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Simon King
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He/Him - It's just monkeys singing songs, mate. Don't think too hard about it.
Bournemouth, England
Joined January 2009
Well, I guess I'm officially old. That performance did absolutely nothing for me. Not a clue what was going on. I'm sure many enjoyed it though 👍🏼 #AppleMusicHalftime
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@HelenAndOlly Actually a really interesting book on pirates, for what it's worth. Just don't let Katie from New Zealand see it!
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@FootballCliches There's been so many FNiT submissions I have in my head, like some Mandela effect perhaps, that this has already been sent to you but I'm going to send it anyway. Footballers names in (non-football) books?
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@FootballCliches Clearly nobody at Chelsea was kind enough to inform Millie Bright about the record she was about achieve in the changing room before the game...
The mentality that gets you the most outright wins in #BarclaysWSL history! Millie Bright 👏 @ChelseaFCW
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Who else is waiting to see Ian Rush in the stands at Anfield this lunchtime downing a pint of milk? #LIVACC #EmiratesFACup
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RT @GirlsontheBall: It’s been a pretty disheartening + upsetting few weeks for the LGBTQIA+ community + wondering if football really is a s…
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@FootballCliches @CDEccleshare @D_C_W I remember one of my PE teachers making 2 captains (usually the best players) pick each other's team. That was always fun to see who they rated the least. But on occasion he'd let them pick their own teams, & then once they were happy, switch the captains to the other side!
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@drunkwomenpod @ChesneyHawkes @HannahMGeorge @taylorglennUK I think these are quite popular and missing from the list; Chinese 5 Spice, Fennel, Star Anise, Tarragon... Either that or a ground/powder or whole version of one that's still there, like cinnamon or cumin.
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@FootballCliches I'm being bombarded with Xmas jumper ads, most are terrible, but I'm definitely not having this...
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@NFLUKIRE @OfficialNFLShop I like that they're fan owned, that Brett Favre's first pass completion was to himself, and that they get to wear giant chunks of cheese on their head🧀
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@drunkwomenpod @jonnyweldon Couldn't help but think of this scene the whole way through this episode...
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