had like 36 votes or sumn. Batswana it’s personal, laa nkutwa?😭⚰️
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✨NYE✨
Now that ke recoverile and ke heditse boganana — guys nekele MONTLE gore on NYE and NYD?🥹
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I’m personally too old for this. But also self aware enough to know that matching energy almost always requires me to betray my own conscience.
Just remove yourself from their experience. What’s the point if after treating people how they treat you, you’re drained af.
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