Brandon Kiser
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so… hit tweet, blah blah. Vote Biden and tell all your friends and family what the stakes are and to do the same.
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@EsotericCD
Trump tried to claim the election was stolen when it wasn’t. Are you claiming Trump is responsible for this?
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If JD Vance is the VP pick, I'm going on the warpath. That man is snake oil salesman, a charlatan and mediocre troll. His disingenuous memoir said Appalachians needs to pick themselves up by the bootstraps, but now he tells everyone they're just victims of the "system."
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I’m 32. Not yet mid-thirties like
@ZackBrownDC
Everyone join me in wishing
@Kiser
a happy birthday!!!! I won’t tell you how old he is. Just know he’s only *slightly* younger than I am. 🎉🎂
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The gays are eating pizza at the Pentagon. Which means war is coming or something.
🚨Pizza meter is off the charts and the “bars” in DC are empty near the Pentagon. Brace yourselves.
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If Beshear isn’t the VP pick because he turned down an interview to keep his promise to his son to see a Savannah Bananas game… good for him.
Enjoyed
@TheSavBananas
! Mainly loved spending time with Will. These games were a home run for Louisville, with three sellout nights and everyone watching on national TV. Thanks for hosting,
@LouisvilleBats
!
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I don’t know what has gotten into Gen Z and why they play music OUT LOUD on trains and planes and really ANYWHERE but we have to stop them
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Don’t google luggage recs even ONCE. Every ad you’ll ever see for the rest of your life will be direct to consumer luggage company ads. Makes me want to just go to Nordstrom and buy the cheapest carry-on I can find.
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@McCormackJohn
You know full well the implication of your tweet was not a prescription for mifepristone or misoprostol
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some of the old mirror selfies I have would have made y’all beg me to eat
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I’ll vote for Jonny 2x4 and plank before I vote for Trump. Thankfully Biden is in the way
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JD Vance is a phony propped up by his billionaire sugardaddy Peter Thiel and just two years into an unremarkable Senate term. Harris wasn’t a “DEI hire”, but Vance sure was a bad one.
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SOURCES: Beyoncé to endorse Harris/Walz ticket tonight, with surprise appearance from Lady Gaga accompanied by a Telephone Pt. 2 music video reveal. Also Bruno Mars will be there
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The DCA - LEX flights are TERRIBLE so I get it
Beshear driving to his VP interview feels very Kentucky
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He’s STUPID stupid and has been since he started running like 10 years ago, but yeah I still get thrown for a loop by things like “Kamala turned black” 🫣
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why do nice backpacks only come in black, army, or clown makeup?
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The President of Hungary endorsed Trump? How many electoral votes does Hungary have?
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In hindsight I was too nice here
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After 3 weeks of straight-up chaos, Trump getting shot at, Biden dropping out, Harris immediately coalescing the Democrats, JD Vance being weird AF... it's hard to call anything, including a set of polls with Harris up in MI but down in PA, "impossible".
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This week I got a copy of the roster of my x4 Great Grandfather’s Company in the 14th Regiment of the US Army in the Civil War. LOVE stuff like this.
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They’re mad about a couch joke. The folks supporting Trump, who started his political career on a lie about Obama’s citizenship, is mad about a couch joke. Sounds kinda snowflakey.
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A system where 1) a major party can nominate a Presidential candidate who attempted to subvert the peaceful transition of power, 2) that nominee can't even be tried by the NEXT election, and 3) that candidate will get off scot-free if he wins the election is BROKEN.
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Elon legalizing porn and then hiding likes two weeks apart was no mistake he knows where this website’s bread is buttered
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look at this freak and tell me Democrats can’t beat him with a candidate that can actually string a few sentences together
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I remember when you only had to do one captcha for important stuff like logging into your bank account but now it takes 5 minutes of clicking blurry bicycles to prove you're a human just to book haircut
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🚨 the dnc surprise guest is beloved character actor richard kind
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I can finally have my name back
how much recently made, unsold “Let’s go Brandon” merch do you think they got sitting in warehouses right now
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No no no no. Halloween starts in October. For September we get to rest
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Hypocrite Vance tried to piggy-back on Trump's win in 2016 by claiming to speak for people he didn't speak for while he was a venture capitalist in San Francisco. Vance criticized Trump for years and now he licks his boots.
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*gulp*
#NEW
@POStrategies
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@CompCoalition
Swing States Poll:
PENNSYLVANIA
Harris 48% (+3)
Trump 45%
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WISCONSIN
Harris 48% (+2)
Trump 46%
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MICHIGAN
Harris 45%
Trump 45%
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NEVADA
Trump 46% (+1)
Harris 45%
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ARIZONA
Trump 48% (+5)
Harris 43%
2,000 LV, 7/23-29
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Appalachian slippery elm bark tea can fix anything except being a lying felon.
THROAT COAT TEA, HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED SPONSORING A PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE? - JT
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News - The "Uncommitted" movement won't back Kamala Harris due to her stance on Israel. They urge votes against Trump, warning he'd "accelerate the killing in Gaza," and advise against third-party candidates to avoid boosting his chances.
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So cool that the 10th anniversary of “you know I had to do it to em” is a national holiday
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“Now it is time for our nation to come together. We need to dial down the anger, rancor and noise. We have an opportunity to remember that we are taught to treat our neighbors as ourselves—and that we are all each other's neighbors."
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Time for Jennifer Lawrence and Michael Shannon to weigh in. Johnny Depp can sit this one out.
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@mattyglesias
As with many things with Trump and his supporters, the cruelty is the point. Trump seems crueler to criminals, and that’s what they like - I don’t think they really care about the actual statistics.
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idk Buchanan might have been an even worse president than I thought
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I haaaaaaate how the American media covers politics like they’re ESPN.
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The “evisceration” in question here is that Kamala is too tough on crime… so good luck with that. The campaign is just trying to spin Trump hiring ANOTHER deadbeat sycophant.
Does anyone remember Gabbard "eviscerating" Harris on a debate stage? I don't mean did some Gabbard fanboy say that on Twitter but in any sense did that really happen? Or is that something the Trump camp just told the reporters?
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Do they not know that The Last Supper didn’t actually look like the painting?
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the real question if Gov. Josh Shapiro is the pick is if the country is ready for a VP named after a Cabernet
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not gonna lie y’all I’m kinda feeling like I DID fall out of a coconut tree rn
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