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aggie engineer - taco bell enthusiast - native texan - pretend athlete - i like bikes

New Braunfels, TX
Joined February 2016
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4 years
texas about to become an ethics case study
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5 years
when they have a clear bag policy but you want to drip
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5 years
how u gonna have a Louis Vuitton strap attached to a ZIPLOC BAG??
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6 years
u ever see some nerds fight on chegg anon 😂😂😂😭😭
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4 years
how could you move out of texas after experiencing HEB
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5 years
*someone dies* Everyone: F People from Pflugerville: Pf
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4 years
@kjsorrel NYPD budget is more than north korea’s military
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5 years
pretty sure the world was black and white but good try
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I colorized this photo over two years ago, but it remains one of my favorites. Banana docks, New York, 1900s.
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6 years
College station needs a drive in movie theatre
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3 years
@TexasFootball 😮‍💨😮‍💨
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@KingOfTheSquill
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5 years
i was wondering if i could be the yee to your haw
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@KingOfTheSquill
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4 years
there’s literally a trump tweet for everything
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
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When foreigners attend our great colleges & want to stay in the U.S., they should not be thrown out of our country.
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@KingOfTheSquill
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i’ve seen the boys win and i’ve seen the boys lose but at least i went to my school
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5 years
“yOu’lL nEveR sEE a LoNgHorN dOinG tHiS aT a&M”
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5 years
You’ll never see a longhorn doing this at A&M cause we ain’t worried about them 24/7
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me explaining a&m traditions to any non ag
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katie🐇
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me explaining my love for my a&m and how i my can’t imagine going hometown anywhere else friends
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5 years
this is so gd funny
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3 months
@DoctorPissPants he’s so sweet i cried when he passed
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5 years
when college grads get their first salary:
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5 years
7 billion people on this earth and you think your soulmate is at A&M??? well, yes actually
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5 years
when girls hit the curb going 45 mph
@hoemoticon
¿alex?
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my friends supporting my bad driving
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wake up elko is cooking
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4 months
so texas was tampering for our HC for how long? and we threw the title game. interesting
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5 months
she was so real for that
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@rshah2611 @CultureCrave released digitally too soon
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6 years
Save a horse, ride an ofo
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4 years
stop gargling sullys cock i promise the aggie spirit will live on
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4 years
The last 4.5 years were a blast.. 3 professional internships B.S. Civil Engineering Full time position 👍🏻
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5 years
are you studying with other bitches in Zachry, yes or no
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6 months
you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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6 years
Girls that drive with their left leg up scare me
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i’ve seen enough. marcel reed should’ve played versus ND
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1 year
college station tx
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5 years
i’m a civil engineer in the streets and an uncivil engineer in the sheets
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3 years
laynes is dropping spicy tenders? the canes vs laynes debate is over
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5 years
alright which of y’all made this
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3 years
post oak mall, college station tx
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i find it a little weird weird a school who has such a deep tradition/respect for veterans, doesn’t get veterans day off
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@traderjoeslut this went crazy
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5 years
go to bonfire memorial. i don’t care if you have an 8 am or you’re tired. go
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6 years
“The only sex he’s having, is with his hand” lmfaoooooooooo
@tylerthames2000
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6 years
Brother Jed ended this man’s life
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6 years
Mood w/ 3 more days until Aggieland
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5 years
a college station need
@TheOnion
The Onion
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Brita Unveils New In-Throat Water Filters
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6 years
me watching everyone get their rings this weekend
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God was not in the room
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5 years
Putting this exam on God
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3 years
just boys being boys before OSHA ruined everything
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1 year
ain’t no way
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4 years
u know what i’m gonna say it fuck seaworld
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4 years
they think kyle field was loud with 25k ppl 😂😂😂😂
@BarstoolTexasAM
Barstool Texas A&M
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Dan Mullen wants full capacity (88k) because the 12th man at a capacity of 25% was a factor in the game
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3 years
ordering door dash during a tornado is demonic
@OldRowAggies
Old Row Texas A&M
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DoorDash remains undefeated
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3 years
burrow played at kyle field 7 OT 🥶
@lt4kicks
Lawrence Tynes
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To be fair, Joe has never played at Arrowhead. Having said that, he is in for a rude awakening. There is no place louder in sports and it’s not up for debate.
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this girl scares me
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a real man uses his aggie ring
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the only kyle i want to be inside
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3 years
wonder what i was tweeting
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personally if i had a girlfriend she could put my credit-card on her Starbucks app
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@TexAgs jimbos ego will lead the aggies to fail
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i cant believe they tweeted this 😂🤘 gig em
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5 years
McDonald’s on University past midnight Thursday-Saturday:
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5 years
might get a little wild tonight and drink a glass of water
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4 years
nobody’s taking u to texas tulips give up hope
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new header
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4 years
silver taps is virtual but classes are meeting?? football is happening?? bruh moment
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5 years
wait wait wait to cross university wait wait
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6 years
Spotify gives free Hulu and you still using Apple lmaoo
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is anyone else’s kink a loving relationship
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a wise man (my RA) once said, “skip class, eat ass”
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update my grades you cowards
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breaking their backs in before the frats do
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i’m about 95% sure Texas Athletics pays PFF
@PFF_College
PFF College
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Highest-graded RB corps in College Football 1. Michigan - 92.5 2. Texas - 91.9 3. Texas A&M - 90.5 4. Georgia - 90.3
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the corps disliked this message
@clairesparagus
CLAIRE
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My prof really said if we fall asleep in class, we are counted absent 😭
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3 years
i haven’t seen squid game or downloaded wordle. peer pressure means nothing to me
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1 year
i’ve been informed this isn’t appropriate for the work tailgate
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mom come pick me up she’s tweeting about astrology again
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if swiping plastic card bad why swiping plastic card feel good
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y’all think we’re having longer than 2 weeks of in person classes 😂😂😂😂?
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me walking into PHIL 111 with an aggie ring
@RivsHughey
Rivers Hughey
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Some of you never went from third string quarterback to Heisman winner and it shows.
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if i take a melatonin and a caffeine pill will my body take a screenshot
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checks profile.... yup lol
@preston_saenz
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@AnaSofiaaa23 Imagine going to A&M
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“fuck” - matthew mcconaughey
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bro ima cry
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this is so cute 😭😭😭
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freshman please don’t go to fuego it’s so gross... please don’t go the lines are long enough
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u in her likes .. im designing the roads she drives on .. we are not the same
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saw $3 flowers at H‑E‑B today yalls boyfriends hate yalls ass
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bro
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if you don’t remember lobsters in walmart you’re too young for me
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white people get their energy from photosynthesis and classic rock
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@BarstoolTexasAM stop tweeting please
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4 years
OPEN YOUR EYES
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6 years
Just curious how many of y’all in college station got your license out of a Cracker Jack box
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5 years
i swear to god the next woman who tries to have sex with me after ng when all i did was invite her over to play lego star wars
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literally nobody: aggies: 🤠 👍🏻|-👍🏻 / \
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