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@KingOlaszn

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@KingOlaszn
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@TeacherOfBall As long as they’re winning no issues
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The beef between parents and earphones will never end 😑😂
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Some people pretend to be gentle and avoid drama or arguments because they have werey in their heads 👺😂
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90% of girls sucks at communicating..it’s worse when they don’t like you 😂
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People be assuming you have money cos you don’t beg 😭 God abeg give me this money they think I have 😭🙏
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Can’t even get horny..my whole body be looking for money...seduce me I wipe you cord 🤨
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@KingOlaszn
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I can miss you and still never call or text you 😂 no be pride 😏
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A supposed close friend of mine (female) planned and did her wedding without informing me while see each other’s WhatsApp status everyday…I ignored too and didn’t wish her for the marriage. Now she gave birth and I still ignored. Am I too petty ??
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You got arrested and you won’t be released till your babe/guy calls When will you be released?? 😂
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Can you be in a relationship without talking to your partner everyday??? 🤔
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I can’t date a girl that shakes yansh on the internet....call me whatever 👍😾
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The amount of friends you lose when you stop texting first <<<<<<
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Fathers are less appreciated in the society these days….it’s a sad truth 🥺
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Imagine having one boyfriend and you’re the side chick 💀😂
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You give me breakfast still dey vex say I move on 😒
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As he’s taking care of you anty keep your yansh one place 🙄
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You stingy like Ijebu and you dey find Loyal girlfriend??🤡🤣
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Not happy, not sad…just empty like my wallet 😞
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Imagine getting kidnapped and you were told you would only be released when Arsenal wins premier League or UCL 💀
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@hashjenni Not exactly manipulating, what if you’re just cooking up stories that never happened
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Ekiti pikin drop 11 games 7 cut am 😭😭 he’s the nightmare true true
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Lack of communication will eventually kill any form of attachment 🤝
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You no get big yansh you dey raise polo up come still tie am🙄...lmao wetyn you dey show us ???
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@unc_lefreddie All replies nah lie fulham
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With the things going on in my head I can look at you for 20 mins without seeing you 😂
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I’m not that friend that’s gonna always agree with you with everything for friends sake…if you wrong I’ll tell you straight up 😑😂
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If you’re single and nobody is texting you pls go offline , you’re the reason the network is slow 🙄
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The arrival of money is the departure of insults , in this life just make sure you have money 🙏🙁
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If I dey toast you…your own nah to say YES/NO….why you dey ask about my girlfriend?? 😒🤷‍♂️
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There’s no way you would go through your partner’s phone and your heart won’t do gbim gbim 😂
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This is another great day….look for money and leave women and yansh bruh 🙄😒
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While eating do you save your meat for last or eat it first?🤔
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Ladies would rather chew the sole of their shoes than take responsibility or accept they’re at fault 😒🤦🏻‍♂️
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If I ever let my head down it would be just to admire my shoes!! 😌
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Celebrate yourself.. nobody knows what it takes to be you 🥂🙂
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If you call me “big head” I’ll assume you want to sleep with me 😏🙂
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@KingOlaszn
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Be calling him “bruh” “boss” when you know he likes and wants to date you 😒 ...you wicked stingy witch 😠🤡
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Relationship wey you no enjoy you dey celebrate anniversary 🤡😂😂
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Breaking up with a short girl isn’t easy. you get flashbacks about her every time you see little kids playing 😣
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Incase you want to act broke and you need account balance wey you wan use, Dm let’s talk business 😞🤲
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I’m not doing yahoo 👀don’t compare me with your boyfriend...Nah phone 📲 I dey repair abeg 🧎‍♀️
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Not getting a message from your partner for days is also a message 🙂if you know you know 🚶
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The power of preeq is amazing 😭 Feminist una
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You’re only 21, but you’ve seen more holes than tiger woods 🧐💀
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These days if you’re not given what you deserve you too use Werey collect am 👍
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Gaining weight while you owe people money is a form of disrespect 😒👍
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Another good day to silently pray for people’s phone/Laptops to get spoilt 🙂
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@_Bignanaa @Stfutimi No one ever prays for such too 🫵
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I go don spend like 5million on data since January 😭😭😭 Nah so he go dey go ?? God abeg 🤦🏻‍♂️
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@Mide__M Imagine calling a tournament multiple powerful nations competed in “rigged” like they paid all countries to lose to Argentina?? Big clowns
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Accept people as they are , but place people where they belong 👍
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But as a guy why you go dey moan ?? 😒😒 you no get shame
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It’s not compulsory to have sense , just be happy 😊🙏
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Bet go cut...SportyBet go dey ask you “what is cashout?” They think they’re funny 😠🤡😒
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Everything they tell you about me is true…what will you do??🤷‍♂️ 😒
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Always reciprocate energy shown to you, don’t give more or less to avoid see finish 👍
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Making plans for next year when we’re not sure of seeing the next day 🤡💀
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Honest question pls 🙂 If I mistakenly impregnate a girl and I said sorry 😞…is there still a need for me to raise the child after apologizing???🤔
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If your partner is required to help you in an exam will you pass?? 🤔
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Some people be replying your texts late every fvcking time and wonder why you don’t bother texting them...who likes to be ignored? Lmaoo
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Would you forgive your boyfriend/girlfriend if they told you they mistakenly slept with someone after getting drunk?? 🤔🤔
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Funny how you have the solution to all problems when they’re not yours 💀🤦‍♂️
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@Mo_Sznn Lmao 🤣 person wey dey laugh under that kind pressure for pitch, we suppose don know say nah men them
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